第6章
无趣。
当真是无趣至极。
qinzhengkanzheyuanzilidehuahuacaocao，chizhexiaoshaokao，kanzhechitanglibengdadelongyu，kaishisikaorenshengshibushiyinggaizuodiangengyouyiyideshiqing？
“xitongaxitong，gaosuwosheishizheigeshijieshangzuishuaideren？”
“......”xitong。
suoweirenpachumingzhupazhuang，zuijinjitian，qinzhengzailuojianzongdexiongmingsuanshichedichuanlaile。
neixieyiwangjianlezijiangshoutingxiong，xuanyaozhangduandejiahuo，zheishihouyebiandelimaokeqinleqilai。
shenzhijianlemianyedejiaoyisheng“qinge！”
这让秦峥很困扰。
nimenbudangzhewodemianzhuangbile，wohaizenmedanimendelian？
剧本是这样写的么？
shuohaodejuexingjinshouzhizhihouduoanpaiyixiedalianqingjieni？
wuqu，dangzhenshiwuquzhiji。
qinzhengchangzhexiaoqu，linqijiaoluolideyugan，chaozhezongmenhoushanzouleguoqu。
hantanzhiqian，qinzhengzaiyangguangxiaduzichuidiao。
jirilailinqingxuandexiuweitufeimengjin，zaihunshidebangzhuxia，yijucuandaoleneidanjingsanzhong。
erqinzhengdexiuweiziranyegenzheshuizhangchuangao，laidaoletongmaijingsanshiwuzhong。
yuewanghoumian，tanengmingxianganshoudaojingjietishengdeyuefahuanman。
bansuizheshentineideyitiaotiaojingmaibeidatong，tayezaisikao，zheitiaowuditongmaidejintoujiujingshinali。
“dage，woyijinganzhaonishuodefazixiulianle，keshi…”
shiguozhongwu，yechenzhaoleguolai，yilianweinandemoyang。
jirilaitadouanzhaoqinzhengsuojiaoshoudefangfaxiulian，keshiyijiumeiganshoudaotizhijuexingdejixiang。
“jingchengsuozhijinshiweikai，xiangyaoyinzangdetizhinayouneimerongyi？”qinzhengsaoletayiyan，zebeidao：
“zhuajinshijianxiulianba，zheixiehunshininaqu，yaoshibugoudehuazaiyao！”
qinzhengrengguoquyibaohunshi，houzhedakaiyikan，dunshidaoxiyikouliangqi。
zheilimiankongpazuzuyouershijikuaizhiduo！
“da…dage…ni......”
yechenwanquanmeibanfaxiangxinzheigemoshengrenheyinengduizijizheimehao，nianshaodexinzhonghuranyouleweidagefutangdaohuodechire！
jiulianyanshendoukaishibiandehuolaqilai。
“xiaoqian，dagewoa，zhengqianburongyi，suoyiniyaohaohaozhenxi，haohaoxiulian，mingbaimei？”
qinzhengbeitadingdeyouxiefamao，guzuogankaidepailepaiyechendejianbang。
“好的大哥！”
yechenganjitiling，jiuchameijiqinzhengguixiale，yibusanhuitoudefashihuiquzhihouhaohaoxiulian。
“哎，鱼都跑了。”
daidaoyechenzouhou，qinzhengtanlekouqi，congxiaodengzidixiachouchuyiben《kaijubangdingjueshinvjianxian》。
“zheijiahuozaobulaiwanbulai，pianpiankandaogaochaodeshihoulaile！”
“yaoshibeirenkandaowotangtangtianmingrenduzheizhongdongxi，neihaizenmejieshi？”
shuoba，tayouduanqishulaizixiyandu。
shijishangyechendetizhijuexingmeineimejiandan。
zhishaoheqinzhenganpaidemeiriyitaoguangboticaomeiyoubanmaoqianguanxi。
yechenshizhenguidehonghuangti，xuyaoyonghonghuangxuemaijihuo。
zheishiqinzhenghoulaiwenxitongcaidezhi。
洪荒血脉在哪？
一问三不知。
neijirandayinglenengzenmeban？
只有先忽悠着呗！
haozaiyechenzheixiaozitounaore，yiqiangrexue，babudeweiqinzhengxianchushengming，suoyiqinzhengshuoshenmetadouxin。
