tayueshuoyuexingfen，yanshenzhuozhuodikanxiangxuanyi：“xuanyidaoyoua，nikan，nixianzaishenliweifu，zhuzaizheixiaoshuitanliyetingbiequshiba？dengnatiannihuifushentongle，nengbunengxianbanggexiaomang？bazanjiahoumianneijishimukaotianchifandehantian，jigaichengshuijiaodi？zuihaozaiyintiaohuoshuiguolai，yangdianyuxiaxieshenmede，yihouzanjiachihejiubuchoule！yaoshihainengshunbianbashanjiaoxianeitiaolaoshifanlandepohejizhiyizhi，rangzanjiatiandizaiyebupahonglao，neijiugenghaole！”
xuanyitingdemudengkoudai，yuzuizhangzhe，wangleheshang。
jiangziyayishoufue，burenzhishi。
mashiquehunranbujue，jixuchangxiangweilai，tacoujintanbian，yadishengyin，shenmixixididuixuanyishuo：“haiyoua，daoyou，nikanwojiazheilaotouzi，yibanianjilehaizhengtiandongbenxipao，genxiebusanbusideyaojingdajia，duoweixian！yihoutazaichumen，nitoutougenzhe，guanjianshihoutugepaopao……ebu，shishizhangeshentong，huzhetadian！nifangxin，burangnibaigan！dengyihouzanjiafadale，jinixiugebilonggonghaiqipaideshuifu！”
xuanyicheditanzaileshuili，ganjuezijibushizhaolegemengyou，ershiqianlezhangmaishenqi，haishizhangqi、wuchang、fudaigezhongqipayaoqiudeneizhong。
takanzheyanqianzheiweisiluqingqi、mubiaomingque、jiang“wujinqiyong”fahuidaojizhidejiangfuren，youkanlekanpangbianyilian“wojiuzhidaohuizheiyang”dejiangziya，neixinyipianbeiliang。
zheifengshendajiedeshui……haoxiangbigonggongdangnianjiaohundebeihai，haiyaoshenbukecea！
ertade“daoyou”shengya，zhudingyaozaijifeigoutiaoyugezhong“xiaomang”zhong，honghonglieliedizhankaile……
xuanyizaihantanzhongandunlexialai。tanshuiqinglie，yunhandelingqisuixibo，danshengzaichixubuduan，rutongjuanjuanxiliu，huanhuanziyangzhetaneicanpodeshengeheganhedeshenlichi。tadabufenshijiandouchenzaitandizuishenchu，yibiantanlandixishouzheshuilingzhiqi，yibianzaishenhunzhongmomoyunzhuanzhegulaodeshuishenchuanchengfajue，shitujiangneizhuwangbandeliehenxiufunapayisiyihao。
raner，lixiangdexiuxingshenghuozongbeixianshide“reqing”daduan。
mashiguoranjianxingletadechengnuo，duixuanyide“gongfeng”keweiwuweibuzhi。zhishizheigongfengdefangshi，rangxuanyiyouxiexiaoshoubuqi。
“xuanyidaoyou！kaifanla！”
meirisanci，mashineihongliangdesangmenhuizhunshizaitanbianxiangqi。taduanlaidebushishenmexianluqiongjiang，ershitaqinshou**de、yigegezuyouwankoudadelinggubingzi（tazichengchanle“xiancaofen”，shijishangjiushihoushanwadeputongcaoyaogenjingmodefen），huozheshiyidapenjushuoshiyong“lingquan”（qishijiushishanjianshui）aozhude、huzhuangdebumingwu。
gengrangxuanyitoupifamadeshi，mashizongxihuanzaita“yongshan”shi，dunzaitanbian，shoulinazheneibenjiangziyaouerfanyuede、buzhinageyeluzixiushibianzhuande《jingguaiyangchengzhinan》yu《shuizuxixingchutan》，yibianduizhao，yibianduitajinxingguanchahedianping：
“shushangshuo，lingyuxijing，xuyirouhelingyinanfu……daoyou，wojinichanggexiaoquer？”shuoba，yebuguanxuanyitongbutongyi，bianchekaisangzichangqilehuangqiangzoubandexiangyexiaodiao，zhendetanshuiwengwengzuoxiang。
