第一章 因为太好色被贬下凡?

“fangsi!nihaiburencuo!”

“nishenweizhengshen,quezaitiangongzhongkaiyounanxian,haiqiangwennvxian!”

“jinriwujiangnibianxiafanchen!linansanbaijie,rangnihaohaochangchangchenshizhiku!”

wuyunhuiju,tianyinchenquebujiangyisiyu,tianleigungun,tiandaoweiyandeshengyinrumingzhongzhongzhongcongsimianbafangchuanlai。

荒坟旁。

wuqingqiankaozaifenbaoshang,qiaozheerlangtui,toushanghualidefengguandaidewaiqiniuba,zuilihaidiaozhegengouweibacao,jishilianbeileipidejiaohei,danyenanyanqiqinglengchuchenderongmao。

她不服道。

“tiandaonigelaodeng,woyutamenshiniqingwoyuandeshiqing,zennengshuoshiqiangpo?zennengshuoshikaiyou?”

“nibuguoshijiduwonianjiqingqingfengzichuoyue,yourenhuanhaoyourenaimu!”

wuqingqianyikoutuchuzuilidegouweibacao,bufuqidezhanqishenlai,zhangqunzailingliedeshuofengzhongpiaoyang,tachaotianbilegebishi。

chaneijian,dianshanleiming,sansidaotianleimengranjiangxia,pizaiyanqianshaonvdetoushang,jiangtapidetoufazhaqi。

wuqingqianzaicibeipidaozaidi,tongganchuanbiansizhibaihai,tengdetaziyaliezui。

“你还敢妄语!”

tiandaozuoshihaiyaopi,yanqiandeshaonvjishizuochufanying,likejuqishuangshouzuochutoujiangzhuang,xianggennianlebajidexiaobaicai。

“错了,错了。”

wuqingqianzhijielaoshile,taxinbuganqingbuyuanguizaidi。

tianbianwuyunjijuchengyiweigaodaweimengcixiongmobianderenmoyang,huanhuanxingzhiwuqingqianshenpang,yijuyidongdaizhemingxiandenuqi。

tayuqilishibujindewunai,kanzhezijidexiaonver,yanliquanshihentiebuchenggangyuxinteng。

“dengnilijinfanchenku,jiumingbaiqingaishiduobuzhiyitidedongxi。”

“zheixuanniaoshiniziyoudaizaishenbiandelingchong,tahuipeinilijiequ。”

“woyunxunizixiesanchenglinglibaoquanzishen,danzaifanshizhongbukewangdongshenli……”

tiandaodashouyihui,yanqianyishenyiniaobeidabaoxiaoshizaishiyezhong。

ertaziji,zaiyuanditingliulexujiuhou,zhangtanyisheng。

wuyunjianjiansanqu,cimudeshuguangzhongjiantianji。

wuqingqianzhengyanshi,zhenghuangranchuyubaiguangbaoguodekongjianli。

pangbianyouyiquanshenqiheidexuanniao,ruanchunyibansuozaijiaoluo,tapayanqiandezhurenbeitiandaopileyihuijiutayumaochuqi。

wuqingqianguoqu,jiangtayishoutiliuqilai,wendao。

“xiaoheizi,zheishinani?”

neixuanniaohuangusizhou,ruoruodao。

“zhu……zhuren,zheishinizhunbeilijieqiandetingliujiedian,yihuiwohuipeiniqulijie。”

“lijieyaojinglihenduogebutongdeweimian,zhurennibiepa,wohuipeinide,tiandaojiaowofuzenilijiederenwuqingkuang。”

“lijie?ligemaomaojie,wobujiuchenmimeiseleyixiama,aimeizhixinrenjieyouzhi,zaishuole,renjiayeshitongyilede,pingshenmefawoqulijie?”

wuqingqianqiazheyao,yijiushimanliandebufuqi。

pingshaa?tazuoweishoushuwujinlixiahehezhangongdetianjiediyinvzhanshen,tangelianaizala。

tadanshenduoshaonianle,haoburongyipengdaogeduiyande,xianzaizuihaimeiqinshangjiubeifale。

