“yunqi，nizhongyuguolaile！”
xiaoguangqiujidongdiweizheyunqizhuanlehaojiquan。
eryunqixiangshikanjianleshenmekanbizhuluojikonglongdezhenxiwuzhong，weizhejunzhaoliuzhuanlehaojiquan，kouzhongzezechengqi。
“xiqi…taixiqile…”
“diyicijianyourenlinghundousuichengyipianyipiandele，hainengzheimeyouhuolide。”
“nihaijidewoshisheima？”
yunqiwenchule001tongkuanwenti。
“woyezhidaowogugejingqi。”
junzhaoliudandingdizhanqilai，paipaiyifushangdehuichen。
“zhiyuni，bujidele。”
“wa——wozhendeshangxinle！”
yunqizhuangmozuoyangdewuzhuxiongkou：
“jingranbawodoujiwangle，nizheige…zheige…fuxinhan！”
“xiangdangnianwoyibashiyibaniaodibani……”
“别演了。”
junzhaoliulengzhelian，yibajiuzhuyunqidiediebuxiudezui，wulicengmianshangrangyunqibizui。
“zheigeshuxideshoufa…”
jiusuanbeiwuzhuzuiba，yunqirengran“shencanzhijian”dibiechuyijuhua：
“niguoranmeiyoushiyi！”
“bushi，suzhuxianzaishizhendejingfenlea，yunqiwomengaizenmebana？”
001piaodaoliangrenzhijian，tixingzhengshi。
“haolehaole，yanguizhengchuan。”
yunqipaipaishou，koudaizhongtaochushouhuan，anxiaanniu。
“womenxianhuizongbu，baninaozijianchayixia。”
“shengxiadedengjianchajieguochulaizaixishuo。”
junzhaoliudiandiantou，jiangpiaozhedexiaoguangqiu001laohuilai，jiuzaishouzhong。
jijukejigandeshouhuanbaofachuyidaociyandebaiguanghou，yiranbujianliangrendeshenying。
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“欢迎，云部长。”
yueeryouyadenvshengxiangqi，zhayanjian，liangrenyitongjiulaidaoleyiliaobudemenkou。
shiguanjuzongtidoushiyouyinhuisedejinshubanjianzaoercheng，naigaowennaidamo，fangyulijigao。
yiliaoburenlairenwang，bushaorenchuruqizhong，huohuitoutulian，huorongguanghuanfa。
“womeibing！womeibing！wohaiyaozhengjiushijie！doubielanzhewo！”
yigechuanzhebaisebingfudenanrengaoangzhetou，shuangshouzhangkai，kouzhongdashenghandao。
“wokeshijianglongshibazhangdierbaiwushidaichuanren，sannianzhiqiyidao，tamendoujianggongyingwodeguilai！hahahahahaha……”
“erdengfanrenjinguanzhandouba…”
henkuai，yiqunbaidaguaquanfuwuzhuangdijiangrenbangshangshufudai，kunshanglejiuhuchuang。
“tashigejingfenhuanzhe。”
yunqisihurenshineigediankuangdenanren，piepiezui：
“zuotiannadedouhaishirouruoxiaojiaoqijuben，kanhurenyuankantazhendingxialai，weitajiekaileshufuyi，meixiangdaojintianjiubianchenglelongwangfuchouguilaijubenle。”
“e…suzhu，niyihoubuhuiyebianchengzheiyangba？”
001shouhuimuguang，wangxiangjunzhaoliu。
“buhuiba…”junzhaoliuchouchouzuijiao，“yinggai？”
“zanshifangxin，”yunqizouzaizuiqianmian，weijunzhaoliudailu，tingjian001dehua，xianghoupieleyiyan：
“nisuzhujingshenlizaizhenggeshiguanjuyeshishuyishuerdecunzai，woyeshidiyicijianlinghundousuichengzheiyangle，zhutijingshenhaizheimewendingderen。”
“主体精神？”
junzhaoliuzhuazhuleguanjianci。
“dui，”yunqidiandiantou，“nixiantangjinqu，zuogejutidejiancha。”
dakaicangmen，yunqizhilezhixiangyingyangcangyiyangdezhangfangti，shiyijunzhaoliutangjinqu。
gangtangxiameijifenzhong，“ding”diyisheng，cangmenjiudakaile。
好像微波炉烤面包。
junzhaoliumomoxiang，shunshizuoqilai。
yunqishizhizaitoumingbanshangqiaodefeikuai，anjingdefangjianzhishengxiashouzhipadapadaqiaojipingmudeshengyin。
“yigehaoxiaoxi，yigehuaixiaoxi。”
zuoyishuadiyizhuan，yunqizhuanguoshenlai，mianxiangjunzhaoliu，xiaolexiao：
“听哪个？”
“坏消息。”
“huaixiaoxijiushi，nidelinghunqueshisuidetinglihaide，bingqiechenzheniyundaohunmideneiduanshijian，quandousalehuandipaochuqule。”
“那好消息？”
junzhaoliupanqitui，chengzhexiaba，tiaomeiwendao。
“haoxiaoxijiushi，yinweinidexitongjishixiangzongbufachujingbao，jishijiangnidefenhunlanjiexialai，fenbiekunzaixunixiaoshijiezhong，meirangtamenpaodetaiyuan。”