第1章 体验反派的生活

“xiaohulu,zaijiwoyicijihui。”guanjiajiamanlianbeiweidiwangzhexukongzhongneiyigehulumoyangdexiaodongxi。

言辞恳切。

【wozaijinggaonizuihouyibian,wobujiaoxiaohulu!wojiaoxiaojingang!!】

piaofuzaibankongzhongdexiaohulubeiguanjiajiadezheijuhuajinu,feichangbushuangdizaikongzhongzhuanlehaojigequaner。

“haohaohaoxiaojingang,baituonizaijiwoyicijihui。”

【buxing!zuoweiyigezhengzhishanliangdexitong,shiyoudixiande,wobuhuiyunxunizaiwodedixianshangfanfuhengtiao!jiranzaiwanchengzheigerenwudeguochengzhongshibaile,neinijiuyaojieshouzijidechengfa。】

guanjiajiabeiqidebuqing,“denghuier——nijiwohaohaoshuo,wozenmejiuchupengdaolenidedixian?erqie……woderenwumeiyoushibai!”

tingdaoguanjiajiazheimelizhiqizhuangdeyuqi,xiaojingangdunshilenghengleyisheng,【worangnizuoderenwushizhengjiufanpai,fangzhitaheihua,jieguonini?zaixianxiaweimiananzhongcuanduozhefanpaijiasuheihua,bazhenggeshijiedoujizhale,nizheihaijiaomeiyoushibai?nirangwozenmegenzhushenjiaodai?!】

guanjiajiatingdaozheili,xinxudiheiheileyisheng。

zheishitadiyigerenwu,duiyiqiedouchongmanlehaoqi,sheizhidaotazaifanpaidexinlidiweizheimegao,suibianyijuhuajiubarenjicijiheihuale,heihuawanzhijiekaidazhaomielezhenggeshijie。

“haomahaoma,wozhidaocuole,zuoshenmedouyoudiyicima,renjiayiqianyoumeiyoujingyan,duiyiqiedoutaihaoqila,sheizhidaoneifanpaijingranzheimecuiruobukanyiji,wocaigangshuoleliangjuhua,tajiuheihuawanchengle,zheisudu,dahuojiandouzhuibushanga!”

xiaojingangxiangqiguanjiajiashuodeliangjuhua。

diyiju:nijiushifanpaia?

dierju:niqueshiburunigeshuaia!

benjiuduizhujiaochongmanyuanhendefanpai,beishenbianzheigezuiqinjinderencijidaodangchangbengkui。

……

【heng。】xiaojingangbeitaqidelihai,kanguanjiajiadaozheizhongshihouhaizaijiaobian,dunshihengleyisheng。

ranhouaojiaodiniutou,yonghulupipiduizheguanjiajia。

“woshuola,zheishizuihouyici,yihouwoyidingguaiguaitingnidehua,anzhaoxitongdeyaoqiurenrenzhenzhenzuorenwu,jueduibuhuizaizizuozhuzhang。”

【zhende?】xiaojingangtingdaobeihouzheizhenzhidedaoqianhebaozheng,xinruanleyixie。

bijingzheishitadaiguodesuzhulimiannianjizuixiaode,shibajiusuidenianji,zhengshiduizheigeshijiechongmanhaoqihetansuodeshihou。

bale,jiuyuanliangtazheiyiciba。

xiaojingangdexinsiganggangyousuosongdong,beihoujiujiudebudaohuiyingdeguanjiajiabaofale,yaozheyachifenfendikanzhexiaojingangdebeiying,mamalielie,“sihulu,chouhulu,yongyuanzhangbudadeaizihulu!zaijiwoyicijihuizenmelema?xiaoqigui,heliangshui,mamadaniwaiwaizui!”

xiaojingangdunshinuhuochongtian。

他转过身。

youyoudidengzheguanjiajia,yaozheyayiziyidundewendao,【nishuoshenme?】

guanjiajiamomingjuedejibeiyouxiefaliang,ranhouxiayishidesuolesuobozi。

“heihei……meishenme……”

xiaojingangzheicichedishengqile,【kanlairangniquzhengjiufanpai,nigenbenbulijiezheigerenwubeihouzhenzhengdemudeshishenme,neijiexialaizheigeweimiannijiuqieshentihuiyixia,fanpaideshenghuodaodiyouduomeheianba!】

jiazazhenuhuodenaiyinzhujiancongercexiaoshi。

guanjiajiadeshentituranjiubiandeyouxiemamu,jinjiezhetadeyishijiubeizhujianbolile。

……

guanjiajiaxingguolaideshihou,jianruideshengyinfangfozaitamingancuiruodeshenjingshangzhuangji,yixiaxiade,jihuyaochuantoutadeermo。

