第005章 掌嘴二十

cikefulijujiderenyijingyuelaiyueduo,judoushidaguanguirenyiliu。youjigeshuzhegaogaofajidenvzihaoqidixiangzhezheibianzhangwangzhe,songqianqianfennudejihuyaoyaosuiyinya,quebudebuzuochuyifuwenhedebiaoqing:“neianmeimeishuode,yougairuhechuzhitani?”

songchudanranyixiao。“wangmamashijiejieshenbiandelaorenle,meimeibuganshanzuozhuzhang。”

songqianqianqingweiniuqudeqiaolianbaoluletacikedefennu,dantahaibingmeiyouchundaoyinweiyigexiarenbianbanqishitouzalezijidejiaodedibu。

“lairen,jiangwangmamalaxiaquzhangzuiershi,yijingxiaoyou!”

qingcuidezhangzuishenghewangmamadeaijiaocongbuyuanchuchuanlai,songchurenbuzhugoulegouzuijiao,xinqingmomingdeyuyueqilai。songqianqiantieshendebinvjianqiliansebushan,lianmangxiaoxindizoushangqiantixingdao:“xiaojie,gaiqujianlaoyele。”

songqianqianfangcaihuiguoshenlai。zijiganggangshitaile,danyuanmeiyourenzhuyidaocaihao。

songqianqianshouhuixinshen,kanleyiyanfangfoshenmeshidoumeifashengguodesongchu,zaiyerenbuzhubianlengshengdao:“meimeijushangcibeijinzuzhihou,xiangbiyijinghaoyoujirimeijiandiedieleba,buruxianxiajiugenwoyiqiquxiangdiedieqinggeanruhe?”

xiangdaoneitianyixiangheaikeqindediedieduidaisongchudetaidu,songqianqianjiutongkuaidexiangdaxiao。tasongqianqianshizunguidexiangfudinv,jianglaishuobudingyehuishizhigaowushangdehuanghou,erzheigeyinweidiedieyishifanxiadecuowuerchushengdeniezhong,youyoushenmezigehetashuohua!

songchudadadeyanjingkanxiangsongqianqian,qichunweiweiyixiao。songqianqianderuyisuanpandaoshidadehenjing。

“meimeiziranxiangniandiediedejin,zhishimeimeihenhaoqijiejienishizenzhiwobeijinzuyishide?”songchushengyinbudabuxiaodiwendao。

songqianqianlianseyining,taruoshuoshiyinweidangshitayezaichang,zheiyangnanmianhuiyoutuibozhulandexianyi,yushiwenlewenxinshen,manshengdao:“zheiyangdeshiqingfuzhongzaojiufeifeiyangyang,sheirenbuxiaodeni。”

“e,shima?”songchubuzhikefou,zhishixiaoxiaodao:“jiejiekuaiquba,shengdeyinyigemeijiaoyangdemamabianwuleshijian,rezhongduoguirenbukuai。”

shuobasongchujingshidaizheyunxiaozhuanshenliqu,zhiliuxiashenhouyiliantieqingdesongqianqianhebuyuanchuhaizaibuduancanjiaozhedewangmama。

songqianqianshenhouzhanzhedelimamashigenwangmamayiqisihoudaxiaojiede,qingfenziranjishen。hekuangliangrentongshiyiyangdeshenfen,keyishuoshiyirongjurong,yisunjusun。neilimamadaoshicongming,zaoyixiangqingchudangzhongdeguanjie,dangxiajibushangqiandao:“xiaojie,suhuashuodagouyeyaokanzhuren。wangmamasihouxiaojieneimeduonian,meiyougonglaoyeyoukulaoa!neijiantizifenmingjiushibujixiaojienimianzi,xiangrangxiaojienankan!”

wangmamadeliancikeyijingzhongchengzhutou,kanbuchuyuanlaidexiangmao,zhishitileihengliudiguidaozaisongqianqianmianqian,“daxiaojie,laonushizaiweiqu,haiwangdaxiaojiejilaonubaochoua!”