“ei？zheishushanghuadeshenyu，linpiandouliuguangyicai，daoyounizheiyanseshibushiyoudiananchen？shibushiyingyangbuliang？mingtianwojinibingziliduojiadian‘xiancaofen’！”
“daoyou，nizenmelaopazaishuidi？shushangshuojiankangdeyudouhuopohaodong，niyouliangquanjisaozikankan？huodongjingu，youzhuyuxiaohuaxishou！”
xuanyibeifandejihuyaoshenjingshuairuo，henbudeyitouzhuangsizaitandishitoushang。tashitu**，danmeicigangfushangshuimian，mashijiuyanjingyiliang，kaishixinyilunde“guanhuai”yu“yanjiu”。tashenqiehuaiyi，zheifurenshibushibatadangchenglemouzhongxinqidejiachuzaisiyang。
jiangziyaduicitongchangshiyanguanbi，biguanxin，jiazhuangmeikanjian，ouerbeixuanyifennudemuguangdengdeshoubule，caikesouliangsheng，quanyiju：“furen，xuanyidaoyouxuyaojingxiu……”
“jingxiushenme？”mashilikefanbo，“meitingshushangshuoma？bimenzaocheyaobude！deduojiaoliu，duohuodong！nikandaoyougenwoduotouyuan，meiciwogentashuohua，tadouyoushanglaitingni！”
xuanyi：“……”（woneishizaizhaojihui**！）
chulerichangsaorao，mashinei“hongweilantu”yekaishizhubushishi。
taxianshibizhejiangziyayongfali，zaihantanpangyoukaipileyigexiaoxiedeshuichi，meiqimingyue“rangxuanyidaoyouyougesanbuhuanxinqingdedifang”。ranhou，tabuzhicongnalinonglaijishiweiputongdecaoyu、liyumiao，yigunaodaolejinqu。
“daoyou，zheixiedoushinideziminle！nimeishijiuguanjiaoguanjiaotamen，rangtamenzhangdekuaixie，feixie！yihouzanjiachiyujiubuyongchoule！”mashichazheyao，kanzheshuichilineixiemengdongdexiaoyu，lianshangyangyizhefengshoudexiyue。
xuanyikanzheneixiezaitayanzhongyulouyiwuyidefanyu，neixinbeifenjiaojia。xiangtatangtangshuishen，huixiacengshifanjiangdaohaidejiaolong、xingfengzuolangdeeyuan，rujinjingyaotiyijiefanrenfuru“guanjiao”kouliangyu？！
更离谱的还在后面。
yiri，mashixingchongchongdilinzhegemutonglaidaotanbian，tonglizhuangzhebantongnianhuhu、sanfazhexingchouqiweideyuni。
“daoyou！kuaikan！zheikeshiwocongshiliwaineigejushuoyouheshenbaoyoudenitangliwalaide‘lingzhaoxianni’！《jingguaiyangchengzhinan》shangshuole，yongzheigejilingyufushen，nenggubenpeiyuan，liangzelinpian！lai，biekeqi，saozibangnizuogequanshenniyu！”
xuanyikanzheneitongsanfazhebuxiangqixideyuni，hedehunfeiposan，chiliuyixiazuandaotandizuiyinbideshifengli，renpingmashizaianshangruhehuhuan、liyou（“fuleniwanshangjinijiacan！”）、shenzhiweixie（“zaibuchulaiwanshangjiuranglaotouzinianjingchaoduni！”），doujianjuebukenlumian。
zuihouhaishijiangziyashizaikanbuxiaqu，yi“xuanyidaoyouzhengzaixiulianguanjianchu，shoubudedarao”weiyou，lianhongdaipian，caibazhizheyu“kexueyangzhi”defurenquanzou。
jingciyiyi，xuanyishenkerenshidao，biqijiangziyaneidiansuanji，mashizheizhonghaowuzhangfa、reqingguodude“guanhuai”caigengjushashangli。taxiuliandegengkekule，zhipannengzaorihuifuxiexushili，zhishao……nengyougeqingjing！
