“feiwu！mingribuzhunyongshan！”chuchouchixienizhedaodiaowudiyindeheigou，benjiuyinchendemianronggengxianbuyue。
“嗷呜~”
shenghuobuyi，gougoutanqi。
keliandexiugoubeibeiqiqidepazaidishang，shiluludeyanjingaiyuandedingzheneigehaitameilechishideshaonv。
ranneishaonvqueyijiupufuzaidi，jianbangzhandongbuyi，haosishoulejudajinghe。heigounaodaiyiwai，zuokanyoukanjuedeqiguai。
tazenmeganjuetashizaixiaoni？yinggaibuhuiba？
bijingchengzhongdedajiaguixiujiandaotashouyidianshang，douhuicouguolaixuhanwennuan，leiyanposuodeshuoyiju：‘haokeliandexiaoquana’。
younagenvzijiandaokeaidetazhuangdaonaodaile，hainengxiaodechulai？
kexiruguoheigouzhidaoshenzhizhineixindezhenshixiangfa，pashiyaobengkuidaku。
yinweitafangcaineihuajideyimushideshenzhizhizuijiaoyigou，chadianpogongfaxiao。
哈哈哈哈哈哈哈——
zheishagou！bukuishichuchouchizheilianainaoyangchulaide！
chuchouchizhongxinjiangshixiantouxiangmuwujiaojudeshaonv，dabuxiangqianyongliniezhutadexiahe，poshitakanxiangziji。
“shenzhizhi，buguannixialeyehao，meixiayeba。bendianxiazuihouwenniyibian，niyoumeiyoutuiashourushui？”
“erdianxia，chennv，chennvmeiyou！”
tabeipotaitou，chuchouchijiantakongdongmouzhongmanshijingkong，wanruoconglinzhongwuchuangrunaojidemeihualubuanshishi，kudelihuadaiyu，wojianyoulian。
kezheibanmeirenkuqidemoyang，taquehuangruoweijian，yishenglengheng，ezhutaxiahedeshougengzhonglexie：“meiyou？”
shenzhizhitengdeziyaliezui，youyishunjiantaganjuezijidexiahegudoukuaibeiniesuile。
zheiguisunzi，jingranxiashouneimezhong！bandianlianxiangxiyuzhixindoumeiyou！
【suzhunijiurenleba，nanpeishibuhuiduichunvzhuyiwaiderenlianxiangxiyude。】
沈稚枝：【滚！】
tounaoguangsuyunzuo，xiangzhetuoshenzhiji，douranlingguangyishan：“er，erdianxia，chennvxiangqilaile！”
“shuo！”chuchouchinuhe。
“chennvdequeshijiangerjiejietuixialeshui！”shenzhizhituokouerchu。
yadanchadianmeijingdiaoxiaba。
shawanyi？suzhufenglema？
“nijingranedudaolianzijijiejiedouxiadequshou！”chuchouchiyanshaoweihong，mouzhongqinsha，qiazhuxiahedeshousongkai，shunyizhitabojing：
“shenzhizhi！nizhaosi！”
turuqilaidezhixiganlingshenzhizhiyouyishundaizhi，tasushouqingtai，jiannandewozhutadeshouwan，zhihoulongjichuzhiyanpianyu。
“kekeke，erdianxia，wo，wokedou，doushiweileni，ninandaobuxiangzhidaoyouguanyuerjiejiebuweirenzhideshima？”
“……”chuchouchiyantongzhouranyisuo，sizaizhenzhuotahuazhongdekexindu。
dunledun，songkaizhiguzhutabojingdeshou：“shuoqingchu，shenmejiaobuweirenzhideshi？”
congguimenguanzouyiquanhuilaideshenzhizhikuangxiyangqi，taweiweiditou，xianzhangyujiegaizhuleyandinongyudebuman。
tadayede！huogainibeilvbeishuai！
nvzhugandehao！gandemiao！gandeguaguajiao！
huiqutajiubachapingshanle，xieyipiansanqianziwenzhangzanyangnvzhu。
shenzhizhifufeibanshang，zaicitaiyan，bumanzhiyizaoyitunqu，zhiliuxiashenqingsishui。
tamosuozheconghuaizhongchouchuxiuhuapazishileshileihen：“qishi，chennvfangcaiburenshuochushihua，bianshipaerdianxianishengannanguo。”
“ng？”tiaomei，shiyitajixushuo。
shenzhizhixinzhongjinzhangwanfen，kemianshangquexuanranyuqi，zuochuyifubeiliangqicandemoyang。
