第1章
“lizhiming，nigoujiemodaoyaoren，duibenzongdizianxiashashou，dangfeichuxiuwei，zhuchuzongmen！”
“胡说八道！”
“jinpingzheiduigounannvyimianzhici，jiuduiwowangxiashenpan，wobufu！”
“lizhiming，womenzainiwoshizhongfaxianleyumodaogoujiedewenshuheyibenmogong，nigaizuohejieshi？”
“mogong，wenshu？bukeneng，jueduibukeneng，zheishixianhai！”
“lizhiming，tanbaicongkuan，kangjucongyan！”
“yujiazhizuihehuanwuci！”
“heng，haiganzuiying，jiriqi，feichulizhimingxiuwei，bianweixuyuanlaoyuzayi，budelingbudechu！”
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“gounannv，nimenbudehaosi！”
nianqingrenrouzhefazhangdenaodai，mengranjingxing。
hunandefangjian，banbodeqiangbi，jingjingranshaodeyoudeng。
tashenqingdaizhi，yijiuwufajieshouzijibeibianweixuyuanlaoyuyuzudeshishi。
tamingweilizhiming，shangyishishigediqiuren，yinbingqushihouchuanyuedaozheiwudaochangshengdeshijie。
suiranshigeguer，danyouzhebucuodewudaotianfu，shiyisuineinianbairuzhenyuanzong，chengweineizongqingluanfengdedizi。
jingguoduoniandexiuxing，tadexiuweiyufajingjin，jingjietishengxunsu，yuqianbujiuhuodelecanjiaqinchuandizikaohedeminge。
raner，jiuzaiqiriqian，tayutongmenshixiongdiyijizijixinaidexiaoshimeiyitongwaichuzhixingrenwu，quebeiliangrenanzhongtouxi。
huizongmenhou，zheiduigounannvjingranerenxiangaozhuang，bingqiewumiezijigoujiemodao。
xiaoshimeizaizijilikaizongmenzhiqian，toutouweizaozijiyumoxiugoujiedezhengjuhaizaizijifangjianzangleyibenmogong。
zhengjuquezaozhixia，lizhimingzaijienantao，bianbeifeichuxiuwei，bianweixuyuanlaoyudezayi。
“不好！”
lizhimingturanchajuedaoqixueniliu，zhijiepenchuyikounongchoudexianxuelai。
beifeichuxiuweidetayuputongrenmeiyoutaidadechabie，genbenwufachengshouxuyuanlaoyudeyinshasiqi。
zheixuyuanlaoyuweiyuzongmenxibudeshenshanli，yuanlaishiyizuotianranjukeng。
shuwannianqian，zhenyuanzongdelaozuyudangshiyingzhoudongxuanyudewudachaoranshilizhizhulianshou。
jiangzheitianranjukengdazaochengyizuojudadelaoyu，mudeshizhenyamodaoxiexiu，yaozudaneng。
houlaiweileweichixuyuanlaoyudeyunxing，zhenyuanzongyingyunersheng，zailaozudedailingxia，zhujianfazhanweiyingzhoudiliugechaojishili。
zhihou，zheixuyuanlaoyubujinjinzhenyayaozuhemodaoxiexiu。
neixiezongmenpantuhefanledacuodediziyijididuizongmendefulu，yehuibeizhenyazaicidi。
xuyuandibucunzaiqianglienongyuhanqi，peiheshangshuwannianjileideyaoqihemoqi，xingchengyizhongmingweiyinshasiqidenengliang。
zheizhongnenglianghuiqinrurendexuerouhegusui，rangrentongbuyusheng，putongrenzaixuyuanlaoyuzhonggenbenhuobuxiaqu，zuiduochengbuguoshitian。
lizhimingbeifeichuxiuweihou，yuputongrenmeiyoutaidadechabie。
danhaozaixiuxingduonian，shentidedizihoushi，zheicaipingjiezhongshangzhiqujianchilesantian。
anzhaoxianzaizheigequshi，tazuiduohainengzaichengwutian，bianhuisizaizheili！
