“靠！”
“这是什么地方？”
suhengmengdiyizhengyan，zhijuedenaodaihunhunchenchen，xiangshibeizhongchuiqiaodaguoyiban。
tahuanhuanzuoqishen，muguangzaisizhoudaliangzhe。
yingruyanliandeshiyijianjiweijingzhidefangjian，muzhidediaohuachuangta，chuangyandiaokezhexuxurushengdehuaniaoyuchong，xiantiaoliuchang，yikanbianshichuzinenggongqiaojiangzhishou。
shenshanggaizhedejinbei，xiugongfanfu。
suhengshenshoujiulejiubeizi，zhidirouruan，juefeitapingriliyongdeneixiehuaxianzhipinkebi。
taiyanwangqu，wuneidezhuoyibaifangguizheng，jieshigupodemuzhijiaju。
“xiaoyewobushichuanyueleba？”
suhengdengdaleyanjing，manliandehuangtangyuzhenjing。
tayibahaozhuzijidetoufa，yonglidicheleche，tengdedaoxiyikouliangqi。
“嘶～！
不是做梦！”
“laotianyenibuhuizheimewanwoba。”
“wobuguojiushiaolegeye，wanlehuieryouxi，zenmeyijuexinglaijiudaozheierle？”
tashenshouhenhenpaileyixiazhuozi，neizhuoziquewensibudong，fandaoshitadeshoubeizhendeshengteng。
suhengbenshiershiyishijiyigeshenxianjiujiuliunizhaodekubishechu，zaiyijiapojuguimodehulianwangdachangliqiaodaima。
dangchuruzhishi，gongsixinshidandanchengnuodechaojiuwanliu，kezhenzhengruzhihoucaifaxianwanquanshilingyihuishi。
gongsineiqun**lingdao，zhengtianba“996shifubao”guazaizuibian，shuodeshayoujieshi。
ruobushidangxiajingjidahuanjingbujingqi，gongzuojihuixique，danxinshiyehoushenghuomeilebaozhang。
tazaojiuxiangchongshangqu，henhenjineijige**lingdaojierguang。
“老子不干了”
然后潇洒走人。
jiuzaizuotian，suhenghaoburongyiwanchengleduijirushandegongzuo，nandeyoulediankongxianshijian。
tapobujidaididakaiyouxi，xiangzhefangsongfangsong。
zheiyiwanjiuwandaolelingchensansidianzhong，zhenggerenleideyanpizhidajia，lianzaodoumeixijiuyitouzaidaozaichuangshanghunshuiguoqu。
sheinengxiangdao，zheiyijuexinglai，jingmomingqimiaodichuanyuele。
suhengfanyingguolaihou，mianluxise。
“哈哈哈”
“qunimade996，xiaoyewokesuanbaituonimenle！”
huran，yigumoshengdejiyiruxiongyongchaoshuibanmengdiyongrudanao。
“嘶~”
suhengshuangshoubaotou，tongkudidunlexiaqu。
yizhentoutongyulieguohou，taxishouleyuanshendesuoyoujiyi。
suhengdelianseshunjiankualexialai。
cishendeta，shidaqingwangchaozhenbeiwangerzi，gangmanshibasui。
andaoli，shenweiwangfuguizi，zheibengaishilingrenxianmudeshenfen，shenzhiyouwangchengweishiziye，jinxiangronghua。
dan，zheigouxuedejuqingshuolaijiulai。
tabeizhenbeiwangsuwujizhuchuwangfu，biandaolebianjiangxiaochengbeihuangcheng，yigeniaobulashidepianyuanzhidi。
时间倒回到两天前。
yuanshenhedemingdingdazui，dengtahunhunchenchenxinglaishi，jingfaxianzijitangzailiwanerdechuangshang。
haimeidengtafanyingguolai，zhenbeiwangjiunuqichongchongdituimenerru，batazhualegexianxing。
zheiliwaner，zhengshiwangfudafurendezhinv。
zhenbeiwangmanliannurong，lishengnuchi。
“nizi，nizaiganshenme？”
suhengyilianmengbi，jiuyihaiweiwanquanxiaosan，naodaihunhunchenchen，genbenbuzhidaojiujingfashengleshenmeshi，zhinengdaidaidikanzhebaonudesuwu。
jieguo，suwushengnuzhixia，genbenburongtajieshi，dashouyihui，buyoufenshuo，jiujiangsuhengzhuchuwangfu，rengdaoneixiaochengzishengzimie。
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yuanlai，suwuyutamuqinouranfashengxiehou，muqindiertianbianlikaile。
houlai，muqinshengxiatahou，jiangqisongdaozhenbeiwangfu，jiaojisuwuhou，youcongconglikai。
