第1章

layue,chengneiwaiyinzhuangsuguo。

kulandemenbeituikai,laofukesouzhejinlai,baoqidongdemanliantonghongdeyinger,yibianweitangyibianyaoya:“yaohenjiuhennishengmuba。”

“laopozi!haolema?”zhuanghancaleyibalian,xianqidao,“yigemashangjiuyaosideyouer,nihaiweishenmeyao,zhenlangfei!”

shuowan,tazhijieconglaofushouzhongjiangyingerqiangzou,taituijiuwangwaimianzou。

henkuai,yingerbeidiuzaimalupangdexiaomupenli。

shushigemengmianzhuanghanxunsutuikai,fenfenduozaihoufangdeconglinzhizhong。

【ding——suzhuyizhaodao,shifoubangding?】

tangzaimutongdeyingeryigefanshen,chadianzhilengqilai,【bangbangbang!】

【ding——zhengguxitongzhengshibangding。renwu:zhenzhahuangdideshouzhi,suzhuzhonghuojiankang。】

yingerdexiaorongjiangzailianshang,ruanruandeshentizhongxinpahuiqu。

tayouqiwulididuixitongxianliao,【tongtong!woyifanzeizhinv,haishiyigebeifanzeidiuchulaixiyinhuangdiyizhangduizhuyideyouer。nishuowoyoukenengjihuangdizhashouzhima?】

xitong:【haoxiangbuneng,zen,zenmeban!aiya,suzhunizheishikuaigalea。】

yuanruan:【liangban,woyigejigeyuedadeyingernengzagao,tangpingba,hainengganzaoxiayiwanmengpotang。】

xitong:【wuwuwu……wonengliangbuzu!nigalewoyeyaogade。】

yuanruan:【neinijiayou,duojizijiqiaodaimaduojuanjuanzishennengli,zhengzuotongshangtong!】

shuowan,yuanruanjiubuzailihuizainaohaizhongjidetuantuanzhuandexitongle。

tatangzaimupenlidalegepenti。

yuanruanyuanbenshiyigeyoufangyoudaikuan,dachang007deguguashechu。

haoburongyinadaoyibiliuweishunianzhongjiang,jieguoyinweiguomaluhaizaichenmididitoukanshoujiyinxingyue,beichuanghongdengdedahuochejizhuangle。

dengtazaizhengyan,jiufaxiantadaijiyichuanchengyigeyinger。

好消息是还活着。

huaixiaoxishi,tameichuanchenghuangzigongzhu,shenzhilianpingtoubaixingdoubushi。tachuanchenglefanzeidenver,chengweifanzeimaifucishahuangdideyouer。

xianzaihaibangdingleyigezhiwangbushangdezhengguxitong。jiushuoshuozheixierenwuwanchengdetiaojian,nagehuangdihuiyuanyibeizhenzha,nagechaochenyuanyibeidangmaqi,nagehuangzinengleyibeichoubianzi?!

躺平吧。

yuanruanwangtiandalegepenti。

zheishi,xiaoshileyihuidexitongyoumaolechulai。

xitong:【zizizi……gazhi……zizi……su,suzhu……gengxin,suzhu……zizi……wo,wochangshilegengxin,wohuilaile。】

yuanruan:【e?youxinbianhuama?】

xitong:【e,hao,haoxianghaishijihuangdizhazhena。dengdengasuzhu,wokandaoxindegongnengshangxianle,tiannasuzhu,womenjuranchuanyuedeshishiduobengou***lianhezaiyiqidedaxingshijie,zhiyaoyutamenjinjulijiechu,wozheilijiukeyituiyanchutamenxiangguandejuqingdagua。nijiangwusuobuzhi!niubibu!】

yuanruan:【ranhouni?haiyouma?】

系统:【没有啦。】

元软无语。

zheibujiushiduogechiguagongnengme,duitayigeyingeryoushayong。

bale,jiudanglinsiqiankanyichangzhanzhengdianying,xiwangxiabeizinengtougehaotai。

zheishi,shumabentengdeshengyinxiangqi,yuanruantailetaiyanpi,qiahaokanjianyicengcengyangqidechentu,yijiyidaodaojiayuzheheima,shenpiyinsuokaijiafeiyuemiwudeqibing。

xitong:【suzhu,nikanmeicanqiangdedaibiaozhiyi,dajiangjunwuyiguolaila!youtadegua,nichibuchi?!】

yuanruan:【……chiba。】

jiangjunguolaile,baojundemachebuyuanle。

zheiyedaibiaotajijiangzuoweiqizierwang,linsiqianjizijizhaodianleziyehao。

chedibailanzhihou,yuanruanfaneryouxinqingguanchasizhoule。

tademuguangluozaidajiangjunwuyishenshang——

【wae。zhei***men,zheiheijinkaijia,jianzhixiangmoriqishizouchuxianshi。guaibudegudaigongzhudouxihuanhedajiangjunsiben!】

zhengzaicemabentengdedajiangjunhuranmengdiyilajiangsheng,heimaqiantigaogaoyangqi,youshouconghoufangchouchuzhangjian,renmaheyi,kanqilaiyouruyizhangjijiangsheyuedejinbengzhanggong。

