“niubiaxiaoming，nijintiantainiubile！zhijiebaneizhanvmakule！shuang！”
chenhehaozhihuniubi，zhiganjuebidafeijihaishuang！
taqishiyizhitingbushuangfanhonglinde。
danfanshigemingyanren，doukandechulaifanhonglinjiushigezhanv。
chenhehaozhiqianyeduociquanchumingbuyaoquzhuizheizhongnvdele。
dantiangoushangtoule，zenmekenengquandezhua？
没想到。
xiaomingjintianjingranxingwule！
chumingquehurantingxialejiaobu，niutouyongyizhongwubifuzademuguangkanzheta。
“ganma？”chenhehaoyileng。
chumingtanlekouqi：“haozi，nishuonizheimekailangdeyigeren，zenmejiuturanxiangbukaileni？”
“？”
chenhehaomengle：“shenmewanyijiuxiangbukaile？nituranzhounidiegansha？bushi，wozenmeganjueniconggangcaibeifanhonglinjujuezhihou，zhenggerenjiubuduijingleni！”
“meishi，doubuzhongyaole。”
chumingxiaolexiao，jixuxiangsushezouqu：“congjintiankaishi，nidiejiuyaoqifeile。”
“什么玩意……”
chenhehaoyilianmomingqimiaodegenleshangqu。
zouzaixiaoyuanzhong，kanzheneiyidaodaochuanzhexiaofu、qingchunyangyideshenying，tingzheshaonianshaonvmenbushixiangqidehuanshengxiaoyu。
chumingyanzhongshanguoyisihuiyi。
tayijingbujidezijigaokaokaoleduoshaofenle，jiujidezijizhikaolegedazhuan。
nazhefuqinjidexuefei，shuoshiqushangxue，jieguogenbenmeiqubaoming，dasuannazheqianquchuangyezuoweishang。
dangshixiangchengwei“gaoji**”deta，xuyaodunyiwankuaidehuo，danxuefeizhiyouwuqian。
chumingzhinengzhaochenhehaozaijiewuqian。
houzheerhuameishuo，zhijiebatajinchangdalelianggeyueluosidegongziquanfaguolaile，yigongqiqian。
bingqieshuo：‘xiaoming，chuangyechenggonglejidedainidiefeia！’
结果……
chumingdundeneiyiwandehuo，genbenmaibuchuqu，daotoulaiquanzazaishoushangle，qiongdelianfandouchibuqi。
zuihouhaishikaozhechenhehaodejieji，bingqiejitajieshaoleyigechanglidegongzuo，caihuanguolaide。
danshineiqiqiankuai，chumingyizhimeihai。
yinweijiuzai2019nian2yue15hao，taturandezhichenhehaotiaolou***dexiaoxi……
dangshizijidecuoehezhenjing，chumingzhidaoxianzaihaijiyiyouxin。
“nixiaozixingwulejiuhao，wozaojiushuole，tiangoushimeiyouhaoxiachangde！nishibuzhidao，woneitianhaikanzhefanhonglinheyigegaoerdenandezaixiaoshulin……”
chenhehaozaiyipangtaotaobujue，zhiqianhenduoguanyufanhonglindeshiqing，tadoubuganhechumingshuo，jintianzongsuanshibutubukuaile！
shuodaozuihou，talailejuzongjie：“lianaigoudoubutan！”
“……”
chumingpieletayiyan，baochichenmo。
zheixiaozizaibiyehoujinchangdagong，xihuanshangleyigechangmei，huashentiangou，zhankaifengkuangzhuiqiu。
zuizhong，quebeichangmeijilvle。
于是就想不开了……
哎。
nandaomeigenanrendeyishengzhong，zonghuiyouyicidangtiangoudejinglima？
chumingbuyoudexiangqilailuxunshuoguodeyijuhua：chireerzhenchengdeaiqing，yigenanrenyishengzhongdouhuijingliyici，yeshiweiyiyici。
tajuedezheijuhuashuodehendui。
weiyidewentishi……yebuzhidaodaodishibushiluxunshuode。
henkuai，liangrenhuidaolesushe。
chumingyijinmenjiudakaiyijufanzhaoqilai。
“你找啥呢？”
chenhehaoyihuodao：“huashuonitaokedaodiyaoganmaa？niyiqiankedoubugantaokede，jindaodizale？”
chumingfanchulejijianheshideyifu，dandandao：“zhunbeipaigeshipin。”
“啥？拍视频？”
chenhehaomengle，jingyadao：“nibuhuixiangxiangbanshangneijigediaomaoyiyang，paidiankuaishoudetuweishipinba？”
“jinriniaidabuli，mingrinigaopanbuqi？？”
tahaiyiweichumingbiaobaibeiju，xinxuelaichaoxiangwandiangadeni！
“……”
chumingwuyudekanletayiyan。
zheigeshijiandian，kuaishouqueshishiduanshipinlingyudelongtoulaoda。
gezhongjingshenxiaohuodetuweiyulu，yequeshizaikuaishoushangfeichangliuxing。
chenhehaodecaicehenheli。
danhenxianran，chumingmeineimenaotan。
tagangcaizaijiaoshilibaoshafanhonglin，zhishishunshouerwei。
qishinaoziliyizhizhuomozhe，zijizheiyishi，yinggaizenmezaiduanshipinlingyuqibu。
18nian1yue，hulianwangshipinlingyudexianzhuangshishenmeni？
toubu，rengranshiaiqiyi、youku、qieshipinzheileichuantongdezhangshipinpingtai。
duanshipinganggangjinrubaofashifazhanqi。
kuaishouzuoweiduanshipinyige，rurizhongtian。
huoshanxiaoshipin、neihanduanzireduhuobao。
chongchizhegezhongdisu、boyanqiudeneirong。