“你说说,凭啥!”

wuqingqianbaxuanniaobaozaihuaili,jiuzhemaomaofenkaidewen。

neixuanniaoguaiguaiderenyoutabao,zuilishuochudehuayeshiyousongyouruo。

“俺也不知道……”

zhengshuozhe,zheikongjianlidebaiguanghuranyishanyishan,yuanchuchuxianyixuanliduomu,shanzhewuyanliuseguangmangdexuanwo,neixuanniaofanyingguolai,dahandao。

“zhuren,nikuaizuohaozhunbei,womenyaochufale!!!”

neixuanwoxingxingdiandiandewangwaimaozhebaiguang,jiangyirenyiniaoxunsuxijinqizhong,zhiliuxiaxuanniaodeyuyinzaizheikongjianlihuidang。

……

“清浅,吃饭了!”

“jintianzaoshangbushihaiyaoqugongsimianshima?chidaolekebuhao,mamahenishuo,nvhaizihaishiyaochilezaocancaiyouyingyanghejiankang……”

menwaiqiaomenshengbuduanxiangqi,yigechongmanshaonvxindexiaofangjiannei,yiweikeaiqiaopidenvhaichuanzhefensedeshuiyi,baozhehuailideyingwushuidezhengxiang。

zhouranjianbeijiaoxing,tarourouyanjing,zuoqishenlai,kanzhezijizheiyishenruanmengdedaban,xinlizhenjing。

zadihaiyaogaironghuanmaoa。

erpanchuanlaixuanniaonuojijideshengyin。

“zhuren,bianrongmaoshiweilegenghaotiehejiaosela,zheijiushirenleishijie,zanmenzheiyishiderenwujiushiruzhinijintianzhunbeiqumianshideneijiagongsi……”

budengxuanniaoshuowan,wuqingqiantiaoletiaomei,zixindao。

“这么简单?”

mianshiruzhihaibujiandan,zheibushiqingqingsongsongjiunanielema。

neixuanniaoyeleyixia,zaicikaikou。

“bushibushi,zhuren,zhenzhengderenwu,shigonglveneijiagongsidezongcai,xiehansheng,tajinnianershibasui,nianjiqingqingjiuyijingdaxialejudadeshangyejiangshan。”

“zheixiehanshengkebujiandan,takeshizheigeshijiededafanpai!sannianzhihou,tahuichengweizheigeshijiezuiyouquanyoushiderenwu,ranhouganxiashubuqingdehuaishi!”

“niderenwu,jiushigonglveta,rangtayihoubuyaoganhuaishi!zhuren,wohuibianchengyingwupeizainishenbian,danbierenkanbujianwo,yetingbujianwoshengyinwo。”

tingdaozheixie,wuqingqianzaiciranqixinxin,tazuixihuanyoutiaozhanxingdenanrenle,zijihuodesuishujiqianwannian,yueliwushu,haipadiaobudaofanpai?。

“fangxinba,baodeya,wozaitianjiedeshihoukeshizhannangaoshou,sheijiandaowodouyaobeiwojimidaode。”

……

kanwuqingqianzheifujiaoaoyang。

xuanniaobuyu,xuanniaozhishiyiweideyangtoutanqi。

chiguozaofan,wuqingqianjiuzhibenmianshididian。

tazheifushentizhangdehenshijiaoxiaokeai,lianyuanrunerxiao,yishuangshuiguangdegougouyanwumengmengde,jiqiyinrenlianai,chengshudezhiyexizhuangquntaozaishenshangyouyigushuobuchulaidefengyun。

