第1章:绿茶(1)

【我们的口号是!】

“kuangfuzhengyi,dabaichacha……zhengjiunanzhu,jiushuyuanzhu……”

【womenyoumeiyouxinxin!】

“有……有……”

【suzhu,nizheiyangbuxing,siqichenchen,zheiluxiangkendingguobuleguan,zheiguobuleguanzanmenjiulingbudaorenwu,zheilingbudaorenwu,suzhunijiumeibanfafuhuoa,zhei……】

“闭嘴,重录!”

wenruyishenxiyikouqi,jilejilianshangdexiaorong,beiweidagongren!

【我们的口号是!】

“kuangfuzhengyi!dabaichacha!zhengjiunanzhu!jiushuyuanzhu!”

……

【suzhu,zheiyibiankendingnengguo!】yueqingcaozheyikouxiaonaiyin,xinmanyizudeshangchuanzheshipin。

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“dingdong”yishengmoshengdecuixiang,yueqingjidongdediankaiyoujian,suihoubaofachujiliedehusheng。

【suzhu,yourenwule,yourenwule,diyigeshijielaile!】

“zheishijieshenmeyangzide?”wenruyizuoweiyigedanmeizuozhe,naodongguobushaoshijie,danneidoushizhishangtanbing,zheiyaoshijijinxingle,neixinhaishitingjidongde。

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“zheilvchayetaihenle,youmaobing!”tabarenjiahuohuole,jieguozijiguodexingfumeiman,jianzhimeitianli!

【zhuxianrenwu:qingsuzhubangzhuyuanzhuhuodexingfu,tongshirangnanzhukanpolvchajing】

yueqingruanmengdeshengyingangluo,wenruyiyanqianshanguoyisibaiguang,meileyishi。

“ruyi,bieshuile,nijiananshenfapengyouquanle,gongkaizhaopinnvpengyouai,nidejihuilaile!”

beisuyoutuixing,wenruyihuanlehuan,faxianzijisuochudeshijian,zhenghaozaiyuanzhuyuxuezhangyoujiaojideneitian。

anzhaoyuanjuqing,yuanzhuzaixuezhangpengyouquanliuyan,xuezhangtongyiliangrenjiaowang,bingtongyidiertianyouleyuanyuehui,jieguodiertianxuezhangyizhizaipaiduimaijinianpin,zheijinianpinjiushilvchayaode。

zheiyeshiyuanzhudiyicishiwang。

neitajiucongjiejuediyicishiwangkaishi。

“zhendema,wokankan!”ruyimanlianjiaoxiuyuqiwang,tadakaishouji,zhaodaolexuezhangdepengyouquan。

“诚聘女朋友!”

wugezijiandanmingle,cishidexuezhanghaishizhongrenyanzhongdegaolingzhihua,shuaiqibiren,zhikeyuanguan,sheiyebuganxiedu。

dianzandeduo,liuyandeshao,bijing,youyongqidelaihamakebuchangjian。

zheitiaopengyouquanxuezhangbingbushizhenxinzhaonvpengyou,tashifajiliuyankande,taxiangquedingtashifouzaihuta。

“学长,我可以!”

jiandanwugezi,wenruyiyonglesanmiaofasong,yuanzhuqueyonglebangexiaoshi,taxieleshanshanlexie,zuizhongquedingzheiwugezi。

henkuai,xuezhangdehuifulaile。

“hao,neinijiushiwodenvpengyou。”

zheiyebuguoshixuezhangyuliuyandeduqi,buguotawenruyikeshiyikuaigoupigaoyao,nianshanglekejiusibuxialaile!

wenruyidiankaixuezhangdeweixin,faleyitiaoxiaoxi,“mingtianzhoumo,womenquyouleyuanhaobuhao?”

“好。”

xuezhangfazheigezideshihou,yijingguolebangexiaoshi,zaojiuzhidaojieguodewenruyibingmeiyoudengdai,tazhenghesushedejiemeimenqingzhutuodan!

“zhuhewomenjiaruyimeimengchengzhen!”

“womenjiaruyiyidingyaoxingfujiujiu!”

“mingtianshibushiyaoquyuehui,wozheiyoujianxinyifuchaojishiheni,nishishi……”

jiemeimenniyiyanwoyiyudezhenxin,rangwenruyixinlichaojinuan,yankuangshishide,tayuyuanzhubutong,tajihumeiyoupengyou,suoyoudeshijiandouyonglaixuexihexiedanmei,zheizhongfenxiangxiyueduitahaishidiyici。

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“ganmaa,zenmekule,zheishixishi,biekua,mingtianyaoshiyanjingzhongle,nijiachenniangegebudeguaiwomenqifunia。”sanjieyibianjiruyicazheyanlei,yibiandaquzhetahuanheqifen。

rizihenkuailaidaolediertian。

wenruyikanzheyijulideyifu,suishouchuanleyitaoshufude,dajiedexinqunzi,erjiedekouhong,sanjiedegaoxiezi,taquanbudoumeiyouyong,neirendezhuyiliwanquanbuzaitazheili,jishichuanchengyiduohua,tayexiubudaoyisidexiangwei。

buruchuandeshufuxie,tajintiankeshidasuanwangetongkuai!

——

“xuezhang!”liangrenyuedingzaiyouleyuanmenkoudediaoxiangqianjianmian。

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tingdaojiaosheng,guchenniankanxianglewenruyi,shensuidemouzilimanshilengmo。

“gonglvenanzhuzhiluhaihenmanzhanga。”neilengmoshizaishirangrenxinsui,wenruyirenbuzhugenyueqingtucao。

【manmanlai,shijianhaihenchongyu】yueqingruanmengdetongyinzainaohaizhonganweizhewenruyi。

wenruyirenbuzhutanleyikouqi,tawangzhexuezhangyuanqudebeiying,tuizhanglebuqia,tamenzheishiyuehui,bushijingzou!

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