【ze,zheihexinlizanzande,zheisheibachidezhu。】

dajiangjunwuyilaqimazuoyouzhuanleyiquan,mengdiceshenkanguolai,shuangmuruili,qishixiongmeng。

yuanruanyagenmeizhuyi,lanlandiyuxitongjiaoliu:【xitonggaishuoguala。】

xitong:【gualaile!biekanzheigejiangjunzheimeshuai,tajijiangdaodameile。】

yuanruan:【shenme?zhankaishuoshuo!】

xitong:【jinnianshihuangdiweileweishechunchunyudongchenguoyijixixiongnu,huangditeyidaileliangwanrenyiqiquxiangxixunyou。suijunhusongdejiushiwuyijiangjun!ranhounizhidaoma?wuyiqinzitibashanglaidexiaojiangshigesanguoxizuo,neixizuoyijingjiangwuyijiangjundehufujitoule。】

mashangjiangjunwuyi:!!!

什么?

sanguoxizuo?hufuyijingbeitoule?

谁在说话?

wuyizaicihuangusizhou,zhiyouwushigechenmodeqinwei,jianjiangjunkanguolaihoubiaoqinghaiyouxiemeng。

wuyishouqilegongjian,yishijianyouxiehuaiyizijiganlutaiguolaolei,yizhiyuyudaolehuanting。

ranerxiayimiao,neiruanruannuonuodetongyinyujixieyinduihuazaicichuxian:

【sanguoxizuo?xitong,neirenwanzheimeda?】

【shia。neixizuoshichenxiaowei,tahaibuzhitouhufu,haihuijiajiejiangjundeyaoqiuquminglingliangwanxunxishizu。】

吴毅:???

shenme?chenxiaoweishisanguoxizuo?

haihuimaochongtahaolingshizu?

xitongshiheren?weihegankouchukuangyan!

wuyimeitoujinsuo,xialingrangqinweimensixiasousuo,kankanfujinkeyourenhedawu、fangshizaizuozuzhourendefashu,youqichazhaoyigejiaozuoxitongderen。

xiaguojunduiturandesaoshanxingdonglingmaifuzaifujindefanzeimendajingshise。

fanzeimenfenfenkanxiangtouling。

toulingyaoyadao:“chenguodexinhaohaimeiyouliangqilai!zou,womenxianche!”

“neiyingerzenmeban?nandezhaodaoyishuanglanyana。”

“buguan!ruoshiwuyinengjiangyingerdaiqujihuangdi,yesuanchenggong。kuangqiewomenhaikeyibiedebanfa。”dafanzeiyihuishou,yuanbenqianfuzaiconglinzhongdefanzeifeisuhoutuilikai。

yizhanchahou,qinweimenbingweizaiconglinshibingweifaxianshenme。

zhiyouzuoqianfangdeqinweibaozheyigemupenxiaopaoguolai,yadishengyindao:“jiangjun,zhei,meiyoukandaofangshi,danquezailubianyouyigexiaomupen,limiantangzhegeguaiqiaodeyinger。”

wuyiditouyikan,mupenzhongyouyigepifugewaicangbaideyinger。

dayanjinghushanhushanshashikeai,xiaonaodaicongmupenlitanchulaiyidian,mizheyanjingdalegehaqian。

wuyizhengyouyudeshihou,huertingruannuodeshengyin:

【jinkanzhihougengshuaile,shenme?tajijiangbeimanmenchaozhan?】

吴毅瞳孔一缩。

juranshicongzheigeyingerchuanlaideshengyin?!

这婴儿为何能传声?

haiyoutayouzenmehuibeimanmenchaozhan!

nandaoshiyinweihufubeiyishi?danmeiyoutabenrenqinlin,wujiajunbukenengyinweihufujiuchuzheng,huanyanzhi,tafancuo,yezuibuzhicia!

wuyiruilidemuguangluozaiyuanruanshenshang,dengzheduifangjiemi。

raneryuanruanquebielebiezui。

【haoe!jiusuanzhongxintoutaiyexiangdanggebaosigui。nishuowomaigemeng,nengbunengnengnongdiannaihe?】

【wuyicankulengxue,sharenruma,juewukeneng。】

吴毅:……

takanzhexiaomupenlideyingeryuanliuliudedayanjingyingmanqieshengshengdeqidai,shibushitianletianzuichun,liangzhixiaoshoushoufangzaixiaodududeweizhi。

wuyishenxiyikouqi,duiqinweidao:“quzhaogenainiangguolai。”