kaichuwo?baoqian,nigongsidexitongshiwoyongjiaoxiede。
我是冯饱饱。
dui,jiushinikenengtingguodeneigemingzi。kexichuandaozheigeshijie,woshayebushi,chengleyigetiantianzhuomozenmemoyudeputongshechu。
woyougejiejie,jiaoxiaoxuner。tajiubuyiyangle,tashitianzhijiaonv,shifumudejiaoao,shigongsilirenrenzhuipengdenvshen。
tapiaoliang,nenggan,wenrou。
tashuodemeiyigezidoushiduide,tazuodemeiyigejuedingdoushiyingmingde。
tashenshangweiyidewudian,kenengjiushiyouwozheimeyigebuqiushangjin,zhidengbaofeidemeimei。
meirenzhidao,taneixieshanshanfaguangdexiangmubaogao,shiwoaolesangetongxiaoxiechulaide。
yemeirenzhidao,tanaxiagongsizuidakehudeneigehexinchengxu,meiyixingdaimadoushiwoqiaode。
gengmeirenzhidao,dangtazhanzaijuguangdengxiajieshousuoyourendezanmeiheaimushi,wozhengzaijiaoluoli,pansuanzhezhongwudewaimaiyaobuyaojiagedan。
我认了。
gonglaotanazou,fengtoutalaichu,wofuzedanggefeiwu,tinghaode。
zhidaoneitian,tadangzhesuoyourendemian,bawozuihouyidianxinxueyeguiweijiyouhou,wojueding,buzhuangle。
这烂,我正式开摆。
yeshicongneitianqi,woneigexinlaide、landebiwohailizhiqizhuangdeshangsiyexiu,zongyongyizhongkanchuanyiqiedeyanshenkanzhewo。
tahuizaiwozuilangbeideshihouchuxian,yehuizaiwozuibuxiangdongdandeshihou,feiyaolazhewojinxingyixiejishushangde“shenrutantao”。
ng,feichangshenrudeneizhong。
“……yishang,jiushiwomen‘tianshu’xitonghexingoujiadequanbushexiang,wodehuibaojieshule,xiexiedajia。”
taishang,wojiexiaoxunerchuanzheyishengaojidingzhidebaisetaoqun,zhuangrongjingzhi,shengyinqingliang,weiweijugong。
taixia,leimingbandezhangshengxiangqi。
zuozaidiyipaidejituantaiziye,womengongsidezhixingzongcaiguchangge,diyigezhanqilaiguzhang。taneizhangxianglaimeishenmebiaoqingdelianshang,cikequanshihaobuyanshidexinshang。
wozuozaihuichangzuijiaoluodeweizhi,zuilidiaozheyigenniu**,gazhigazhidijiaozhe。
pangbiandetongshitongletongwodegebo,yadishengyinshuo:“baobao,kuaikannijie,tainiule!‘tianshu’a,neikeshigongsiweilaishiniandemingmai!zheixianijiekendingyaoshenghehuorenle!”
wodiandiantou,bazuihouyikouniu**yanxiaqu,hanhubuqingdihuileyiju:“shia,niu。”
太牛了。
neifenyibaiershiyedeppt,meiyigezidoushiwoqiaode。neigefuzadaobiantaidesanweidongtaimoxing,shiwoaolesangedayexuanranchulaide。zhiyuneigebeiguchanggekuawei“tiancaigouxiang”dehexinsuanfa……shiwoshangzhouriwozaijiali,yibianzhuijuyibianyongjiaozaijianpanshangcaichulaide。
dangran,zheihuawobunengshuo。
说了也没人信。
zaisuoyourenyanli,xiaoxunershimingxiaobiye、lvliguangxiandetiancai。erwo,fengbaobao,shikaozhetadeguanxicaihunjingongsi,meitianshangbancaidian,xiabandiyigechongchuqudefeichai。
yigetianxuanzhizi,yigeziyuanbaofei。
renshebaizaizheili,wonengshuoshenme?
