第1章

【mianzeshengming:shuzhongdexuexiaoshidaxue,yunanzhuyouguanxidenvxingjiaosequanbunianman18sui。】

【weiletishengdairugan,duiyulaoshidejiaofa,yijikechenganpai,anzhaohanmanhehanjuzhongchangjiandegaozhonglai。】

【jiaosecankaotu,zaimeizhanghoumiandezuozheyouhuashuoli。】

ok,jiaodaiwanbi,zhijiecharu...zhengwen。

【gongxisuzhu,ninhuodelechuanyueqitashijiedejihui,qingwenshifoujieshou?】

【接受】【拒绝】

linxiangyujindingzhedouyinjiemianshangtuwutiaochudexuanxiang,meiyousihaoyouyu,shouzhizhijiechuoxiangle“jieshou”。

huanzuopangren,xingxuhaihuizhuomozhezaiguanwangguanwang,bijingzaidouyinzheipingtaishang,zheileiwuhuabamendexuanzebingbushaojian。

linxiangyudianjieshou,zhishixiangchouchouliangzhongxuanxiangdezhanbiqingkuang,yagenmeibazheishierdangzhen。

kesheinengxiangdao,gangyixuanding,yanqianjiushunjiandanchuxitongjiemian。

yucitongshi,naohaizhongqingxidixiangqiyishengqingcuide“ding”。

yibanrenmianduizheiguiyizhuangkuang,kenenghuimanxinyihuo,shenzhijibeifaliang。

danlinxiangyufeidanmeibeihedao,fanergandaoyichangdexingfen。

zuoweizishenwangwenmi,zheizhongzhankai,takeshipanletaijiutaijiu。

【shouxianyongcitiaodefangshi,bangsuzhukuaisudezongjiewanzheiyishi。】

linxiangyuyikandaoliaotiankuanglideneirong,likechezhesangzihan:“dakebubi!”

raner,neimomingchuxiandejiemianhenaohailideshengyin,jiugenmeitingjianside,ziguzidikaishizongjieqilai。

【废物的孕育】

【废物的诞生】

【糟糕的婴儿】

【莫欺少年穷】

【....】

【穷疯了】

【....】

【死者为大】

【盗墓贼的眼泪】

【骨灰被扬】

【空棺】

dengzheixiecitiaoyigunaoquandanchulaihou,linxiangyuwunaiditanlekouqi,tucaodao:“nizheizuikezhensun,suishuowozhidaonishuodebushiwo,dannizheixingweikebudidao。”

“yinwei...woyougepengyou,kanlezhidingdepofang。”

【你不必掩饰。】

【这没别人。】

linxiangyubenyiweixitongtingbudaozijidunang,zheixiacaijingjue,zheixitongbudannengtingjian,hainenglimahuiying。

zheimekanlai,gangcaixitongchuncuishiguyishuatani。

linxiangyurenbuzhutucaodao:“nizheixitongyetaibuzhuanyeleba?”

【woshijingguopeixunde。】

“nimenxitongpeixunshi,nixuanxiudeshirumaxue?”

xitongmeiyouzaihuiyinglinxiangyu,ziguzidekaishilebenzhigongzuo。

yi、pingxingshijie:neishiyuxianshisicengxiangshiqueyoujieranbutongdeqimiaotiandi。zaizheili,lishideguijihuoxushaoyoupiancha,kejidefazhanfangxianghuoxudaxiangjingting。

nijiangyoujihuijianzhengbieyangdewenmingxingshuai,tiyanwanquanbutongderenshengbaitai,quwajueyinzangzaiwushugepingxingshikongzhongdeshenmibaozang。

er、yingshishijie:neixiecengzaiyingmushanglingnirexuefeiteng、shanranleixiadejingdianchangjing,jijiangchushoukeji。

ninengyuhaolaiwudapianlidechaojiyingxiongbingjianzuozhan,huoshiyudaoguozhumingnvyanyuanhezuo。

