“漱漱……”
yipianliangfengxilai,lihezhengkaiyan,faxianzijizaiyigedaqiaoshang。
shenbianderendoushichuanzhelvdayi,chouzheyan,maishoujiqiao,ganghuamozhileidedongxi。
ertamianqianshiyipaipaidiepian。
zixiyikan,liheshayanle,zheixiediepiandoushiaa?
“yade,zheibushifanfama?”lihegangxiangshouqilai,qujubao。
quefaxianzijichuanzheyubierentongyangdefuzhuang。
tacaishizheitanweidezhuren!
buduijinger!ganggang,tabushizaixuexiaolishangkema?zenmeturanlaidaozheierle?
jiuzaizheishi,liheyanqianchuxianlewushudekuaibohuamian,tazheicaimingbai。
他,穿越了!
yuanlaizheigeshijiehezijisuozaidexiaguoshitongyigepingxingguojia,suoyoudedongxidoushiyiyangde,zhishibuzaiyigeshijiandianeryi。
ertachuanyuehouhezheigerentongming,yejiaolihe!
shenghuozaiyuancheng,jinnianershiwusui,dazhuanbiye,biyezuodianxiaoshengyi,daomaidiepian。
meitiankaizhesanlunchedongbenxipao,zhiyaomeiyouchengguandedifang,neijiushitamendetiantang。
weileduobichengguan,xiaoshangfanmenzixingzujianleyige“shangfanlianmeng”deqqqun。
zhiyaotamendexianrenzaiqunlifalianggezi,tamenjiuhuilimashoushijiadang,kaizhesanlunchepaoxiangxiayigedidian。
zheilianggezijiushi,“laile”。
qishishangfanmenyeshiweileshenghuo,tamenyeyoujiating,yeyoumengxiang。
ruobushishenghuosuopo,sheiyuanyidianpeiliulini。
zailihedejiyisuipianli,meitiandouyaobeichengguanzhuishiduoci,shenzhiyouxiechengguanduiyutamendouhundelianshule。
“叮!”
jiuzaizheishi,lihedeshoujixiangle,shiqunlidexinxi。
“来了!”
lihegangkandaozheilianggezi,jiutingjianshenpangneigemaishoujiqiaodedageyijingzaishoushidongxile。
其他人也不例外。
“dia,nizenmehaibushoushi,yihuierneijigelaotoulaile!”
pangbiandedageyijingshoushihao,qizhesanlunziliule。
lihefanyingguolai,xunsudeshouqidiepian,yeqizhesanlunzikailiu。
danqunliyoulaixinxile,“bachengshichangneirenliuliangduo,dajiakuailai!”
qunliyourenyijingdaodaleweizhi,falaixinxi。
“**dekuaia!”lihegankaidao。
takenengshizheiqunrenzhongzuiluohoudeyigele。
“doudaole,nizenmemeidao@he。”
jiuzaizheishi,qunguanliyuanaiteleyixialihe,ercishidelihezhengqizhesanlunzi,zaimalushangjichi。
yinweizoudetaiwan,chengguancheqiongzhuibushe。
“made!laotian,weishenmerenjiachuanyuedoushifuerdaishenmede,wochuanyuequeshizheiyangde,taibugongpingleba!”
lizhenfenfenbupingdemadao。
“叮!”
“shenhaodakaxitongzhengzaibangding……”
“1%……”
“16%……”
“28%……”
“89%……”
“100%……”
“shenmeshenme?daka,xitong?”lihezhenglezheng。
“**!”
shangtianjuangu,guoranzhujiaoyaoyoujinshouzhide,tajiushuoma。
buguozheigedakaxitongshiganshenmeyongde?tabixugaoqingchu。
“xitong,nizheiweishenmejiaodakaxitong?”
“weilerangsuzhuchengweiyimingyouxiudeshenhao,xitongjiangpaifarichangrenwu,daogedakadi,zhiyaowanchengzhidingdedakarenwu,huihuodesuijijiangli!”
