第1章
【suzhusuzhu，kuaixingxing！kuaixingxing！】
【suzhu！！！kuaixingxing！！！】
......
【宿......】
“bizui，zaichaokanleni。”
妈耶，宿主好可怕。
hunandefangjianli，shaonvchelecheshenshangdebeizi，jiangtoumengleqilai。
danshijifenzhonghou，“cheng”decongchuangshangzuoleqilai，zhualezhuatoufa，meiyujianmanshibunai。
naohailideshengyinyizhijiaoxiaogebuting。
“ninengbunengbizui，dengwoshuixingzaishuo！”
【suzhu，zheishinidiyigeshijie，zannengbunengjijidian！】
并不想......
“yaobunihuangerenba？”
【baoqiansuzhu，huanbuleni。】
“那我自杀？”
【suzhu，zishayemeiyonge，chufeinibianchenglehui。buguonibianchenghuidehua，huizhijiepandingrenwushibai，ranhoujinruxiayigeshijie。】
“......shenmerenwu？”
【zhuxianrenwu：qingsuzhubangzhunvzhuduoquweinvzhushenshangdezhujiaoguanghuan，tongshichengweizheigeshijiededalao！】
chengweidalao？weishenmeyaochengweidalao？
【qishisuzhu，woyuanbenshidasuanrangninixide......】bijingnixideduixiangzhinengshiyige，danshidalaoquekeyiyoubutongdemubiao。
dangran，zheiyidianhepinghaobingbudasuangaosusuyao。
......
“wohaishiquzishaba！”
【suzhuruguoxiangzisha，jianyizaiyushijinxing，bimianxueliuchenghe！】
suyaomianwubiaoqingdecuolecuoshouzhi，ranhounaqiyuanzhudeshouji，kanleyanshijian，lingchensandian。
jiuzaixitongyouyuyaobuyaojisuyaochuansongjuqingdeshihou，suyaodongle。
kaideng，xiachuang，buzhidaocongnalimoleyibadao，chaoyushizouleguoqu。
【......】wocaosuzhubuhuizhendeyaozishaba！！！
“噗嗤！”
baidaozijin，hongdaozichu。
夙杳眼前黑了下来。
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buzhiguoleduojiu，yushili，tangzaiyugangzhongdeshaonvhuanhuanzhengkaiyanjing，shenbianhaifangzheyibaranxuededao，xinzangfujinshiyijingganhedexueji。
suyaomozhexinzangfujin，neiliyipianxini，meiyoushangkou。tazhalezhayanjing，shensebuming。
【suzhu，woshuole，nizishayemeiyong，erqienisidecishuyueduo，zhongxinxinglaideshijianjiuhuiyuezhang。】
suyaokanleyanfangzaiyugangbianshangdeshouji，lingchensidian......tashiquleyigexiaoshideyishi。
zishahuibuqua......
xingba......sheijiaotashuidemimihuhudeshihou，tingdaogeshengyinwentayuanbuyuanyiquwanwan，tanaochoujiujidayingleni。
不怪别人，怪自己。
yuanzhuguanyi，guanjiadaxiaojie，youqianyouyan，biaozhundebaifumei。tayouyigeweihunfu，jiushichuanshuozhongdenanzhu。
heneixiegouxuezongcaiwenyiyang，nanzhuaishanglenvzhu，yaoheyuanzhujiechuhunyue。yinweiyuanzhuduizheigeweihunfumeiyouduoshaoganqing，suoyibuzuobunao，hunyuejiechudefeichangshunli。zhihouyuanzhujixuananjingjingdedangzhetadedaxiaojie，nvzhuyehenanzhuzuizhongxiuchengzhengguo，enenaiai。
danshipianpian，tiandaochuxianleloudong，yourenzhongshengle！
zhongshengdezheigerenziranshiweinvzhu，zainvzhudejuqingli，tayinweiaimunanzhu，yizhizhenduinvzhu，zuihoubazijizuojinlejianyu，zhongshengzhihou，weinvzhuqiangzhanleyiqiexianji，chuchudayanvzhu。
yinweiyuanzhushinanzhudeweihunqi，suoyihaihenshangleyuanzhu。yuanzhujiuyinweizheigehen，luodejiaporenwang，nvzhugengcan，beitajimaidaoleshanqu，zhijiexiaoshi......