san、manhuashijie:rexueyumengxiangjiaozhidexuanlanwutai,kuazhangdehuafengxiashiyongbuximiedemaoxianjingshen。

wulunshichuansuozairenzhecunyuqiangdaduishouyijuegaoxia,haiyuhaizeituangongtongxunzhaobaozang,meiyigehuamiandouchongmanwuxiankeneng,nijiangchengweimanhuazhongzuiyaoyandezhujiao,shuxieshuyuzijiderexuelianzai。

si、youxishijie:chenjinshidezhenshitiyan,meiyicitiaozhandoushiduiziwojixiandetupo。

zaizheili,celveyuyongqibingcun,baozangyuweijigongsheng,nikeyizaikaifangshijiezhongziyoutansuo,huoshizaijingjichangshangyugaoshouguozhao,congyijiexinshouzhubuchengzhangweichengbayouxishijiedewangzhe,jiesuoneixieyinzangzaidaimashenchudeshenmijiangli。

“yingshishijie。”linxiangyujihushituokouerchu。taganjuezheixitongbutaikaopu,yixiangdaomanhuaheyouxishijielineixiekuazhangdeshedingheweizhidefengxian,xinlijiuzhidagu,shengpazijijinqujiuchubulaile。

xiangbiyumanhuaheyouxi,yingshishijiehaodaihexianshishijieyouxiexiangsi,qimashisanweishijie,shuobudinghainengpingjiezijiduiyingshizuopindelejie,hundefengshengshuiqi。

zhiyupingxingshijiejiusuanle,linxiangyukebuxiangzaiyicizhongdaofuzhe,chengweidaomuzeideyanlei,neizhongbeicandemingyuntakebuxiangzaijingliyici。

【suzhuyixuanzemanhuashijie,jiexialaiqingxuanzemanhuazhonglei。】

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linxiangyutingdaoxitongdebobao,shunjianshayan,manlianyihuodiwendao:“bushi,gemen?nishibushigaocuole?”

【suzhuyixuanzemanhuashijie,jiexialaiqingxuanzemanhuazhonglei。】

???

linxiangyutingdaoxitongxuanzelemanhuashijiehou,wendao:“bushi,gemen?”

【buhaoyisi,wogangcaikale。】

xitongqingmiaodanxiedeyijuhuahou,mianbanshangjiuchuxianlemanhuashijiedexuanxiang。

linxiangyuganjuetahaoxiangtingdaolexitongdexiaosheng,dunshixinzhongshengqiyisibuhaodeganjue,suijishuodao:

“wo**le,mafansongwohuixianshishijie,xiexie。”

【baoqian,bucunzaicixuanxiang,qingzaiyixiaxuanxiangzhongzuochuxuanze:】

【yi、guomanshijie:nongyudeguofengyunwei,dutedewenhuaneihan,dainilinglvebuyiyangdedongfangqihuan。】

【er、rimanshijie:rexue、maoxian、youqing,jingdianderimanyuansu,manzuniduirexueqingchundesuoyouhuanxiang。】

【san、meimanshijie:chaojiyingxiongdeyaolan,yongyouqiangdadechaonengli,zaizhengyiyuxieededuikangzhongzhangxianyingxiongbense。】

【si、hanmanshijie:xinideqingganmiaohui,gaoyanzhidejiaosesheding,langmanyu**bingcundeqimiaoshijie。】

linxiangyumeiyoubanfa,zhinengyingzhetoupijixuxuanzele。

“rimanshijie,zhennanrenjiuyaozhandou,woshiyaochengweihuoyingwangdenanren。”

【xuanzewancheng,likekaishichuansong。】

【叮!】

【chuanyuewancheng,yijiangsuzhuchuansongdaohanmanshijie。】

“韩漫世界?”

“woyaoqurimanshijie,nizaji**hanmanshijielaile?”