“qilai!zheishininengshuidedifangma?zheishidaxiaojielianqindedifang,nihunshenyouzangyouchoude,shenshangbuzhidaoyouduoshaoxijun,ganjinzou!”

yongrendeshengyinnantingyouxianqi。

baguanjiajiadelizhiconghundunzhizhonglalehuilai。

tamangrandizhengkaiyanjingkanlekansizhou。

yiyanjiukandaonazhexichenqihetuobazhanzaizijimianqiandeyongren。

shiyigesishiduosuidezhongniannvren。

pifubuhao,manlianzhezi,biaoqingkanzhexiongshenesha。

weilebaguanjiajiachaoxing,tafengkuangyongtuobabingzhuangjiyicedezhuojiao,fachucierdeshengyin。

guanjiajiabeipozhanqishen,haimeiyouchengzhushenzi,jiubeiyongrenzhuaizhushouwan,youhenyoumengdibatatuozhuaichuqinfang,daolemenkou,shouzhangpaidazaiguanjiajiadehoubei。

zhijiebatatuichuleqinfang。

guanjiajiadetoubenlaijiuyun,naodailizhenzhendetengtongjiazazhezheigeshijiesuoyoudexinxixijuanerlai。

taliejuzhepudaoleloutibianyuan,shenzichengzaifushoushang。

【huanyinglaidaofanpaideshijie。】xiaojingangdeshengyingewailengkuwuqing。

guanjiajiadeyishizhongyuhuanguolai,tazhengleng,“fanpaideshijie?”

【weilerangnigengjiashenkedemingbaiwomenzhengjiufanpaidemudeshishenme,xiwangsuzhunenghaohaotiyanfanpaideshenghuo。】

guanjiajiatingwan,gangsonglekouqi,qinfangdemenbeirenyibazhuaikai。

yongrenkandaotahaizhanzaimenkou,dunshimeitouyizhou,yuqiyane,“nizenmehaizhanzaizheili?furenjiaodaiguo,rangnilidaxiaojiedeqinfangyuanyidian,bugainixiaoxiangde,jiubuyaozuobairimeng!”

关嘉嘉视线微沉。

【nixianzaidezheigeshentishiguanjiadeerxiaojieguanjiajia,hedaxiaojieguanmengmengshishuangbaotai,dantaxiaoshihoubeirenguaizoule,bannianqiancaibeizhaohuiguanjia,yinweizhiqiandeshenghuohuanjingbuhao,taneixinjiduzibei,guanjiahenduorendoukanbuqita,xiangbijiaoyouyazunguidedaxiaojieguanmengmeng,tajiuxiangshiyigeyinnizaiheianzhongdeyingzi,zaidajiabuduandipengjihedayaxia,tadeneixinzhujianniuqu,zuihou,dangtaanliandenanshenbeiguanmengmengqiangzouzhihou,tachediheihua。】

guanjiajiatingzhexiaojingangdejieshao,yueting,meitouzhoudeyuejin。

这么惨?

“nibameitouzhouneimejinganshenme?nishixiangyaofankangfurendeyisima?jicisanfantixingnibuyaokaojinqinfang,haitianbuzhichiwangshangcou,zhenmeijianguonizheimebuyaolianderen!”

yongrenkanzheguanjiajiadebiaoqing,xiongqiangneishengqiyiguzijibeizheigetubaozibiyideqingxu,dunshipokoudama。

guanjiadesuoyouren,baokuoyongren,doukeyisuiyiduiguanjiajiafapiqi。

eryuanlaideguanjiajiayeyinweixinggeruanruo,conglaibuhuifankang,jibendoushirenyoubainong。

danyanxia,ciguanjiajiayijingfeibiguanjiajia。

tashenmeshihoushoudaoguozheiyangbugongpingdedaiyu?

“你说谁不要脸?”

guanjiajiayanshenbiandeyouxieleng。

yongrenbeitazheigeturandeyanshenzhendexinzangyizhan,danshizhuanyanjiupingjingxialai,“shuonibuyaolian!yebukankannizaiguanjiadediwei,niganduiwodahuxiaojiao?”

“啪——!”

guanjiajiahaobuyouyuditaiqishouduizhetadelianshanleyibazhang。

“woshenmeshenfen?woshiguanjiadeerxiaojie,nizhishiyigeyongren,nishuowoshenmeshenfen?”

guanjiajiadeyuqihenleng,yanshenhenlikandeyongrenyijing。

guanjiajiazenmehuranzhijianbiandezheimeheren?

yiqian,buguantamaduomenantingdehua,guanjiajiadoubuganfankang,zenmexianzaixingqingdabian?