“大师出事了！”
“woxinhunlaogongzaihunlishangqushile！！”
jiazhishangyidechengbaojiaoluo，chuanzhehunshadechimiaomiaoduozaijiaoluodadianhua，tabiaoqinghuangzhang，xinlipadebuxing。
gangjubanhunli，xinlangjiuqushi，tabuhuishikefuba？！
“sile？laodongshizhangzenmeside？！”
dianhuaneiduan，suoweidedashishengyinjinzhang，bansuizhekuanglikuangdangshoushidongxideshengyin，haosisuishizhunbeipaolu。
chimiaomiao：“sirenyishengshuo，shiqingxujidong，kaixinguotouleside。”
“neigeshenme，chijushi，yiqiemingshuziyoutianding，biewanglenishiyoudajiyuande。”dashilashangxinglixianglalian，shuodao：“woganyingdaozushiyedezhaohuan，yaoqushanlikuxiu，youshiyinianlianxi！”
dianhuaguaduan，chimiaomiaohuiboshuciwurenjieting，tahouzhihoujuedekaishihoupa，hongdongashideshijihunlibianchengshijizangli，binkemenkantadeyanshendoubiandenairenxunwei。
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dangran，gengbushiyinweizhenai！
zhiyuweishenme，haiyaocongchimiaomiaojieshidashineitianshuoqi，tashiliusuineinianfumuchuyiwaiqushi，jialiyemeishenmeqinqi，taduziyirenzaibinyiguanchulifumudehoushi。
neishihouyounanguoyoupa，zhijuederenshengyipianheian，jiuzaizheishi，dashichuxianle，tabangzhechimiaomiaobanshouxumaimudixiazangguhui，quanchengwenshengxiyudeanweita，yixiazijiuchengweichimiaomiaoxinlideguang。
dashizichengshidaojiaoxintu，chimiaomiaoyegenzhexindao，tajiushibandiaozi，duidashidehuashenxinbuyi，yongbamadepeichangjinzaidashineilimailebushaofaqi。
yigeyueqian，dashituranlianxita，shuotajinnianyoushengsijie，chimiaomiaohedebuxing，lianmangwenkeyoupojiezhifa，ranhoujiubeidashidaizhehegaolingdezhunxinlangjianmianle。
dashiyouyan，shuotamingying，bixuyaodashuxiangzhirenyazhi，cainengfengxionghuaji，caiyunshuangshou，renshengyipiantantu！
dashiyoushuole，zhiyaopinganduguojinnian，jieshubiguo，daoshihouzailihunyebuchi，jiuzheiyang，chimiaomiaobeibanhebanhongdetongyijiehun。
zhidaojintianhunlixianchang，chimiaomiaocaizhidaolaoyezi，budui，xinlangguanshipeishijituandedongshizhang，neigejituanqixiashengyibianbuquanqiu，zhangwoshijiejingjimingmaidepeishi！！
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zhongdianshi，chengbaoyijingzhuandaochimiaomiaodemingxia，dongshizhangshuoshisongjitadexinhunliwu！！
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“shaoyemenzhengzaifeihuilaidelushang，menwaiyourenhouzhe，ninyoushisuishifenfujiuhao。”
guanjiashulideketaowanzhihou，xialoujixuanpaidongshizhangdehoushi，haiyaohemeitifangdazhaohu，suoyourendouhenmang，weiduchimiaomiaoxiandebuzhisuocuo。
haozaishoujihaizaishenshang，chimiaomiaosousuopeishihouzhenjingdedengdayanjing，dongshizhangjingranyousangetongfuyimudeerzi，gezishiyeyouchengbingzhangdezeilashuai。
dashaoyepeiye，renzhipeishizongcai，shichangchuxianzaijingjizazhidebanmianshang，xizhuangdeti，jiankuanyaozhaidazhangtui，zhenggeyijinyuxibazong！
ershaoyepeiyufuzehaiwaixiangmu，changnianguoneiwailaihuifei，zhaopianzhongdaizhejinsiyanjing，wuguanwenrunruyu。
sanshaoyepeichenianjizuixiao，zaidudaxueshengbingjianzhiyulequandingliu，wangshangzhaopianduodaokanbuwan，meiyizhangdouchaoshuai！
chimiaomiaobiankanbianliukoushui，taele！
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chimiaomiaofanyingguolai，tabeixianzhiziyoule！
congzhongwudengdaotianhei，xiuxishidefangmenbeidakai，lairenshipeijiazhangzipeiye，tameiyanlengdandedaliangshafashangshuizhedenvren，yandimanshimoshi。
laizhiqiantayijingkanguoziliao，chimiaomiao，daxuebiyexinsheng，wuye，genpaoludepianzishiyihuoerde。
zhiyuqushidelaotou，peiyemeiyoubanfennanguo，laotouzihaosechengxing，meisizainvrenchuangshangdousuanzoudetimian。
jintianzheichanghunlibandeyeqiao，dajiayiqijianzhengtaqushi，yeshengqutaaigetongzhiqinpenghaoyou"ehao"demafan！
chimiaomiaobeijiaoxingdeshihouyilianmeng，yanqianshikanguantaziyoudefuwusheng，yanjingyiliang：“wonengzoule？”
“zanshihaibuneng，dashaoyeyouhuayaowennin。”
fuwushenghoutui，luchushenhoudanrenshafashangdepeiye，tashuangshoujiaochadazaituishang，muguangchenchendekaikou：“genniyihuodelaopianzi，xianzairenzainali？”
“什么骗子？”
chimiaomiaomangrandekanguoqu，wanle，tabuhuibeirendingweixianyirenleba？
“nitingwojieshi，womenshijingrenjieshaojiehunde，zhiqianhenshaojianmian，wogenxinlangdesimeiguanxi！”
peiyeduishangtajiaojidemuguang，fengcidao：“hunshachuanzainishenshang，nishuomeiguanxijiunengpieqingxianyile？”
chimiaomiaoshunzhetadeshixianditou，hunshaqueshihaizaishenshang，shifaturanmeirendaitaquhuanyifu。
“xing，jiusuanlaoyezidesigennimeiguanxi，neizhuandaonimingxiadefangchanshizenmehuishi？haiyounitonghuonazoudewuqianwan，zheixiehaigennimenmeiguanxi？！”
“什么五千万？”
chimiaomiaoyilianmengquan，fangchantazhidao，neishishuohaodecaili，dengyihoulihunshiyaohaihuiqude，tazijimingxiayoujitaoxiaofangzi，yesuandeshangshibudabuxiaodebaozupo。
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“dashishouqianle？nishibushiwuhuishenmele，dashizhimaifaqibushouqiande！”
tashuozhexiangdaoshenme，jimangjidashidadianhua，neibianyipianmangyinhou，tishijizhuyizhuxiaozhanghu，dianhuahaomazuofeile！
chimiaomiaoyukuwulei，tazhenbushipianzi，duimiannanrenbushuohua，yigejingerdedingzhetafanglengqi，doushuozibenjiadeshouduanheidehen，tabuhuibeisongqupeizangba！
tadongle，yanxiajueduishidashishuodeshengsijie，tajinnianyoudajienan，jiushiyinweihunlimeiyoubancheng，suoyoujieshumeipo，wuwu，tazabana？！