第一章:招猫逗狗的纨绔大小姐被阴了

tongguizuoweiyiliulaopaishijiatongjiaweiyidedaxiaojie,meitiandezhuyaoshenghuojiushizhaomaodougoudiaoxibuduanwangshangpaqingniancaijunmen。dangranzuoweiyigeyanxinglian,tadiaoxidebiaozhunjiushi:zhangdehaokan。

tatongchanghuizaimeirenermenzuiluopodeshihouchuxian,fangfoyidaoguangzhaoliangleduifangzhenggeheian。daiduifangchenggongduguo,gongchengmingjiuzhihouxiangyutazhangxiangsishoushiyouzhuanshenlikai,weiliuxiazhiyanpianyu。

haoburongyixunzhaodaoduifangshi,youfaxiantazaoyitourubierendehuaibao。kanxiangzijideyanshenlengmowanfen,fangfoconglaidoubucengxihuanguoziji。shangqianlilunquefaxiantabeihoudeshili,zijigenbenrebuqi.....

shisidajiazuzhangbeiligongrendehunshimowang,shishangliuxinguizangzaixindidebaiyueguang。

cishi,tongguizhengbaiwuliaolaidekanzhejieshangrenlairenwang。youxiekunaomeiyouyujiantebiejipinde。andaoleyishengmeijing,zhengdangqishenyaozoushi,zaijiejiaofaxianyigesiwenguiqidenanshi,shencaixiuzhang,jishizhenggerenkanqilaibingweijingguojingxinxiushi,yeyangaibuzhuhunshensanfadeqizhiyumeili。kanyangzishiqulebianlidian。

“tongxiansheng,womenzheimezuozhendenengxiyinlaitongxiaojiema”nanshizoudaotongguishixiankanbudaodejiaoluo,duizheermaiyouxiejinzhangdishuodao

“fangxin,wodenver,wozuiqingchu。nizhixuzaitaguolaidashandeshihoubashoulidesongjitajiuhao,shichengzhihou,haochushaobulenide”tongfuzuozaizhenpishafashang,chouzheyan,laoshenzaizaidishuo

“haodetongxiansheng”nanshishuowan,lileliyijiaozoujinhuojiapang,jiazhuangzaixuanshangpin。

tongguijianliewujinlebianlidian,lileliyijiao,xianghaozijidexinrenshe,zhuanshenchaobianlidianzouqu。

ranhouzaibujingyijianchupengdaonanshi,chongtalimaoyixiao

“对不起”

“啊,没关系”

“neigeniyexihuanzheigekouweidezhumianchama?”tongguizhudongwendao

“shia,zuijinyouxieshimian”nanshijianzhuangganmangjiazhuangzijiyijinghenzhangshijianmeishuihaoguo。

“wozuijinxindelegepeifang,zhumianchaojihao,youmeiyouxingqushiyanxia?”tongguijiannanzishimiannanren,xianglexianghaishijuedingbazuijingangsouguadaodezhumianyaojitaba。

bijingyaogenmeirenerbi,dangranhaishimeirenerzhongyaoa。

“neizhenshitaibuhaoyisile,wobazheigesongjininba,jiudangshixielile”shuozhejiuconghuaizhongtaochuyikejingyingtitoumuzhidaxiaodebaisezhuzi。

tongguikanzhezheigezhuzi,youxiebumingsuoyi,boliqiu?xianzaimeirenersongdongxidouzheimesuiyidema。

jiantameiyouyaoshoudeyisi,nanrenchongtaweiweiyixiao,chentalengshenzhiji,qingqinglaqitadeshou,bazhuzifangzaitashouzhong。ranhouzhuanshenlikai。

daitongguihuiguoshenlai,siwenjinguidenanrenzaoyibuzai,zhiliuxiashouzhongdezhuzi。yinyinsanfachunuanyi。

tongguiwangzhezheizhuzi,youxiemeng,zheimeirenersihuheqitaderenbuyiyang。jinjiezhenaozilichuanlaiyizhencitong。jiusuanzaichunyezhidaozijibeiansuanle,yanpiyifan,yundaoqianzhitingjian:

“qihedu,1%,50%,99%,100%,qihewancheng,zhengzaijinxinglinghunbangding,bangdingwancheng”

bianlidianyuanbenzhengzaigoumaishangpindelurenjianqiyundao,xunlianyousudejiangqidaihuitongjia。

daitongguizaicixinglaishi,faxianzijiyishenchuyipianxuwuzhong,zhouweizhiyouyigebaisefaguangdeqiuzaikongzhongtiaodongzhe。

“zhurenzhuren,nixingle”

“nisheia,zheishina?sheishinizhuren?”