“tongshi,richangdakameitianwanbadianzhunshikaiqi,tongyanghuihuodefenghoudejiangli!”
tinghou,lihedagaimingbaizheigexitongdezuoyongle,jiushidaka,zuorenwu,huodejiangli。
youxiudeshenhao!congtakaishi!
lihekaishipobujidaidexiangyaozuorenwule,yushizaicikaikouwendao:“xitong,jintianqunaerdaka?”
shuohuajian,lihepingjiejiyi,yijingshuaidiaolechengguanchehaojitiaojie,zuizhongzaiyigefeiqidelanqiuchangfujintingxia。
“叮!”
“xinshourenwu:qingsuzhudaobachengshichangpangbiandemingbiaocheng,liulanliangjiadianpu,wanchengdakarenwu。”
“renwujiangli:lingjuest。”
tingdaojiangli,liheyanzhuzidouyaodengchulaile,renbuzhuhuanxiqilai。
renwujiandan,jianglifenghou。
zheishitazuomengyexiangbudaode!
jingranshizuixinchudelingjuepaoche,haishijiazhongstbande,meiyoushenmebizheigegengyouyouhuolile。
kuangqiezheigedakadihaishizaibachengshichang,ganggangqunliyourenaitetalaizhe,shuodajiadoudaole,jiutameidao。
lihebenlaibuxiangqudiurende,yigemaidiede,yebusaodehuang。
danweilelingjue,tahaidequ。
jiuzaizheishi,lihefaxianqqqunliderenzaibuduandebaogaochengguandeweizhixinxi。
“zaogao,youzhuilaile!”liheqizhesanlunzi,wanmingdeben。
qunliderenyebuduandeaitelihe,rangtalaibachengshichang。
“mashangdao!”lihelaibujidazi,zhidefayuyingaozhi。
tongguosanlunzidehoushijing,lihekandaolexianzaizijideyangzi。
beifengchuidesichupiaodadeliuhai,yizhangwuguanhaisuanjingzhidelian。
最重要的是他很白。
yourenchangshuo,yibaizhesanchou,haizhenshi。
zhibuguotadezheifuxingxiangheneimaidiedewanquanbuda。
甚至有些屈才。
pingjieduiludejiyi,lihecongxiaoluchuansuo,youchenggonger**deshuaizoulechengguan。
conghoushijingzhongkeyiqingchudekanjian,chengguancheshangdejigeren,yumendemajie。
laidaoyuanchengbachengshichangpangbiandemingbiaochengtingchechang,lihebasanlunzidiuzaitaijiexia。
yinweizaiweilaidejigexiaoshinei,tajianghuodelingjueyitai,haiyaoneipowanyingerganshenme。
tuodiaodayi,lihechuandeshiyijianheisechenshan,yitiaoheisekuotuiku。
heise,henhaodexiudelelihededazhangtui,zaijiashangtaneizhangbanjingzhidexiaolianer。
zanqiedingyiwei“shangliushehui”renshi。
mingbiaochengtingchechang,geluhaoche,shubushengshu。
nengtingzaivipqudechedouzaiqianwanyishang,wuyanliusedepaochedouyou。
qishiruguozhendexiangqukanhaoche,buyinggailaimingbiaocheng,ershitaduimiandemengjiangdaqiao。
zheilicaishihaochedetiantang!
youqishiwuyeshierdiankaishi,zheilideshengxiangzhentianzhendi,renaofeifan。
……
yingfengzheimezhangshijian,shuoshihuayouxiekouke。
jiudaomingbiaochengloulouxiadebianlidianmaileyipingshui。
“余额不足!”
fuqianxitongxianshi,liheweixinlideyuejingranbuzule?
“靠!”
liheyaomajiele,yuelihaiyouershikuai,zenme?yipingshuifubuqile?
“xiansheng,zheipingkuangquanshuishidianlizuibianyide,ershiwuyuan!”
piaoliangdefuwuyuanjiejieduiliheweixiaozheshuodao。