zheiyiri，jiangziyawaichufangyou（shizeshiqudatanxiaoxi），mashiyenandeanjing，sihushiquzhenglitaneipianbaobeihantianle。xuanyizhongyudelebanriqingxian，zhengningshenyindaoshuilingzhiqichongshuashengeshangyidaoxiweideliewen。
turan，yizhenjiqiyinhui，querangtashenhunbennengzhanlideqixi，rutongwuxingdezhusi，qiaoranshentoujinshangu，chanraozaihantanzhishang。
neiqixiyinleng、wuhui，daizheyizhongzhenduishuizujingguaideeyiyushufuli！
“嗖——”
yidaojihutoumingdehuisesixian，kuairushandian，congshanguyicedeyinyingzhongshechu，zhicitanshui，mubiaoheranshixuanyizangshendeshifeng！zheisixianshangfuzhedefali，zuyishunjianmabibingqinnaqianniandayao！
shizhuanmenbulielingchongdexiushi？！haishi……chongzhetashuishenbenyuanlaide？！
xuanyixintoujuzhen，cancundeshenlishunjianbennengdiyongdong，jiuyaobuguyiqiedibaofa。tasuiranxuruo，danpinzheshengezaicishousun，yeyaorangzheitouxizhechangchanglihai！
raner，jiuzaizheiqianjunyifazhiji——
“haowa！nageshaqiandaodetouxingtoudaolaoniangjialilaile？！gandongwodeyu！！”
yishengbaohe，rutongpingdijinglei，mashirutongshenbingtianjiang，buzhiheshiyiranchuxianzaitanbian。tashoulimeinakandao，ershilinzheyiba……yonglaipofenjiaotiandezhangbingdamushao，shaozilihaicanliuzhexiexukeyide、weidaonongyude“jinghua”！
takanyebukan，pingzheneigubiaohandebennenghedui“zijiacaichan”dejueduishouhuyizhi，lunyuanlegebo，jiangneishengmanle“nongjiafei”dedamushao，chaozhehuisesixianshelaidefangxiang，mengdipoleguoqu！
“哗啦——！”
yunhanzhedadihouzhongqixiyumouzhong……duteshengmingnengliangdehunzhuoyeti，putiangaididisaxiangneipianyinying。
“呃啊——！”
yishengqiliyouchongmanexingandecanjiaocongyinyingzhongchuanchu。neiwuxingdehuisesixianrutongbeiliehuozhuoshao，shunjiancuncunduanlie、xiaosan。jinjiezhe，yigechuanzhehuisedaopao、shenxingshouxiaodeshenyinglangbeibukandicongyinyingligunlechulai，daopaoshangzhanmanlehuangbaizhiwu，chouqixuntian，tashuangshouhuluandizailianshangmozhe，fachuzhenzhenganou。
“huiwu！jingshizhiyinzhihuidefanjianwuzhuo！polewo‘fulingxuansi’！wayaya……qishawoye！”neixiushiqidehunshenfadou，kanxiangmashideyanshenchongmanleyuanduhenanyizhixin。
mashikebuguanzheixie，tachazheyao，rutonghududemushi，pokoudama：“nalilaideazapocai！ganlainimanainaidedipansaye？haixiangtouwodeyu？yebudatingdating，zheishilibaxiang，sheigandongwomashikanshangdedongxi！haibukuaigun！zaibugun，laoniangxiayishaozhijieweinizuili！”
tazuoshiyouyaoquyao“danyao”。
neihuiyixiushixianranmeiyudaoguozheizhongbujiangdaoli、shouduanhairuci……jiediqideduishou，kanzhemashishouzhongneisanfazhekongbuqixidemushao，yijitashenhouneifangkansiputong、queyinyinrangtagandaoyisibuandehantan（tayiweishitanzhong“lingyu”dehushenshouduan），zaiwendaozijishenshangneilingrenzhixideweidao，zhongjiushidanqiyixie。
“ni……nizheipofu！nijiwodengzhe！”taliaoxiayijuhaowuweishelidehenhua，yegubudeshenmefengdu，liangundaipa，huazuoyidaohuiguang，langbeidunzou，kongqizhongzhiliuxiayigunanyixiaosandeyiwei。
