“chenyiming，woshinishenmerena？”wozuozaidengzishanglenglengdekanzhetuowaitaodechenyiming。
zheigezhoumoshiwoqianershiernianguodezuizaoxindeyigezhoumo！
mingtianjiushiwohewonanpengyouchenyimingdinghunderizi，womentanlesannian，yanjianzhejiuyaoxiuchengzhengguomeixiangdaojintianwofaxianleyige“jingtianmimi”。
“dangranshiwodeweihunqia！zenmele？”chenyimingkandoumeikanwoyiyanjiunachushoujizhunbeidayouxi。
“shime？wobushinimeimeime？”woxiaoleliangshengzhanqishenzoudaochenyimingshenbianpailepaitadejianbang。“nibushimeiyounvpengyoume？e，liangennvhaizijiewendoumeiyouguoni！”
chenyimingdeshoudunleyixia，lianshunjianheile，“nifanwodeshouji？”
wokanzheyanqianzheigenanrenweiliyizhenfanjiangdaohai。
chenyimingjinnianershiliusui，biwodalesisui，wozaidaerneinianrenshileta。
neishihoutashiwomenxuexiaoqinglaideshejishi，wohaishiyigeshalebajidexiaonvsheng，jiyuanqiaohezhixiawomenzaiyiqile，zhuanyanyijingguolesannianle。
时间过得真快啊！
“he，bukanwohaibuzhidaowochenglenimeimeini！”wodexinxiangbeizhuiziyixiayouyixiacizheyiyang。
congmengdongwuzhidenvdaxueshengdaochudetingtangxiadechufangdezhunfunvwozhiyonglesannianshijian，zheisannianlaiwoduichenyimingkeweishisixintadi。
wokanlekanzheigexiaoxiaodefangzixinliyizhensuanchu，zheishiwomenzhunbeijiehundehunfangni。
woshangbanyinianjiashangzheiyinianlinlinzongzongdadesanfenjianzhi，suoyoudeqiandoujiaojitayonglaifushoufu，wofumuzaibuzhiqingdeqingkuangxiatiebulewowuwankuai，zheicaiyoulezheigexiaojia。
“nishouzenmezheimejian？weishenmeyaokuicewodeyinsi！”chenyimingzhoujinlemeitouyilianyanedekanzhewo。
wolengleyixia，zhanglezhangzuiqueyouxiegengyan。
“nishuoshenme？”yanleiwuzhiwujuedecongyankuanghualuo，runshilewodelian。
cengjingzheizhangdaizheyanedelianshiduiwoxiaozhede，zheizhangzuibashiduiwoshuoqinnideqinghuade。
“nizhendehenfana！woshangbanneimeleinihaizhengtiancaiyiwo，fanwodeshouji，nirangwojuedeyalihendanizhidaoma？”chenyimingtuileyixiawodejianbang，yueguowonaqilezhuozishangdecheyaochi。
“hehe，niyalida？suoyijiuliaosaoleshijigemeizi？suoyijiurangwochenglenidemeimei？”wozheijinianshiguimixinqiaoleba，weishenmeyaozheimezuojianziji！
“nizijifanjian！”chenyimingyuqihenchong，lianshangdeyanegengmingxianle。
“weishenmebugaosuwo？womenfenkaibujiuhaole？weishenmepianwo？shiwoduinibugouhaome？”wolanzhulechenyiming，zhigougoudedingzheta。
“nihuogai，nizijiyuanyide，nizijitieshanglaide，wobuhuitongqingnide！”chenyimingyibatuikaiwo，womeizhanwenyixiazidiezuozaidishang。
chenyimingzhishiduizhewozhoulezhoumeibianyaochumenqu。
“guaibudenizongshijiaban，banyehaiyaojiaban！hehe，haidingshenmehun，jieshenmehun，womenfenshouba，chenyiming！”womolemolianshangdelei，woyegaixingxingle。
“neiniganjinzou，nixianzaijiuzou！”chenyimingbunaifandeduiwobailebaishou，“fangzishiwode，nizuihaobuyaodongshenmewaixinsi！”
wodashengxiaoleqilai，sannian，zhengzhengsannian，jiuhuanlaizheimegejieguo。
去你妈的爱情吧！
“shoufuwojiaqilaiyetaoleshiwuwan，nibaqianhaijiwo，fangzihaishinide！”wotuchuyikouzhuoqi，rangzijijinlianglengjingxialai。
zheigeguanjianshikewobuxiwangzijihaixianggeshabaitianyiyang，gaishiwodejiushiwode，weizhanandexingweimaidanbushiwoyinggaizuode！
