“jiaojiaoa，zumudejiaojiao……nizenmenengzheimexiangbukaini？nanrenyoushenmehaode，jingrangnitiaohuzisha？”
“taiguofenle！niang，neichouxiaoziganruciqifuzanmenjiajiaojiao，fenmingshibujiangzanmenjiafangzaiyanli！erzizheijiujingonggaoyuzhuangqu！”
“goule！zheinandaobushiyinweijiaojiaozijijiaozongtaiguocairechulaideshiqingma？！doushinimenpingchangguanzheta，chongzheta，cairechulejintiandehuoshi！”
“jiejiezheihuakebuzaili……”
“……”
xueshuzhenganghuifuyidianyishi，jiubeierduobianchaochaonaonaodeshengyinjihedaole。
什么情况？
tayigedanshendujunvqingniandejializenmehuiyouzheimeduoren？
rutongyipenlengshuidoutoujiaoxialai，xueshuzhenzhijielailegechuisimengzhongjingzuoqi。
“你们……是谁？”
yanqianshiyigeguseguxiangdefangjian，tazhengtangzaiyizhangkanzhejiuguidezhonggongbabuchuangshang，chuangqianweizheyinanersansi……jiugenvren！
suoyourendouchuanzheyishenguzhuang。
sheijiahaorenyizhengkaiyanjing，kandaoshigehaoqidingzhenidenaodaibudeheyitiaoa？
fanzhengxueshuzhendexiaoxinzangpengpengluantiao。
kandaotaxingguolai，shigerenweizhetajiushiyidunfengkuangshuchu。
“jiaojiaonixingla？youmeiyounalibushufu？bushufuqianwanbunengrenzhe，yidingyaogaosuzumuya！”e，zheigetoufabanbaidelaotaitaishitanainai。
“diedejiaojiaoa，nicongxiaodoumeishouguozheimedadeweiqu，neigetianshadesanhuangzi！jiaojiaonifangxin，dieyidinghuijinitaohuigongdaode！”nandejiuzheiyige，suoyitashitadie？
自杀？
娇娇？
这都什么跟什么啊？
jiuzainvzhutoudinghuanhuanfuxiansangedawenhaodeshihou，yilianchuanjiyiyixiongyongdeqishizhuangjinletadenaodaili。
“haotong！！”xueshuzhenbaozhenaodaizaichuangshangdagun。
zheiyimukebaqitarenjihehuaile。
tanainaifachujianruidebaomingsheng，tadietuidouruanle，tanianglianseyihei，xiangmarenyoujuedeshijibudui，yingshengshengrenzhule。
sanyinianglianmangjikaixiaoyahuan，hechita：“kuaibajingzinazou！”
eryiniangdefozhuniandefeikuai，yibianamituofoyibianma：“mingzhidaojiaojiaogangxing，shentihaixuruodehen，kendingshilaoyenishenshangdeshaqichongzhuangdaojiaojiaole！”fanzhengqiancuowancuojueduibushijiaojiaodecuo。
siwuliuqibayiniangyeshizuolinanan，manliandanyou。
wuzilideqifenjiuxiangshaokailedegunshui，yixiazijiufeitengle。
guolehaobanshang，toutongyuliedexueshuzhencaijianjianpingjingxialai。
lenghandashiletadequanshen。
buguohaozai，takanjianlezijide“jiyi”。
seikesi，tajuranchuanyuele……
zheigeshentidezhuren，mingzihetayiyang，yejiaoxueshuzhen。
tashidajiangjunxueyaodedunv，jialijiuzheimeyigenver，congxiaoguozhebeizumu、dieheqigeyiniangpengzaishoulipashuaile，hanzaizuilipahualedejinxiurizi，zuipaderenshitaniang。
congxiaodaoda，xueshuzhenyaodedongxi，napashihuanggonglidewujianer，zhiyaotakailekou，huangshangdouhuisongjita，gengbuyongshuotakanshangderenle。
wusuishi，tayiyanjiukanzhonglezhangdehaokan，dushuyouhaodesanhuangzi，youshikuyoushinaode，yangyanzheibeizifeisanhuangzibujia，burantajiuqusi。
sanhuangzinaikouguifeisuochu，zaigongliyiduihuangzilitouyeshizuishouchongdeneige，zheishenfenhexuejiamendanghudui，xuejiayehenmanyi。