mashichaozheneirenxiaoshidefangxianghenhencuileyikou：“pei！songbao！”ranhouzhuanshen，guanqiedikanxiangtanshui，“daoyou？meishiba？hezhemei？biepaa，yousaozizai，kannagebukaiyandegandongni！”
xuanyiduozaishifengli，yuyandengdeliuyuan，neixinshoudaoleqiansuoweiyoudechongji。
ta……tagangcaikandaoleshenme？
yigezhishaoshilianshenfanxujibiedexiushi，zhuanmenyonglaiduifushuizujingguaidefulingxuansi……beiyishao……nongjiafei……jipole？
还被打得狼狈逃窜？
zhei……zheimashi……daodishihefangshensheng？！nandaotacaishiyinzangzaizheishangulidejueshigaoren？zheipofentuidideshouduan，jianzhishi……jianzhishiwensuoweiwen，jiansuoweijian！kanchengdadaozhijian，fanpuguizhen？！
yishijian，xuanyikanxiangmashidemuguang，chongmanleshenshendejingwei（yijiduineimushaodekongju）henanyiyanyudefuzaqingxu。
tasihu……youdianmingbai，jiangziyaweishenmeduitayoupayou……yilaile。
zheifuren，kongpabitaxiangxiangzhong，haiyao“lihai”deduo。zijizhei“hezuozhe”deshenfen，pashiyaozaizheiduiqipafufude“jingxinzhaoliao”xia，zouxiangyitiaoyufaqiquerbukeyucededaolule。
zineirimashiyishao“xianniang”jingzouhuiyixiushihou，xuanyikantadeyanshenchedibianle。neibuzaishikanyigeguozaofanfudeyanshen，ershidaizheqifenjingwei、liangfenkongju，haiyouyifennanyiyanyudetansuoyu。tashenzhikaishihuaiyi，zheimashishibushimouweiyouxirenjian、zhuanxiu“hundundadao”deyuangudaneng？
ermashi，jingguo“huyu”yiyi，zixinxingengshikongqianpengzhang。tayufarendingxuanyishinengdailaihaoyunde“jiazhaijinli”，duitade“gongfeng”yu“yanjiu”yegengjiabianbenjiali。
zheiri，jiangziyachoumeikuliandicongwaimianhuilai，paoxiushanghaidaizhexiexuweisandeyaoqi。
“furen，xuanyidaoyou，qingkuangyouxiebumiao。”tatanlekouqi，“neiridehuiyiren，sihushi‘wanshoumen’deqitu，zhuansibuliezhenqiyishou。tasuibei……beifurenjitui，danxiaoxikongpayijingzoulou。rujinzheifujin，kuitandeshixianduolebushao。”
xuanyixinzhongyijin。wanshoumen？tingmingzijiubushishancha。taxianzaizheizhuangtai，duifugexiaoyaoxiaoguaihaixing，ruoshiyinlaizhenzhengdegaoshou……
mashiquehunbuzaiyi，yibianyonglirouzheshoulijialeshuangbei“xiancaofen”delinggumiantuan，yibiantouyebutaidishuo：“pashenme？laiyigewopoyige，lailianggewopoyishuang！zhenghaohoushanneifenchikuaimanle，zhengchoumeidifangyongni！”
jiangziyazuijiaochouchuleyixia，wunaidao：“furen，cifa……keyibukezai。erqie，woshoudaoxiaoxi，sihuyougengmafandejiaosebeiyinlaile。”
“shei？”xuanyirenbuzhukaikou，shengyindaizheyisiningzhong。
jiangziyamianseguguai，huanhuantuchusangezi：“shengongbao。”
xuanyiyuweiyijiang。shengongbao？neigehaocheng“daoyouqingliubu”、zounaernaerdaomeidesaobaxing？tazenmeyebeijingdongle？
mashiqueyanjingyiliang：“shengongbao？tingzhexianggeyouqiandedaoshi？tashibushiyexiangmaizanjiadeyu？laotouzi，nigentashubushu？nengbunengbajiaqiantaigaodian？wokanxuanyidaoyouzheipinxiang，shaoshuoyedehuantasanjiandawafang，shimushuijiaodi！”