“zhuren,nijintianqumianshidegangweijiushineiweixiehanshengdemishu,youqingtixing,mianshiguankebuhaoshuohua。”

wuqingqianpailepaitadenaodai,huyanluanyudao。

“fangxinba,zaizenmebuhaoshuohua,hainengnachazibawochachuqubucheng?wozheimerenjianrenai,huajianhuakai……”

zhengshuozhe,jiuyijingdaolegongsidalouxia。

zheixieshigongsiduduzhanjuleyizhengdongdalou,yanqianjianzhuxiudehaohuaqipai,shenzhihaijiangjiuyidiandiandelinglifengshui,bawuqingqianzheiyangdeshenxiandouzirundehenshishufu,renbuzhuxiangwanglizuan。

dengdailezuzubanxiaoshi,zaiwuqingqianrenbuzhukeshuideshihou,zhongyujinrumianshihuanjie。

jintiandemianshihenshizhengshi,jiuzaizongcaibangongshi,pangbiandeyiweichuanzhegaolingjinshenheisemaoyideshuaigezuozaizhengzhongjiandeyizishang,hekehudazhedianhua。

jianwuqingqianjinlai,zhishiqingtiaoletiaomei,youdianjingyalaimianshiderenhexiangxiangzhongdeyoudianbutaiyiyang——wuqingqianjianlishangxiede985yanjiusheng,ershijijianmianqueneimekeaixiaozhi。

“shima?hahahaha,neihengaoxinghewangzonghezuo,zhuwomenhezuoyukuai……”

erlingwaiyibiandexiaoshafa,zeshiwuqingqianherenshidemianshi。

wuqingqiandexinquanranbuzaimianshishang,takanzhebuyuanchuzhengzaidazhedianhuadeshuaige,meisedangxia,tazuililiudekoushuineishiyigunyouyigun。

wokao!!!zheiyetaishuaile,haoxiangjiehuitiangongdangxianchong!!!

neixiehanshengfasejihei,xisuidefasanluozaigaotingdemeigu,qingmobandetaohuayanshensuisihai,fusejibai,yanpanchudaizhejifenqiadaohaochudehongyun。

一个字,娇艳无比。

zhengxiangzhe,erbianbuyueeryansudejianlishengyinxiangqi。

“nizaizoushenshenmeni?youmeiyoulimaoyoumeiyouzunzhong?”

wuqingqianhuangranhuiguoshenlai。

yanqiandemianshiguanchuanzheyishenheisexizhuang,kanzheyanqianruanmengdeshaonv,yandishanguoyimoqingmie,tamiansebushandewendao。

“nidexuelishihenchuse,yangmaozhangdeyouxienianqing,buzhidaoniyoushenmetezhangmeiyou?”

wuqingqianweiweisisuodeyifan,tashiyigeshenxian,danshiyigepingpingfanfandeshenxian,renjianfazhanjiqiannian,tagaihuidedouhui,danzaizijikanlaibingbuzhiyiti,shuoqitezhang……

ng……zijijipiqi,youyoudiantuoyan,haiyousanfenzhongredu,haiaitoulan……haiyoudianhaose。

“woa,wozhixinglitebieqiang,zuoshitebiezhudong,danyoushihouyounengchenzhelengjingsikao,jinshenduidaishiwu,youshihouhaiaitansuogenggaoxiaodezhixingfangfa……duile,woduimeidexinshangnenglitebieqiang!”

xuanniaozaipangbianjideluanfei,xiwangzijiyouxiudanbukaopudezhurenxianzainengjidiankaopudedaan,zuihoutingjianzheige,chenggongwunaidaodi,liangyanyiheiyouyihei。

真……

jipiqi——zhixingliqiang。

youdiantuoyan——jinshenduidaishiwu。

aitoulan——aitansuogaoxiaozhixingfangfa。

haose——duimeidexinshangnenglitebieqiang。

tingjianzheiyangyifanqianyanbudahouyudehua,neimianshiguanzhijiemeilenaixin,zhanqishenlaishangshangxiaxiasaoshilewuqingqian,buxiegouqiyimolengxiao,henshikanbuqidao。

“baoqian,nizheiyangde,meiyoutongguomianshi。”

梧清浅错愕,问道。

“不是,凭啥啊?”