xiaoxunerzaitaishangjieshouzhesuoyourendezhuhe,muguangbujingyidisaoguowozheigejiaoluo,zuijiaogouqiyimowanmeide、shenglideweixiao。
neiyanshenlidaizheyisiqingmie,haoxiangzaishuo:nikan,jiusuanshinizuodeyouzenmeyang?zuihouhaibushiwode。
我读懂了。
yushiwocongbaoliyoumochuyibaoshupian,sikai,“kacakaca”dichiqilai。
行吧。
你牛,你拿走。
congjintianqi,zheiban,woshiyifenzhongdoubuxiangduoshangle。
huiyijieshu,xiaoxunerbeiyiqunrencuyongzhe,xianggenvwang。guchanggeqinzipeizaitashenbian,lianggerendishengjiaotan,langcainvmao,kanqilaibanpeidebuxing。
wobeiqiwodefanbubao,diyigeliuchulehuiyishi。
gangzoudaochashuijian,jiutingdaolimianchuanlaijigenvtongshideyilunsheng。
“xunerjiezhenshitailihaile,renzhangdepiaoliang,yewunenglihaizheimeqiang。”
“kebushima,nikanguzongkantadeyanshen,doukuailasile。wokanwomenhenkuaijiudegaikoujiaolaobanniangle。”
“ai,nishuotaneigemeimeifengbaobao,zenmegentachaneimeduo?yitiandaowanjiuzhidaochi,naozilizhuangdedoushijianghuba。”
“xu……xiaoshengdian,renjiakeshihuangqinguoqi。”
“shenmehuangqinguoqi,jiushigetuoyouping。yaobushixunerjie,talianwomengongsidemendoujinbulai。zhengtianjiuzhidaobailan,kanzhejiulaiqi。”
wozhanzaimenkou,mianwubiaoqingditingzhe,ranhoutuimenzoulejinqu。
limiandeyilunshengjiaranerzhi。
jigerenkanjianwo,lianshangdouyouxieganga。
womeilitamen,jingzhizoudaobingxiangqian,naleyiguanbingkele,lakailahuan,“cila”yisheng,qipaoyongshanglai。
woyangtouguanleyidakou,bingliangdeyetishunzhehoulonghuaxiaqu,shuang。
“baobaoa,”qizhongyigepingshigenxiaodxunerzoudezuijindenvtongshi,lianshangduizhejiaxiao,“gongxinia,nijiejiezheimelihai,niyihouzaigongsikeyihengzhezoule。”
wozhuantoukanzheta,bakeleguanniezaishouli,turanxiaole。
“shima?”woshuo,“neiwoxianzaikeyirangnigunchuquma?”
tadelianshunjianzhangchenglezhuganse。
qitarenyedoulengzhule。gujitamenmeixiangdao,pingshineigerenrennanie,zhihuishaxiaodefengbaobao,jintianhuituranzheimeqiang。
wolandezaikantamendebiaoqing,nazhekelezhuanshenjiuzou。
huidaojia,bamaguoranyijingzhidaolezheige“haoxiaoxi”。
womayikanjianwo,jiulazhewodeshou,jidongdemanliantonghong:“baobao,nijietaijinijiazhanglianle!‘tianshu’xiangmua!wotingnibashuo,neikeshigongsizuizhongyaodexiangmu!nijiexianzaishizongfuzerenle!”
wobazaiyipang,yeshiyilianyuyourongyandejiaoao:“womenjiaxuner,congxiaojiumeirangwomencaoguoxin。”
wojiexiaoxunerhaimeihuilai,gujishigenguchanggeqingzhuqule。
wohuanlexie,bazijishuaijinshafali,dandandi“ng”leyisheng。
“nizenmeyidianfanyingdoumeiyou?”womakanwozheibansibuhuodeyangzi,youdianbugaoxingle,“nijiezheimeyouxiu,nijiubunengtitagaoxinggaoxing?xuexuenijie,duoshangjin!”
又来了。
congxiaodaoda,zheihuawotingdeerduodoukuaiqijianzile。
yiqianwohaixiangzhengbian,xiangzhengming。houlaifaxian,meiyong。
zaitamenyanli,xiaoxunerfanggepidoushixiangde,wonagenuobeierjianggujitamendoujuedeshizuobi。
wobishangyan,buxiangshuohua。
“gennishuohuani!”womatuilewoyiba,“mingtiankaishi,niyeduogennijiexuexue,biezhengtianzaigongsihunrizi。”
wozhengkaiyan,zuozhileshenti,kanzhetamen。
kanlehenjiu,ranhouyiziyijudishuo:“womingtianjiuqucizhi。”
空气安静了。
wobamalianshangdexiaorongjiangzhule,tamenkanzhewo,yanshenliquanshibukezhixin。
“nishuoshenme?”wobademeitouzhouleqilai。
“woshuo,wobuganle。”wozhongfuleyibian,yuqipingjing,“fanzhengyoujiejieyangnimen,yebuchawozheifengongzi。wojuedingle,congmingtiankaishi,jiuzaijiakenlao。”
“nifengle!”womajianjiaoqilai。
我没疯。
我只是想通了。
jirannulidejieguoyeshibeiqiangzou,neihainuligepia。
bailanba,huimieba,ganjinde。
wobuxiangzaipeitamenwanzheitao“yijiarenxiangqinxiangai”deexinyouxile。