zheidaodishigeshenmeyangdeshijie?
weishenmeyuanzhunaozili,cunzaizhezheimeduoguanyunianshoudejiyi?
zaizheigemingjiaolanxingdepingxingshijieli,congyibainianqianqi,xifangguojiajiukaishibatamendechuantongjierishengdanjiejirengle,quanshijiederendoukaishichongshanghuaxiarendechunjie,yinonglichunjielaijisuanxinnianqishi。
erzheiyiqiedezuizhongqiyin,jiushiyinweiyibainianqian,haoduohaoduodenianshouturanzaichunjieqianhoumaochulai,bingkaishifengkuangxijirenlei。
zuihou,huaxiayiweizhuanjiaxuezhetiyishiyongchuantongbianpaobaozhu,ququgangongjinianshou。
zheiyizhakebudele,zhijiebaquanshijiederenjizhadeyilengyilengde。
neixiefeijidapaodabusidenianshou,juranhuibeixiaoxiaobaozhujizhadefensui!
gengjingqideshi,nianshoushitijiuhaoxiangshengdanlaorendebukoudai,yunzangwuxiankeneng。
kejiwenmingdelanxingzineishihouqi,kaiqilexianyaoshenmoxiesuiguizhabingqidezhanxinshidai!
ningwuzheyishouwuzheyouxiezhangtongdenaomener,lingyishouzaishoujipingmushangbuduandexiahuaxinxiaoxi。
“daodishidaodedelunsang,haishirenxingdeniuqu?modoumoupingtaizhubozhongchouchaojibaozhu,jingzhizhachulaiyijuqianniangushi,xuebenwugui,shiwanwangyouzhihutuiqian!”
“jingbaoyanqiu!pengshimouyuminshiyongputongbianpao,meizhasinianshou,jingbeiqifansha,shiguwucun!”
“zhenjing!quanqiuzhumu!yingguowangshishiyongchaojibaozhu,zhasiyitouxuanjinianshou,dangchangbaochushixinwangdechuanchengshenqi——shixinwangzhijian!”
“feiqiu,jueduishifeiqiu!huaidoucaifajiazumagongzichizishiyigoumaichaojibaozhu,jieguozhasiyiduihuangjinianshou,shouhuobailiansanbaiershitiao,beitacaifalaodiejinzuyinian!”
“buganzhixin!yangchengmoudanweiyuangongyiwaizhasiyitouhuangjinianshou,jieguohuodejiazhiyiwanbaozang,yijutuopinzhifu!”
“taijingren!pianyuanshancunyilaohanzizhiyinshouxiangchenggong,kedadazengjianianshouzhaohuanlv,beimougongsimaixiazhuanli,xianyitourupiliangzhizaozhong,youwangyuxiayuechuquanmianshangshi!”
“nianguanjiangzhi,daliangnianshouzhengzaijuji,geweilaotiehaizaiweimeiyoujiyuanerfanchouma?bengongsizuixinyanzhidechaojibaozhuplusbanben,weilinitian,tianjinianshoulaileyenengzhijiemiao!jihuibudengren,benchanpinxianyikaiqiyushoumoshi!hongzhawujixian,weinizhachuyigehuihuangweilai!”
爆竹?
年兽?
引兽香?
ningwuzheganjuenaoguaziwengwengde,zheijushentideyuanzhurendaoshicunlesipanbaozhu。
jintianshiniansanshi,jiusuanmeiyouyinshouxiang,nianshouyehuimaochulai。
可上哪儿找年兽呢?
pengshisuiranbushishadachengshi,keyaozaichenglizhaoyizhinianshou,neikezhenshibidahailaozhenhainan。
“dongbeifangxiangyiqianmi,faxianyitoudijinianshou!”
huran,naozilishanguoyifuhuamian,bingqiebanyoutishiyin。
“jianyishiyongchaojibaozhu,zheitoudijinianshoutineifengyinzheyizunminggecanquedeguiwu,qingjinkuaibangzhuqituokun,huiyoujingxiyo。”
啥情况!
“nandaozheishiwodejinshouzhi?”
ningwuzhejingdehebulongzui。
chuanyuezhebibeijinshouzhi,ditanwenhuachengbuqiwo!
jinshouzhidoushuohuiyoujingxi,neihaiyouyusha。
干了!
qianshenliucundesipanbaozhuli,youyipanchaojibaozhu,haiyouyipangaojibaozhu,shengxialiangpanzeshiputongbaozhu。
ningwuzhepishangjundayi,linzhechaojibaozhujiuchongchujiamen,chaozhedongbeifangxiangyilukuangben。
zaiqianfangxiaoxiangjintouyiguaiwan,tajiuyuanyuanjiuqiaojianqianmiandexiaoqiaoshangyougezhangzhedujiao,sizhierduo,hunshenhuohong,tixingpangdaruniudeguaiwuzhengdizhenaodaizaiqiaoshangxiulaixiuqu。
zhijianneisiquanyousishideguaiwuzaiqiaoshangxiulejixiahou,turanjiantaitouchaoningwuzhekanleguolai。
“aiyamaya,yaowan,neinianshoufaxianwole!”ningwuzheheleyidatiao,shoumangjiaoluandecongkudoulitaochudahuoji。
啪嗒!啪嗒!
liananleliangxiahuoji,jingrandoumeidazhehuo,taxinlineigejia,jiuchameimachushengle。
qiaoshangneitounianshouyijingfengfenghuohuodechaozheibianchongleguolai,sitirufei,suduzhikuai,biqiputongyeshouyaokuaileshubei,duanduanbaishimijuli,zhazhayandegongfu,nianshoujiukuaichongdaotadegenqianle。
啪嗒!