“wutian，wochabuduozhiyouwutiandeshijianle！”
lizhimingjiangzuijiaodexianxuecaganjing，kaishisisuoduice。
yinweitashineizongpoweiyouxiudedizi，duizongmengongxianpoduo。
suoyizongmenwangkaiyimian，feichuzijidexiuweihou，zhishibianweixuyuanlaoyuzayi，bingweibeiguanyaqilai，yemeiyoubeizhuchuzongmen。
taxianzaisuozhudeshizhenyuanzongzayizhuanmendefangjian，zaizhenyuanzongzuishangceng，zheilishiyinshasiqizuiruodedifang。
danjibianruci，yebushitazheifuyaoyaoyuzhuideshentinengchengshoudezhude。
zhengchanglaishuo，jishishizayi，yeyoufenglu。
suiranzhiyouershimeijinbiheyimeishengjidan，danyeliaoshengyuwu。
tebieshishengjidan，zheishikeyidiyuyinshasiqidedanyao。
zayidizimeigeyueyouyimei，dangshentishizaichengbuxiaqudeshihoubiankeyifuyong，quchutineideyinshasiqi，yanhuanyinshasiqizaitineichedibaofadeshijian。
danshitajinlaidousantianle，shuyuzijidefengluyizhimeiyoufaxialai。
“bunengzheiyangzuozhedengsi，bixuxiangbanfatuolikunjing。”
lizhimingzaifangjianlilaihuiduobu，xunzhaoyixiekenengdebanfa。
buyihuier，waimianchulaizhenzhenjiaobusheng。
“lizhiming，yourenlaikannile。”
yiweishenchuanbuyi，tongyangshilaoyuzayidedizizaimenwaihandao。
lizhimingshixiantouguolangankanxiangwaimian，yiweizhangfachuijian，shencaichutiao，rongguangmingmeideshaonvhuanbuzoulai。
“田瑶瑶！”
lizhimingkanjianciren，yanshendouranbingleng，shouzhangbuyouzizhudizuanjin。
zheijiushizijidexiaoshimei，tacengjingxihuandenvren。
tashiyisuibairuzongmen，daoxianzaiyijingwunianle。
liangrenyiqixiulian，yiqishenghuo，danwuniandeganqinghuanlaidejiushicanrendebeipan！
shenmeshanmenghaishi，doushigoupibale！
“nichuquzaiwaimiankanzhexie，meiyouwodemingling，sheidoubuxukaojinzheijianlaofang。”tianyaoyaominglingdao。
yuzuziranbugandingzhuangtianyaoyao，duifangkeshineizongdejingyingdizi，yijuhuajiunengyaolezijideming。
tagongjingdigonglegongshou，anzhaominglingkanmenqule。
“jianren，nilaiganshenme？！”lizhimingzhiwen。
“hehe，lishixiong，wozhishibuxihuannileeryi，wonandaobunengquxunzhaogenghaodenanrenma？”
tianyaoyaohehexiaodao，hongchunyangqidexiaorong，bieyouyifanyunwei。
“suoyinijiuheqiyanglianshouansuanwo，haizaizangwumie，meixiangdaonijingrucishexiexinchang！”
“lishixiongwolaizheikebushitingnifalaosaode，suinizenmeshuoyegaibianbulexianzhuang，nixianzaijiushigoujiemodaoyaoniedepantu，zhinengdaizaixuyuanlaoyuzhongdengsile！”
tianyaoyaohuanbaoshuangbei，rucimeimiaodehuxian，rangwaimianfangfengdeyuzudourenbuzhudipiaoleliangyan。
“xianzai，wojiniyigehuomingdejihui，jiangzhiqianzaiyijizhongdedaodechuanchengjiaochulai，wokeyirangnianwendihuoxiaqu。”
“ruguonibiaoxiandehao，wohaiyoubanfanengbanicongzheililaochulai。”tianyaoyaozoujinlishixiong，dishengshuodao，tuqiongbishoujian。
“yuanlairuci，niheqiyangzheiduigounannv，jiushiweilemouquwozaineizuoyijizhongdedaodechuancheng。”
