第2章
晴天霹雳！
这是什么狗屁奖赏！
huangdidemimi，nashilaozinengchadeni！
zhidaobaiduzenmesidebu！neijiushizhidaodetaiduole！
shangyigechamimideganggepi，shitihaiwenzheni！nihairangwocha！
你这不是害我吗？！
nigesaolaoniangmen，huaidehen！
xiayumouziliuliudizhuanzhe，“huanghouniangniang，nucaijuede，zheitanchamimisheidounengqu，danshisihouniangniang，haidenucaidezheishouyi，huanlebierenpashiniangniangbuxiguana。”
tuobahongyulenglexiaolian，“bengonghechangbuzhidao，keshi，weiledaju，zhinengrucile。”
taqingshenshangqian，kaikoushuodao，“bengongyihuierjiuhuidaizheniqujianhuangshang，jieshiniyidingyaoxiangbanfaliuzaihuangshangdeshenbian，buran，bengongjiushaleni！”
**，这么暴躁嘛！
xiayuhaiyiweizhaodaolegekaoshanni，jieguoqueshizhaodaoleyigecuimingdeyanwang！
shentouyidao，suotouyeshiyidao，xiayuzhinengxiangenzhequle，ranhouzaijianzhaochaizhao。
yangxindiannei，honghuoyaohuang。
daninghuangdiniezheshouzhongyubi，shouzhiguanjieyinyonglierfanbai，mianhannuqi。
嘭！
tayibajiangshoulidezouzhepaizailezhuozishang。
zheigetuobatianqing，juranganmingmuzhangdandiweixiezhen！
xinzhengbuguoshitileyiju，liangeyingerdoumeiyou，zheigetuobatianqingjiukaishishiyale！
真是反了！
daninghuangdimengditibi，youxiangdaotuobayizushouwojunzhengdaquan，chaoyeneiwaijieshitadedangyu，bianbudebuyingshengshengjiangzheikouqiyanxia。
“huangshang。”zhengsisuoruhehuifuzhijian，taijianzongguanhuhaishengmaizhesuibushangqian，“huanghouniangnianglaile。”
daninghuangdimouziyileng，“yeshenle，zhenyaoxiuxile，jiaohuanghougairizailaiba。”
“huangshangfenmingmeiyouxiuxi，weihebujianchenqie？”、
menwaichuanlaiyizhenjiaomeiwanzhuandeshengyin。
zheidongjing，jiuliandanglewushiniantaijiandehuhaishengtingledouyizhennannai，pianpiangaotaishangdehuangdiquezhengjinweizuo，meiyousihaodefanying。
damentuikai，tuobahongyuchuanzheyixihongyi，niuzheyaozoulejinlai，yixiajiuzuojinlehuangdidehuaili。
“huangshang，xujiuweijianchenqiele，huangshangyebuxiangnianchenqieme？”
tuobahongyujiugenyigehulijingyiyang，yijuyidongdousherenxinpo。
zhijiandaninghuangdishenshoujiangtuobohongyutuikai，qishenmianbugaisedao，“zhenlianrimangyuchaozheng，lengluolehuanghou，shizhendebushi。”
我曹！
xiayukandeshimanxinmanyandepeifu！
这才是真太监吧！
huangdiweilebubeituobashiwanquancaokong，keyishuyuanzheigetuobahongyudaoshiyenenglijie，danshixiayubulijiedeshi，zheidagejuranyidianfanyingdoumeiyoude？！
xiayuyizhidingzhezheihuangdideliangtuizhijian，zhendeshiyimapingchuan，bolanbujing！
zheizhonghaomiaozi，budangtaijian，zhendekexile。
tuobahongyusihuyijingxiguanlehuangdidelengdan，mianshangsuiranyebukaixin，danshiyemeiyouduozuojiujie。
“huangshangxinlao，yeyaobaozhonglongti。”shuozhe，tuobahongyuhuitoukanxiangxiayu，“zhenghao，chenqiexindeyiren，naishizhiqianhuangshangnincengkuaguodetaijianzhaowuyanyishoudiao.jiaochulaidetuer，shoushangdegongfububitashifucha。”
“zhaowuyanbaobiersi，bianrangtadetuerlaijiezhesihouhuangshangba。”
