第4章 男人,不能说自己不行!

likaiyiyuanzhihou,chenxunxinzhongbeiganqingsong,zhongyutingbudaoxitong‘dingdingding’deshengyinle,zhongyubuyongzaidanxinzijihuiyuandibaozhale!

ranershishizhengming,tazhendexiangduole……

“ding~jiancedaochenshijituanhaiwaijituangushichuxianzhongdabiangu,qingsuzhuzaimingtianmeigukaipanzhiqianchoubeiyiqianwan,bingzaikaipanzhihouyixiaoshineiquanbuyongyugoumaichenshijituanhaiwaijituangupiao。”

“renwushibai,yuandibaozha!renwujiangli,buhuibaozha!”

“zhu:suzhubunengyichenshijituantaizishenfenqiuzhurenheren,fouzerenwushibai!mingtiankaipanzhiqianweichouqiyiqianwanshiweirenwushibai!kaipanyixiaoshiweiquanbugoumaigupiao,shiweirenwushibai!”

“ling:benxitongyiqiejieshiquanguibenxitongsuoyou!”

chenxunmengle,shuohaoderenwujieshuxianyushenghuodeni?shuohaodebuhuizaidanxinzijiyuandibaozhadeni?shuohaode……

budui,xitonghaoxiangconglaimeishuoguo,shizijixiangdangranle。

那没事了……

danzheiyiqianwanyaoquneiligaoa!

woyaozhenyouyiqianwan,shushufufudexianyuyibeizibuhaoma?weishenmeyaomaigupiaoa!

zheidongxikeshihuirangrenqingjiadangchande!

zaishuole,chenshijituanshishenmecunzai,zenmekenengchuxiandongdang,woyoumeiyoujichengchanye,neililaidedongdanga!

jiusuanjichengleyebukenengdongdangde,zuiduojiushitamenzhidaolewodecaihuazhihougupiaodazhang。

nidongbudonga!shenmedoubudongjiufarenwu!

yiqianwan!bushiyiqiankuai!woyaoquneiligaoa!

zhaobierenjieyiqianwan,pabushihuizhijiebeisongdaojingshenbingyuanba!

nifangrenwuzhiqiannengbunenggusuanyixiawodenenglia!

nenglizheigedongxishiwoyigexianyuyinggaiyou……dedededede~ma~

“ding~qingsuzhubuyaozhiyibenxitong,fuzeyuandibaozha!bencidianjishisuzhuduiyubenxitongbuzunzhongdechengfa,ruoyouxiaci,yuandibaozha!”

“haiyou,nengdedaobenxitong,shuomingsuzhumeiyoushenmecaihua,zhishiyigehunchidengsidexianyu!qingsuzhubuyaotaigaozijiexinbenxitong!”

“ling:benxitongsuoyouderenwudoushijingguopingcezhihoufafang,ruosuzhuwanbucheng,zhinengshuosuzhudenaozibushihehuozhe,ganjinyuandibaozha,toutaidangzhuquba,benxitonghaozhaoxiayirenchaojixianyusuzhu。”

chenxunbizuile,budui,tabenlaijiumeishuoshenme,zhishizaixinzhongtucaoeryi。

xianzaideta,liantucaodoudeshenzhiyoushen,buranjiuzhijieyuandibaozha!

这谁顶得住?

齐天大圣也不行啊!

wunaidechenxunzhinengnachushouji,zaitongxunlushangyigeyigezhao。

kewanquanjiushiwuyonggong,jibenshangdoushitongxue,dajiadougangbiye,nijiushiyigerenjiejiqianshangwankuai,yiqianwandeduoshaoa,zaishuole,nengbunengjiedaohailingshuo。

bijingtajirendeganjuejiushiyigeputongren,haibuqiya!

xitonghaiburangyongchenshijituantaizideshenfen,jiusuannirangyongwoyeyongbulea!

zheishishangchulefumuzhidaozijishitaizi,haiyousheizhidao?

genlaobusidejieqian?zenmekeneng?

genbenbukenengjidehaoba,shenzhihaihuimazijibaijiazi!

跟老妈借钱?

deleba,haojiniandoulianxibudaole,yebuzhidaoganshenmequle,jushuoshishenmemimirenwu,fanzhengjiushizhaobudaoren。

那要怎么完成任务?