“hehe，jibianwosi，woyebuhuijiangchuanchengjiaojini，nimenliangrenjiusileneitiaoxinba。”lizhimingliezuixiaodao。
砰～！
yishengmenxiang，tianyaoyaozhijieqiazhulizhimingdebozi，jiangqianzaiqiangbishang。
“lizhiming，nibiezhaosi，wonianzaizheimeduonianganqingdefenshangliuniyitiaogouming，nibietiaozhanwodedixian！！”tianyaoyaomanmianzhengning。
“younengnainijintianjiubawoshale。”lizhimingbujinmeiyoukongju，hailuchuyimoxiaorong，zhishixiaodeyouxielangbei。
“bieyiweiwobuganshani！”
suizhetianyaoyaoshouzhangdefali，lizhimingliansezhangzi，etouhebojingqingjinbaochu，huxikaishikunnanqilai。
denglizhimingshuangyanmaojinhua，kaishishiquyishideshihou，tianyaoyaocaisongkaishouzhang。
“lizhimingniyouzhong，jirannibujiangchuanchengjiaochulai，neiwojiurangnishengburusi！”
“噬心蛊！”
tianyaoyaoshouzhongchuxianyizhiguchong，taniezhelizhimingdezuiba，qiangpoqitunlexiaqu。
“shixingu，nijingranhuizheizhongxiexiuzhifa？！”
“shenmeshixingu，lishixiongnishibushiyanhuale，shimeiwoganggangkeshenmedoumeizuoe。”
tianyaoyaozailizhimingdeerbianroushengxiyu，lianshangluchuyimobingtaidexiao。
“你......”
lizhimingzuanzhequantou，kesouleliangsheng，zheitianyaoyaofenmingzaizhuangfengmaisha。
“jiniliangtiandeshijiankaolv。”
田瑶瑶打了个响指。
lizhimingdunshijianganjuedaofubuyizhenjiaotong。
zheizuanxindejiaotong，rangtazhijietandaozaidishang，xianglongxiayiyangquansuoqilai。
“meigeyigeshichenbianhuitongyigeshichen，ershigeshichenhou，shixingubianhuitunshinideqiguan，daoshihounijiuhuitihuidaojizhidetongku！”
tianyaoyaodunxiashenzi，zailizhimingerbiandishengshuodao。
“santianhouwolaikanni，xiwangnidezuibahainengxiangjintianzheimeying。”
xuanji，tazhuanshenlikaifangjian。
“师姐慢走。”
waimianfangfengderengongshoudao。
tianyaoyaopieletayiyan，shouzhangqingqingyihui，yidaohanguangshanguo。
zheiyuzucanjiaoyisheng，daozaidishang，wuzheshuangyanaihaozhe。
liangkexuelinlindeyanqiudiaozaidishang，beitianyaoyaoyijiaocaibao。
“我好看吗？”
tianyaoyaowanzheyao，guyimainongzhexiongqiandeziben。
“henkexi，nizaiyekanbudaole。”
tianyaoyaozhangtanyisheng，yaotoulikai。
fangjianlidelizhimingyaozheya，liansecangbai，tongdaoetoudoumaochumijidehanzhu。
waimiandeqingkuangtaquankanzaiyanli。
tianyaoyaojingrucixinhenshoula，shexiexinchang，zheimeduonianlaizaizijishenbianweizhuangchengtianmeixiaoshimei，kezhenshiweiquleta！
jiuzailizhimingtongkubukandeshihou，tayanqianturanchuxianyilianchuandewenzi。
【xunzhaodaoheshisuzhu，bangdingshenjilianshixitong，bangzhusizhelianshi，jikehuodefenghoujiangli。】
【jiancedaosuzhuchuzaibinsizhuangtai，chufaweiyijiangshang，zhuangtaizhongzhi！】
【zhuangtaizhongzhi：kezhongzhishentizhuangtai，danhuisunshidaliangshuju。】
“什么鬼？”
lizhimingkandaojielianchuxiandewenzi，roulerouyanjing，yiweizijichuxianlehuanjue。