第2章

【suzhudaren,cicishijiedengjishidji,bukeshiyongchaoguoshijiexianzhidedaoju。】

【本次世界任务为:

1.zhuyuanzhuzouxiangyulequandianfeng

2.jiejiujiazhongpobaigongsi,shizhizouxiangshijieqianlie

3.让渣男后悔】

nvhaidandande“e”leyisheng,shensesanman,chenglegelanyao,dao:“zhidaole。”

zaiyuangushixianzhong,yuanzhuzaizheichangxilibeidahoufanu,zhijiepohuailepaixixianchang,yindebushaorenqieqiesiyushi

shenzhihaibeiyouxinrenzhualegezhengzhe,luxiayijieduanzhangquyide,bingjiangshipinmaijilemouzhimingbozhu,jieqitarendeshougongzhiyuzhong。

congcihou,wangluoshangquanshimasheng,yuanzhudeyanyishiyeyidubeihui。

danshi,wentilaile,xiening,takenenghuibeibaidama?

dangranbukeneng,zijikebushineizhongnengrenshidexingge,bierenjingwoyifen,wohaishifen,youchoudangchangbao。

ruohaijuedebuguoyin,tabujieyishiyongxiefeifashouduan,andilizhengzhengduifang。

不会演戏?

木头美人?

只配做花瓶?

性格嚣张跋扈?

zhengdanimendegouyankanqingchu,shenmecaishizhenzhengdeyanji,shenmecaishiaizhenzhengdewojianyoulian!

20分钟过的很快。

dajiabuyoudewangxiangledaoyanneibian,zhijiantadimeidayan,aishengtanqi,mianlujuewang。

kanlai,shiqiuzhushibaile,zhongrenxinzhongduinvhaideshenfenbeijingyouyoulexiexudecaice,yegengjidanlejifen。

zhihuimomodetucao,buganqingyisipolian,zhengmianduikang,bijing,wanyidezuileshenmebudelededarenwu,tamenbujiuwanle?

shaitaiyangjiushaitaiyangba,fanzhengyeshilaoliudeming,guoguozuiyinjiuxing。

bijing,fabuzezhong,ruozhenyourenleyidangchutouniao,tamenbujieyisongduifangyicheng。

xieningyeweitaishuangmou,kanxiangneibiandediqiya,buyoudeqingxiaoyisheng。

yuanshenkeshixiejiadezhangshangmingzhu,suiranfumukoukoushengshengshuobuguanta,henshengqi,rangtazijichuangdang。

dan,zenmehuizhendefangxinzijiadanchundenverzaiyulequanzheimegedaranganglimopagunda?

zhijianzhongniannanzizhongxinnaqiledalaba,wangxiangnvhaidemuguang,youzhongshenshendewuliganhekongjugan,shouzhizhanlezhan,shimingdeqiaoleqiaoetou。

“dajia,ke,gejiugewei,xiening,ni,niai,nijiukanzhefahuiba。”

nvhaiwensheng,fangxialeshouzhongbeitiedehuahualvlvdejuben,mouguangweidong。

huanhuanqishen,qiansexidelianyiqunzaikongzhonghuaqiyimopiaoliangdehudu,weitapingtianyimotiandan,youyarugongzhu。

daoyandoulengzhule,shuoshihua,zhiyaotabukaikoushuohua,buyanxi,ananjingjingzuogehuaping,pingzheizhangxiang,jueduihuidahuode!

zhikexi,yanxizheitiaolubushisheidoukeyizoudetongde,youxiuzhirenshaozhiyoushao,dabufenhaishixiehunchidengsi,zhidasuanzhuankuaiqiandeliuliangmingxing。

neixieren,suishuoyanjibuzenmeyang,haodaihuineimeyidiandian,erqie,zaijingtoumianqiankehuiyanxile,tabudebupeifurujindenianqingren。

kexiening,gaishuotashidazhiruoyu,haishichundunruzhuni?

zaijingtoumianqianjiugenbeiyizhizhulinghunyiyang,shenmebiaoqingdoumeiyou,shenmetongku,beishang,kaixin,quantamashiyigebiaoqing……

haiyou,tadetaici,neiyeshilandaojiale……

gongzuorenyuandeshexiangjiyebuyoudeyileguoqu。

meibanfa,nvhaishizaitaihaokanle,wuguanyibiyihua,manshiyongxindejuanke,xiangyigeciwawa。

zheici,daoyanyemeizuorenhezhunbeigongzuo,suiyidepiezheshenqiandepingmu。

buyongshuo,yeshingdejieguo,haiburubuzuo,tabixuxianggeliangquanqimeidebanfa,jinengananwenwendepaixi,younengbudezuitouzifang。

“3,2,1,kaishiba!”