**,没打着!
激动了啊……
啪嗒又是一下!
终于打着火了!
ningwuzhejidongdezuidouduosuole,shoumangjiaoluandeyonghuomiaodianranbaozhu,zhitingde“chichi”liangsheng,paonianjiubeiyinran。taganjinbabaozhurengxiangsanmiwaidenianshou,ranhouzhuanshensayazijiupao。
nianshouxiongcan,yishirenweile,yaoshibeitazhuishang,zijikendingxiaomingbubao。
rujinbaozhuyijingdianran,shisishihuo,zhinengtingtianyoumingle。
ningwuzhegangpaochuqumeiliangbu,jiutingjianshenhouchuanlai“pilipala”dezhaxiangsheng,yijinianshouaoaodesihousheng,jiaodeneijiaoyigecanjuerenhuana。
baozhudezhaxiangshengmeichixuduojiujiutingle,nianshouaihaoshengyegenzhexiaoshile。
tayibianpao,yibianniutoukanguoqu,jiukandaoneitoupangdadenianshoudaozaimandidehongsebaozhusuixieli,shentikaishibiandeyuelaiyuexuhuantouming。
成了!
年兽被炸死了!
ningwuzhelimaxianglixiandejianyiyang,yibaimichongcidesuduchongdaonianshoudeshitipangbian。
dengtapaodaojinqian,nianshouyijingxuhuankuisanchenglexingxingdiandiandeguangban,dishangjiuzhiliuxiayigehuisedexiaoguangtuan。
xiaoguangtuanhaoxiangtebietongrenxing,“xiu”deyixiajiufeileqilai,jiugenneiyipengjiupodepaopaoyiyang,“bo”deyishengjiusanle。
“a?zheijiumeila?shuohaodejianglini!”
ningwuzhehaizaineieryilianmengni,turanyanqianyihua,jinjiezhe,yiweijiutoushendechaojidazhangtuijingmeijiuzheimepingkongmaolechulai。
zhijianyiweixingyantaosai、fubairuxuedebaiyishaonv,zhengguangzheyishuangxuebaideshuangzu,jiaoqiaodizhanzaitamianqian。
ningwuzhedeyanjingyixiazijiubeiyanqiandemeinvjixiyinzhule,meichuxidixilexibizi,shengpaneireliuhuicongbiqiangliliuchulai。
这身材,真不赖呀。
“nishishei?shinibawohuanxingdema?”
shaonvneiqinglengdebiaoqinghetaneiyaomeidongrendewuguan,jianzhijiushilianggejiduan,fanchajida。
zhengrenjunziningwuzheganjinbaneichadianzhehuodezeiyanshoulehuilai,yibenzhengjingdidiandiantou。
“dui,jiushiwobanijiaoxingde。wojiaoningwuzhe,meinvnijiaosha?”
baiyishaonvwailewainaodai,haoxiangshizaihuiyishenmeyaoyuandeshiqing,guoleyihuier,tacaibutaiquedingdishuo。
“wojiaomenganan,haoxiangqitarendoujiaowo……mengpo?”
ningwuzhedeyanjingyixiazidengdegentonglingside,chadianjiuzhijieyuandiqushile。
“meng,meng,meng……po?!”
zhiqianjinshouzhibushishuonianshoutineifengyinzheyizunguiwuma,nandaozheiguiwujiushita?
maya,wozenmebanaiheqiaoneiweidalaojigaochulaile!
mourendenaoziyixiazijiuzhale,ganjuecpudouyaoganshaole。
turan,naoziliyoubengchugetishi。
“nanbiansanqianliubaimi,faxianyitouxuanjinianshou。”
“jianyiyonggaojibaozhue,zheitouxuanjinianshoutineikefengyinzheyiqianshirenmo,yaoshipokaifengyin,shuobudingtamenlieshanideshihou,nengrangnishaoshoudianzui。”
ningwuzhezhijiemengle,zheimemingxiandeanshi,wonaozibeimenjialecaihuiquzixunshilu。
menganandongzhangxiwangleyihuier,ranhoumimihuhudizhalezhayanjing,kanshangquyoumengyoukeai,taneiyoudiancangbaidexiaozuierdongledong,haoxiangyouxiexiuchikaikouwen。
“renjiaduziela,youmeiyouchideya?”
shuowan,tahaoxiangpaningwuzhehuixianqita,yanjingdoukuaichuidaodishangqule,youxiaoshengdijialeyiju。
“xifan,ganbingjiuhaola,renjiabutiaozuide……”
鬼神也会饿肚子吗?
zenmeturanyouyizhongshikongcuoluandeganjue,zheigemengpogaibuhuishimaopaideba?
taxiangdoumeixiangjiushunzuishuolechulai。
“e……xifanganbingzhenmeiyou。”
menganandexiaozuierlimajiujueleqilai,xiaolianshangluchuleshiwangdebiaoqing。
“buguo,guanzhuangbabaozhou,kangshuaifupaomianhaiyouliangxiangni,nibujieyiba?”
ningwuzhexiaoxinyiyidiwen。
menganandexiaolianmashangjiuyinzhuanqingle,zuijiaohaiguazheyisiyuyuedehudu,xiaonaodaidiandexiangxiaojizhuomiyiyang。
“ngng,bujieyibujieyi,youchidejiuxing!”