“nizijitaoqiande，guaiwolou，meiyoufangziwoyihouzenmejiehun？”chenyimingyilianwusuoweidelaipiyang。
“heng，fangchanzhengshangshiyouwodemingzide，nixiangdilaineiwomenjiufatingjian！”guoranshirenxingedupi，dingzherenpibuganrenshi，guaiwoxialeyan！
“e，nishuozheigea，wochenniquweishengjiandeshihougengongzuorenyuanshuobujianidemingzile！”chenyiminglengxiaoyisheng，kaimenyangzhangerqu。
wotingdaolouxiaqicheqidongdeshengyinhuiguoshenlai，“zhenjue，guaibudewolianfangchanzhengdoumeijiandao！”
wobaozhegebozhanlehaoyihuiercaipingfuleqingxu，buguanzenmeyangwoyidingyaonahuiwodeqian。
wokanleyiyanshijian，yijingxiawusidianzhongle，wodakaishoujilianxilewoyigefalvzhuanyedetongxue，woxiangqingtabangmang。
gangdawandianhuawojiutingdaolelouxiatingchedeshengyin，meiyihuierchenyimingjiuyouhuilaile！
wokandaochenyimingshoulizuanzheyipingyao，woxinliyouzhongbuhaodeyugan，xiayimiaochenyimingjiuqiangxingbaozhulewo。
“niganshenme，fangkaiwo！”woguzuozhendingdeshuo：“nifangkaiwowokeyibuyaofangzi，bugennijijiaozheixie！”
chenyiminglianshangdebiaoqingxiongheneryoufengkuang，zheirangwohenbuanxin。
wobibudechenyimingshengaotizhuang，zhengzhagenbenjiumeiyouyong，woxianghanrendanshizhangzuijiuhuibeipoyanxiaquyao。
“唔~”
chenyimingturanzaiwofubuchuileyiquan，wochitongzhangkailezui，yaoshunshijiudaolewoduzili。
meiguoyihuierwodeshenzijiuruanle，yishiyejianjianmohuqilai。
“nishiheyao、meiqizhongduzishade，shigenwomeiyouguanxide！”
mimihuhujianwokandaochenyimingdaishangleyishuangxiangjiaoshoutaoyaobangwohuanyifu······
yanpizhongyuzhichengbuzhu，chenlexiaqu，yishiyeqingpiaopiaodefeichutiwai，zheijiushisiwangdeganjueme？haobingmeiyouxiangxiangzhongneimekepa。
“dingdong~xitongsansantixingnin，ninxianyiyongyoutianxuanzige，ninketongguowanchengzhidingrenwuhuodeyuanjifenyijiyinzangjiangli！”
wozhengmimihuhude，turanjiuyouyigeqingcuideshengyinhuidangzaiwoerbian。
wozhengkaiyanfaxianzijijingranhainengsikao，buguoweishenmewozaipiao，shentihaishihuipupude，xiangyixiangliderenyiyang。
“zheishishaqingkuang？wogepile？”wojidechenyimingneigouzasuibawohaisile，xianzaiyoushishenmeqingkuang！
“yinweiniyuannianjizhong，tizhiyouteshu，suoyizainideroushensilezhihouniyongyouletianxuanzige。nixianzaiyouyicijihuikeyitongguozishennulizhongsuroushenhuiguiyuanlaideshijiee！”neigeqingcuideshengyinyouxiangleqilai。
feihua，beizijichuguideweihunfuhaisiyuannianbuzhongcaiyougui！
“neiwoyaozenmezuo？”wopobujidaidewendao，wobuxiangjiuzheimesile，taibianyineigegouzasuile。
“nixuyaochuanyuedaobutongdexiaoshijie，baxiaoshijieliyuanzhudegushiwanjie，wanjiegushizhihounihuihuodeyuanjifen。yuanzhuzaixiaoshijieshengcundenanyichengdubutong，nizuizhonghuodedeyuanjifenyebujinxiangtong。zaineiqijianniyoukenengchufayinzangjuqinghuodeewaijianglie！”
“yuanjifenshisha？niyoushishenme？”wotingdeyunliwulide。
“woshinidexitongsansan，yuanjifenshirangnihuidaoxianshishijiedeyizhongyuanli。”
“duoshaojifenwonenghuiqu？”woxianzaiyixinxiangbaochou。
xitongsansan：“yibaiwandianyuanjifenkeyirangniyishenghundexingtaihuidaoxianshishijie，yiqianwandianyuanjifenkeyirangnizhongsuroushen，yicileitui！lingwaijifenyeguanhudaonihuidaoxianshishijiedeweilaimingyun，jifenyuegaonikexuanzedefuliyueduoe，biruxiangmao、shencaidengdeng！”