jiangziya&xuanyi：“……”（furen/dasao，nidesilunengbunengbiezongzaifangchantiandishangdazhuan？！）
jiuzaijiangziyashituxiangfurenjieshishengongbaoshihedengweixianrenwushi，shanguwaituranchuanlaiyigeqingyue，quedaizhejifenyinrouxieqideshengyin：
“ziyashixiong，bielaiwuyanga？tingwennideleyijianyibao，nengyindongweishuibenyuan，shidiwotelaizhanyang，haiqingxinggefangbian。”
shuocaocao，caocaodao！zhengshishengongbao！
jiangziyalianseyibian，dihedao：“buhao！talaile！furen，nidaixuanyidaoyouxianbiyibi！”
mashiquebamiantuanwanganbanshangyishuai，liumeidaoshu：“bishenmebi？zheishilaoniangdedipan！wodaoyaokankan，shinagebukaiyandeganlaiqiangwode……e，zanjiadedaoyou！”
tashunshouchaoqikaozaiqiangbiande……shaohuogun（kandaoshangcipofenhouhaimeixi），jiuyaowangwaichong。
jiangziyasiminglanzhu：“furen！moyaochongdong！zheishengongbaoxiuweigaoshen，koumifujian，zuishanguhuorenxin，qieyishenxieshufangbushengfang！ni……”
huayinweiluo，shangurukoudejianloujinzhirutongzhihubanbeipokai，yidaoshenyingyouranduobuerru。lairenshenzhexuansedaopao，mianrongjunmeiquedaizheyisiyinzhi，zuijiaoqinzheruoyouruowudexiaoyi，zhengshishengongbao。tamuguangyisao，zhijielveguolerulindadidejiangziyaheshouchishaohuogun、nuqichongchongdemashi，jingzhundiluozailehantanzhongneitiaojinhongsedeliyushenshang。
“zeze，guoranshenyifeifan，lingguangneiyun，shuiyuntiancheng。”shengongbaoyanzhongshanguoyisitanlan，suijikanxiangjiangziya，xiaodao，“shixiong，ruciyibao，nizangyucidi，qifeibaotiantianwu？buruorangyushidi，wobiyizhongbaoxianghuan，gengnengbaonifufuerrenrihoufuguiwuyou，ruhe？”
“fangniniangdepi！”mashilvxiankaima，“zheishilaoniangdezhenzhaizhibao！feimaipin！shixiangdeganjingundan！”
shengongbaoxiaorongbubian，yanshenquelenglejifen：“zheiweibianshisaoziba？guoran……xingqingzhishuang。zhishi，cidenglingwu，youdezhejuzhi。saoziqiangliu，kongzhaohuoduana。”tahuayuqingrou，quedaizhewuxingdejingshenyapo，shituhandongmashidexinshen。
ruoshixunchangfuren，zhipazaoyixinshenshishou。danmashishishei？tashenjingzhicuzhuang，yizhizhijianding，kanbibuzhoushanyihai（xuanyineixinpingjia）。tazhijuedezheixiaobailiandaoshishuohuayinyangguaiqi，tingzhejiulaiqi！
“huoduan？laoniangkannijiushizuidadehuoduan！”mashisihaobushouyingxiang，shaohuogunyizhi，“shaozaineierjijiwaiwai！yaodajiuda，budajiugun！biedanwulaonianghemian！”
shengongbaolianshangdexiaorongzhongyuguabuzhule。talenghengyisheng，xiupaoyidou，yidaowuguangqiaowushengxidishexiangmashi，neiwuguangzhongyunhanzheshiguxiaohundeyindufali！
“furenxiaoxin！”jiangziyajinghu，zhengyaochushou。
xuanyiyexintouyijin，zhunbeipinzhezaicishenlifanshiyeyaochushouxiangzhu。
raner，jiexialaifashengdeyimu，rangsuoyourendoujingdaile！
zhijianmashimianduineixilaidewuguang，bushanbubi，fanerxiangshibeijinule，mengdishenxiyikouqi，xiongtanggaogaoguqi，ranhou——
