看到我军训用定制脸盆后,舍友疯了第4章

wojiangzhoulingdefengyanfengyuhegesheng,quandoululexialai。

tachangdezhengqijing,womadeshipindianhuadalejinlai。

我点了接通。

“momo,shengrikuaile!mamajinijilegedaxiangzi,shoudaomeiyou?”

womawenroudeshengyintouguotingtongchuanlai。

zhoulingdegeshengshunjiankaqiao。

woduizheshoujixiaolexiao,“haimeini,ma,yinggaikuaidaole。”

“neijiuhao,limianyoujinideshengriliwu,haiyouxiechide,jidefenjishiyoumen。”

womayoudingzhuleyiju,“chumenzaiwai,yaohetongxuehaohaoxiangchu。”

wongleyisheng,guaduandianhua。

zhoulinglimachixiaochusheng,“zhuang,jiezhezhuang,haimama?pabushinidejinzhugandieba?”

tagangyaojixufangge,sushemenjiubeiqiaoxiangle。

kuaidiyuanbaozheyigebanrengaodedazhixiangzhanzaimenkou,

“qingwenlinmozaima?younindekuaidi。”

zhoulingyanjingyiliang,budengwofanying,chongguoqucongkuaidiyuanshouliqiangguolexiangzi。

“我来帮你拿。”

tabaoqixiangzi,zhuanshenjiuwanglouxiachong。

“zhouling,nijiwozhanzhu。”

wolianseyichen,likezhuileshangqu。

sushelouxia,zhoulingjiangneigejudadexiangziwangdishangyireng。

woqidehunshenfadou,chongguoquxiangqianghuixiangzi,quebeitayibatuikai。

tacongdoulitaochuyigebuzhicongnanonglaidexiaolaba,dakailekaiguan。

“zouguoluguobuyaocuoguoa,beibaoyangdelinmoliangxinfaxianla。”

“teyibajinzhusongdedongxinachulaifenjidajia,renrenyoufen,doulainaa。”

tadejiaohanshengxiyinlelailaiwangwangdetongxue。

henkuai,sushelouxiajiuweileyiquanren。

zhoulingdeyidihuanshiyiquan,ranhouyongmeigongdaohuakaizhixiang。

tazhuaqiyibabaozhuangjingmeideqiaokeli,xiangtiannvsanhuayiyangrengxiangrenqun。

“lailailai,douchangchang,jinzhujiadetangguoshishenmeweierde。”

yourenqihong,yourenhongqiang。

woqideshuangyantonghong,neixiedoushiwomaqinshouweiwozuode。

jiezhe,tayoucongxiangzilitaochujitaozhanxindehufupinlihe,kanyebukanjiurenglechuqu。

“haiyouzheige,buzhidaoshishenmepaizi,nahuiqutujiaoba。”

renqungengjiasaodongle,jigerenweileqiangyigelihe,chadiandaqilai。

wobeijigekanrenaodenvshenglanzhe,zhinengyanzhengzhengdikanzhezheiyiqie。

zhidao,tacongxiangzizuidixia,nachuyitiaodiedezhengzhengqiqidemibaiseweijin。

neishiwomamaqinshouweiwozhideyangrongweijin,shangmianhaixiuzhewodemingzisuoxie。

“yo,zheipoweijinkanqilaibuzhiqiana。”

zhoulingxianqididianledian,suishourengzaidishang。

yigeluguodenanshengjianqilai,xiaozhedoukai,zhijiepuzaishenhoudeshijieshang,yi**zuolexiaqu。

“hei,haitingruanhe,dianzheshufu。”

我再也站不住了。

woyonglibokaineijigenvsheng,chongleguoqu,“batahaijiwo。”

neigenanshengyilianmomingqimiao,“nisheia?zheibushitabuyaodema?”

woshenshouquqiang,quebeizhoulingyibalanzhu。

tahelingwaijigekanrenaodenvsheng,jiangwosisiweizaizhongjian。

“zenme?linmo,shebudele?”

talianshangshiniuqudekuaiyi,“nibushihenyouqianma?haizaihuyitiaopoweijin?”

tashuozhe,congxiangzilizhuaichuyige**kuandebaobao,

shiwomateyituorencongbalijiwopaihuilaideshengriliwu。

tababaorengzaidishang,taiqijiao,yongtaneishuangzhanmannidiandeyundongxie,henhendicaileshangqu。

一下,两下,三下。

zhanxindepimianshang,shunjianbumanlejiaoyinhehuahen。

tasihuhaijuedebugou,youtaijiao,jiangneigejiazhiliuweishudebao,xiangtilajiyiyang,tidaowodejiaobian。

“zheixieangzangdedongxi,wobangnichulidiaole,buyongxie。”

tazhizhewo,duizhesuoyourendashengdishuo。

“kandaomei,zheijiushibaijinnvdexiachang。”

renqunzhongbaofachucierdehongxiaohefuhesheng。

“活该。”

“jiushi,zheizhongrenjiugaibeizheimeduifu。”

我低下头,

看着满地的狼藉,

kanzheneitiaobeidangchengzuodiandeweijin,

heneigebeicaidemianmuquanfeidebao。

ranhou,wotaochushouji,botongleyigehaoma。