“suzhu，nibaqiyunzhizijibenxitongfangxia!!!”
shaonvyixihongyichulizaigaotazhishang，yushenhouyizhonghuitoutulianderenxingchengxianmingdeduibi，pobaideweiqiangwaishiwangbujianbianjidesangshi，tamenbuduandexiangzhegaotashangpa，mimimamaderangrentoupifama。
hongyishaonvyizhishouqiazheqiyunzhizidebozi，yibuyibudizoudaogaotabianyuan，shitazhenggeshenzixuankongzaigaotazhiwai，taliangzhishousimingzhuazheshaonvdeshou，shuangjiaoyinweiqueyangluandeng。
sizhouzhiyousangshifachude“hehe”shengyijineinanzidezhoumasheng。
“wangyuannikuaifangkaiwo!”
qiyunzhizifenlibaizhewangyuandeshouwangtuhuodechuanxidejihui，wangyuandeshuangshouxianxixiuzhang，haosiqingqingyiniejiuhuiduandiao，shishishang，bulunneinanziruheyongli，wangyuandeshouwensibudong。
tingdaoneinanzidehuashi，wangyuantiaomei。
“好。”
“wojinggaoni……wu……”
haizaizhoumadenanrentingjianwangyuandehua，youxiecuoe，suijizuijiaodangqiyimoxiao，tayiweiwangyuanzhongyuzhidaopale，haimeilaidejideyi，zhijianwangyuansushouyifan，neinanzijiubeidiuchulegaotazhiwai，xiangyizhipobaidefengzheng，diaorulesangshiqunzhong。
“nirangwofangde，kan，woduoshanjierenyi。”
shaonvdezuijiaoyangqiyimoliangbodexiao，kanzhesangshiyiyongershang，zhengxiankonghoudisiyaota，sangshiliqijida，changmianyichanghunluan，qilidecanjiaoshengrangrenxinzhan，jianjiande，neishengyinyuelaiyuexiao，qujinyuwu……
【jinggao!jinggao!qiyunzhiziyisi，weimianbengta，renwushibai。】
【xitongzidongjinruhesuanyemian】
【姓名：望渊】
【shasiqiyunzhizikouchu20000jifen，bengtaxiaoshijiekouchu20000jifen】
muduzheiyiqiede888chadianqidexinjigengsai。
tabenlaizhengzaikuaichuanzongbuxuncha，zuoweijingyingxitongdetahewangyuanyijingdadangzouguolehaojigexiaoshijie，suiranmeicisuzhudouxihuanbaolijiejuewenti，danshihaihao，meicisuzhudouhuitingcongxitongdequangao，ranhouwanmeidewanchengrenwu，zheicixitongzongbuzhaohuansuoyouxitonghuiquxuanbushiqing，duiwangyuanjidufangxindetaqule。
guolejifenzhong，zhengzaitingzhuxitongkaihuidetaturantingjianlewangyuandehongsejingbao，hedetadaimadouluanle，hezhuxitongqingshiguohouganjinwanghuigan。
jieguotagangganggandao，jiufaxianwangyuanzhengqiazheqiyunzhizidebozi，zuihouhaibatarengjinlesangshiqunzhong。
888zhenggeguangtuandouzhale，tahaishidiyiciyudaoluzizheimeyedewangyuan。
xitongkongjianyuxiaoshijieliusubuyiyang，tazaixitongkongjianbangexiaoshi，erwangyuanyijingjinglileqiyunzhiziyongtazuoshiyan，daozhitabianchenglesangshi，tajiuzhijiezuolesangshihuangranhoujiangqiyunzhiziweisangshi。
taxianzaishenshendehuaiyi，wangyuanshibushizaojiuxiangzheimeganle，zhishiaiyuzijizaizheilixianzhiletadefahui?
