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“xiaoaitongxue，jidianle？”
jiangwanwanmimihuhuzhong，xiayishikaikou，shengyinsuruanjiaomeidaizhewuli，rangshuiyimenglongdetabuyoudalegejiling，shunjianqingxingleguolai。
danyingruyanliandebushiruwangchangyibandeyingfensetianhuabi，fanershiyidingfugudebiqingweizhang。
jiangwanwanyiweizijiyanhuale，buyourourouyan，youzhengkai。
没变化…
buyoujingyibudingdezhoulezhoumei，
这什么情况？
“咳咳…啊呀？”
shitanxingyouqingleqingsangzi，
dengshiyidaoqingchundaizhemeihuodeyindiaocongtankoutuchu，wanzhuanyouyang，hendongting、henyouren…
kejiangwanwantingzhequehenmosheng，
yinweitayuanbendesangyinmeizheimehuiguaiwan。
“嘶～”
zhengbujieshi，naodaiturankaishitengtong，renbuzhudaoxiyikouliangqi。
jinjiezhenaohaishenchuyimumuhuiyi，jiuxiangsibeisudedianyingzaiyanqianhuaguo，youzijide…youbierende，tongshihaibansuizheyigushizhongdeexingan。
过了许久，
zhidaonaozilidejiyihuanhuanxishouwan，xinlineigubushiyunanshoufangcaijianjiansanqu。
kesuizhierlaide，jiushilingtawubimengbideshishi。
她好像是穿越了。
chenglekangxisishiernian，sibeile，yejiushiweilaiyongzhengfushangdeyigexiaogege
qiaohedeshi，qianshenyutatongmingtongxing。
yinqijinfudangrirelecefujinlishiyane，haiweicengjianguosiye，jiubeitayichongzhuangweijiekou，sanyanliangyudafadaopianpidexiaoyuan，haiqiangxingsaileyigetieshenyahuan。
mingweisihou，shijishangbuguoshijianshi。
qijianfujinwulaneilashidaoshipairenlaianweileliangju，keyemeishenmexiawen。
houyuanbenjiushipenggaocaidi，qianshen“dezui”lelicefujin，erfujinyemeiyouchutoubihudeyisi，zhongrenziranshikejingdecuomo。
shenmelengfanlengcaijiubuyongshuole，zheieryuechu，zaochunshijie，jingchengpiaozhexiaoxueqielengni，neikufangjingzaozaodetingletan。
shenbianyougebuhuaihaoyideyahuan，chichuanyongdushenzhibibushangshiqie，yuanzhusuijiashibuhao，keyeshicongxiaojiaoshengguanyang，jiaochongzhangdade，ruhenengchizheixieku？
xinliyiyujiashangshentibeicuomo，qianxieriziyoudelefenghan，gezhongkunancouzaiyiqi，benjiuxingzirouruodeyuanzhubuguobanyuejiuchengshoubuzhu，bujiuqianyilvfanghunpiaosan，erjiangwanwanzheishiqiahaochuanleguolai。
“keliandexiaoguniang，xiwangnixiabeizinengshengzaihepingdeshijie。”fankanzhejiyi，jiangwanwanweiqianshensongshangzhufu。
huiguoshen，touguoweimandefengxi，daliangzhemimanyouxiangdeguifang。
woshineibaishejiweijiandan，zhongjianyifangqihesexiaozhangzhuo，shangmianyouyizhanranjindeyoudeng，zhuoxiafangzhejizhangpeitaoxiaowu。
zuobianyizhangguizhongnverdouyoudeshuzhuangtai，shangtoubaizheyimianloukongmudiaolinghuatongjing，taimianshangfangzhejiyanglingluandezhuhongseyinhuaxiaomuhe。
youbianqimosedekehuawumubishangguazhejifubuzhimingdeguhua，lianluokuandoumeiyou，yikanjiushisuiyifuyandezuopin。
weiyinengruyandeyejiumenkouneipianzisuliulizhulianle，qishangguazheyiliuliudeshuijingyangshixiaozhui，weifengqingfu，qingqingyaohuang，daohenshiyouqu。
“zhenshigouqingpinde…”jiangwanwanxiaoshengtucao。
qianshenhuobuxiaquleyenenglijie，haodaishigegege，zheidaiyujinghaiburumodengdeshiqie…