dafurenduitayanezhiji，chuchuweinan，rangtazaiwangfuderiziguoderulvbobing。
zhenbeiwangduitahaibucuo，danyouyusuhengshizhongbunengxiwu，houlaizhenbeiwangduitajiuzhujianshiwangle。
pingrili，suhengzaiwangfuyizhihuodexiaoxinyiyi，jiansheidoukekeqiqi，sheiyebugandezui。
jibianruci，haishimeinengtaoguobeidafurensuanjidemingyun。
bijing，buguanzenmeshuo，tayeshizhenbeiwangshizihouxuanrenzhiyi，weilaitongyangyongyoujichengwangfujueweihejiayedezige。
yenanguaichulezheidangzishizhihou，suwuliandiaochadoubudiaocha，zhijiejiuxuanbujiangsuhengzhuchuwangfu。
“zheidoushenmeshiera！”
suhengrenbuzhudishengzhouma。
zijizheichuanyuezenmejiuchuandaolezheimegedaomeijiaoseshenshang。
zaidaqingwangchao，yiwuweizun。
congyayaxueyudehaitong，daobaifacangcangdelaozhe，quanminxiwu。
wudaojingjiehuafen，congdidaogaoyiciweiburuliuwuzhe、sanliuwuzhe、erliuwuzhe、yiliuwuzhe，erhoushizongshi、dazongshi、tianren……。
meigejingjieyouxifenweiqianqi、zhongqi、houqihedianfengsigejieduan。
zhiyuzaitianrenjingjiezhishang，shifouhaicunzaigengweigaoshenmocedejingjie，yisuhengmuqiandejianshi，neijiubuzhidaole。
fangyanzhenggedaqingwangchao，tianrenjingjieyiranshizhanzaiwudaodianfengdecunzai。
ersuhengsuozhi，taneiweigaogaozaishangdefuqinzhenbeiwang，yirandadaolebanbutianrendejingjie，shilishenbukece。
daqingwangchaofuyuanliaokuo，qiling**huafenweijiuzhou，meiyizhouzhixiayouxiashigejun，wangchaorenkougengshiduodashigeyi。
suhengcengzaiwangfudegujizhongtanxunguowaijiedexinxi，zhixiaozaidaqingwangchaozhiwai，haiyouzhegengweiqiangdadediguo，zhishineixiediguojiujingqiangdadaohezhongchengdu，tahaibudeerzhi。
daqingwangchaosuochuzhidi，weiyudongdaluzuibeibian，diliweizhipianyuan。
duiyuputongminzhongeryan，zhongqiyisheng，dounanyizouchudaqingwangchaodejiangyu。
zaitakanlai，rujindedaqingwangchaokansifengpinglangjing，shizeanliuyongdong，yunshukongpabujiuyi。
qingdiyiranchuichuilaoyi，shentimeikuangyuxia，wulizairuwangxibanzhangkongquanju。
chaotangzhishang，zhuweihuangziweileneizhigaowushangdehuangweizhengquanduoli，mingzhengandoucongweitingxie，jiangchaotangjiaodewuyanzhangqi。
erchaotangzhiwai，sidayixingwangyongbingzizhong，hushidandan。
zhenbeiwangbianshiqizhongzhiyi，zuozhenbeizhou，huixiazuoyongsishiwandajun，junweihehe。
pingjiezhezheiqiangdadebingli，zhenbeiwangzaibeizhouyongyouzhejueduidehuayuquan，chengweilechaotingbukehushideyiguliliang。
qitasangeyixingwangyefenbiezuozhenzaisizhoubianjing，geziyongbing，yuchaotingxingchengyizhongweimiaodezhiheng。
shenweizhenbeiwangzhizi，suhengquepianpianshigebunengxiwudefeiwu。
zaizheigequanminshangwudedaqingwangchao，bieshuoshiwangfu，napafangzairenheyigeshijiadazu，zheiyangdeqingkuangdoushirangrennanyijieshoude。
yeguaibudezhenbeiwangduitayizhibulengbure，sihaobuzhongshi。
zaizheigeshijie，meiyouwulibangshen，jiurutongdaizaidegaoyang，renrennanie。
“咚咚咚！”
“dianxia，dafurenyaonubilaitongzhiningailifule。”
“wozhidaole，nituixiaba。”
takaishidongshoushoushidongxi，congjintiankaishi，tajiuyaolikaiwangfu，qianwangbeihuangcheng。
yidantachuwangfudedamen，tajiubuzaishishizi。
yitaduidafurendelejie，duifangjueduibuhuiqingyifangguoziji。
dafurendexinhenshoula，zheixieniantakeshijianshidegouduole。
“ai，xiaoyewozenmejiuzheimedaomei，gangchuanyuejiubeizhuchuwangfu，haimianlinzheshengsiweiji。”