第1章 赶鸭上架

yaojieyoubeizijifuzedezuozhekengle。

taxiangbumingbaiweishenmezuozheduangeng,duzhedeyuanqihuibaofuzaitashenshang。

erzheigezuozhe,haishixiaoshuowangzhanrenqipaixingdierdezuojia。

zaizheigekengdiezuozhesuoyoudeshuzhong,qianqidefanpaineijiaoyigererenai,benlaishigenzhengmiaohongdedahaoqingnian,quebeizuozhezhemodesiquhuolai,zuizhongheihuachengweifanpai,yixinyiyigaoshiye,kexizongzailichenggongyibuzhiyaoshishibai,jiejuwubiqican。

fanpaima,doushimeiyouhaoxiachangde。

danshifanpairenqitaigao,tamenshibaideliyouyouhenqipa,duzhebiaoshiyaonasishimidadaozhuishata,ranhou?ranhouzheihuojiuduangengle。

fanpairenqijugaobuxia,kengdiezuozherenjianzhengfa,beicuiduzheyuanqichongtian。yushi,yaojiebeiyigezicheng“duzhezhiyou”dexitong,lajinlezuozhedexiaoshuozhong。

“nijiangjinruzheisigegushidangzhong,zhiyoubangzhufanpai,wanchengtamenbeiposhibaideshiye,nicaikeyihuijia。”duihuakuanglengbingbingdishuo,“tebietixing,zheisicirenwu,zhishaochenggongyibanhuoyishang,cainengjiangnichuansonghuijia,fouzejiangyongyuantingliuzaigushizhong!”duihuakuangxianshiwanzheijuhuazhihoujiuxiaoshile,yaojiesuihouliangyanyihei,yunleguoqu。

“shuangqing,qiaoshuangqing,xingxing!”

yaojiebeirenhuangxing,zhengyanzhijianyigeduantoufanvrenjiaojidikanzheta,“doushenmeshihoulehaishui!mashangjiugainipaile,ganjinzhunbeiyixia。”

yaojiemimihuhudedianlexiatou,zuoleqilai,neinvrenjiantaqingxing,songlekouqi,zuozaitapangbianyizishangheshui。

yaojierouleroutaiyangxue,faxianzijishenchuyigehaoxiangjingqudedifang,shenbiandoushilailaiwangwangdegongzuorenyuan,yiqunkangzhesheyingji、shouyinqi、fanguangbandezhengzaibuyuanchudiaozhengweizhi,zaikanzijishenshang,yixiyuzhouweigegeburudebaiseguzhuang,yiqiedoushuomingzheilizhengzaipaixi,erta,jiushizheilideyanyuan。

zheixiatachediqingxingle,gangchuanyuejiuyaopaixi,zheisheikangdezhu。

tahuixiangqigangcaixitongdejieshao,zheibenshujiao《jingtouwaidegushi》,yulequannixiwen,ertashiyigehaowuyanji、kaolianchifan,haixihuanjibierenshibanzidedanghongxiaohuadan——qiaoshuangqing。

“qiaoshuangqing!nifashenmedaini?”yipangdenvrenjiantadaikanzheziji,cuicudao,“mashangjiuyaokaipaile,nitaicijizhulemei?”

kanlaizheiweijiushiqiaoshuangqingdejingjiren,zhoujie。

“e……taici……”yaojie,yejiushixianzaideqiaoshuangqing,manlianmengbi,muguangsichusousuojubendeshenying。

zhoujiejiantazheifumoyang,aihao:“gunainai!zheishizuihouyichangxile,jiuliangjutaici,biegaosuwonihaimeijizhu!”shuozhetanaqishenbianxiaozhuoshangdeyitazhi,paizaiqiaoshuangqingshenshang。

qiaoshuangqingditouyikan,manmandeguoujuqixipumianerlai,zhijianfengmianxiezhe“jiuzhongzhixia”sigezi,qiaoshuangqingjiushinvzhu。zhoujiezhijitakanzheichangxidetaici,guozhenzhiyouliangjuhua。

“wodayingni,zheibuxishaqinglejiurangnifangjia,zanzuihoushikebiediaolianzixingbuxing?”zhoujiekenqiedikanzheqiaoshuangqing。

qiaoshuangqingyilianguaiqiaodidiantou,neixinyukuwulei,jiusuanganyazishangjiayemeiyouzheimegandea!

