北宋皇朝。
姑苏。
曼陀山庄。
cikezhuangneitiemanledahong“xi”zi，yeguamanleyongdahongchouzhachengdehongchouhua，wanruohongsedehaiyang，touzherenaoxiqingdeqifen。
王语嫣闺房。
“不嫁？！”
liqingluoneiqingguoqingchengdelianpangzhishangmanshinuyi，chennudao：“xiaoyaohouhoudeyingqinduiwumashangjiudao，nixianzaigenwoshuobujia！”
“不嫁！”
wangyuyanshenqingdanmo，lianseqingleng，yuqijianjuedao：“chulebiaoge，wosheiyebujia！”
“ruguomuqinbiwoxiaoyaohou，nverzhinengbuxiaole。”
wangyuyanyoushouwozheyigenjinzan，dizairuxiangyayiyangjiebaiwenrundexiuzhangyujingshang。
zanjianyinggaishibeijingxindamoguo，youjianyouli。
neifenglidezanjianzhishiweiweixianrubaixidepifu，jiuyijingyouyisiyinhongdexianxueliuchu，rutongzaixuezhongzhanfangdemeihua，qinglengzhongtouzheguao。
jinzanbeidamodefengliwubi，rangrensihaobuhuaiyi，zhiyaoshaoweiyongli，jiunengqingyiciponeiruyudiaoyibandefenjing。
wangyuyansuiranmeishuobuxiaodejutineirong，keshiyisiyijingbiaodadehenqingchule。
nirangwojia，wojiusijinikan！
嘭！
liqingluorucongbaibandexianxianyushouzhongzhongpaizaizhuoanzhishang，nuhuozhongshaodao：“jirannirucijianjue，weihedangchuxiaoyaohoupairentiqindeshihoubushuo？”
wangyuyansihaobuju，dandandao：“dangchuwojiushuoguobutongyi，shimuqinshouxialepinli。
jiranmuqinrucizhongyixiaoyaohou，hebuzijijiajita？”
liqingluomiansetieqing，juemeidelianpangyinweishengqidouyouxieniuqu，zhizhewangyuyandeshizhizhibuzhudezhandou。
“逆女！”
tabendasuanhenhenxunchinveryifan，keshifangwaituranxiangqinvguanjiadehua。
“furen，xiaoyaohoufudeyingqinduiwudaole。”
liqingluoshouliannuqi，fenfudao：“xianqinghouyedaohuatingshaohou，womashangjiudao。”
mantuoshanzhuangdehuatingzaizhufanghoufang，yuhuayuanxianglian，shuyuhouyuan。
qingxiaoyaohoudaohuating，huazhongdeyisishixiaoyaohoubushiwairen，keyiqusimidehouyuanle。
“是。”
nvguanjialingming，kuaibulikai。
liqingluokanxiangwangyuyan，lengshengdao：“wozaiwenniyici，nidangzhenbujia？”
wangyuyanyuqijiandingdao：“bujia！”
liqingluozhidaoqiangbibuxing，zhinengzhuanhuancelve，tanxiyisheng，zhuangchuyifupobudeyidemoyang。
“yaner，niyiweiwozhendexiangbinijiajinibuxihuanderenma？
我是没办法啊！
zaigusudijieshang，xiaoyaohoujiushituhuangdi，zhishouzhetian，fanshouweiyun，fushouweiyu，sheiganwunitadeyisi？
jinriruonibujia，mantuoshanzhuangshangxiasanbaiyukou，kongpameiyouyirennenghuoxialai！
nishiwoshenshangdiaoxialaiderou，wozenmekenengbuxintengni？
wozhidaonishitielexindebujia，wochengquanni，yihuierworangrenanzhongbanisongchuzhuangzi。
niquyanziwuzhaonimurongfu，rangtadainiyuanzougaofei，taodaoqitahuangchaowangchao，zaiyebuyaohuilai。
yihoumeiniandejintian，jidejiwoshangzhuxiang，yesuanduideqiwoshibaniandeyangyuzhien。”
wangyuyanpingriguayanshaoyu，xinggeneixiang，danzheikebudaibiaotasha。
xiangfantashiyigeneixiuyuxin，jiqicongmingderen，buranzenmekenengjiangbaijiawuxuelanshuyuxin，ronghuiguantong，chengweiyi**lunshangdewuxuezongshi。
suoyiliqingluodekuroujiheyuqinguzong，tayiyanjiukanchuanle。
“muqin，wobuzou，ruguoxiaoyaohouyaoshadehua，rangtadiyigeshawo！”
zheihuajiuchazhijieshuo，ninlaoshenmexinsi，woyiqingerchu，xiexieba，bieyanle。
“你！”
liqingluoshouzhizhandouzhizhewangyuyan，danquenatayidianmeibanfadoumeiyou。
