第2章 我真的不想要系统啊!

“ding~qingsuzhubuyaohaipa,kandaomenkoudebolilema?”

“kandaole。”chenxunbuzhidaoxitongyaoganma,danhaishikanleguoqu,yitaduixitongdelejie,buguanshenmexitongdoubuhuishuoduoyudehua。

“叮~碎!”

“咔嚓~”

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neimezhiyouyizhongyuanyin……

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“ding~qingsuzhugankuaiwanchengrenwue~zhendehuiyuandibaozhadeyou~”

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……

chenshijituanmenkoubuyuanchu,yigenianqingshaonvzhengzaijiaojidexingzou,tongshibuzhudegendianhualiderenzhengzhizheshenme。

“nizheigefangziwodouzulejinianle!zaikuanxianjitianbuxingma?nizaidengwojitian,woyidinglianbendailidebafangzujinijiaoshang!”

“hezuozheimejiule,wodeweirennihaibuqingchuma!”

“你……”

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“住手!”

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“我呸!”

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“ding~jiancedaosuzhuyudaozhenzhengxuyaobangzhuderen,xitongrenwuzidongshengji。”

“ding~qingsuzhuyongyibaiwanbangzhutedingxuyaobangzhuderen,renwushixiaoshierxiaoshi。”

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“zhu:bixushibenxitongtedingxuyaobangzhuderen,fouzerenwushibai!jutiheren,qingsuzhuzixingsikao,renyuanbangzhucuowutongyangsuanzuorenwushibai。”

“ling:benxitongyiqiejieshiquanguibenxitongsuoyou!”