888diyicixianruletongshengmimang。
jiuzai888huaiyitongshengdeshihou，wangyuanbeizidongchuanruxitongkongjian，buzhicongnamochuyibaguazi，zuozaixitongkongjiandeyizishang，qiaozheerlangtuihaobuzizai，takanzhekongjianlipiaofuzhedeguangtuanweiweitiaomei：“nizenmezheimekuaijiuhuilaile?”
tayuanbenshiguominyinghou，jieguoyinweikanxiaoshuoguoyujidong，shuaixiachuang，toukezailechuangtoujushang，meiqiangjiuguolai，guale。
zaitasideneiyike，tabangdinglenvpeidalianxitong888，yu888yiqichuansuozaixiaoshijieli，zhengjiuneixieyinweibuhegenannvzhuguanghuanercansidenvpeimen。
shaonvdeshengyindaduanle888dechensi，888youqiwulidao：“suzhu，jianyuniqianmianshijiededaoguoyizhangmianzeka，suoyizheicijiubuchengfanile，danshixiageshijiewanchenghounimeijifenle。”
“ng?!”wangyuanzhenjing：“zheizhangmianzekabushidiyuyiqiechengfama!”
888：……
poanlepoanle，zheizaoxinwanyijiushizhangzhemianzekayijimeirendingzhetacaifangfeiziwole。
tajuedingle，yaoxiangshangmianshenqingjiangzheigejianglicongsuzhujianglizhongxiaochushunbianjiadajianguanlidu!
888banqilian：“suzhu，woyoujianyansudeshiqingyaogaosuni。”
wangyuankezheguazi，shiyi888jixushuoxiaqu。
“yinweizhengjiufanpaizurenshutaishao，zhuxitongjiubawodiaoguoqula，yihouwomenderenwujiubianchengxiaochufanpaideheihuazhile。”
wangyuankeguazidedongzuoyidun，huanhuandachuyigewenhao。
888wushisuzhukangjudeshenqing：“jushuoqijinweizhihaimeiyouchuxianguowanmeiwanchengrenwuderen，suoyi，suzhuganbadie!”
wangyuanzhenggerendoubuhaole，kanzheshouzhongdeguazichiwanle，youmochuyiba，xianglexiang，younachuyimadai，molehaikuzhelianji888diguoquyiba：“woshenqingdiaohuiqu。”
888：……
就特么离谱。
doushenmeshihouletahaiyouxinqingkeguazi!
888lengmodejujuesuzhudeqingqiu，kaishenmewanxiao，zhuxitongshuole，zhiyaozheigerenwuwanchengdehao，jiujiangtashengdaofanpaizuzuzhang。
tajuedingyihuierhaohaojiaoyuyixiazheigeluziyeshangtiandesuzhu，yaoburantapaxiayicimeidingzhubengdeshikuaichuanzongbu!
888jinggaodikanzhewangyuan。
“qingkuaichuanzheduanzhengtaidu，buranjiangduikuaichuanzhejinxingjiaoyu。”
wangyuanjiangguazishouhuilai，“ze，xiaosanba，nirenxinduiwojinxingjiaoyuma?”
“我是888。”
神特么小三八。
888juedezijitongshengshoudaolewuru，zicongbangdingzheigedaomeisuzhuhou，tajiumeijiaoduiguobenxitongdemingzi。
“好的小三八。”
suanlesuanle，jiaoyugepi，ganjinbazheizaoxindewanyiersongzou。
【ding!ninquedingjixujinxingrenwuma?】
【jiancebudaokuaichuanzhehuifu，morentongyi。】
【ding!jijiangkaiqixiayigeweimian!】
望渊：???
henhao，zheixitongpiaole，tayaoshenqingfanchangzhongxiu。
888chuansongwansuzhuhou，dakaiyibenshu——《jiaoyuzaoxinsuzhudesanshiliuji》
tayouxiechouchang，suzhuzhendenengwanchengrenwuma?ruguofanpairedaota，yizhaosuzhuneigebaopiqi，tapazijiyigemeidingzhu，suzhuzhijiebafanpaizouyidun。
suanle，weilezuzhangdeweizhi，taduodingzhedianba。
唉。
难搞哦。