第一章 穿越了

“cairen,yushanfangyuelaiyuehuijianfengshiduole。shanshiyitianbiyitiancha,jintianjideshanshi,bibaolinfenlihaiburu,keninjintiankeshijileshiliangyinzi”,qiangweiyibianzuilitaolaozhe,yibianlisuodijiangshanshifangzaizhuozishang。

yuelingyuemanbujingxindibalazheneijidaocai,yeguaibudeqiangweibaoyuan,zhuoshangdefancaidemaixiangshizaibukan。

lianggesucaifenbieshiqingchaobaicai,qingcailuobusi,caishihuangde,luobusiyeshihuangde,erneihuncai,jiushishuizhubanfeisoudezhurou,yikanjiushizhushulefanglehenzhangshijian,diezishanghaizhanzheningjieledeyouxing,rangrendaojinweikou。

yuelingyuemianqiangyanxialiangkoufan,zaiyetunbuxiaqule,jiujiangfancaishangjileqiangwei,jiaotanaxiaqu,hexingyungedeqitanucaifenchile。zhuzidefancaishangqieruci,gengbietinucaidele。

hougongshenghuojiwuquyounanao,yuelingyuetandao。tashidezuilenalushenxian,jingranrangtachuandaohougongli,yebujigehaodeshenfen,bierenchuanquhougongbushihuanghoujiushiguifei,ertapianpianjiushiyigebushouchongdecairen,chibuhaochuanbuhao,weiyihaoyidiande,jiushizijidandujuzhuzaixingyunge,buyonghebierenji。

chuanyueqian,yuelingyueshiyige996shechu,meitianlinshuiqian,tadouxihuanshuayihuierxiaoshuocaishuijue。danmeixiangshuazhexiaoshuodetahuranyanqianyihei,zaixinglaishi,yijingshidachuchaohougonglideyigebushouchongdecairen。

xingyundeshi,tajieshouleyuanzhudejiyi。congyuanzhudejiyili,tazhidaoyuanzhuzaiyuhuayuanyudaogangchuyuezideyingfei,dingzhuangleyingfei,beifaguilelianggeshichen,huiqudeshihou,jiaoxiawuli,jiuliangtingshangshuailexialai,toupengdaoshitoushang,yundaoguoqule。

taiyizhenduanguohou,jiushuoyuanzhushoushangyanzhong,ruguoyitianneixingbuguolai,jiuyoushengmingweixian。

kanlaiyuanzhuyinggaishimeiaoguoqu,yaobu,zijiyebuhuichuandaodachuchaole。

suishuochuanguolaishiduotianle,yuelingyuetouyijiuhunhunchenchende,jiutangzaiguifeitashang,caijiangzhuyilitoudaozijinaohailidejiaoliuqunhuamian。zheigejiaoliuqunshizaitachuanguolaihou,jiuzaitanaohaili,buguozheixietianlai,qunhuamianzhiyouliaoliaoyiju:“niyijinruweimianjiaoliuqun”,qunchengyuandetouxiangdoushihuisede。

xiguanxingchakanyixiajiaoliuqun,zhaojiu,qunlihaishijingqiaoqiaode。

yuelingyuezhengzhunbeibazhuyilishouhuilaideshihou,qunlideduihuakuangturankaishigundongwenzi,suirantameijianguoneiwenzi,danjingranyenengzhidaotamenyaobiaodadeyisi。

huaguoshanqitiandasheng:laojun,wojiaonibangwoliandeneiludanyaolianhaomei,zaixiandeng,ji。

taishanglaojunbuliandan:houzi,nijishenmeji,yigeyuebujianren,yichuxianjiuzhihuicuidanyao。

jiezhe,huamianchuxianyigetishi,taishanglaojunbuliandanfachuyigehongbao。

neigehongbaotuanhenyouxiyinli,yuelingyuexiguanxingshenshouqudian,danshoucaitaiqineiyishunjian,wugongbushouluzheiyijuhuazainaohailishanguo,youyingshengshengdibashousuohuiqu。

huaguoshanqitiandasheng:woqu,laojun,niyetaikousouleba,wocaiqiangleliangli,buguohaishixiexiela。

taishanglaojunbuliandan:wofachudeshixiandan,1lijiukeyijiejuewenti。niqiangzaiduoyeshilangfei。

jiuweihumeimeida:zenmeshizengmaodan,wodehulimaoyijinghenwanmeile,buxuyaoa。houzi,nidiaomaolema,hahahahaha。yi,qunlilaileyigexinren,lai,zhiyisheng,dagezhaohu。