yushikouguifeiqinzixianghuangdiqiulaicihun，zhidaixueshuzhenjijiliyiguo，biannengfengfengguangguangjiajisanhuangzizuozhengfei。
kesheizhisanhuangzibangeyueqianchuqudalie，huilaishishenbianjiuduoleyigechushendijiandenongjianv。
tahaijingongqiuhuangdishouhuicihundezhiyi，shuotazhiaineinongjianv，tayijiangzhengfeizhiweixunuojita，liangrenyuedingyaoyishengyishiyishuangren。
zheixiaoxizhijierangxueshuzhenqizhale。
zheiteniangdeshizaidatadeliana！
tazongmayangbian，daizherenchuangjinhuanggong，hesanhuangzidangchangduizhi。
xiangqijiyili“xueshuzhen”nazhedaojiazaizijibozishang，bisanhuangzicongtahechalichaqidenongnvzhijianxuanyigechulaidechangjing，xueshuzhendejiaozhiyijingxiuchidaokouchulesanshiyiting。
救命！
nanrendoushuobuainile，ninazijidemingrangtazuoxuanze，zheibutuotuodeshujia？
jiranxueshuzhenyijingwunaobahudaoganchuanghuanggongle，taganmabubadaojiadaosanhuangzidebozishang，rangtaxuanzijihuo，haishilvchanvhuoa？
sanhuangzixuanziji，lvchanvbisi。
sanhuangzixuanlvchanv，neijiudangchengquantamenzhijianweidadeaiqing，xiayigexiaogougengguaia！
xueshuzhendezumujiantabaozhexigaibushuohua，yifudailenglengdeyangzi，xintengdebudele。
lianmanglouzhuta，zuilixinganbaobeidejiaozhe，“jiaojiaobiepa，zanmenxuejiadangniangenzhegaozuyiqidaxiadaqiandejiangshan，youconglongzhigong！xuejiadexianzugengshishidaishouhudaqianbianjiang，sanhuangzirucidaini，jianzhijiushibubazanmenxuejiafangzaiyanli！nidiezheigeshixidewuweidajiangjunyebushibaidangde，zumuzheijiurangtaquxianghuangshangtaogegongdao！”
zaiwaitouweifenglinlin，zaijiajiushigenvernudexueyaolianliandiantou，“duiduidui，jiaojiaobieshangxinle，youdiezai，dieyidingjinichengyao！”
talianmahaojijuzanghua，“hehe，zhiqianhuangshangcihundezhiyiyixia，sanhuangzijiuminglianlirangwozhanduizhichitaduodi，wokantazaixiangpichi！”
“amituofo。”eryiniangyebunianfozhule，liangshouyichayao，poladao：“tageshengerzimeipi.yandepolanwanyier，zhangdebuzenmeyang，xiangdehaitingmei！”
“zanmenjiaojiaoshibeichongdejiaozongleyidian，dannverjiajiushiyaofuyangdeya。tuiyiwanbulaishuo，nandaotasanhuangzijiumeicuolema？jiranjiaojiaoxihuanta，neitajiuyinggaiguaiguaishouhaonandeya！buyaolian！”
weiyoujiangjunfurenheizhelianzhizexueshuzhen：“yigenanreneryi，nijiushangganzheyaosiyaohuode，shibushisha？！zheisanhuangziyezhenshide，yidianerbuguxuejiademianzi，wokantayeyouwenti。”
tingzhezhangbeimenniyiyanwoyiyudehua，xueshuzhendeetoushangdiaoxialaisangenheixian。
youzheimeyige“youai”dedajiating，xueshuzhenbeichongchengnandoudiyinvwanku……haizhenshiyidianerdoubuqiguaileha。
……等会儿！
tanainaiganggangshuolejushenmelaizhe？wuweidajiangjun，xueyao？
卧槽？
卧槽！！
buhuishilishishangneigewuweidajiangjunba？
daqian、wuwei、xueyao、dunv……cuobulele，zheixiawanxiaokaidafale。
xuejiayiqunzhuzizhengzaimamalieliechaojiahuozhunbeiquzhaosanhuangzibaochou，xueshuzhenliangundaipadecongchuangshangpaoxialaibaozhuletadiededatui，fachulejianruidebaomingsheng。
“die！wodeqindie！taobutaosanhuangzidemadaibuzhongyao，zhongyaodeshi——zanmenjiamashangyaobeichaojialiufangleya！！”