“吼——！！！”
yishengnanyixingrongde、fangfo**leshijingpofumajie、xiangcunhanfuhouwa、yijimouzhonghonghuangxiongshoupaoxiaodehunheyinbo，congtakouzhongpenboerchu！
zheiyinbobingfeifali，queyunhanzhemashineipotianhanyong、baiwujinjideqianghengyizhi，yijichangnianlaozuojileidebangboxueqi！yinboguochu，kongqifanqirouyankejiandeniuqulianyi！
“嘭！”
neidaoyindudewuguang，zaizheikancheng“wuli+jingshenshuangzhonggongji”dekongbuyinbomianqian，rutongzhuangshangtongqiangtiebi，jingfachuyishengaiming，shunjiankuisan，xiaomiyuwuxing！
shengongbaocubujifang，beizheiyunhanjizhi“poxie”xiaoguo（chuncuishiyinweitaipola、taimanheng）deyinbozhengmianchongji，zhijuedeerzhongwengwengzuoxiang，shenhunyizhenjuliezhendang，tineifalidouxianxieshikong！tadengdengdengliantuisanbu，junmeidelianshangdiyiciluchulejianguibandebiaoqing！
“ni……nizheishishenmeshentong？！”shengongbaoshishengjinghu，tazonghenghonghuangduonian，jianguowushudaofashentong，quecongweijianguoruci……rucibujiangdaoli、manhengzhijidegongjifangshi！
mashiyizhaodeshou，gengshideyi，chayaomadao：“shentong？zheishilaoniangzuchuande‘hedongshihou’！zhuanzhinimenzheixiezhuangshennongguidexiaobailian！haiyoumeiyou？zailai！kanlaoniangbuhousini！”
姜子牙目瞪口呆。
xuanyiyuzuizhangchengleoxing，neixinxianqijingtaohailang：“he……hedongshihou？！zhei……zheinandaoshishichuanyijiudetaiguwuzuzhanji？yiwushangxueqiyuyizhihandongxukong？budui，zheifenmingjiushipofumajieshengjiban！ke……keweishenmeweilizheimeda？！lianshengongbaodounenghoutui？！zheimashi……daodishishenmeguaiwu？！”
shengongbaolianseyizhenqingyizhenbai，tasisidingzhemashi，youjidandikanleyiyanhantanzhongneitiaosihuyechuyuzhenjingzhuangtaide“lingyu”，zaiganshouzheshanguwaiyinyinbeizheibiandongjingxiyinerlaideqitaqixi，xinzhijinrikongpananyideshoule。
“hao！haoyigejiangziya！haoyige……hanfu！”shengongbaoyaoyadao，yanshenyinleng，“jinrizhici，shenmoujixiale！zanmenlairifangzhang！”
shuoba，tazaibutingliu，shenxinghuazuoyidaoheiyan，langbeidunzou，bineiridehuiyixiushihaiyaocangcu。
山谷内，一片寂静。
mashipailepaishou，xiangshiganzoulezhicangying，zhuanshenduihaizaishihuadejiangziyahexuanyideyidao：“kanjianmei？duifuzheizhongxiaobailian，jiudelaiyingde！gentajiangdaoli？piyongmeiyou！”
tawanyaojianqidiaozaidishangdeshaohuogun，huranxiangqishenme，duitanlidexuanyiluchuyige“heai”dexiaorong：“daoyoushoujingleba？biepa，wanshangsaozijinijiacan，linggubingziguangou！”
xuanyikanzhemashinei“heshan”dexiaorong，tingzhenei“jiacan”dechengnuo，buyouzizhudidalegehanzhan（ruguoyuhuidazhandehua）。
taxianzaiwubiqueding，yijikending——
zheijiangziyafufu，jueduishitashensheng（yusheng）zhongyudaode，zuilipu、zuiweixian，yezui……shenbukecedezuhe！
ertaneikansibiequde“hezuo”shengya，sihuzhengzaiyiyizhongtawanquanwufayuliaodefangshi，huaxianggengjiahuanle（？）yujingsong（！）deshenyuan……xiayigebeimashi“hou”tuide，youhuishinalushenxianni？