第2章
woganjuezijidenaodaihenqingxing，danjiaodixiaquerutongcaizhemianhuaside，xiaotuiyiruan，shentibushoukongzhidedaoxiangta。
尴尬了。
wozhenggerenchadianguazaitashenshang。
nvzimenhengleyisheng，liumeiweicu，yanshenzhongchongmanbuyue。
woganjindaoqian，tahenhendidengzhewo，wodunshijiuxiangzaoledianjiyibanshayan。
jiubalimeinvhenduo，dantajueduishijinwanwojianguozuipiaoliangzuiyouweidaode。
tamianlubumandidenglewoyiyan,maleshengliumang，ranhoumaikaidazhangtuidengdengdengjinlejiuba。
woyaoleyaotou，xiangzhezheiouyudexiaomeihao，xinqinghaoleyixie。
chouwanyanhuilai，gangtashangerceng,jiutingjianyigeqingcuidenvshengxiangleqilai。
“biedaliwo！yibianqu！”
woyileng，xunzheshengyinkanqu，neibuzhengshigangcaibeiwozhuangdaodeneigenvrenma！
cike，tazhengbeiyigeyoutoufenmiandejiahuojiuchanzhe，nvrenbushengqifan，shoulijiubeiyiyang，poletayilian。
dunshi，errenjiuchenglequanchangjiaodian,shenzhihaiyourenbuxianshidachuiqilekoushao。
nandelianshangyoudianguabuzhu，taehenhendekanzhenvzi，pokoudama：“ca！doushichulaiwande，zhuangshenmeqingchun！”
shuowan，shenshoujiuyaoqulachezheinvzi。
jiubalizheimeduoren,dandoubaozhekanrenaodexintaixiushoupangguan，genbenmeirenxiangyaozhanchulaibangta。
zheishihou，tayoubeinvzipoleyibeijiu，dunshinaoxiuchengnu，taishoujiuyaojinvziyigeerguang，woshizaikanbuxiaqule，chongguoquyibazuanzhutadegebo。
“shoujiwofangxia！nipengtayixiashishi？”
zheijiahuoyileng，shangxiadalianglewojiyan，yilianbuxie，“ca！niyasheia？shaoguanxianshi！xinbuxinlaozifeileni？”
woxiaolexiao，huanglehuangshouji，“gangcaizheiduanwodouluxialaile，niyaoshibuxiangdiurendiudaowangshang，jiujixuzheteng！”
zheijiahuotongkongyisuo，lianseweibian，ehenhendedingzhewokanleyihuier，yaozheyadiandiantou。
“suannihen！yihoubierangwozaipengdaoni！”
taliaoxiajuhenhua，langbeidelikailejiuba。
meirenaokekanyihou，jiubayouhuifulexuanxiao。
nvzimuguangfuzadekanzhewo，zhuchunqingqi，“gangcaixiexieni！”
xiangqigangcaitazaimenkoumawodeyangzi，worenbuzhukuxiaolejisheng，baibaishou，zhuanshenhuidaozijidezuoweiqian。
wozuoxialaimeiduojiu，neinvziniuzhexiaomanyao，duanzheyibeiganmatiannizouleguolai。
“zheibeisuanwoxienide。”
wokuxiaolejisheng，changshizhewen：“yaobu，yikuaihedianer？”
nvziyileng，kenengmeixiangdaowohuizheimeshuo，mingxianyouyuleyixia，qingqingdiandiantou。
woyejitadianlebeiganmatianni，taminleyixiaokou，yiweishenzhangdekanlewoyiyan，shitanxingdewendao：“fenshoule？”
“bizheihaican！lihunle！”
nvziyileng，luchuyimoqianyidexiaorong，“buhaoyisi，wobushiguyide。”
wobaibaishou，biaoshizijimeiwangxinliqu。
jiujingshilajinjulideliangyao，henkuaiwojiuzhangwoletadejibenziliao。
tajiaolinfeifei，yeshigangfenshou，qiannanyoupituiletaguimi，yeshibeitazhuojianzaichuang。