neimianshiguanzhijiebuliren,wushileta,zhuanshenzoudaoxiehanshengshenpanghuibaomianshiqingkuang。

neixiehanshenghaimeiyoudawandianhua,hedianhuaneitouzhunbeihezuoderenbutinghanxuanzhe,dalegeshoushirangmianshiguandengdeng。

wuqingqiantaolegemeiqu,zijiyebushishenmehaopiqibeirentielenglianhaibabadetieshangquderen。

renjiabuyaota,tahainenglaizaineibuzoubucheng?

wuqingqianzhanqishenjiuwangwaizou,zuilididigugu,naozhexiaopiqi。

“wozheiyangde?shenmewozheiyangde?nimenrenleilaiwomiaolibailaibaiqudeqiucaideshihoukebushizheifanzuilianni。”

“dangchubaiwodeshihou,shuoaiyaaiyaquanshijiezuishanliangzuimeilidexuannvniangniang,kuailaiwoshenbianbaoyoubaoyou,xianzaizhenlaileyoubuleyi。”

zheiliwuqingqianqianjiaoganggangtachubangongshidemen。

neitouxiehanshengdianhualidewangzonglimadao:“baoqiana,womenzanshibunengheguisihezuo。”

谢寒声:???

tadazhehaha,yuqilimanshijinzhanghebuqueding,hanshuijinshilelingkou。

“wangzong,zanmenbushishuohaolema,wangzong?wangzong?”

dandianhuabeilikeguaduandeshengyincongerpanchuanlai,xiehanshengbunaiderouleroumeixin,junxiucangbaidelianshangdaizheweiweidebonu。

neigangganghaixiaozhangbahudemianshiguanxianzaizhanzaizijiazongcaipangbian,daqibuganchuyisheng,shengpachenglebeiqiannudeduixiang。

taxianzaizaisisuozheruheliuchuqu。

“叩叩叩。”

zongcaibangongshideqiaomenshengzaicixiangqi,menbeituikai,louchuyigemaorongrongdenaodai。

miandaixiaorongdewuqingqian:“saoruisaorui,wobaobaoluozaizheila。”

tasilaixiangquhaishixiangzaizhengquyixia,bijingshizijigailidejie,renwuzaishen。

qishizuidademudehaishixiangduokanyiyanmeinan。

xiehanshengzhengchouzhaobudaonuqifaxiededuixiangni,yijianwuqingqianjinlai,zhizhetajiuyaokaima。

jieguoneiwangzongdedianhuayoudajilexiehansheng,libianheaideshengyinchuanlai。

“xiaoshenga,wosilaixiangqu,nishiwanbei,wangshuzonggaijinizheigejihui。”

xiehanshengtaitoukanleyiyanyanqiandeshaonv,xinlinuqiyesanlejifen,gankaitalaideshihoudehaoyun。

zheicidehezuoshiyigedadan,erqieshizhizhuanbupeidedanzi,yidanhewangzongdegongsidachenghezuo,neimexieshijituandeshilihuigengshangyicengloulou。

xiehanshengzoudaochuangbianhewangzonggoutong,neimianshiguanjiwuqingqianshilegeyanse。

“haibukuaichuqu,danwuleshiernipeideqima?”

wuqingqiandiandiannaodai,sanbuyihuitoukanxiehansheng,naqibaomanmannuodaomenkou。

tadejiaoganggangtazaineimenjianshang。

xiehanshengdexinlijiushanguoyimobuxiangdeyugan。

果然。

“hanshenga,wosilaixiangquhaishibutuo,zheicidehezuoxiangmutaidataizhongyaole,bushihenimennianqingrenjieshou……”

dianhuaneitouwangzongdeshengyinzaicixiangqi。

谢寒声:???

bushi,youhezuoyoubuhezuode,daodishinaonayanga。

tazaisanjiwangzongbaozheng,qishuobashuo,dandianhuaneitouderenshizhonghaibaochiyigeyoulibudingdetaidu。

bishiwuqingqianhaizhanzaimenjianshang。

xiehanshengcuoedetaiqitou,wangxiangyuanchudasuanlikaidewuqingqian,xinlishanguoyimobukesiyideniantou。

难道???