erweinvzhujiezheqianshidejiyiheduinanzhudelejie，chenggonghenanzhuzouzaileyiqi。
suyaocuolecuogebo，yizhenehan。guoranshiweinvzhu，jiuyinweiyuanzhuhenanzhuyouhunyue，shenmedoumeizuodeta，suoyizuihouluodegejiaporenwangdejieju。zheisanguan，wufazhishi。
【suzhu，wanchengrenwujiukeyihuoqutiandaozhi，dangtiandaozhidadaoyidingshuzhihou，jiukeyikaiqihuiqudetongdaoleni，suoyisuzhuyaojiayoue！】
naohailideshengyin，tingqilaidayuesansisuideyangzi，henmeng，dansuyaozongjuedeyouxiejianxixide。
“天道值是什么？”
【tiandaozhileisiyujifen，yisuzhuxiufutiandaoloudongqingkuangerding。】
“neiruguorenwushibaini？beitiandaomosha？ranhounizaihuanyigesuzhu？”
【？】weishenmesuzhuyaozheimexiang？erqiezheihuatingqilaiyouxieguaiguaide......
【suzhunixiangduole，ruguorenwushibaidehua，huizhijiejinruxiayigeshijie，buguozuoweichengfa，huikouchushuangbeitiandaozhidee，suzhujiayou！】
【duilesuzhu，wojiaohepinghao，womendemubiaoshi：weileshijiehexie，guancheaiyuheping，wojiangxieshousuzhu，dadaoweinvzhu，yiqixiangchengweidalaochufa！suzhujiayou！】
闭嘴吧你！
suyaoxianzaisuochudeshijian，zhenghaoshiweinvzhugangzhongshengbujiu，zaiyigeyanhuishang，yuanzhu，weinvzhu，nanzhudouzai。yinweiyuanzhuduokanleliangyandashannanzhudeweinvzhu，suoyibeiweinvzhushejiluorushuizhong，ranhouchenggongganmao。
buguoyinweihepinghaodeyuanyin，zheijushentideganmaoyijinghaole，chuleyouxiefali，meiyourenhebushi。
erqiesuyaohuaiyi，neifalihaishiyinweizijizishadaozhide。
suoyixianzaizuishihedeshiqingguoranhaishishuijue！
zhiyurenwu，huitouzaishuo。
ganmaoyijinghaoledesuyao，zaiguanfuguanmudeyaoqiuxia，youtanglesantian，ertayezaizheisantianli，zixiyanjiuleyixiazheigeshijie。
buyongtangdedisitianzaoshang。
suyaodakaiyiju，nachuyitaoxiuxianzhuangchuanhao，xialou。
yuanzhuzhangdebucha，shenzhibiyixiemingxinghaiyaohaokanshangjifen，zaijiashangzheijushentibenjiugaotiao，jiusuanchuanzhekuansongdexiuxianzhuang，yebingbuxiandeyongzhong。
“xiaojie，zaocanyijingzhunbeihaole，ninyaochima？”
guanjiakanzhecongloushangzouxialaideshaonv，limachushengxunwen。
“吃。”
shaonvhunshendoutouzheyigulanyangyang，fangfomeishuixingyiban，manyouyoudezouzaicanzhuopang。
suyaochifandesudubuman，queshifenyouya，guangshikanzhe，jiufeichangshangxinyuemu。
chiwanzaocan，suyaozhengzhuomozheyaoshangnaquzhaonvzhu，shoujishangturanlaileyitiaoweixin。
--[yibaobao，ganmaohaoxielema，yaobuyaochulaiwanwan？]
备注：唐俊逸
yuanzhudefaxiao，guanxihaodaokeyichuanyitiaokuzideneizhong。
tangjiaheguanjiabenjiushishijiao，jushuoruguobushiguanlaoyezizaiyuanzhugangchushengdeshihoujiujitadinglehefengjiadehunyue，kongpayuanzhudeweihunfuhuibianchengtangjunyi。
danshizheimeduonian，tangjunyiheyuanzhubingmeiyoucachurenhehuohua，liangrenxiangchu，wanquanjiushixiongdimoshi。
suyaoxianglexiang，juedingqukankan，yushihuiletiaoxiaoxi，neirongshifengaoleng。
--[shijian，didian。]
--[wanshangqidian，laodifangjian！]
suoweilaodifang，shiyijiajiuba。
tongguozheijitiandejiechu，hepinghaofaxian，tazheiweisuzhuzuixihuandeshiqingjiushishuijue，zhiyaomeishenmeweixiedaotadeshier，jiusuantiantaxialaidoubuhuixingdeneizhong。
erqiechuleshuijuezhiwai，haixihuandayouxi，kanxiaoshuo......
tuotuodeyisizhai......
可愁死它了！
jiusuzhuzheiyang，kezenmechengweidalaoa！！