开局出孟婆,女友全是天道级大佬第1章

zheidaodishigeshenmeyangdeshijie?

weishenmeyuanzhunaozili,cunzaizhezheimeduoguanyunianshoudejiyi?

zaizheigemingjiaolanxingdepingxingshijieli,congyibainianqianqi,xifangguojiajiukaishibatamendechuantongjierishengdanjiejirengle,quanshijiederendoukaishichongshanghuaxiarendechunjie,yinonglichunjielaijisuanxinnianqishi。

erzheiyiqiedezuizhongqiyin,jiushiyinweiyibainianqian,haoduohaoduodenianshouturanzaichunjieqianhoumaochulai,bingkaishifengkuangxijirenlei。

zuihou,huaxiayiweizhuanjiaxuezhetiyishiyongchuantongbianpaobaozhu,ququgangongjinianshou。

zheiyizhakebudele,zhijiebaquanshijiederenjizhadeyilengyilengde。

neixiefeijidapaodabusidenianshou,juranhuibeixiaoxiaobaozhujizhadefensui!

gengjingqideshi,nianshoushitijiuhaoxiangshengdanlaorendebukoudai,yunzangwuxiankeneng。

kejiwenmingdelanxingzineishihouqi,kaiqilexianyaoshenmoxiesuiguizhabingqidezhanxinshidai!

ningwuzheyishouwuzheyouxiezhangtongdenaomener,lingyishouzaishoujipingmushangbuduandexiahuaxinxiaoxi。

“daodishidaodedelunsang,haishirenxingdeniuqu?modoumoupingtaizhubozhongchouchaojibaozhu,jingzhizhachulaiyijuqianniangushi,xuebenwugui,shiwanwangyouzhihutuiqian!”

“jingbaoyanqiu!pengshimouyuminshiyongputongbianpao,meizhasinianshou,jingbeiqifansha,shiguwucun!”

“zhenjing!quanqiuzhumu!yingguowangshishiyongchaojibaozhu,zhasiyitouxuanjinianshou,dangchangbaochushixinwangdechuanchengshenqi——shixinwangzhijian!”

“feiqiu,jueduishifeiqiu!huaidoucaifajiazumagongzichizishiyigoumaichaojibaozhu,jieguozhasiyiduihuangjinianshou,shouhuobailiansanbaiershitiao,beitacaifalaodiejinzuyinian!”

“buganzhixin!yangchengmoudanweiyuangongyiwaizhasiyitouhuangjinianshou,jieguohuodejiazhiyiwanbaozang,yijutuopinzhifu!”

“taijingren!pianyuanshancunyilaohanzizhiyinshouxiangchenggong,kedadazengjianianshouzhaohuanlv,beimougongsimaixiazhuanli,xianyitourupiliangzhizaozhong,youwangyuxiayuechuquanmianshangshi!”

“nianguanjiangzhi,daliangnianshouzhengzaijuji,geweilaotiehaizaiweimeiyoujiyuanerfanchouma?bengongsizuixinyanzhidechaojibaozhuplusbanben,weilinitian,tianjinianshoulaileyenengzhijiemiao!jihuibudengren,benchanpinxianyikaiqiyushoumoshi!hongzhawujixian,weinizhachuyigehuihuangweilai!”

爆竹?

年兽?

引兽香?

ningwuzheganjuenaoguaziwengwengde,zheijushentideyuanzhurendaoshicunlesipanbaozhu。

jintianshiniansanshi,jiusuanmeiyouyinshouxiang,nianshouyehuimaochulai。

可上哪儿找年兽呢?

pengshisuiranbushishadachengshi,keyaozaichenglizhaoyizhinianshou,neikezhenshibidahailaozhenhainan。

“dongbeifangxiangyiqianmi,faxianyitoudijinianshou!”

huran,naozilishanguoyifuhuamian,bingqiebanyoutishiyin。

“jianyishiyongchaojibaozhu,zheitoudijinianshoutineifengyinzheyizunminggecanquedeguiwu,qingjinkuaibangzhuqituokun,huiyoujingxiyo。”

啥情况!

“nandaozheishiwodejinshouzhi?”

ningwuzhejingdehebulongzui。

chuanyuezhebibeijinshouzhi,ditanwenhuachengbuqiwo!

jinshouzhidoushuohuiyoujingxi,neihaiyouyusha。

干了!

qianshenliucundesipanbaozhuli,youyipanchaojibaozhu,haiyouyipangaojibaozhu,shengxialiangpanzeshiputongbaozhu。

ningwuzhepishangjundayi,linzhechaojibaozhujiuchongchujiamen,chaozhedongbeifangxiangyilukuangben。

zaiqianfangxiaoxiangjintouyiguaiwan,tajiuyuanyuanjiuqiaojianqianmiandexiaoqiaoshangyougezhangzhedujiao,sizhierduo,hunshenhuohong,tixingpangdaruniudeguaiwuzhengdizhenaodaizaiqiaoshangxiulaixiuqu。

zhijianneisiquanyousishideguaiwuzaiqiaoshangxiulejixiahou,turanjiantaitouchaoningwuzhekanleguolai。

“aiyamaya,yaowan,neinianshoufaxianwole!”ningwuzheheleyidatiao,shoumangjiaoluandecongkudoulitaochudahuoji。

啪嗒!啪嗒!

liananleliangxiahuoji,jingrandoumeidazhehuo,taxinlineigejia,jiuchameimachushengle。

qiaoshangneitounianshouyijingfengfenghuohuodechaozheibianchongleguolai,sitirufei,suduzhikuai,biqiputongyeshouyaokuaileshubei,duanduanbaishimijuli,zhazhayandegongfu,nianshoujiukuaichongdaotadegenqianle。

啪嗒!

