第三章 耍横!让你知道什么才叫横

wangxiuedengyuanleyanjing,buganxiangxinyanqiandeyiqie。

yanqianzheigehaishitaneige,yishengbuhangzhizhidaomaitouganhuodeguinvma?

baiqianqianqianguowangxiueweiweifadoudeshou,jiletayigeanfudeyanshen。

taxianzaijiurangzheixieshehuidebaileizhidao。

耍横!

taxianzaijiurangtamenzhidaoshenmeshiheng!

cishi,beidadeyilianmengdebailaotai,zhongyuhuiguoshenlaile。

manlianbukezhixindekanzhebaiqianqian。

她、她怎么敢……

打自己!

“xiaojiantizi,ni,nijurangandawo,aa,woyaodasinizheigejiantizi!”

bailaotaiaodiyisheng,chaozhebaiqianqiandefangxiangchongleguoqu。

zaichangdeqitarenyebeibailaotaiyisangmenhande,huileshen。

kehaimeidengzhongrenfanying,jiujianbuyuanchudebaiqianqianruanzheshenzidaolexiaqu。

erbailaotaidequantouyijiugaogaoyangzhe,zuoshiyouyaodaxiaqu。

suiji,xiangqiwangxiuedekuhaosheng。

bailaotai,zheicizhijiejingzhule。

bukezhixindekanzhetangzaidishang,yilianxuruodebaiqianqian。

taliantayigenshouzhidoumeiyoupengdao,renzenmejiudaole。

真是见了鬼了。

yaoshibaiqianqianzhidaobailaotaicishidexiangfa,neiyidinghuixiaodiaodayade。

xiaolaotai,biqiwolai,nihaishitainenle。

yaozhidaowokeshizailianggelvchadeshoudixiazhengduojiachan,nibuzhidaohaizainaliwannibani。

jintianwojiurangnizhidaoshenmejiaozuopengci。

bailaotaixinliqingchuzijimeipengdaobaiqianqian,kebierenbuzhidaoa!

libawaidechiguaqunzhong,zhikandaobailaotaiyigexiaoxuanfengjiujiangzijixiaosunnvdapazaidi。

neiyangzi,yikanjiudadebuqing。

“bailaotai,woshuonijiaoxunsunnvyedeyougeduba,nikanbarendadedouqibulaile,duokeliana!”

“jiushi,sheijiadahaizidoumeiyouzheigedafadeya,zaishuonijiaqianqiankeshichulemingdenenggan,qinkuai,jiusuanyoushenmezhenyoushenmezuodebuduidedifang,nihaohaogentashuojiuchengle,hebichushou!”

zhouweidechiguaqunzhongfenfenkaikouzhize,zheikebabailaotaiqidebuqing。

她根本就没有打!

genghekuang,jiusuanzhendale,youzenmeyang!

gantamenpishi,yigegechibaolechengzhele,jingguanxianshi。

“我没有…”

bailaotaicaikaikouzhunbeifanbo,jiudaduan。

yigezhangxiangyuanrundefurenzhangdazui,chijingdezhizhebaiqianqiandeetou,dashengrangrangdao:

“yo,nimenkan,baiyatouneietou,douzhongqineimeyidakuaile,kanlaibailaotaizheicikezhenshixialesishou,kelianzheiyatoule!”

“还真是……”

shunjian,renqunfeiteng,yigejingshenzhangboziwangdishangtangzhedebaiqianqiankanqu。

baiqianqianyanjianzheshiqingchengle,peihedeqinghengchusheng。

yilianwokuaibuxingdebiaoqing,limayouyindezhouweiyipianxixu。

tongshihaibuwang,shenshounieniewangxiuedeshouzhang,duitaqiaopidexiaoxiao。

wangxiuejianguinvzheiyang,yefanyingguolai,danhaishipeihedejixuditouchuoqi。

baiqianqianjianbianyiniangzheimeshangdao,zuijiaoweiyang。

kanlailaoshirenyebuzheimelaoshima!

zijizheigebianyiniangyoujiu。

bailaotaitingzhezhouweibuduandizhizesheng,liandoulvle。

zhizheyuanrunfurenjiudashengmadao:

“nizheigezhihuiluanjiaoshegendejianren,ninazhiyanjingkanjianwodatale,taneitoumingmingshitazijizhuangde,guanwopishi。”

“baishen,nizheihuashuodejiunantingle,shenmejiaowoluanjiaoshegen,zheibushibaimingdema!

youyanjingdedoukandaole,haoba。

haiyouwonazhiyanjingkandaole,woliangzhiyanjingdoukandaole,buxin,niwenwendajiahuokandaomei?”

fuguishenhuanshizhouweiyiquanfuren,jiantamendoupeihedediantou,zheicaiyangqiyisixiaolian,deyidekanxiangmianheiruguodidebailaotai。

“baishen,gangcaibushishuo,baiyatoushizijizhuangdeqiangma?neinishuoshuo,taweishenmehaoduanduandeyaoxiangbukaizhuangqiang?”

tacaibuxiangxinbailaotaideguihua,zaitakanlai,zheizhibuguoshibailaotaizhaodejiekou。

baiqianqianpieleyiyanbailaotaifalvdelian,chadianxiaochusheng。

zaixinlimomojizheiweizhurenweilededasaodianlegezan。