qinranjugaolinxiadinizheshenzhu,qixichenchen:「xingshende,nizaizheierwasheideqiangjiaoni?susushiwolaopo,bukenengqujinimaiming!」
yuanlaizheiyiquandezuikuihuoshoushiwoa……
shenzhupaqilai,gangxiangyaojiuzhuqinrandelingzidahuiqu,woganjindangzaiqinranmianqian,burangshenzhudongshou,wodishengdihechidao:「waimianzheimeduorenkanzheni!nimenshixiangshangresouma?」
daoshihouyoudeshiwomenzheixiedagongrenmangqianmanghoudiweinimencheresou。
猴子的命也是命啊!
liangrenzhaohuiledianerlizhi,shenzhulengxiao:「qinran,zheishiermeiwan。」
shuowancongkoudailitaochumingpiandijiwo:「liangxiaojiesuishikeyilianxiwo,woyehuanyingnizaiwojichudenianxinshangjixujiajia,henqidaiyunidehezuo。」
zheinanzhushibushiquexinyana……
qinranyanlimaozhehuo,henbudebashenzhushengtunhuobole。
shenzhuqianjiaogangzou,qinranhoujiaojiubawoduzaiqiangjiao。
「liangweisu,」qinranqiazhuwodebozi,mianseyinyidehairen,「nixianggentazouma?」
womeijianguotazheimeherendeyangzi,gengzhebozibuganluandong:「qinran,womeidayingta。」
qinrandeshoujianjiandishanghuadaowoxiabashang,taxiuzhangdeshouzhiniezhuwodexiaba,dongzuosuiyiyoulansan,kanshangqubutaizouxin,tacoujinwo:「nihaipianwo,nimingmingjiuxindongle,ganggangdouzaiyongyanshenshuqianle。」
woyoubushibadaozongcai,tingdaobaweishudenianxinkendinghuixindonga!
tadesangyintaigourenle,modewoxiayishidixiangsuobozi,ergenziyizhenzhenfatang。
wowuyishidiwanghouduoleyixia。
qinranxiangshigenguyizhuonongwoyiban,youkaojinleyidian,tadididixiaolesheng:「xiaocaimi。」
wonaoziyouxieduanlu:「nitingwojiaobian……budui!nitingwojieshi!」
woqueshicaimi,wojiangjinqiankandehenzhong,dangleliangbeiziguer,qinqingdequeshidaozhiwomeiyoushenmeanquangan,womeiyoutuilu,yemeiyoukeyijiwoanquandegangwan。
nengjiwodailaianquangandejiuzhiyouyinxingkashangneiyizhangchuandeshuzi,shuziyuezhang,wodeanquanganjiuyueduo。
zheijiushiweishenmewopinminggongzuodeyuanyin。
qinrantaishoubokaiwoerbiandesanluodefasi,goudaowoerhou,ziranerranditingzaiwoerchui,daizhebojiandezhifubuqingbuzhongdirouleliangxia,sangyinyoudiyouya,xiangshiyouhong:「buguomeishier,woyoudeshiqianrangxiaocaimihuihuo。」
qinranmeitianxiangquanleidongwuyiyangweizaiwoshenbian,shuoshipashenzhuyoulaiwawotiaocao。
shuoshihua,wosuiranduishenzhukaichudejiagehenxindong,danshiwobuxiangjiyigefamangdagonga,wanyiwoyiretabugaoxing,taqingpiaopiaodilaiyiju:「nixiangchangchangbeimaidaotulideziweima?」
wojiubeihuomaile,duodebuchangshia。
wozuijinkaiqileyixiangxinyewu,jiushihuizaiyelijiaoxingqinran,wentayaoshichuguile,tahuifenwoduoshaojingshensunshifei。
qinranbizheyanjing,ruanruandidalegehaqian,wanquanmeijingligenwoduiqiang:「wobuhuichuguide,nifangxin。」
yoyoyo,huadaoshishuodehaoting,woyoubushimeikandaonigennvzhuyouhui。
wobuyiburao:「nikuaishuo,huijiwoduoshaojingshensunshifei?」
qinranbeiwomodemeibanfa,congchuangshangzuoqishen,mianwubiaoqingdishuo:「wojingshenchuhu。」
wodandandi「e」leyisheng。
qinrantingwanhouzhitingtingdidaoxiaqu,bizheyanjing,xiangshixiaogouyiyangcenglecengzhentou。
wobatalaqilai,renzhendishuo:「womenhaishiqiangexieyiba。」
qinrandesangyindiledi,daizhemeishuixingdekunjuan,haoxiaodao:「nirenzhende?」
wodiandiantou:「bizhenzhuhaizhen。」
qinranwunaiyixiao,nachushoujijilvshidaledianhua,lvshidaizhetadejinsibianyanjingshenyelailejiali。
wanglvshiyongzhongzhituilexiajinsibianyanjing,lianshangguazhezhiyeweixiao:「liangxiaojie,suiranshuoninweizijizuodasuanshijianhaoshi,danshilingchensandianshuoyaoqicaoxieyishibushiyoudianerguofenleni?」
wominlekoukafei:「qinranshuohuijinisanbeidedailifei。」
wanglvshideyanjingshunjianbiandeliangjingjingde,zuijiaodoukuaixiaolanle,jianpandade「pipa」xiang:「ninzhongchengdelvshixiaowangjiangweinin24xiaoshiquannianwuxiutigongfuwu!」
guoran,shijieshangzuiyouyongdechaonenglijiushijinqian——chaonengli!