xiayuhenbudebazheigetuobahongyudenaodaidabao！
huangdigangbazhaowuyangaosi，nibawosongguolaijiusuanle，nihaishangganzhejieshao。
xianzhenile，bababade！
rangwoduohuoyitian，nengsia！
huangdisaoleyiyanxiayu，suihoulengshengdao，“zhenzhidaole，buguocirenhaishihuanghouliuzheyongba。zhenshentitinghaode。”
“huangshang，chenqiebuguoshiyinvzi，bubihuangshang，longtideanweibianshitianxiadeanwei，shiyicirenchenqiebuganziliu，ruohuangshangduichenqiesuojianzhirenbuman，cisibianshi。”
我去nmd！
niqinggao，nidafang，woyeshinimenpl.aydeyihuanshima！
tamendafang，xiayukebunengkanzhezijijiuzheimegepile！
talikeshangqian，yibazhuazhulehuangdideshouwan，dasuanluliangshou！
kaiwanxiao，tabiedeyejiusuanle，danshizaizhenjiushanghaishixueledianzhendongxide！
ranghuangshangshufule，meizhunjiuliuxialaile！
taxianzaishiganya.zishangjia，simadanghuomayile。
“huangshang，nucaizheiyishoudeyishu，yidingneng......”xiayushuodaoyiban，liansezhoubian。
erhuangdiyeshunjianhuangle，likeshuaikailexiayu。
“fangsi！zhendelongti，yeshininengsuibianpengde！”
拓博红玉拧眉。
tahaishidiyicijianhuangshangrucijinghuang。
kegangcai，yemeiyoufashengshenmea。
“huangshangshuzui，huangshangshuzui！”
夏羽此时完全慌了。
**，zheihuangdi，zenmeshigenvrena！
guaibudemianduituobahongyuzheizhongbeidiao.jiaochulaideyouwudoumeiyouyidianganjuea！
zheiyaoshiyouganjue，fanerbuduijingle！
“huanghouniangniang，nucai，nucaixueyibujing，buganliuzaihuangshangshenbian，qinghuanghouniangniangdainucaizouba！”
tuobahongyumiqiyanjing，buduandichaoxiayushiyanse。
xiayuaizhetou，jujuejieshouxinhao！
made，zheishuoshenmeyedezoule。
huiquhainenghezheigeniangmenjiangjiangtiaojian，danshiyaoshiliuzaizheili，tajiuwanduzile！
zheizhongshier，sheiyaoshizhidaole，sheijiushigesi！
zhaowuyanshuobudingjiushizhidaolezheigeshiercairangduside！
nanbuchengzheijiushishenmehuangdidemimi？！
tuobahongyushenxiyikouqi，jianjinrisihushijibudui，bianyebuxiangchunuhuangdi，gangxiangshuochenqiegaotui，biantingdaohuangdizhudongkaikou。
“zhendaoshijuede，zheigerenhaoxiangshizhendeyoudianyisi。”
“huanghou，nibatajizhenliuxiaba。”
tuobahongyulikedaxiguowang。
“hao，chenqiezheijiubaren......”
tuobahongyukandaoxiayudoukuaikuchulaile。
buguocishitayeguanjile，xuanzejushouxinxi。
“zheijiubarenliuxia，huangshang，ninhaohaodejiaotasihouninba。”
shuowan，bianchaoxiayushileyigeyanshen，manyidilikaile。
完了！
夏羽心里咯噔一下。
damenheshangdeshunjian，xiayubiantingdaoshenhouchuanlaiyidaodaorenchuqiaodeshengyin。
xiayumengdihuitou，yidaohanguangshanguo，kankancazhexiayudeshentierguo，xiayuxiongkoudeyifudoupole！
“maya！hesiwole，hesiwole！”xiayuwuzhezijidexiaoxinzang，duozaijiaoluo。
cishihuangdishouchiyiduanren，muguangxionghendikanzhexiayu。
“benbuxiangshani，danshinijiranzhidaole，neijiushizijizhaosi。”
“zhenhuidangniweidaningdejiangshanersi，ruozhennengzhongzhangdaquan，dingweiniping.fan，nibiananxinquba！”
huayinluoxia，huangdizaicichidaoerlai！