第2章
laobanhenshicuoedekanzhezhangqianyu：“xiaolaodi，niquedingme？32xuan7a，wohaishitouyicijianyounizheimedadea？”
tingdaogeshuzi，yipangdeqitagukeyehekan**yiyangdekanxiangzhangqianyu，youqishineiqiannvyouhepangzi，gengshihahadaxiaoqilai：“wojiushuodiaositaqiongshale，nikantaxuanzheihaoma，shazikanledoudeyaotou，ahahaha......”
zhangqianyuyuanbenzhixiangdayizhushishishui，danshixianzaiquanchangdourutongkan**yiyangkanta，xinxiangfanershengqiyizhongnifanxinli。
ruguoshijiade，fanzhengyeshidiuleyiciren，danshiwanyishizhendeni，neibudanshihenhendi**tamenyixia，gengshi......
xiangdaozhei，zhangqianyudashengshuodao：“jiushizheizuhaoma，laoban，jiwodashang20zhu。”
laobantingdaozheihuagengjiacuoe，danshikanzhezhangqianyuyijingsaomafukuan，yebuhaozaiduoshuoshenme，zhishijiangdahaolepiaodileguolai。
daobushizhangqianyubuxiangzaiduoda，ershijiangchilizhiyouyiyibaqianwanduowan，ruguoshizhendehua，neime20zhujiukeyijiangjiangchiqingkong。
danjiushi20zhu，yerangquanchangdeqitacaimincongkanshaziyibandechaoxiao，gaiweilekanruozhibishi。
shouhaocaipiao，tayelandelihuiqitarendeyanguang，jingzhidezouchulecaipiaozhan，bingqieguoduanwushileshenhouchuanlaideyilunshenghegounannvqiannvyoudechaoxiaosheng......
diertian......dangqigehaomachuxianzaipingmushi，zhangqianyudunshishazailedianshijiqian。
“01，02，03，04，05，06，07”
taxianshiroulerouyanjing，zaiciquerenleyixiapingmuzhongdehaoma，jiezheyoukanlekanshouzhongdecaipiaoheduileyixia。
“pa。”suihouzhangqianyuyouhenhendechoulezijilianggedazuiba。
“aiya，zhentamatenga，bushizuomeng......”
zhangqianyugangganghaiteyizhanglegexinyan，tapashishoujizhongledu，liulanqisoudaodexinxihuizaojia，zheicaiteyiyongzhuchudedianshijizhijieguankandeyaojiangzhibo。
cishipaokaizhongjiangdexiyuebushuo，bizheigengrangtazhenjingde，zeshineishenfomendeliaotianqun，jingranshizhende......
zhiqianzhangqianyuyinweishoujidingdingdangdangxiangqigemeiwan，jiubasuoyouqundoushezhichenglezhijieshouxinxi，danxiaoxijingyin。
xianzaizaiyikanlimian，luanqibazaodeyijingleijilebushaodeliaotianneirong。
taxiayishidedakailezhiqiande“caishenqun”youkanleyixia，jiangxiaoxihuadaolezhiqiandejitiaoliaotianjiluzhishang:
xilucaishenguanyu：“bushi，zheimeqipadehaomajingranyourenmaile20zhu。”
zhonglucaishenwanghai：“zheiyoushaqiguaide，zhiqianshijiebo，yougerenheduolemailequedeguotixibaqiuguo7：1，haizhongleyiqianduowan，niwangle？”
beilucaishenzhaogongming：“aiya，jinianqianle，jianguaibuguaile，zouzouzou，zangejigequyanjiuyanjiugupiaozouxiangqu......”
......
suihou，zhangqianyujiuzheimekanzhejigecaishenxianliaoyibantanzhegupiaoqushi，tazheineixingengshifanjiangdaohai，**，zheirihou......bushifadale......
cishi，tazheicaizhengshisaoleyiyanneiyanhualiaoluandequnmingchengheqizhongdedatineirong......
tazheicaizhuyidaozheixiequnrenshugeyi，neirongyedoushiqianqibaiguai。
youdequnliaoderehuochaotian，eryoudequnzejingqiaoqiaorusishuiyiban......