岳灵玥:“吱”

xingjidajiangjun:“hehe,xinrenhaoyoumo,nishicixinghaishixiongxing?nageshijiede?shenfenshi?”

xingjidajiangjunzhijielaileyigekaowensanlian。

“geweidalaohao,woxianzaideshijieyigefanrenshijie,meiyoulingqide,bunengxiulian,erwo,zhishiyigehougongdexiaohoufei”。

“nishuonixianzaideshijie,shibushizhiqianhaiyouyigeshijie。”jiuweihumeimeidahenminrui,yixiazijiuzhuazhuleyuelingyuedeyanxiazhiyi。

“woyuanlaiyezaiyigefanrenshijie,buguoneigeshijiedekejiganggangqibu,youwangluo,youdaibudefeiji,keyidaofujindexingqiuraogequanquan。kebuzhidaoweishenme,wojiuchuanyuedaozheigeshijiele,kenengzheigeshentishangzhongkuaiyaogeleba。xianzaideshijie,gengluohou,chuyuanmenyezhinengkaoshuangtui。”

xingjidajiangjun:“neibujiuhewomendeshizurenleichabuduoma,laozuhao,wofagedongxijini”。

suihou,qunlijiufachuyitiaotishi:xingjidajiangjunfachuyigehongbao,haibeizhule:huanyinglaozu。

xingjidajiangjunzhimingfajita,yuelingyueyebujiaoqing,shenshoudiankaileneigehongbao,jiukandaotishi:niqiangdaolesanzhipeiyuanye(xiacipin)。

xingjidajiangjun:laozu,xiacipinganghaoshihenimenyong,yizhijiukeyiquchushentifumianzhuangtai,rangshentidegexiangshujudadaozuihao。yaoshimeiyouxiaci,laozuyonglehuibaoti。

yuelingyue:zhaxin。buguotahaishihenganjixingjidajiangjun,tashiqunlidiyigeduiyuelingyuefachushanyideren:“xiexiedajiangjun,buguowoyinggaimeiyouhenizaiyigeshijie,nibuyaojiaowolaozule,wozheishenti17sui,dangbudenidelaozu。”

xingjidajiangjun:haode,xiaolaozu。

岳灵玥:·····

“xiacipin,wopei···,nizenmejiufalaji。shibushimeixingqiukerengle,jiudangwomenshilajitong,rengjiwomen”,jiuweihujixutadetucaomoshi。

“buxiangyaojiujixiaolaozu,bielangfeile”,xingjidajiangjunduidao。

“hei,lajijiulaji,kanzaitazheiweidaobucuo,keyiquhuyouyixiaxiaozaizidefenshang,womianweiqinanshouxiale”。jiuweihukouxiantizhengzhi,shuowan,haizhijiexiaxianle。

suizhejiuweihudexiaxian,gangganghaizaishuohuaderenyishunjiandouxiaxianle。yuelingyuesuishoubonongqunhuamian,faxiankeyigaimingzi,jiubazijidemingzigaichenghougongxiaotouming。

yuelingyuekandaoquntishide“niqiangdaolesanzhipeiyuanye(xiacipin)”,danaoshanguoyigeniantou,yaozenyangcainengnadaozheisanzhiyaoye。

ranhou,tashenqianchuxianyigeleisiyouxilichuwugedehuamian,you20gegezi,diyigegezijiuxianshiyoupeiyuanye(xiacipin),shuliang:3zhi。

yuelingyuechangshiqudianjineiyaoye,jiukandaoyaoyedeshangfangchuxianyixingwenzi:qingxuanzequchudeshuliang,haiyouxuanzeshuliangdetishi。zheimeshenqi,yuelingyuejingtan。

yuelingyuezaicishenshoudianleyixia“1”deweizhi,shoulituranyichen,yizhifennenfennendeyaoyejingjingtangzaizijideshouxin。

yuelingyuemubuzhuanjingdidingzhezheizhiyaoye,yongshoumosuolehaojixia,yaoyehaishiyuanfengbudong,tacaixiangxinzheizhipingkongchuxiandeyaoyebushihuanjue,shizhenshide。

xiangdaoganggangxingjidajiangjunshuodehua,yuelingyueyebuzhidaocongnalaideyongqi,bakaiyaoyedegaizi,yigunaodiquandaojinzuili。