**,没打着!

激动了啊……

啪嗒又是一下!

终于打着火了!

ningwuzhejidongdezuidouduosuole,shoumangjiaoluandeyonghuomiaodianranbaozhu,zhitingde“chichi”liangsheng,paonianjiubeiyinran。taganjinbabaozhurengxiangsanmiwaidenianshou,ranhouzhuanshensayazijiupao。

nianshouxiongcan,yishirenweile,yaoshibeitazhuishang,zijikendingxiaomingbubao。

rujinbaozhuyijingdianran,shisishihuo,zhinengtingtianyoumingle。

ningwuzhegangpaochuqumeiliangbu,jiutingjianshenhouchuanlai“pilipala”dezhaxiangsheng,yijinianshouaoaodesihousheng,jiaodeneijiaoyigecanjuerenhuana。

baozhudezhaxiangshengmeichixuduojiujiutingle,nianshouaihaoshengyegenzhexiaoshile。

tayibianpao,yibianniutoukanguoqu,jiukandaoneitoupangdadenianshoudaozaimandidehongsebaozhusuixieli,shentikaishibiandeyuelaiyuexuhuantouming。

成了!

年兽被炸死了!

ningwuzhelimaxianglixiandejianyiyang,yibaimichongcidesuduchongdaonianshoudeshitipangbian。

dengtapaodaojinqian,nianshouyijingxuhuankuisanchenglexingxingdiandiandeguangban,dishangjiuzhiliuxiayigehuisedexiaoguangtuan。

xiaoguangtuanhaoxiangtebietongrenxing,“xiu”deyixiajiufeileqilai,jiugenneiyipengjiupodepaopaoyiyang,“bo”deyishengjiusanle。

“a?zheijiumeila?shuohaodejianglini!”

ningwuzhehaizaineieryilianmengni,turanyanqianyihua,jinjiezhe,yiweijiutoushendechaojidazhangtuijingmeijiuzheimepingkongmaolechulai。

zhijianyiweixingyantaosai、fubairuxuedebaiyishaonv,zhengguangzheyishuangxuebaideshuangzu,jiaoqiaodizhanzaitamianqian。

ningwuzhedeyanjingyixiazijiubeiyanqiandemeinvjixiyinzhule,meichuxidixilexibizi,shengpaneireliuhuicongbiqiangliliuchulai。

这身材,真不赖呀。

“nishishei?shinibawohuanxingdema?”

shaonvneiqinglengdebiaoqinghetaneiyaomeidongrendewuguan,jianzhijiushilianggejiduan,fanchajida。

zhengrenjunziningwuzheganjinbaneichadianzhehuodezeiyanshoulehuilai,yibenzhengjingdidiandiantou。

“dui,jiushiwobanijiaoxingde。wojiaoningwuzhe,meinvnijiaosha?”

baiyishaonvwailewainaodai,haoxiangshizaihuiyishenmeyaoyuandeshiqing,guoleyihuier,tacaibutaiquedingdishuo。

“wojiaomenganan,haoxiangqitarendoujiaowo……mengpo?”

ningwuzhedeyanjingyixiazidengdegentonglingside,chadianjiuzhijieyuandiqushile。

“meng,meng,meng……po?!”

zhiqianjinshouzhibushishuonianshoutineifengyinzheyizunguiwuma,nandaozheiguiwujiushita?

maya,wozenmebanaiheqiaoneiweidalaojigaochulaile!

mourendenaoziyixiazijiuzhale,ganjuecpudouyaoganshaole。

turan,naoziliyoubengchugetishi。

“nanbiansanqianliubaimi,faxianyitouxuanjinianshou。”

“jianyiyonggaojibaozhue,zheitouxuanjinianshoutineikefengyinzheyiqianshirenmo,yaoshipokaifengyin,shuobudingtamenlieshanideshihou,nengrangnishaoshoudianzui。”

ningwuzhezhijiemengle,zheimemingxiandeanshi,wonaozibeimenjialecaihuiquzixunshilu。

menganandongzhangxiwangleyihuier,ranhoumimihuhudizhalezhayanjing,kanshangquyoumengyoukeai,taneiyoudiancangbaidexiaozuierdongledong,haoxiangyouxiexiuchikaikouwen。

“renjiaduziela,youmeiyouchideya?”

shuowan,tahaoxiangpaningwuzhehuixianqita,yanjingdoukuaichuidaodishangqule,youxiaoshengdijialeyiju。

“xifan,ganbingjiuhaola,renjiabutiaozuide……”

鬼神也会饿肚子吗?

zenmeturanyouyizhongshikongcuoluandeganjue,zheigemengpogaibuhuishimaopaideba?

taxiangdoumeixiangjiushunzuishuolechulai。

“e……xifanganbingzhenmeiyou。”

menganandexiaozuierlimajiujueleqilai,xiaolianshangluchuleshiwangdebiaoqing。

“buguo,guanzhuangbabaozhou,kangshuaifupaomianhaiyouliangxiangni,nibujieyiba?”

ningwuzhexiaoxinyiyidiwen。

menganandexiaolianmashangjiuyinzhuanqingle,zuijiaohaiguazheyisiyuyuedehudu,xiaonaodaidiandexiangxiaojizhuomiyiyang。

“ngng,bujieyibujieyi,youchidejiuxing!”