“haolehaole!”yanjiansongqianqiandelianseyuelaiyuenankan,songqianqianshenbiandedayahuancuihuanlishengdao,“xiaojiejijidedahaorizi,nimenzheishizaikujisheikan!”

wangmamadunshihedebuganzuosheng,laolianshangweiweizhandoudejirourengxianshizhetaneixindehenyi。neigejiantizi,pingrilibushengbuxiang,sheicengxiangquezaijinrituranfanan。zhangzuiershi,zheiyangdeqururangtayihouruhenenggouzaifuzhonglizuxiaqu?

“cishixianfangyifang,woziyoujijiao。”dafurenhuanbuzoulai,lenglengdikaikou,“jinrishixiaojiededarizi,ruoshirangyigebeijiandeshunvhuailedashi,nimensheinengdandeqi!”

jijilimashangjiuyaokaishile。

songqianqianxinzhongbujinyizhenjinzhang,jinrishifoushunliyurihoutazaijingchengnengfoushunlirongruguizujiaojiquanguanxijuda,youbudetabujinshenqilai。

“qianqian,laoyegangganghaizaizhaoni。”dafurenkanzhemianqiandeainvciaidikaikou,huayuzhongnanyanzihao:“jinridaguanguizuqiju,doushiweilelaikanni!nimoyaoheyigexiaojianzhongjiuchanbuxiu,rangbierenkanlexiaohua!”

songqianqianyanlidelianshangzaicifeiyangqixiaoyi。tashizunguidexiangfudinv,sheirenbujisanfenbomian?tajihunenggouxiangxiangdedaojijizhihouzijijianghuiruheguibukeyan,xinzhongbumianjidangqilai。

“jinzunmuqinjiaodao,qianerjinriyidingbuhuirangninshiwang。”songqianqianxinshidandandibaozhengdao。

dafurenzhanzaiyuanchu,jingjingdikanzhenverbeizhongrenyongzhexiangqiantingzouqu,lianshangyangqimanyidexiaorong。tajiuzhidao,tadenveryidinghuishizuizhumudeneige。xiangdaozheilidafurenbuyoudexiangzhehouyuandefangxiangkanleyiyan,neigejiantizi,jinrizuihaobuyaozaishengshi。ruobushitaliuzhesongchuhaiyouyongchu,jinriqihuilundaotalaichangkuang?

guorandangsongqianqianchuxianzaidajiamianqiandeshihou,suoyourendoubamuguangtouxiangleta。

“jiuwenxiangfujiaqianjinrongsejueli,jinrikanlaiguozhenruci!”guiqishizueryoubaohanzanyangdenanshengchuanlai,jinjiezheyigejunlangdelianpangluorusongchudeshixian。

mingmingyijingzuohaolechongzudexinlizhunbei,danshizaicikanjianyuwenlideshihousongchuhaishihendeyaoyaqiechi,shiqirouqinqipiyebunengjiequtaxinzhongdehenyi。songchufangfoyoutingjianzheigeshuxideshengyinzaitaerbianshuozheyixietiandenirendeqinghua,hongtaquzuoneixiejianbudeguangdeshi;tafangfoyoukanjiantabeikunzaizhuzishangyouxing,beiwanmintuoqi。

jiyizhongzuihoudinggedeyimu,shisongqianqianneizhengningdekongbudelianpang。

“xiaonvwuneng,gongzimiuzanle。”songqianqianroudefangfonengdichushuideshengyinchuanlai,daduanlesongchutongkudehuiyi。

yuwenlihaichenjinyusongqianqiandemeimaoheduisongjiaquanshidekewangzhong,bingmeiyouzhuyidaobuyuandifangdesongchu。tingzhesongqianqianwenroudeshengyin,yuwenlibuyoudeyouduokanlesongqianqianjiyan。

yuwenwangshijichengdeyifuhaoxiangmao,zhuweihuangzimenjieshengdexiangmaotangtang,yibiaorencai。yanqiandeyuwenlizaiwangshizhongsuiranbingbushouchong,danyanqianjushishangbuminglang,huangshangyemeiyoumingquebiaoshishuyinagehuangzi,yixinxiangyaopashangfengweidesongqianqianziranyebukenengjujueyuwenlidehaoyi。

yuwenlihaizaixiaoyinyindihesongqianqianhanxuan,yizhizhanzaiyuwenlishenhoumeiyouchushengdeyuwenqianquesihuganshoudaoleyishudaliangdemuguang,xiaoyinyindiwangzheibiankanlai,muguangzhongyinzangzheyisibuyichajuedehanyi。