“nijiushiwodezhurenya,zhurenzhurenzheilishixukongzhijing,shininmeicibangzhuxiaoshijieliderenwanchengxinyuanhouxiuxidedifang”guangqiuqueyuedejieshidao

“woweishenmeyaobangzhutamenwanchengxinyuan?”tongguitiaotiaomei,yilianbuxiedishuodao。

“yinwei.....yinwei....yinweizhurenzhiqianhuohuoletaiduodeyunqizhizilaヾ(=・ω・=)o”

“???”tongguiyilianwenhao。

“wobushizha,wozhishixiangjimeigenanhaiziyigejia”tabianjiedao

“haiyounishishuotamendoushiyunqizhizi?”tongguiminruidibuzhuodaoyigexinxi,yunqizhizi?neibushixiaoshuolicaihuichuxiandedongxima?xianshizhongjuranyeyou?

guangqiusihukanchutaxinzhongsuoxiang,gentajieshileyunqizhizideyoulai。

“meigerendoushitiandaodehaizi,danshiyinweihaizitaiduole,suoyidabufendoushiputongren,zhiyoushaobufenderenshenglaishenshangjiudaizheshenmideyunqi,youyuqitarenbutong,tamenzuizhongzaigezilingyulichengzhangweishen,zheijiushiyunqizhizi”

“zheiyejiushiweishenmeyoucaihuaderenneimeduo,zuizhongchengshendequeliaoliaowujideyuanyin”

“neixierenyoushatedianma”tongguilailexingqu

“yibandoushizhangdehaokan,lijinmonan,nianjiqingqingjiuyoubijiaogaodechengjiu。”guangqiuxianglexiang,shuolejitiaozuimingxiandetezheng。

tongguiyikan,haojiahuo,fuhezheixietezhengdemeirenerzijihuohuodemeiyoujibaiyeyoujishile。

“zheiyeshinengxuanzhongnindeyuanyinlazhuren,renjiayankanzheqitaqiuqiuyigegedougenzhezijidezhurenzoule,zhishengxiarenjiayigerenliuzaizheili,qiandengwandengzhongyudengdaoninlezhuren~o(╥﹏╥)o”

tongguiyouxiexianqidewangzheyanqiandeguangqiu,zhenbuzhidaozheishizaikuatahaishizaimata。

“nijiranyoubanfabawodaidaozheililai,jiuyinggaiyoubanfabawosonghuiquba,wojujuejieshouzheizhongchengfa”shuozheshuangshouhuanxiong,yiliankangju。

tacaimeixingqubangzhushenmelaoshenzidenvzhunvpeimenwanchenggezhongxinyuanni,jixudangtadeershizubuxiangma。feineijingganma,chilibutaohao。

“yingyingying,renjiazhishiyigeyouchujilingzhidejiqiren,meiyouneimedadexianquanlazhuren”

shuozhehaibusixindibudao,

“zheigecongbangdingkaishizhenggechengxujiuqidongle,bixuwanchengcainenghuiqude。buranzhinengyibeizidaizaixiaoshijiele”yueshuoshengyinyuexiao,sihushipayanqiandeshaonvzouta。

“zheiyanga”tongguibenlaijiushiyifuganshadoumeijingdezhuangtai,jianshiqingbunenggaibianjiujieshoule。zhishibumianzaixinlipansuanjiujingshisheizaijizijixiatao?tademudeshishenme?shidanchundezhenduitahaishizhenduizhenggetongjia?

“nei....zhurennizheishijieshoule?”guangqiuxiaoxinyiyidishuozhe。yudiaolibumiandaizhexiejingxi。yuanyiweiyaofeixiezhouzhe,meixiangdaozheimekuaijiudayingle。

“ng,shuoba,yaozenmezuo”tongguiroulerouyinyinzuotongdetou,

“zhurennixuyaochuanyuedaoxiaoshijie,bangzhurenmenwanchengsuyuan,meiwanchengyicijiuhuihuodeyidiannengliang,genjurenwunandugenwanchengchengdudebutong,huodedenengliangyebutong。”

“zangounengliangjiukeyihuijiala,duilehaiyouhenzhongyaodeyidianjiushizhaodaozhenai,huodezhenaideyanlei”

“e”tongguimanbujingxindedayingzhe

“neimewomenjiukaishila”