wushendemouzimushiqianfang，yuguangguanzhuzhechuchouchideyijuyidong：“erdianxia，chennvshizaiburennishoutamengpiana，erjiejiekansiduierdianxianinqinggenshenzhong，shizebeidihaiyuzhangjiagongzi，lijiashaoyejiechushenmi。”
shenzhizhishuodeshanranleixia，neixinquelekailehua。
ruguobushitaxianzaihaizaizhuangxia，tayidingyaobananrendezhibeilvhoudemianbubianhuajiluxialai。
heihei，zhengjiunanpeidebeitaimingyunhaibujiandan？
zhijierangnanpeikanqingnvzhuzhenmianmu，buzaizuotashenbiandetiangoubujiuxingle？
“haiyouni？”shangfanglengliezhishengtianlexiexunuyi。
qingpiaopiaodesangezirangshenzhizhihuyidecelecetou，zhengchangnanrendefanyingbushiyinggaikuangnuxianzhuome？
什么东西还有呢？
nandaoshixiangrangtaduoliejuyixieshenqinshoushuixingyanghuadezuizheng，ranhouqianqudiaochasoujizhengju，dangmianduizhi？
wuwu！meixiangdaozheinanpeizheimejili，yijingdianbojiutong，zhenshitaihaole！
【suzhu，wozenmeganjue，chuchouchideyanshenhaoxiangbutaiduijingni？】yadandanyoudeshengyinzinaohaixiangqi。
shenzhizhi：【nanrenma，beidailelvmaohouhainengduijingma？】
【huasuizheiyangshuo，danshisuzhuhaoxiangzhendeyoudianqiguai......】
shenzhizhizhijiewushita，xianzaimeiyoushenmedongxishinenggoubizhafannvzhuyutanggengzhongyaode。
dengbachuchouchizheiyiguanguole，tajiuquxunlingwaijigenanpei，yongtongyangdefangfaquantamenshangan。
xiangba，shengyingengjiakengqiangyouli：“tayuzhangjiagongzichangquzuixianloutingquzhuojiu，yulijiashaoyechuruyongdefangguanshangpiyingxi......”
“chennvyishiqifen，xintengdianxiayurenbushu，bianshengledainianjiangerjiejietuixiahebian，haitaluoshui，xianxiezaoyubuce。”
anchuochuodeshenshoushijingnielexiadatui，tengdeyanleizhimao：“qiliao，eyouebao，daichennvyijuexinglai，bianxiale。”
shenzhizhiyibabitiyibaleidesushuo，leishuiruqingchenfuzaiyepianshangdeluzhu，buduanyongchuhuaguolianjia。
“wuwuwu～erdianxia～chennvyishihutushizhen，keerjiejiedaiwangyebuzhongyebingfeizuojiaa！”
tatongbuyusheng，meimuzhijianjinshihouhuizhiyi，keneixinquezaikuanghou：hahaha！rangbaofengyulaidegengmenglieyixieba！
shenmehaihou，shenmelianainao，tongtongdoujijiesi！hahaha！
【buhao！suzhu！niyouweixianle！】
butongyushenzhizhidedeyiwangxing，yadanjingkongdekanzhedayingmushanghuanbuxiangshenzhizhizouqudechuchouchi，jimangchezhesangzitixingdao。
shenzhizhi：【weixian？shaweixian？】
yadandengdayanjing，chuchouchizihuaizhongyirantaochuyibabishou，jianfengruilizhiji，fanchudeyinguanglingrenfaleng。
【ta，tashoushangnazhebishou。】
shenzhizhimaitou，zaibuyichajuedejiaodugoulegouchunpan，mouguangzengliang。
shenzhizhi：【ya？zheishishenqinshouyouweixiana，tashiqidexiangqubashenqinshouzaileba？】
chuchouchishenweihuangzi，shouduanziranshihenlade，youzenmekenengjieshoudelenvrenqitamanta，batadanghoushuani？
zheihuiqijile，kendinghenbudebashenqinshousuishiwanduan！
ruguoshenqinshousile，neishengxiadenanpeiyemeitiandeduixiangle，zheipianwenbujiumeiyoubeitaiyishuole？
yijianshuangdiao，kanchengwanmei。
ke，tianbusuirenyuan，shenzhizhishangyimiaohaizaikuangxi，xiayimiaobianlengzhule。