“你这个***!”

yaoyannvzizaicijinruzhuangtai,huiwuzhebazhang,henhendalexiaqu。

xieningmouguangdingzheduifangshoushanglingliduizhangfeng,xinzhongbuyoudelengxiao,tahaidashangyinlebucheng?

zhijiannvhaiweiweiceshen,neibazhangshunzhelianjiacaguo,kezaijingtouxia,jiuxiangshijiejieshishideailezhongji。

zhenggerenzhandouzhehoutuilejibu,zuijiaohaiyouciyandehongse。

006cishishishidepaimapi。

【wa,suzhudada,haobang!haohuiyana!】

【ai,nidexuebaoshiduojiusaizaizuilide?wozenmemeizhuyi?】

谢凝内心:……

daoyanbuhangsheng,meitouqueshizhouleqilai,xianglaiyeshikanjianlenvhaizuijiaodexueji。

dan,yanxiazheibushizuiguanjiande,tadoukeyide!zhende!tayijingbutiaole,shenmedounengchixia,zhiyaoshaoweihaoyidiandian。

nvhaihudezhuanguotou,shuangmoubusizhiqiandedaidaishasha,liuguangwanzhuan,zhangjiezaimianshangtouxiayinying,daoxiandewugu。

neishuangyanjingcanruoxingchen,yinyunzheshuiqi,suishidounengdiaoxialai。

咦?

竟然还不错?

daoyanbeiheleyitiao,zheishi,kaiqiaole?

shexiangdageyedaqilejingshen,kaishimubuzhuanjingdedingzhepingmu。

nvhaiwuzheshoushangdeyoulian,chunbanqingqi,shengshengkongsu,rerenxinteng,“ni,ni,nishishei?weiheyaodawo?”

yaoyannvzilidezuijin,shoudaodechongjiganzuiqiang。

lenglengdedingzheduifangneizhangdiandaozhongshengdelian,fangfotebieyouxiyinli,haosizijiyebuzhidao,weishenmeyaodata?

jiuzheimedaidaidedingzheduifang,wubandianxingdongli,xiangshibeirenezhulebozi,rangtazaiyeshuobuchuyigezi,zhidaodaoyanhanting。

“咔,咔咔,咔!”

daoyanbenlaiduizheichangximeibaorenhexiwang,ganggang,yankanzhexieningnengyourucihaodefahui,jidongdemouguangzhijiepiexiangleneiyaoyannvzi。

结果……

呵呵,能有啥结果?

“maoyingxi,nizaiganshenme?taicidoubuhuishuolema?”

“daoyan,wo,wo,ganggang,wo,meiyou!”

“haoburongyixieningyanjizaixianleyici,niquebazheichanggaozale?”

“nikankannijirenjiadade,douliuxuele。”

“zhidaodeni,yiweinishijingye,buzhidaode,pashiyiweinizaigongbaosichou。”

daoyanpokoudama,sihujuezhebugou,bazhuoshangdejubenjuanchengtongzhuang,yonglirengleguoqu。

nvhaipiantoukanzheta,mouguangganjingdebuxianghua,zaimaoyingxidejiaodulaikan,tazaixiao!

daoyanzijijizijishunlekouqi,yonglichuizhezhuomian。

“ganggangneitiaobuyongzhongxinpaishele,zhijiecongxieningdetaicikaishiba,miandeyourenbubawodejuzudangzuojuzu。”

shuohuashi,yanshenmingxianzaidingzhemaoyingxi,henmingxian,tayekanchulaile,zhishibuhaoshuoshenme,bijingzaiyanxi。

maoyingxiyehenaonao,simingdeyaotou,zijizenmejiuguimixinqiaodeyizhidingzheduifangkanleni?

suiranxieningzhangdebucuo,dan,zijiyebuzhiyurucidiurenba?diaozhenglezhuangtai,duizhedaoyanshenshenjuleyigong。

“baoqian,daoyan,ganggangzoushenle,zailaiyitiaoba?”

daoyanyebushineimebujianglideren,zhishitaixiangzhaogekoufaxiele,yanxia,qishunlebushao,kaikoudao,“3,2,1,action!”

nvhaidaizhekuqiang,mouzhongshuiwumiman,lianmouchuijie,daixuedechunjiaoweidong,haishiganggangneijuhua。

jianzhishiwojianyoulian,zendejiuxiuxile20fenzhong,tajiuturankaiqiaole?

maoyingxiyoudaizhule,duifangshizaitaimeile,piaoliangdebuxianghua,yizhidingzheyebuni。

suiranduimianrenmouzhongmanshileishui,zaitayanzhong,haosizaixiao,rutanhuaweishengkaiqian,yinyinyueyue,lingrenchimi。

e,buhaoyisi,tayoungle。