脑子寄存处
xiaoqingshuidegewaibushufuqilai，tahaoxiangmengdaozijishuizaicaowoli，huailibaoxiaoyanggaoyonglaibaonuan，youqingfengchuilai，xiaoqingyixiajiujingxingle。
xintiaodepengpengluantiao，liangerwengwengluanxiang，han，yixiazijiuchulaile。touyunmuxuanlehaoyihuier，caikanqingzhouweidejingxiang。
danshitamashangbishangleyan，xinxiangyuanlaizaizuomenga，kuaikuaixinglai。
shouzhitoudongdong，xinliniantao，zaiwojiadedachuangshangxinglai。
jieguomodaoleyouhuayouzhashoudedongxi，xinliyijiling，hedezhengkaiyankan，zenmehaizaimengli，zheimengtaizhenshile，bizijiwangchangzuomengshangcesuohaizhenshi。zheishihuanlegezuomengbianjichu，gaidezheimezhen，zenmefenmengyuxianshi，xingbuguolaizenmeban，renkejiugale。
haotemeheren，xiaoqingjingkongdezhengdayanjing，daliangzhesizhou，zhouweiheihuhude，rangyanjingmanmanshiyingleyihuier，youyueguangtouguolai，ng！yidianyebushu，taxinliyijinyouyijin，zijidexinyoukuangtiaoleyixia，tazheibuhuibeirenfanzimaileba？ba？ba？？？？
taishoumomohan，jiuzheyueguangyinyuefaxianyizhixiaoheishouhuaguoyanqian，xinliyitu，shentibengdejinjinde，heidengxiahuo，zuipagui~~~
haoxiangjiao，haoxiangkaideng，keshizijijiugenzhonglesunhouzidedingshenshuyiyang，dongbule，buganjiao。
“dingdingding！gongxisuzhu，bangdingqiandaoxitong。chucijihuoyouxinshoudalibao，suzhuxuyaokaiqiqiandaoxitongma？”
xiaoqingjiangyingdetingwanzheiduanhua，shenqidejingranmanmansonglekouqi，biedetaijiu，touyunmuxuan。zheishihouwanquanbeidaijiezou，shenmexiangxiangdouzidongxiaoshi，xiayishideshuodao“kaiqi”
jiezhejiuchuxianyigewucaideguangying，xiangwanhuatongyiyangxuanzhuanqilai，zhuandetayanyun，xiaoqingtouyundeshuodao“tingtingting，taitemetouyunle。”
“gongxisuzhu，choudaolingquankongjianyimei，kebangdinglinghun，suzhuyunqitaihaole。”
xiaoqinglengxiao，zheimengtaiganzuole，tazheibeizifanshichoujiangjiumeizhongguo，jiusuanshizhong，neiyeshishangchangtaolu，shuoshi9999yuande，gongxinizhongletoudengjiang，yizhekeyimai，999yuanjiukeyimaile。ng！youdehaigengbianyidian，zongzhiyigetaolu，nengzhongdedoudefuqian，xiangzhongqiandedoumeizijifen。
xiaoqingdengledeng，youyuzhechangshishuolesheng“bang~ding~”meigezidouzaibiaodatadeyouyouyuyu，youqiwuli，danzhanxinjing，youzangzhejingxiqueyue，shisirugui。
xiaoqingganjuenaohaishenchutengleyixia，lenghanyoushiyiceng，"ong"deyixia，changjingzhuanyi，jiaobianyiwangqingquan，zhouweibaiwumengmeng，zhiyoujiaobiandeqingquanqingbolinlin，xiaoqingrenbuzhupengqilaiheleyikou，menglideshuihaiguaihaoheli！xiaoqinglielexiazui，tongshenshuchang。dayancongquanshuilikanzijidedaoying，shoushouxiaoxiaodeyige，dayueliusuizuoyou，meiyanqingli。menglidezijihuanlegeshentidesheding，yebushibunengjieshou，sheimengliyichengbubiandeyuanshenyuanyang，tahaimengdaozijimaoruotianxian，meinanmendouaita，weiletadashengdasi，doushijicao，jicao！xinglaibuhaishipuputongtongdeshenghuo。
xiaoqingshuiqianzaizijijiachuangshang，xinglaizaimoshengdeyangquanli，xianzaiyoudaolemiwuzhong，duitalaishuoshijiantaiduan，changjingtaiduo，zhenggerensimengfeimengde，linghunyouyinyinkuisandejiashi，shunjianchulekongjian，baqiandaoxitongheleyitiao“suzhu，suzhu”
xiaoqingdeerbianyinyinchuanlaishengyin，shaoshaoqingxingleyixia。
“suzhu，woshi“rixingyishan”diaolibudeqiandaoxitong，womenchuanyuedaozheilishizuorenwude。”
