第1章
“yuchun，nidezhibojiandiepofensixindile！”
“yuchun，nizaibugaixing，nijiuzhinengbaozheneijikuaizhuankenle！”
nvhaibolebozijideheikuangyanjing，daidaidihuileju，“neinishuo，wozheizajiyanyuan......hainengganmacainengzhuandaqian？”
guimijiantazheifulannifubushangqiangdemoyang，qidehengheng，“suanle，wobangnitouguojianlile，niqushenshikuaichuangongsilingpixijingba。”
“a......shenshi，kuaichuan......nishuodegaibuhuishineigechulemingde，‘sheibuxingsheishang’qiyewenhua，jinpaiyuangongbalaobanguaipaoledeneigegongsiba。”
yuchunzhongyuzhongrandouzhi，tawoquan，“nishuo，tamengongsihaiyounianqingyouweidenanlingdaoma？”
“......nishiqushangbande。”
“yiyangde，wanyiwoyeshigudongzhiyileni。”
guimimeilita，zheishi，yuchundedianhuaxiangle。
“shenme，keyibaodaole？nimenmeiyouduoyudexitongjiwozhipei？dannengdaizhewodezhibojian？haohaohao，womashanglai！”
nanrendaizhejinsibianyanjing，shangxiadaliangleyanyuchunhou，biandiaochuyuchundezhibojian——
“id：xiaoyuer，tezhang：xiongkousuidashi、tunjian、penhuo......e，zhijieqianhetongba。”
meitoujincudelaoban，quehenguoduandijiangbaochoufengfudehetongdishang。
yuchunxilihutudijiuqianle——meibanfa，tajideshizaitaiduole。
dengtazaishikongcanglitangxiashi，huranxiangqilai：aiya，wanglehezhibojiandelaotiemenyugaoyixiale！
yucitongshi，laobanbangongshinei。
shenzhaomuzaisankanlexiashouzhongdejianli，naqishouji，bolegedianhua。
“chiyan，mafannixiacixuanren，tiqianhewoshuoyisheng？”
yaobushichiyanyinjian，kuaishiyede108xianzajiyanyuanzhubo，tashibuganqiande，pazagongsizhaopai。
neitouyuqiqingkuaidihuileju，“e，nishishuoxiongkousuidashideneiweizhuboma，wokanguotadezhibo，zeilahaoxiao，hahahahawojiuxiangkanzheiyangdenishiliumeiziqutanlianai，niguanwo？”
“......”
qiyewenhuawaiquchengzheiyang，laobanhelaobanniang，shiyaofuquanzede。
小剧场——
xiaoyuer：geweizouguoluguodedage，doubuxuzou——jinimenshanggexiongkousuidashicaiyi（180dujugong）