我还不想死啊!

cangtiana!dadia!sheilaijiujiuwoa!

turan,tazaitongxunlulikandaoleyigerenming:gujiaxin!

zheishitadedaxueshiyoujiansidang,yeshiyigechaojifuerdai,zhishimeiyouzijizheimediao,jialidezichanzhinengpaidaoquanguoqianwushi。

liangrenyinweixianyubenxingxiangshi,xunsuchengweizhiji。

shangxuedeneihuitameiyuechudehuaxiaojibenjiushizheigejiahuobaode,zheijiahuoshangxueneihuimeiyuejiuwubaiwandelinghuaqian,xianzaibiyeleyinggaizhiduobushaoba……

xinzhongxiangzhe,chenxunjiudaleguoqu,suiranhendiumianzi,danxiangbiyuxiaominglaishuo,mianzishigeshenmewanyia!

piankezhihou,dianhuaneibianchuanlaiyishengcukuangdeshengyin:

“wai!zenmechenmourenxiangqijiwodadianhuale,shibushiqueqianle,jixiongdishuo,zheidoubujiaoshi!”

gujiaxincikeyinggaishizaijiubahaishiktvzhong,dianhuazhongdeshengyinyouxiecaoza。

danchenxunbingbujuedechao,shenzhiganjuezheijiushitianlaizhiyina!

hainengzheimewan,shuominglinghuaqianhaizai,linghuaqianhaizaishuomingzijibuyongyuandibaozhale!

真是贵人啊!

yitianyudaolianggeguiren!shayebushuole,yunqixianrandouyongzaizheile,buranyebunengbeizheimegexitongchanshang!

zheixitongdaodishishenme……dongdongdongdong~xia~

“ding~qingsuzhuzhuyiyongci!”

chenxunzhijieshayebuganxiangle,ganmanghuiying:“laogu,nihaizhenshuoduile,queqianle……”

zheihuashuochulai,chenxunchadianmeizhaogedifengzuanjinqu,taidiurenle。

daxuesiniandoumeiyoukaiguokou,zheicaigangbiyejiupolile,diuxianrenlia~

“woyiweiduodadianshi,shuoba,yaoduoshao,wushiwangoubugou。”

“keke。”qingqingkeleliangxia,chenxunyoudianbuhaoyisi:“neige……wokenengxuyaoyiqianwan……”

“zheimedianqianzenmehaoyisigenwokaikou,wushiwanyifenbushaodedoujiwonazhe!”neibiankenengshixiguanxingdejuedechenxunjiuyaoyiqian,bennenghuiyingzhihoufaxianbudui:

“shenme?bushuoduoshao?yi……yiqianwan?”

“neige……yaoshizaibuxingjiusuanleba……”

“suanle?zenmenengsuanle!xiongdinidiyicigenwokaikou,wojiubangbudaoni,ninawogumourendangshenmele!zaishuole,nanren,bunengshuozijibuxing!”

“你那边……”

“bieshuole,wojinigedizhi,niguolaizhaowo!”

neibianshuowan,zhijieguaduandianhua,chenxunyouxiemeng,anlishuo,jintiandoushihaole,zheijiahuoyinggaiyemeishengshenmeqianlea。

zaixuexiaoneihui,wubaiwandeshenghuofei,meigeyuechudaguolai,zuizaowuhao,zuiwanbahaojiubeitahuohuowanle,shengxiaderiziquankaozijijiuji。

xianzaizheizenmehuishi?yiqianwandouyou?nanbuchengzheijiahuoxianwoyibuwanchenglewomenmengxiang?jichengjiachanle?

buyinggaia,tajialaotouziwojianguoa,neishenti,shaoshuobiwojialaotouziduohuoshijiershinian。

到底是什么情况呢?

“叮~”

jiuzaitajiaojinnaozhideshihou,beituranchuxiandeshengyinheleyitiao,benyiweishirenwushijianyousuoduanle,huozherenwuyoubiangengle。

dengleyihuimeiyouqitashengyin,caihuanhuanchuleyikouqi,xianzaidetagenjinggongzhiniaomeishenmequbie。

yaoshizaizheimexiaqu,kongpabuyongxitongchushou,tazijijiuxianxinjigengsaixianzoule……

taochushoujiyikan,laogujizijifaleyigedizhi。

haihao,shizhiqiandedizhi,zheijiahuodexiaofeishuipingmeiyouxiajiang……