xiaoqingzhenzhenjingshen，mengyehao，zhenyehao，hainengbuguole，zijidemengliyedoubushitangyingde，mangdaobuxing。
“haimeiqingjiaozenmechenghuni，womenzenmezuorenwu”
“e！woshixitong666666，haomajiliba，xianzaidouaijixianghaoma，womenxitongyeshiyushijujinde。”
“wozheijiubashijiexianfajisuzhu。”
haohaohao！jingheguodu，fanggexiaodianying，bunenggengfangsongle。yushixiaoqingshuiguoqule。
真！睡过去了。
666666jizhengbuhuile，meitingshuobiedesuzhuyouzheicaozuoa，nagebushidiaozheluobujiuzou，louqichubajiugan，sheihaibushiniuma。zheigesuzhuzenmezheimexinda，renwudoumeikanwanjiushuizhele，zheibujiushangkeshuijue，xuexiliuhaome，zhenshitongshengwuliang。
hainengzadi，dunledunle。
huailinuanbaobaoyidongyidongde，youdongxiyaozhengtuohuaibao，xiaoqingganjinbaojin，jieguozhengzhadegengjiliele，haitingdao“miemie”deyangjiaosheng。
xiaoqingmengdongdezhengkaiyan，kanzhetuzhuanqiang，qianshizhuangxiuhaodewoshiruhuajuanyibanxiaoshi，yuanlaizhendechuanyueleya！xiaoqingtankouqi，renmingdepaqilai，buyonghuanyi，buyongdiebei，shayemeiyou。wuliyouliangtoudashanyang，sizhixiaoshanyang，xiaoshanyangzaichinaile，zijihuailimengdeyichengdong，youguoquyizhi，pobujidaidechizaofan，xiaoqingdeduziyingjingdegulululuanxiang。tawucuodedaileyixia，buzhidaoxianzaizenmeban，chulaizhadao，shouzuwucuo。
jiezhemubanmenpengdekaile，xiaoqinghuitoukandaoyishenjianghongyifudemeimaofuren，nuqichongchongdejinlai，zhuaqitadegebojiuzhuaichulewuzi“siyatou，fanletianle，chaoshidoumeizuo，wohenididihaiezhe，nidaoshiguangchibulaqingxiandekanyang，jintiandefanyidunyebiexiangchi。kuaiquzuofan。”
xiaoqinghededaqiyebuganchu，shenzhidoumeirenchuzheishiyuanzhudeniang，huangluandehuiyizheyuanzhujinqideshenghuorichang，ganjinbizhaozhejinchufangzuofan，kexishicaobushulian，yizhendejifeigoutiao。beiganlaichule，meiyoufan，liangemantoudoumeiyou，ezheduzibeitaniangganchujiamenfangyangqu，yuanlishixiaotasansuidedidi，duizhetaxiao，bai**nen，kekeaiai。
daqingshanshanjiao，liangdawuxiaozhishanyang，ditourenzhenchicaodeliangzhidade，wuxiaozhiwanshuatiaonao。xiaoqingkaotangzaixiepocaocongli，zuilijiaozhebaimaogen，kanqilaiwusuoshishi，qishizhengzaihuiyizijijieshoudeqingjie。
banianqian，liyanghoufushizifuren，daoxuantiangongjibingzhongdepomuqifuqiuyao，guituturanjingma，mafumashuhao，henkuaixunfulemache，danhaishiyinqicheneifurendejinghuang，yinfaduzitong，kongyouzaochanzhiyou，budeyijiujinzhaolehurenjiaxiuxi，huangluanzhongzhaodaocunzhongyihugangshenglehaizidexudachengjiali。
meixiangdaojinjiamenhou，yuefafadongqilai，furendaiyigepufu，lianggedayahuan，zhideqiurentongrongzaitamenjiashenghaizi，bijingshengzideshiqing，beirenrenweibuxiang，shenmexuepumende，dajiadouhenjihui，zongbunengzaicheshangshengzi。jilezhujiaershiliangyinzi，haodaishigelishi。zheijiayeshigangshengchanwan，caimeineimejiangjiude。biederenjiadoubuganrangjinjiamen。
mangliudaowanshangyueshangzhitoucaidelegeqianjin**，yidageyahuanbaole**daoxudaniangziwuneijingyang，chanfangneirenyingzhongzhong，dengzhuhunan，kongpachongzhuangle，xiaohaizitaixiao，bujingkepeng。gangxiuxiyixiaohuier，chanfangliyoujiaorangzhechuxuele，dayahuanxinhuang，fangxia**jiuguoqule，houlaiyongdaoxuantiangongqiudeyaocaihaoxie，dayahuancaifanhuizhuwoxiangfangshouzhe**，yuandingmingshushang，**haishi**，houlaidangjiaxianwang，weizhihuanghou，xianliangshude，huorenwushu。