qicaoxieyideshihou,qinranhunshensanfazhediqiya,xiangshimeigutousidewozaishafali,wuchuanfangdedazhangtuidalieliediwangliangbianchang,lansandishuangshouhuanxiongdingzhepinminggongzuodewanglvshi,biaoqingguadan。
tahaizai**xiamiandianlegeruandian,zheirenshixianliuweishudeshafabugouruanma?
woduiqinranshuo:「wobuhuiyaoqiunijingshenchuhude,jiudagaiyisiyixiajiuxingle。」
qinrankanlewoliangmiao,qingqingdichilesheng,yinyangguaiqidao:「neihaizhenshixiexieninle。」
wofanlegebaiyan,zhuantouduiwanglvshishuo:「bawoganggangshuobuyaodeneitaochengjiaodebieshujiwojiajinqu。」
xieyinihaohou,qinranlianfandoumeifanjiuqianlezijidemingzi,gangyaohuifangjiandeshihou,wanglvshikanzhetadebeiying,jiaozhutacouguoqugentashuolejuhua。
woyixitingdaotashuoshenme,bietuotaiwanle,buranshuangfangdouhuishouzuizhileidehua。
qinranbudongshengsedikanlewoyiyan,youxunsudizhuanyileshixian,youxiebunaifandishuo:「zhidaole,zhidaole。」
woyouxieluomodechuiyan,quanshijiedouzhidaotaxihuannvzhu,yaogenwolihunle。
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diertianqingchen,wohuiyizheshenyeliqinrankanwodeyanshenlidaizhexiexukuijiu。
zhuanshenjiukandaoqinranyijingchuandaizhengqidizhunbeichumenshangbanle,takanwoxingle,xiaozheduiwoshuo:「diyicijiannishuilanjue,juedexiqijiumeijiaoniqichuang,niduoshuihuier,wandianerzaiqushangban。」
qinrandeshenxingjingshoueryouli,baisechenshanzhixia,yingbangbangdefujixiantiaoruoyinruoxian。
wodeshixianhuanhuandishangyi,tadewuguanqinglang,xiazhangdeyanxingxiandeyourenyouxieyinyu,bochunweimin,qiheichenlengdeyanjingbeiqianesuifadanglexiexu。
wochantashenzi,wo**!
wohuranqileyidianxinsi,shenshougoulexiaqinrandebojing,zhijianchudaoletadehoujie,lingyizhishoudazaitadexiongjishang。
qinranshenzimingxiandiyijiang,huxiyizhi,jinjiezheqixiyouxieluan。
「老婆……」
qinranzuanzhuwozuoluandeshou,yazhesangzijinggaowo:「bieluandong。」
taburangwoluandong,wopianyaoluandong。
turanqinranxiangshixiangqileshenmeyiban,mengdituikaiwo,qingleqingsangzi,kanyebukanwoyiyan,nazhewaitaojiuyaowangwaizou。
ai,qinranyijingbuxianggenwomeixiumeisaole。
wozhoumeikanta,juedetazouluzishiyouxieqiguai。
tadeshoudazaimenbashang,touyemeizhuandiduiwoshuo:「womingtianyaoquchuchayizhou。」
woyouxieshiluodipielepiezui,woshitademishuwozenmebuzhidaotayaochucha?
wokantashiyaogennvzhuyiqiyouhuile!
死舔狗!
qinranchuchadiyitian,wolaidaolegenqinranbeilvhouyiqihejiudeshaokaodian,dianleyiduichide。
jibeijiuxiadu,woyingshixiangbuqilaineitianwomenshizenmegundaoyiqide,wojideqinranmingmingmeiyouheduoshaojiua?
wotanleyikouqi,younaqiyiguanpijiu,gouqilahuan「cila」dakai。
yangtou「gudonggudong」yikouqihewan,liaocaodiyongshoubeimomozui。
turanwoxiangshibeidakailerenduermaiyiban,kechidejiyixiangshichaoshuiyibanyonglai。
yuanlaishiwozhudongde……shiwozhudongqinshangqude……
haizhendeshiqinranshuodeneiban,shiwoqingboleta……
beiqiangpodeqinran……yujuhaiying、rangwoqingxingdiandeqinran……
mannaozidoubeiqinransuozhanjule。
wuwuwu,yuanlaizuozhemeisi,zheiyiqiedoushiwokaidetou!
zhengdangwozhunbeibaotoutongkudeshihou,yidaobuquedingdenanshengdaduanlewodeqingxu:「liangxiaojie?」
wotaitoukanguoqu,shenzhuyibianmeishaozhengqingqingditiaoqi,yandidaizhexiemanbujingxindeyiwen:「nizenmezaizheili?」
wodezhuyilibuzaishenzhushenshang,ershiquanzailouzhetadelinwanshengshenshang,nvzhuzenmegennanzhuzaiyiqi?
tiangouqinranyouyouyoushibailema?
wuwuwu,qinranhaocan,beimishuqiangpo,haibeinvzhupaoqi。