【buhaoyisi,wogangcaiyoukale。】

“nikani****,wo*******。”

【chuanyuewancheng,qingzhuyi,jueduibukeyibeitarenfaxianchuanyuezhedeshenfen,fouzejianghuishoudaoshijiepaichi,fashengwufayuliaodeqingkuang。】

【neime,zhunihaoyun。】

tingdaoxitongneijianjiandebobaoshengyin,linxiangyuzuijiaoweiweishangyang,xinzhongananqiexi:“woyupanlenideyupan。”

“zhennanrendangranyaozaihanmandeshijiezhongzhandou,fangzhehemeinvzhandoudeshijiebuxuan,qugenguaishouzhandou,niyiweiwoshishachaa?”

“zheiyishi,wojiangbubeidaodeshufu,buyaorenhejiecao,zaihanmanshijiezhongxiaosadihuoshangyihui。”

“hengsaodaode,zuohuiziji。”

xiayimiao,linxiangyuzhouweideshijiekaishimanmanqingxileqilai,cishidetazhengtangzaichuangshang,fangjianliguanzhedeng。

zaishentinengdonghou,linxiangyulikecongchuangshangpaqilai,xiangyaoquerenzijideyangzi。

mosuolebantianhou,linxiangyunaqichuangshangdeshouji,yongshoujizhaoming,dakailefangjiandedeng。

fangjianlimeiyoujingzi,linxiangyuzhihaojiangshoujidiaodaoqianzhishexiangtou。

yingruyanliandeshiyizhangnianqingshuaiqidelianpang,kanqilaiyinggaishigedaxuesheng,qingchunyangyi,haiyoudianxiaoshuai。

linxiangyumanyididianlediantou,kejinjiezhe,tajiufaxianzijijuranmeiyouhuodeyuanzhudejiyi,xinzhongdunshiyongqiyigubuan,dangjijuedingwenyixiataneikengrendexitong。

“系统。”

“捅子。”

“统哥。”

“统...统?”

buguanlinxiangyuzenmehan,tadexitongdouhaowufanying。

linxiangyuxinzhongyouxienaohuo,tazheigexitongmingxiangenyibanxiaoshuolidebuyiyang,shizaishiyoudiantaikengle。

linxiangyucishiduiyuzheigebukaopudexitongyijingbubaorenhexiwangle。

congxianzaikaishi,tazhunbeikaozijizaizheigehanmanshijielihunxiaqu。

erzaizheigeshijiehunxiaqudediyibu,neijiushixianqushanggecesuo,yinweitaxianzaijidebuxing。

linxiangyuchulefangjianhou,haimeizoujibu,jiukandaolexialoudelouti。

“这是二楼?”

zheiranglinxiangyubuyouxiangqilesimijiaoxuezhongenaiayijiadegeju。

buguo,cishiqiangliedeniaoyiranglinxiangyulaibujiduoxiang,jimangshunzheloutizoulexiaqu。

yiloudeketingcishizhengliangzhedeng,linxiangyulaidaoyilouhou,shunjianjiuzhaodaoleweishengjiandeweizhi。

weishengjianzhengliangzhedeng,limianzhengzaiyourenniudongmenwaishou,menbeilakaiyigefengxi,kanyangzishizhunbeiconglimianchulai。

youyugangcaitaizhejishangcesuo,linxiangyuzhichuanle**jiuxialelou。

jianciqingxing,dangjijuedingxiandaopangbiandechufangliduoyixia。

linxiangyumaozheyaochaozhechufangbenqu,xianggexiaotouyiyang。

cishi,tadexintiaojicudexiangmijidegudian,naohaizhongzhiyouyigeniantou:kuai,zaikuaiyidian,yidingyaoganzaiweishengjianderenchulaiqianduojinqu。

kemingyunsihuzongaizhuonongren,tadejiaojiancaigangchupengdaochufangdebianyuan,haimeilaidejishanshenjinqu,shenhouweishengjiandemen“kada”yisheng,**cuililuodidakai。