xianlaichuidiaoyiri，daoleriboxishanzhishi，qinzhengkanzhefeiniaoaoxiangtianji，luoxiayuguwuqifei，shoushishoushidongxi，jiukaishiwanghuizoule。
“dadanxiaozei，laofupairenchuanni，niweihebujian！”
xingzhiyiban，shanjianxiaolushang，huranchuxianyiqingpaozhongnianren，shenxingxiaoshou，xingrongkugao，yifuzongyuguodudemoyang。
“yo，zheibushi…neigesheime。”
qinzhengbantianmeixiangdaozheishishei，dahahadao：“niyelaidiaoyua！”
“kan！sanshierjindeyinyanglong！”
qinzhengbaoqihuailidelongyushuodao：“wohenishuo，wojintianfaxianneigewozibujiandan，limiandoushidahuo，danduibuqi，wobuhuigaosuni。”
“hunzhang！wozaiwennihua！nizhenshidandabaotian！”
zayuanzhanglaozhaolijile，liansezhanghong，zheixiaozijijizhazhashuoyidui，wanquanmeibazijifangzaiyanli。
zijisuiranshizayuandezhanglao，zenmeshuoyeshiluojianzongguanliceng，zenmenengrangyigexiaodizikanbian！？
“e，woxiangqilaile！”
qinzhengshangxiadaliangletayibian，heiheiyixiao。
“nijiushineigexiashanxunhuawenliu，jieguoshenchaneji，chadianqiaojiao，zuihoubeineimenzhanglaochushoujiuhuilai，tonglingzayuanchihepiaodudeneitiao——caihuayegou！”
“nizaihushuoshenme？！？”
杂院长老震怒。
“yi，bushime？”qinzhengxiaodao，yifuleranyuxiongdejiashi：“yezhengchang，bijingxiaogoubeidale，laogouzongyaochulaifeiliangsheng。”
“shuo！woxiaogougejintianjinianpaileshenmerenwu？”
“qinzheng！nimoyaobuzhihaodai！”
zayuanzhanglaoliansetieqing，shenzhiliandaodilaizheiliganshenmedouxiangbuqilaile，zhijuedejihuogongxin，shangqianyibuyibazhangzhaohuleguolai！
“aiyaya…zheigairuheshihao…”
qinzhenglenglengyixiao：“zhanglaozuoshizhenshijinshen，zhuanmentiaozheizhongmeiyourendedifangduiwoxiashou。”
“tongmaixiaodiziwoa，jintianzhenshiyaodaodameile！”
“heng！zhidaojiuhao！”zayuanzhanglaolengheyisheng。
zheiyizhangkeweishishidalichen，tasuiranbujingtongxiuxing，danzuoweizayuanzhanglao，yishenxiuweiyijiuzaineidanwuzhong，bukeweibushenhou。
zhishaoduifuyigetongmaijingdexiaozamao，tabuzhidaozenmecaihuiyingoulifanchuan！
解气啊！
tafangfoyijingkandaozheixiaomaozeidaozaidishangqiuraodemoyang！
sheiliaoxiayike，qinzhengshenxingyishan，jingzhiduoleguoqu，sudukuaidaohouzhezhikandaoyipiancanying！
jingenzhe，tataochushoulideheiseduanjian，chaozhezayuanzhanglaodebeihoumengdijiushiyixia！
噗！
duanjianjikuaidecichuantahoubei，jingenzhexianxuemengdicuanlechulai。
“wuqu，dangzhenshiwuqu。”
kanzhezayuanzhanglaoliangqiangdeshenying，qinzhenglenglengyixiao：“benlaixiangmingzaozaiguolaidawode，nizheimezhejiwoyemeibanfa，nishuoshibushi？”
“ni！…nizuoleshenme？！…”
zhaolimanyanjinghai，yanzhuzidengyuan，buduandimozhehoubeishangdexueji，shenziyidiandianhoutui。
“zuoleshenme？dangranshijileniyidaobei？”
qinzhengnamenerle，zheiyoushenmehaowende。
“bukeneng，ni！…nijuebukeneng…”
“adidasi，nothingisimpossible！”qinzhengxixiyixiaodao：“kunlejiuganjinshuiba，buranyihuierwochibushangwanfanle。”
weilebangzhuqizhumian，qinzhengyouzaizheisibeihouchuolejixia。
quebaohouzheyijing“shuishu”zhihou。
yijiaojiangtatidaolexuanyadixiadeheliuzhong。
zheijianzhishishangdengdawocailiao！