layue,chengneiwaiyinzhuangsuguo。
kulandemenbeituikai,laofukesouzhejinlai,baoqidongdemanliantonghongdeyinger,yibianweitangyibianyaoya:“yaohenjiuhennishengmuba。”
“laopozi!haolema?”zhuanghancaleyibalian,xianqidao,“yigemashangjiuyaosideyouer,nihaiweishenmeyao,zhenlangfei!”
shuowan,tazhijieconglaofushouzhongjiangyingerqiangzou,taituijiuwangwaimianzou。
henkuai,yingerbeidiuzaimalupangdexiaomupenli。
shushigemengmianzhuanghanxunsutuikai,fenfenduozaihoufangdeconglinzhizhong。
【ding——suzhuyizhaodao,shifoubangding?】
tangzaimutongdeyingeryigefanshen,chadianzhilengqilai,【bangbangbang!】
【ding——zhengguxitongzhengshibangding。renwu:zhenzhahuangdideshouzhi,suzhuzhonghuojiankang。】
yingerdexiaorongjiangzailianshang,ruanruandeshentizhongxinpahuiqu。
tayouqiwulididuixitongxianliao,【tongtong!woyifanzeizhinv,haishiyigebeifanzeidiuchulaixiyinhuangdiyizhangduizhuyideyouer。nishuowoyoukenengjihuangdizhashouzhima?】
xitong:【haoxiangbuneng,zen,zenmeban!aiya,suzhunizheishikuaigalea。】
yuanruan:【liangban,woyigejigeyuedadeyingernengzagao,tangpingba,hainengganzaoxiayiwanmengpotang。】
xitong:【wuwuwu……wonengliangbuzu!nigalewoyeyaogade。】
yuanruan:【neinijiayou,duojizijiqiaodaimaduojuanjuanzishennengli,zhengzuotongshangtong!】
shuowan,yuanruanjiubuzailihuizainaohaizhongjidetuantuanzhuandexitongle。
tatangzaimupenlidalegepenti。
yuanruanyuanbenshiyigeyoufangyoudaikuan,dachang007deguguashechu。
haoburongyinadaoyibiliuweishunianzhongjiang,jieguoyinweiguomaluhaizaichenmididitoukanshoujiyinxingyue,beichuanghongdengdedahuochejizhuangle。
dengtazaizhengyan,jiufaxiantadaijiyichuanchengyigeyinger。
好消息是还活着。
huaixiaoxishi,tameichuanchenghuangzigongzhu,shenzhilianpingtoubaixingdoubushi。tachuanchenglefanzeidenver,chengweifanzeimaifucishahuangdideyouer。
xianzaihaibangdingleyigezhiwangbushangdezhengguxitong。jiushuoshuozheixierenwuwanchengdetiaojian,nagehuangdihuiyuanyibeizhenzha,nagechaochenyuanyibeidangmaqi,nagehuangzinengleyibeichoubianzi?!
躺平吧。
yuanruanwangtiandalegepenti。
zheishi,xiaoshileyihuidexitongyoumaolechulai。
xitong:【zizizi……gazhi……zizi……su,suzhu……gengxin,suzhu……zizi……wo,wochangshilegengxin,wohuilaile。】
yuanruan:【e?youxinbianhuama?】
xitong:【e,hao,haoxianghaishijihuangdizhazhena。dengdengasuzhu,wokandaoxindegongnengshangxianle,tiannasuzhu,womenjuranchuanyuedeshishiduobengou***lianhezaiyiqidedaxingshijie,zhiyaoyutamenjinjulijiechu,wozheilijiukeyituiyanchutamenxiangguandejuqingdagua。nijiangwusuobuzhi!niubibu!】
yuanruan:【ranhouni?haiyouma?】
系统:【没有啦。】
元软无语。
zheibujiushiduogechiguagongnengme,duitayigeyingeryoushayong。
bale,jiudanglinsiqiankanyichangzhanzhengdianying,xiwangxiabeizinengtougehaotai。
zheishi,shumabentengdeshengyinxiangqi,yuanruantailetaiyanpi,qiahaokanjianyicengcengyangqidechentu,yijiyidaodaojiayuzheheima,shenpiyinsuokaijiafeiyuemiwudeqibing。
xitong:【suzhu,nikanmeicanqiangdedaibiaozhiyi,dajiangjunwuyiguolaila!youtadegua,nichibuchi?!】
yuanruan:【……chiba。】
jiangjunguolaile,baojundemachebuyuanle。
zheiyedaibiaotajijiangzuoweiqizierwang,linsiqianjizijizhaodianleziyehao。
chedibailanzhihou,yuanruanfaneryouxinqingguanchasizhoule。
tademuguangluozaidajiangjunwuyishenshang——
【wae。zhei***men,zheiheijinkaijia,jianzhixiangmoriqishizouchuxianshi。guaibudegudaigongzhudouxihuanhedajiangjunsiben!】
zhengzaicemabentengdedajiangjunhuranmengdiyilajiangsheng,heimaqiantigaogaoyangqi,youshouconghoufangchouchuzhangjian,renmaheyi,kanqilaiyouruyizhangjijiangsheyuedejinbengzhanggong。
【ze,zheihexinlizanzande,zheisheibachidezhu。】
dajiangjunwuyilaqimazuoyouzhuanleyiquan,mengdiceshenkanguolai,shuangmuruili,qishixiongmeng。
yuanruanyagenmeizhuyi,lanlandiyuxitongjiaoliu:【xitonggaishuoguala。】
xitong:【gualaile!biekanzheigejiangjunzheimeshuai,tajijiangdaodameile。】
yuanruan:【shenme?zhankaishuoshuo!】
xitong:【jinnianshihuangdiweileweishechunchunyudongchenguoyijixixiongnu,huangditeyidaileliangwanrenyiqiquxiangxixunyou。suijunhusongdejiushiwuyijiangjun!ranhounizhidaoma?wuyiqinzitibashanglaidexiaojiangshigesanguoxizuo,neixizuoyijingjiangwuyijiangjundehufujitoule。】
mashangjiangjunwuyi:!!!