wojuqijiubei，“neizanliangpengyibeiba！tongshitianyalunluoren，zaoyujihuyimoyiyang，yihouyouwoyikoufanchi，jiubaozhengyouniyigewanshua。”
linfeifeipuchiyixiao，meirenzhubazuilidejiudoupenchulaile，xiongkoudeyifulikejiushile。
tayibiannazhijincashiyifu，yibianmaiyuanwo，“nizheixinyetedale，doulihunle，haiyouxinqingkaiwanxiao。”
yangtouyanxiayikoujiu，liantongyujieyitongyanlexiaqu，ranhouwokuxiaozheyaoleyaotou：“lihunleyoubushishijiemori，rizihaishiyaoguoa，tashiquleyigeaitaderen，wokanqingchuleyigechadiantuofuweilaideren。”
taruoyousuosidediandiantou，muguangjiaoxiadekanzhewo，“wohuranjuede，tashiqunishitadesunshi，jiexialainizhunbeiganma？”
woyaozheshouzhongdejiweijiu，chenyinlepianke，kaikoushuodao：“xianzhaogongzuoba！zhishaoxianzaibuyongqukafeitingbaodaojiazhuangshangbanle，wodeguodehaohaode，rangzheiduigounannvhouhui。”
“neige，bushiwodajinia！shuiniqianqineinande，kendingcaidaqicu！”
“财大气粗？”
wochenyinzhekaikou，“wopashizhinengzhanqizhonglianggezile。”
tapielewoyiyan，xiazhangdeyanjingliboguanglinlin，chunjiaoyiyang，“shiyele，laopochuguile，kuinihaiyouxinqingkaiwanxiao，huanbierenzaojiukudebuxingle。”
wominleyikoujiu，“shaonianrencaiweiaikuqi，womenchengnianrenzhihuiweiqiongliulei。”
taxiaozuiyipie，youdianbufuqi，“nijinnianduoda？kanyangzihewochabuduoba？”
“三十，你多大？”
“woduoda......”
linfeifeiyanzhuyizhuan，bawentipaojilewo，“nikanwoduoda？”
woxiayishidixiatou，chiyizhewen：“36？”
talianseyibian，nushiwo，yanjingdoukuaipenchulehuo，“woyouzheimelaoma？”
“woshishuo......b？”
linfeifeixiongfuyiting，linweizhengzuo，kesoulejisheng。
“C。”
wolengleyixia，yaranshixiao，“shijingshijing！buhaoyisi，mucedebuzhun。”
linfeifeilianshangfanqiyimohongrun，shentainiunie，gewaidongren。
“kuiwohaijuedenishigehaoren，yuanlaiheneizhananyiyang！”
wobuyiweirandeheiheiyixiao，“huabunengzheimeshuo，yanhetangkanqilaihaishiyouqubiede。”
linfeifeifanlegebaiyan，“nideyisi，shuonizijishitangbei！”
“woxiangshuo，zheiliangyangzhangdechabuduo，rangnixiaoxin。”
linfeifeixingyanyichen，yangzhuangchennu，“hei！nizheiyisishishuowokanrenbuzhunbei！”
wodiandiantou，“zhangdetaipiaoliang，kenengzaikanrenzheifangmianjiurongyibuzhun。”
linfeifeibunufanxiao，nuliqiangyazhezuijiao，dangenbenshiyanerdaoling，“nideshenmeidaoshibucuo。”
woliangzaizheizhonghuxiangchuipengzhong，buzhibujuebeilidejiujiujiandile，tahaixiangyaojiu，danbeiwozuzhile。
tajinwanyijinghelebushaojiule，wopawanyitazuile，daoshihoubuhaoshouchang。
“niyijingmeishaohele，chabuduodele。”
tasaolewoyiyan，yanshenyouxiemili，chichidexiaodao：“zuijiuzuilebei！nibuzuiwobuzui，maluyazisheilaishui？”
wochiyizhekaikou，“nideyishishi，hewoyiqishui......maluyazi？”
tazuiyanmenglongdediandiantou，“duia！nixianshuimaluyazishangshenma？”
wokanletayiyan，shuochulezijixinlidedanyou。
“我怕伤肾。”