wufenzhonghou,tayingzhetoupizoudaosheyingjiqian,gentadaxideshiyigenanyanyuan,zaojiudaole,zhanzailailaiwangwangdejuzurenyuanzhizhong,kanqilaigegeburu,kanjianqiaoshuangqingzoulai,chongtalimaodidianlediantou,xiaoleyixia。

tazheiyixiao,qiaoshuangqinglengzhule,yinweicikezheiweirenxiongdetoudingshanglvguangshanshuo,xitongshifenyoucunzaigandetixingta,zheiweijiushicicidegonglverenwu——xiechi,weilaidedayingdi,ertaxianzaihaizhishiyigepaolongtaodexiaojiaose。

xiangqigangcaizhoujiegentashuozheishi“jiuzhongzhixia”dezuihouyichangxi,tadalegehanzhan。yejiushishuo,xiechixianzaiyijingjinglilebeiqiaoshuangqingwushi,paixituzhongbeisuiyidaduan,shenzhiyinweiqiaoshuangqingxianmafanerbeishanjianlexifendengdeng,yixilieqiaoshuangqinggande“haoshi”。

weiyizhideqingxingdeyidianshi,tahaimeiyouyujiannvzhu。

zaijihusuoyoudeyanqingxiaoshuoli,fanpaidoushiyigeaierbudedecunzai,kelianxiechizheigefanpaibujinaierbude,haiyinaishenghen,zhemozijihaizhemobieren。nvzhushixiechibeicanjiejudeqidonganniu,suoyizhiyaohaimeiyujiannvzhu,yiqiejiudouyoujiu。

xiechijiantadingzhezijibudong,chushengtixing:“qiaolaoshi?”

qiaoshuangqinghuiguoshenlai,zijueganga。zheigexiechigaogaoshoushou,yishenheisejingzhuangjintiezhetadeyaoshen,xiandeshifenganlian,quezaikandaotaliuchangdexiaexianshiruanhuaxialai,pingtianyisiwenhe,ertacikemeiyandaixiao,jingshensiyiweijianghuzhonglaiquwuyingdexiaosaxiake。

zhangchengzheiyangjuranzhishipaolongtaode,zheishedingyetaicheledianba?zhiqianbeiqiaoshuangqingneiyangbugongpingdeduidai,xianzaijuranhainengduizijirucilimao,tapiepiezui,xinxudemeigankanta,zhishi“ng”leyisheng。

“gebumenzhunbei,action!”daoyanhuayinluoxia,xiechiyilianjiaojidipaoguolai,putongguixia,“gongzhu,dajunyijinggongdaochengwaile,qingninxianzou!”

tadashengxialaitouyicipaixi,duifanghaishigefanpai,jinzhangdezhiduosuo,anzhaojubenxianhuixiuzi,gaoshengdao:“jiusuanquantianxiarendoubuxinta,woyebuhuixintade!”

yubi,quanchangsiji,yougexiaoguniangxiangxiao,yingshengshengyaozhuzuichunbiezhule。

zhoujiefue,xiaoshengshuo:“cuole!shi‘woyebuhuibuxinta’!”

qiaoshuangqingshanshandipiaoletayiyan:“buhaoyisi……”

重新再来。

“jiusuanquantianxiarendoubuxinta,wo……a!”zheicishiyaoleshetou。

再来……

“卡!”

再……

“卡!”

tahenbudezhaogedifengzuanjinqu,duanduanyijuhuanglezheimeduoci,xiechiyijingguilewushuci,yinyuedounengkandetaetoushangdehanzhu,dantameiciguixiaquhaishihengancui。

zhoujieyijingmeiyankanle,daoyanchaojinzhoumeitoudeqiaoshuangqinganweidao:“qiaolaoshikendingshishentibushufu,meishiha,zanmenzailaiyici。”zhuanlianyouchongxiechihechi,“nihaohaopeihexingbuxinga?zheidoupaijicile!”

xiechisihujianguanlezheiyangqingkuang,juranhaobushengqi,weixiaoyingxia:“duibuqidaoyan,jidajiatianmafanle。”

qiaoshuangqingyiting,meitouzhoudegengshenle,xiayishijiushuo:“daoyan,shiwodewenti,zenmenengguaitani?”