第5章 你抄我一家,我卷你一国(2063字)

“zheikezenmebanya,meiyouqiannianrencandehua,daniangzideshenti……”

“ai,kelianwoyunjia,dajiangjuncanzaowumie,laotaiyenujiersi,xianzailiandaniangziye……zhendeshitianbuyouwoyunjiama?”

“wuwuwu……zanmenyunjiazhendewanle……”

yishijian,mantangfurubeihuyipian,xianrulejuewang,rutongzhuirulewujiandiyu,kanbudaoweilai。

“tingtingting,biekukutitidele,bujiushiqiannianrencanma,wozhidaonayou,woqunongguolai,danianghuimeishide!”

haizhenyingleneijuhua,chaoguosangenvrenjiudengyubabaizhiyazi,yunchongbeiyiqunnvrenchaodewuzhuleerduo,dashenghedao。

cihuayichu,dunshiyaquewusheng,suoyourendoujingyadekanzheyunchong,cuiqianranqiaomeiweizhou,dao:“shushushuoshenme,ninengnonglaiqiannianrencan?qiannianrencankebushiyibandeyaocai,niqueding?”

yunchongyemeiyoujieshi,zhishidandandeshuodao:“dangranqueding,nimendengwo!”

shuoba,budengyizhongfunvfanying,bianzhijiedabuzouchuleyunfu。

yunjiaderuhuameijuanmennikankanwo,wokankanni,quandoumianmianxiangqu,suirandoubuxiangbuchuyunchongnengnonglaiqiannianrencan,danshirujinyezhiyouzheiyigeyikaole。

chuleyunfu,yunchongbiandiaochulexitong,jingguozheiduanshijiandeduofanyanjiu,tayijingduigexianggongnengleshuyuxin,zhenggeshijiebeizuochenglewangyoudemoban,gegedifangdouyouzhezuobiaoxianshi,xitongzuijibendenenglijiushikeyisuiyidechuansong。

duiyuzheidian,yunchongfeichangmanyi,zhijiedao:“qidongchuansonggongneng,mubiaosanhuangzikufang,qiannianrencanchu!”

xiayike,yunchongdezhoushenjiuyongxianchuyidaobaiguang,xiaoshizaileyuandi,zaichuxiandeshihou,yijingdaoleyigeguangxianyouandeshinei,mianqianshiyigejiazi,jiazishangmianbaizheyigejingzhidemuhe。

yunchonglikedakaimuhe,kandaoyigenrutongrenxingdexixiaorencan,yucitongshi,yigunongyudeyaoxiangchuanlai,lingtajingshenweizhiyizhen,qixueshangyong,youzhongshanghuodeganjue。

“huo,zhenbukuishiqiannianrencan,guangwenwenweierjiuzheimenitian,niupi!”yunchongrenbuzhutandao,ranhoujiangrencanconghezilinachulai,shouruhuaizhong,jiuzhunbeichuansonglikai。

yigezhuanshenjiukandaolelingtaxiabadiaodishangdeyimu,ruyanjinchudoushimanmandeqizhenyibao,zuzuyoushangqianpingmijianzhihuangxialeyan。

“woqu,yangzhibaiyu,diwanglvfeicui,quantoudadezhenzhu,chengxiangchengxiangdejinzhuan……zheigesanhuangzikezhenyouqiana!”

yunchongkandeyanhualiaoluan,renbuzhutandao,jiezhetayanzhuyizhuan,laidoulaile,nanengjiuzheimezoule,quyizhurencanyeshina,quannazouyeshina,buru……

xiangdaoci,yunchonglikepuxiangcaibaodui,zuoyoukaigong,wanghuailichuai。

“wode,wode,doushiwode!”

zangbaokulixiangqileyunchongxingfendishengyin,danshihenkuaitajiumanlianyumen,yinweitafaxiansuiranbiandishibao,ketaquemeiyoudongxizhuang,bayifusaimanleyecainalejigeeryi,genbenshijiuniuyimao。

poyouzhongrubaoshankongshouerguideshiluogan,zheirangyunchongwufajieshou,turantayanjingyiliang,xinzhonghuhuan:“xitong,banidekongjiandakai,jiwowanglizhuang!”

xitong:“benxitongmeiyousuishenkongjiandegongneng!”

