第6章 梦中啥都是假的,唯有厕所是真的

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a!!tabuniaole,biesisuanle。

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shouxiayishidechaoshenxiamoqu,weicengmodaolingrenjingkongdeshiyi,luyansonglekouqi。

yuanlai…shiyichangmeng,haihaotameiniaochuang,zhenshixujingyichang!

咦?他的裤子呢?

谁把他的裤子脱了?

neigujiliedeniaoyizaicixilai,luyanfuzhechuangyanxiachuang,muguangpiexiangyipangdeniaoguanzi。

gangwozhunanrentianshengwuqi,zhunbeiyingfengniaosanzhang。

突然,门被推开了。

luyanshouyidou,shunfengziyixie。

“……”

“daraole!”yishidaobugaikande,shenlizhuanshenjiuzou。

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ze!niaodeshijiangouzhanga!

shenliqiaoleqiaomen,wuneichuanlaixixisuosuodeshengyin,haodayihuier,yidaoqinglengdenanshengchuanlai:“jin!”

shenliduanzheyiwanzhou,lianshangmeiyourenhechaofengdebiaoqing,dandandao:“xingle,chidiandongxiba。”

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mofei……shenliqiaolihuanlegeren?

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zibuyu,guaililuanshen,taduleneimeduoshengxianshu,buguanzaixueshufangmianhaishijiazhangliduan,douyougewuzhizhidejingshen。

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……

shenlijinrukongjian,jiangxiaoduguodebingsiliangxinachulai,zhunbeijiluyanhuanshang。

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cishishenlihaibuzhidao,lujiajijiangfashengyijiandashi。