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wuqiongdejinguangbuduandezuanjintoudingshangdewuhunzhizhong，yipangdelinqingyuyouxiechijingdewuzhuzijidexiaozui，yishuangdadademeimouzhizhongmanshizhenjing。
“这......”
linqingyushenweilinjiadeda**，jianshiziranshifeifan，danchuxianzaixiaofanshenshangdechangjingrengranhaishiyouxiechaochuletaderenzhi。
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“zheishishenmeqingkuang？”xiaofanshenshangchuxiandeqingkuanglingshenfengxueyuandelaoshiyouxiemuguangdaizhidewendao，shentigengshiyouxiebuyouzizhudezhandou。
“cizishenshangfashengdeshiqingdaoshihechuanshuozhongdewuhunjinhuadaoshiyouxiexiangsi！”guangmingxueyuandelaoshilveweichensileyixiashuodao，yanshenzhizhongshanshuozhejidongdeshense。
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“**，zheibukenengba！”
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“狗系统！”
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“吼！”
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【ding，gongxisuzhubabawuhunjinhuachenggong，jiuzhuajinlongwuhunheshengminggushuwuhunyidaozhang】
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zheizhijifangfoshunjiandakailerenduermai，yunqiu，paida，haobuweifeng。
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