“sha?meiyoukongjian?nikaishenmewanxiao?suishenkongjianbugaishixitongjidaigongnengma?”yunchongshayanle,bujiedewendao。

danshixitongquebuzaihuihua,zheilingyunchongjiweiyumen,nandaojiuzheimesuanle?mianduiruciduodejinyincaibo,qizhenyibao,tayaokongshouergui,zheizenmenengganxin?erqiezheixiedongxilimianhaiyoubushaoshicongdajiangjunfuchaolaide,keyishuobenjiushitajiade,jiugengbuxiangfangguole。

zuozaibaokulichuitousangqilehaoyihuier,turanyunchongyanjingyiliang,jingwendao:“xitong,nishuoguo,nishihuishouxitong,nenghuishouyiqiehuanjifenduima?zheixiedounenghuishou?”

xitong:“dangran,benxitongkehuishousuzhuchupengdaoyiqiewupin,huanyijifen!”

tingdaozheili,yunchongchedixingfenqilai,zheiyanghenhao,zijinabuzouyejuebujisanhuangziliuxia,suijidaxiaodao:“henhao,henhao,neijiuquanbuhuishouchengjifen!”

shuozhetaanzhaoxitongdecaozuojiaoxuemoshangyikuaijinzhuan,baiguangyishanxiaoshibujian。

“huishoujinzhuanyikuai,jifen+1000!”

tingzhexitongtishi,yunchongruoyousuosidediandiantou,genjuyuanshenjiyi,yikuaijinzhuandagaidengyuyiqianliangyinzi,neimejifenheyinzideduihuanlvjiushiyibiyi。

“ng,zheihuilvhaitinghaosuan!”yunchonglveweimanyidedianlediantou,ranhoumoxiangleyipangdefeicuizhubao……

“huishoufeicuiyudiaoyizuo,jifen+500!”

“huishouyemingzhuyike,jifen+800!”

“huishoubainianhuanghuali,jifen+1000!”

“回收……”

fanshijinyinzhubaoquanbuhuishou,erneixiemingguiyaocaizeshizhuanglegexiangzi,yinweiyunchongbuquedingjinkaoqiannianrencannengbunengzhihaoxiaoniang,suoyiquanbushouqu,yibeibushizhixu。

suizheyishengshengtishixiangqi,qianpingmidebaokuhenkuaijiubiandekongdangdang,quanbeiyunchonghuishourulexitong,jisanhuangziliuxialemanmandejimo。

“wubaiwanjifen?yejiushiwubaiwanliangyinzi?sanhuangzizenmedangde!”

yunchongkanzhexitongdejifenpielepiezui,poganbuman,tameixiangdaoyigehuangzidejiadangcaizheimeyidian,jianzhijiushigeqiongbi,yidianyebuhuiliancai。

“hengheng,sanhuangzi,nibushiyaomouchaocuanweima,wokannizheihuangdizenmedang!”

yunchongkanzhekongkongruyedekufang,lengxiaoyisheng,sanhuangzizheicimouhuabiranyaolalongchaozhongdachen,huafeibiranjuda,xianzaitaliangepidoumeiyou,haizenmeyingduineixieren?

neixieyingyinggougouzhibeimeileliyi,zenmekenenghaigentachuanyitiaokuzi?xianglaineijiahuoyidinghuimafanbuduan,rangtahuiwoqiantu,hengheng。

guaixiaoliangsheng,turantanaozhonglingguangyishan,sanhuangzishiqiongbi,daxiaguokebuqiong,jirankeyihuishousiku,dangranyenenghuishouguoku,yiguocaifujueduikeguan,nichaowoyijia,wojuanniyiguo,xiangxiangdoushishuangfantian!

yunchonglikehuiguiyunfu,zhaodaojizaodelizhi,

lizhihaimeishuohua,yunchongjiujibuzoulai,jiangyigexiangzijiaojita,dao:“zheiliyouqiannianrencan,heshouwu,tianshanxuelian,jipinlingzhi,haiyouhenduomingguiyaocai,nijiaojisansao,rangtazhihaoxiaoniang,wobanwanshiqinglikehuilai。”

“a?shaoye,niyaoganshenmequ……”

shuobabudenglizhihuihua,yunchongbiantachuyunfu,jihuxitong:“qidongchuansonggongneng,zuobiaodaxiaguoku!”