zuihouzhinengyiduojiao，yifuxiu，nuqitianxiongchulewangyuyandeguifang，kuaibuchaozhehuatingzouqu。
yebuzhishinuqitaiduo，haishiliqingluobenlaijiuhainabaichuan？
tazouqilai，jibianmeiyoupao，yejirenyizhongtianbengdilie，didongshanyaodeganjue。
wangyuyannengchuluochengfenghuajuedaidexiaomeinv，xiaoshihoudeyingyangyidinghenzu。
……
花厅。
yimingfengliutitangdenianqingnanzizuozaizhuzuozhishang，shoulibawanzheruyaotianqingyoudechazhan，shibushipinyikouchazhanzhongdexiangming。
nianqingnanzishenchuanshenchuandahongsexifu，hongsedexifuyouruxiongxiongranshaodehuoyan，xingmuxiqing。
yaojianshuzhezisexiangyunwenyaodai，yunwenxinierjingmei，haositianshangcaizhaixiadeyunduo，gengxiannianqingrengaoweixianhedeshenfen。
neirupuyibandeheisiyiwujinwulongpanzhuguanshuqiguding，shuobujindefengliu，shubujindexiaosa。
zaikannianqingrendezhangxiang，neigengshilebude！
mianruozhongqiuzhiyue，ruchunxiaozhihua，binruodaocai，meirumohua，mianrutaoban，muruoqiubo。
yuzhijinxiang，liesongrucui，jishiruyu。
shuanglangqingju，longzhangfengzi，tianzhiziran。
langyandujue，shiwuqier。
rensheikanlezhihou，dourenbuzhuzanshangyisheng“haoyigejunqiaodelangjun”！
fanzhengjiushiheduzhelaoyeyiyangshuai，tianfuyibing，diaochanzaiyaoshang。
nianqingnanzijiushibeiwangyuyanjuhundexinlangguan，yejiushineichuanshuozhonggusudijiedetuhuangdi——xiaoyaohouweiwu。
魏武是一个穿越者。
tayuanbenzhengzaitangzaichuangshangjinjinyouweidikanyibenzongwuhougongliudetongrenxiaoshuo，kandezhengrumideshihou，shoujituranbengchuyitiaotishi。
nindeshoujijiangzai30miaohouguanji！
kandezhengshuangni，zenmekenengrangshoujizidongguanji？
weiwudanaohaimeifanyingguolaideshihou，shentiyijingxiachuang，nachuchongdianqi，jishoujichongshangdian。
zheiyeyinggaishiyesuanbapuluofutiaojianfanshedeyizhong。
kandaoshoujidianliangbianhong，huozhezaishoujitishiguanjideshihou，genbenbuyongdanaosikao，shentijiuhuizidongzuochuyingdui，nachuchongdianqi，jishoujichongdian。
kanzheshoujidianchibiaozhishangxianshi“shandian”dechongdianbiaozhi，weiwuyuanbenjinzhangdexinqingdunshifangsongxialai。
zheizhongganjuejiuxiangfuxiederenzuozaimatongshang——tashi！
dangrandunzaidunkengshang，yehuiyoushitongyangdeganjue。
weiwuyibiankanxiaoshuo，yibianchongdian，meidehen。
shenzhixiangqilibaideyijushi，renshengdeyixujinhuan，moshixiaoshuowurenyue。
zhengsuoweideyiwangxing，lejishengbei，neijiukuaijiupinlaide65wkuaichongfashengguzhang，dianluduanlu，weiwuchudianshenwang。
终年二十岁。
shoujiqianbanhao，anquandiyitiao！
chongdiandeshihou，qianwanbunengwanshoujie！
dengweiwuzaicixingguolaizhihou，jiuyijingchuanyuedaolezongwushijie，chenglebeisonghuangchaodexiaoyaohouweiwu。
zuoweiyigelaoshuchong，chuanyuezheizhongzhujiaocaiyoudedaiyulundaozijitoushang，weiwubujinmeiyoukonghuang，fanerxinxiruokuang。
longguoshisiyiren，sheihaimeiyougewuxiameng？
feiyanzoubi，xianyinuma，zongmajianghu，kuaiyienchou，lujianbupingbadaoxiangzhu，zuihaozaiyoumeinvxiangban。
zhiyumeinvdeshuliang，ziranhehanxindianbingyiyang。
多多益善！
zhiyushentinengbunengkangzhu，neishimeinvduoleyihou，caixuyaokaolvdeshiqing。
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