第1章

“zenmejiumeiyourenlaini?”

“daodishizenmehuishi?”

“shitianle,yigeniaoyingdoumeijiandao!”

“苦啊!”

xiaoquanchujiaoluoli,kaizheyigexiaomendian,dianlibaifangzheyipaipingpingwuqideguanzi。

qiantaichuzuozheyimingkanzhedagaiershilaisuidenianqingren,tadanshouchengzhesaibangzi,yiliankumen。

tajiaolishaoming,meicuo,chuanyuezheyimei,laidaozheigeshijieyijingshitian,renyingdoumeijiandaoyige,lianzainageshijiedoubuzhidao。

xiaoqushiyourende,tanengtingdaoshengyin,zhishidianmiandeweizhiguoyupianpi,chuleyoujigewenzijingguo,goudoubulai。

lishaomingtaitoukanzhemenkou,zhualezhuatoufa,henhendao:“zaibulairen,mendouyaomensile!”

shuowanhuitoukanleyanhoumianbaizhedeguanzi,shenshendetanqi!

talaidaozheifangshijie,yeshiyoujinshouzhide,jiushizheigedianhejutaibaifangdeguanzi。

buxiangbiedechuanyuezheneiyang,guanzifenshenmeqinghuangzilv,jianzhikeyikaigeranfang。

tadeguanzijiushigewaibiaopingpingwuqidetuguan。

zhiyaoyourenkaiguan,kaichudedongxi,wulunshijinenghaishiwupin,dounengtongbuzaitashouli,yemeiyoubaibeiqianbeifanhai,jiushiyibiyidefanhai。

很简单是吧!

weiyibuhaodeshi,tazoubuchudianmian,yaoshinengchuqu,qulalakeyebuzhiyuzheiyang。

jiuzaizheishi,yidaozhongniannanrendeshengyinxiangqi,ranglishaomingyanjingyiliang。

“xiaolaoban,nidediankaizaizheigeguidifang,dangranmeirenhuilaidea!”

zheidaohuayingangluo,yigeshenchuanfengyi,xiabadaizhediandianhuzidezhongnianrenzoujindianli。

lishaomingkanzhezheimingzhongniannanren,jiuxiangshikanzijideairenside,yimiaodoubuyouyudekuaibuzoudaozhongniannanrenpangbian,jinjinzhuazhuduifangdeshou,yikeyebuxiangsongkai。

“kao,xiaolaobanniganma?”

“wokegaosuni,laozhaowoshizhide,nixiangzhaowanwan,haiqingquguowai。”

“budui...xianzaiyemeiguowaile!”

lishaomingzhidaoduifangwuhuile,gangadesongkaishou。

“hahaha!fangxin,gangcaishitaijidongle,qingbuzijin,qingbuzijin。”

“dashuaigenikanjindoujinlaile,yaobuyaokaigeguanwanwan?”

“hahaha!nizheixiaolaobanyouyanguang,wozheiyisheng,shuaizigaikuoyiqie。”

“buguojiaoyicijiuhaole,wojiaozhaokongcheng,jiaowolaozhaojiuxing。”

zhaokongchengpaizhelishaomingdejianbang,xiaodexiabadouyaoqiaoshangtianle!

lishaomingzhijueyibazhongchuiqiaozainaodai,zhaokongchengzheimingzitabumosheng,dangchukandongmanshi,yijushenhoubujinyouwanwanren,gengyouneihaizidequanshijie

haiyouxiaozikanhaole,zheiyidaohuihenshuai,kandetadexinshendangyang。

“yuanlaishizhanshenshijie,zheishijieyeshimantianshenfo,weixianchengduzhijielaman,danwusuowei。”

lishaomingxiangtonghou,dunshifangxiaxin,zaidianlimian,tajiushiwudide。

“xiaolaoban,nizaixiangshenmeni?”

“nizheidianlideguanzishishenmewanyi?”

“shileisimanghezhileidedongxima?”

“里面都有什么?”

yiliansiwen,ranglishaominghuiguoshen:“laozhao,laobanjiulaoban,nengbunengbuyaojiagexiaozi,zheirangwohenwunaia!”

“zhiyuguanzi,jiurunisuoshuo,leisiyumanghe,zhiyunengkaichushenmedongxi,woyebuzhidao。”

“价钱嘛!”

“yiwanyige,yirenyitianxiankaishige!”

zhaokongchengmanlianheixian:“yigeguanziyaoyiwan,limianyoushenmeniyebuzhidao。”

“guaibudemeirenlai,laobannidexinyeshigouheidea!”

tadanglishaomingbazijidangshuiyule,gangcaiyishengdashuaigeshuachulaidehaogandangranwucun。

lishaominglouzhezhaokongchengdejianbang,heiheixiaodao:“laozhao,guiyouguideliyou,tajiuzhiyiwankuaiqian,jueduidetongsouwuqi。”

zhaokongchengkanzhepangbianneiyilianzhenchengdexiaolian,wunaidao:“laoban,shengyibushinizheiyangzuodea!”