什么?
sanguoxizuo?hufuyijingbeitoule?
谁在说话?
wuyizaicihuangusizhou,zhiyouwushigechenmodeqinwei,jianjiangjunkanguolaihoubiaoqinghaiyouxiemeng。
wuyishouqilegongjian,yishijianyouxiehuaiyizijiganlutaiguolaolei,yizhiyuyudaolehuanting。
ranerxiayimiao,neiruanruannuonuodetongyinyujixieyinduihuazaicichuxian:
【sanguoxizuo?xitong,neirenwanzheimeda?】
【shia。neixizuoshichenxiaowei,tahaibuzhitouhufu,haihuijiajiejiangjundeyaoqiuquminglingliangwanxunxishizu。】
吴毅:???
shenme?chenxiaoweishisanguoxizuo?
haihuimaochongtahaolingshizu?
xitongshiheren?weihegankouchukuangyan!
wuyimeitoujinsuo,xialingrangqinweimensixiasousuo,kankanfujinkeyourenhedawu、fangshizaizuozuzhourendefashu,youqichazhaoyigejiaozuoxitongderen。
xiaguojunduiturandesaoshanxingdonglingmaifuzaifujindefanzeimendajingshise。
fanzeimenfenfenkanxiangtouling。
toulingyaoyadao:“chenguodexinhaohaimeiyouliangqilai!zou,womenxianche!”
“neiyingerzenmeban?nandezhaodaoyishuanglanyana。”
“buguan!ruoshiwuyinengjiangyingerdaiqujihuangdi,yesuanchenggong。kuangqiewomenhaikeyibiedebanfa。”dafanzeiyihuishou,yuanbenqianfuzaiconglinzhongdefanzeifeisuhoutuilikai。
yizhanchahou,qinweimenbingweizaiconglinshibingweifaxianshenme。
zhiyouzuoqianfangdeqinweibaozheyigemupenxiaopaoguolai,yadishengyindao:“jiangjun,zhei,meiyoukandaofangshi,danquezailubianyouyigexiaomupen,limiantangzhegeguaiqiaodeyinger。”
wuyiditouyikan,mupenzhongyouyigepifugewaicangbaideyinger。
dayanjinghushanhushanshashikeai,xiaonaodaicongmupenlitanchulaiyidian,mizheyanjingdalegehaqian。
wuyizhengyouyudeshihou,huertingruannuodeshengyin:
【jinkanzhihougengshuaile,shenme?tajijiangbeimanmenchaozhan?】
吴毅瞳孔一缩。
juranshicongzheigeyingerchuanlaideshengyin?!
这婴儿为何能传声?
haiyoutayouzenmehuibeimanmenchaozhan!
nandaoshiyinweihufubeiyishi?danmeiyoutabenrenqinlin,wujiajunbukenengyinweihufujiuchuzheng,huanyanzhi,tafancuo,yezuibuzhicia!
wuyiruilidemuguangluozaiyuanruanshenshang,dengzheduifangjiemi。
raneryuanruanquebielebiezui。
【haoe!jiusuanzhongxintoutaiyexiangdanggebaosigui。nishuowomaigemeng,nengbunengnengnongdiannaihe?】
【wuyicankulengxue,sharenruma,juewukeneng。】
吴毅:……
takanzhexiaomupenlideyingeryuanliuliudedayanjingyingmanqieshengshengdeqidai,shibushitianletianzuichun,liangzhixiaoshoushoufangzaixiaodududeweizhi。
wuyishenxiyikouqi,duiqinweidao:“quzhaogenainiangguolai。”