“shanshentudijizhongying”limiangegediqudeshanshentudizaitaolunzhegegediqudefangjiazouxiang，hechaiqianguihua......
“nantianmenzhiandui”zhong，sidatianwangzaitantaozhedaobanjihua，molishoushuozijidezijinlonghuahudiaozheiliangtianbuzaaichidongxi，yaoqukankanshouyizhizumaxianhuang，qiumoliqingbangzhedagetiban。
“wanniantiesanjiao”zhong，shouxingnanjixianwengxiangyuefuxingluxingxiagexingqiqurenjianlvyou，luxingwenquxingzaimangzhezhaobianyilvxingtuan。
zuiqipadehaiyouyige“tianshangzuoqishiyijiade”zuoqiqun。
suiranjishigequnchengyuan，danshijintianyezhiyouguanyinpusadejinmaohouaitelehuangfeihudewuseshenniu。
jinmaohou：“aniu，nishangciyahuailezainabude？wozheijitianchiniurouyalushenjingle，youxieteng。”
wuseshenniu：“@qingniudage，zanliangyaobuyaoqunanhaiyitang，wohezhurenqinggejia，shuoyougejiayaoda。”
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jiuzheiyang，takanzheneiyigegequnmingziheneirong，sihujuedezijinaohuiludouyouxiebugouyong，zheiyouxiedianfurenzhia。
huranyoudakailezhiqian“fanguzisanrenzu”neigequn。
qunchengyuan：yangjian，sunwukong，nazha。
wasai，zheisanweikedoushizhangqianyucongxiaodaodafeichangxihuandeshenxian，cishitayexiangkankantamenzailimiandoushuoxieshenme。
yangjian：“erdisandi，zanmingtianyuegefan......”
nazha：“dage，wotingshuolianchengneixinkaileyijiajiao“gaolaozhuangshazhucai”dedongbeicaiguan，erqiedoushuotajiaguobaorouhemaoxuewangzuodebucuo。”
yangjian：“@sunwukong，erdi，nizabushuohuani，mingtianyoumeiyoushi，meishijiuqulianchengchi。”
sunwukong：“wogangcaiheshifushipinwenlegean，meikanqun。”
杨戬：“唐僧啊？”
sunwukong：“bushibushi，tanglaosandoushijiwofayuyinxiaoxi，yinongjiushi60miaozhangyuyinxinxi，tingdegenjinguzhouyiyangtouteng，wojibendoushizhuanwenzihuozheweidu。”
yangjian：“neishi......putizushi？neinixiacizaidadianhuadeshihoutiwoshifuwengean，jiushuoyudingzhenrenjitalaorenjiadaihaole......”
nazha：“erge，biewangleyebangwoshifuyedaiyige......”
sunwukong：“qie，natianjiaoshangtalianglaoguan，zannadiandongxiqusanxingdongjiuwanlebei。duile，gangcainiliangshuochisha......？”
杨戬：“毛血旺。”
nazha：“guobaoroua。”
sunwukong：“niliangwanwoni？shangcichifanniliangjiushidianleyizhuozirou，wojiuzijizaineichizaguoguantou。wozheidouchisuhaojibainianle，niliangxinlimeidianshume？”
nazha：“aiya，shangcibushikaoroudianme，zanzheicishidongbeicaiguan，haochidesucaibuyoudeshime，disanxian，banliangcai，basidigua，songrenyumi，nikanzhedianbei，biedongbudongjiushuailianzia。”
nazha：“yaowoshuonijiubiechisule，nikanjigonghezhutoubudoushigaichirouyechirou，gaihejiuhejiume，nizhei，pashani？”
sunwukong：“jiuwodaoshizhengchanghe，roume......guanjianshibenlaiwoyebuyuanyichirou，zaizenmeshuowoyeshizhihoua......”
yangjian：“haole，neizanjiudingzhongwu11dian，wojiniliangfadingwei，niliangzijiguoqujiuxing，dianmingjiaogaolaozhuangshazhucai......”