huaizhebaiganjiaojidexinqing，jiangnaohaidesixuzhujianliqinghou，bianxiangyaoqichuang。
kegangdongledongshenzi，yiguxuruowuliganqingxidejiucongshenshangchuanlai，fangfobeiyizuodashanyazhe。
buxinxiedezaitashangrudonglehaoyihuier，jiangwanwanfangqile。
shuangyanwushendekanzheqingshamanding。
什么叫地狱开局？
她这就是了。
zheizhouweielanghuansi，huanjingeliejiubale！
haodaiyedejigejiankangdeshenziba？
ta“qianshi”youmeiyouzuotiannurenyuandeshi，zhiyuzheiyangma？
tayeshihaorena，pingshiyehuiweiweiliulangxiaogou，liulangxiaomaoshenmede。
有些憋屈的闭上眼。
xinlijiang“doueyuan”“mengjiangnvkuzhangcheng”“baogongnuzhachenshimei”huiyiyibian。
huranshouxinchuanlaizhiregan，jiangwanwanxiayishiditou，zhijianshouzhangchuyidaowucaidedongkouyishanyishande，yimukanqu，yiguxililachezhoushen，tahailaibujijinghujiuyanqianyihei。
zaicizhengkaiyan，jiudaoleyigesanchifangyuan，sanfazhedandanguangmangdemoshengdijie。
guangmangchengxianrubaise，henliang，danyidianyebuciyan，zhaozaishenshangnuanyangyangde，xuruogandoujianqulejifen。
kongjiankanzhebuda，ganghaogoumaikaituizouliangbu，sizhoubeihouhoudemiwuzhedang。
“zheinandaoshiwodejinshouzhi…kongjian？”jiangwanwanxianshihuanxi，zhuaneryoushiyiku。
bierenjiadekongjianneimeda，dounengzhongtian、zhongcai，haiyoulingquan，weishenmetadezheimexiao？
bugandeyibuzhibianyuanyongshoutuiletui，yicengkanbujiandepingzhangzudangzheshuangshou。
jiangwanwanpiepiezui，muguangzixizaikongjianzhuanleyiquan，qiaojianyimoliuguang。
“那是…”
qiaoliandaizhechayizoujin，yuanlaishiyidaomuzhidaxiaodexiliu。
shuiliujingyingtitou，boguanglinlinfanzherouhededanbai，rutongyoushengmingyiban，haisanfazheyizhongdandandecaomuqingxiang。
kanzheliuying，yigumingwuzixinjianshengqi：zheishuiyuanshikongjianbenyuanxishiercheng，tangruochangchangyinyongbujinnengyannianyishou，qiangshenjianti，hainengzhuyanmeirong，jiechubaidu。
talianjiayixi，meimouyiyidekanzhemianqianliudongdeqingchejingying。
驻颜养颜不用多言，
duiyunvrenlaishuo，bianshijinshanyinshanyehuanbulai。
关键还能解百毒！
zheigongnengfangzaichirenbutugutoudegudaihouzhai，ketaizhongyaole。
zaiyebupayouxiaduxiaonengshoujitatoudule。
wanxiayao，xiaoxinyiyijieqiyipeng，shenchufennendeshejianchanglechang，dunshiyiguqingliexiangtianzaikouqiangzhanfang，buyouyangtouyiyinerjin。
quanshuirufu，jiuyousisiwenredenuanliuyongxiangsizhibaihai，zhenggerenrutongpaozaiwenquanli，nuannuande，henshushi。
shenshangdexuruowuliliganjianyinghaoshangxuduo。
tianletianhongchun，gancuifuxiashenxiaokouyinleqilai，zhidaohedefuzhonggugucaiyiyouweijindetinglexialai。
mizheyanqishen，cishixuruochedixiaosan，wolewoquantou，zhijuechongmanlehuoli，nengyiquanyigelicefujin。
jiangwanwanwanlewanyingchun，zheilingshuijianzhijuele，kanbilingdanmiaoyao。
meizizidemanmandunxia，jiebaidehaowantuozhexiangsai，chushendeqiaozhemianqianyiwanghuanhuanqingquan。
youlezheidaoxianlingquan，zijiyihouyesuanshiyoulediqile。
zheibanxinyuedexiangzhe，hujuenaohaikunyijianjianxilai，lianlianbushedekanleyiyanrubaisekongjian，yinianyidong，bianzhongxinhuidaolechuangtashang。