第5章 儿子打不过就老子上!也不嫌丢人

“niyiweiyoule‘qingyannvdi’jiukeyinixile?”

“meiyouzugoudetiandilingqi,jiesuobule‘yulingjineng’,youle‘qingyannvdi’niyijiushifeiwuyige!”

“ha,woxianzaijiurangnizhidaozhidao,nishiyouduomedekexiao,duomedeyuchun!”

“yulingzhe”dexiulianzhifa,shitongguoyulingxishoutiandilingqi!

erhou,yulingbiannengduitiandijianbozadelingqijinxingtilian、ningcui,quwucunjing,shiqijingchunqingjie。

zuihou,yulingjiutongguo“gongshenglian”jiangyibufenjingchunqingjiedelingqigongjijiyuzhu,tishengyuzhuzishendeshili。

dangyulingxishoudetiandilingqidadaoyidingchengdu,biankeyijiesuo“yulingjineng”,cujinyulingdechengzhang。

yinchengduiyinzhidechaofengkeyishuoshiwanquanyouliyoude,yeshifuhechangshi、changlide!

但是……

taduduliaoxiangbudao,xianzaideyinzhishicongweilaizhongshengguilai,gengbumingyuanyoudehuodele“zhaosixitong”!

zhiyaotazhaosi,huode“shaxin”,jiunengjiesuo“yulingjineng”。

tangruoshiyibanyulingyejiubale。

jibianjiesuole“yulingjineng”,yige“tieyixingyulingzhe”,zenmekenengdoudeguo“tongjiuxingyulingzhe”?

可偏偏……

yinzhixianzaideyulingshixiyoudu“shenglingjiuxing”de“qingyannvdi”!

“shenglingjiuxing”deyuling,shijianweiyidecunzai,youqinengyongchangliqupanduanhechuaidu?!

guer,jibianyinchengdequanjiaorutongyudianyiyangluozaiyinzhideshenshang,tayicicidedaoxia,querengyicicidepaqi。

zai“qingyan·duan”deqixiaoxia,yinzhimeiyicidaodi、paqi,tizhidoujinyibuzengqiang,jiejiepangao!

jiurutongduandagangtieyiyang,yueshichuilianyuejianying。

yinchengziranshiyuelaiyuefennu、kuangzao。

tazaixinzhongnahan,weishenmebuguanchuidaotaduoshaoci、chuaifeitaduoshaoci,tazongnengpaqilai?

yitaderoutiqiangdu,genbenbukenengchengshouzijizheimeduocidedajicaidui……

jiruci,neiwojiuyongjinquanli!

“你给我趴下!”

砰——

yinchengningjuquanshenliliangdeyiquandazaileyinzhidexiaeshang。

tayouzixin,zheiyiquanjishabusiyinzhi,younengrangtatihuidaojudadetongku,zaiyepabuqilai!

ranerjieguoquedadachuhuyinchengdeyiliao——xiabaaileyiquandeyinzhijingranliandaodoumeiyoudaoxiaba?!

“轮到我了——”

bieleyiduziqihuoqideyinzhidaheyisheng,xiangqianchongciliangbu,quantoujiuzhaozheyinchengchuileguoqu!

砰——

yinchengbuzhidaoshizhenjingshishenhaishizenmede,jingranmeiyouduoguoyinzhidequantou,beichuizhongxiongkou,liantuilesanbu。

“……!?”

tongjuerangyinchenghuiguoshenlai。

kejibiantongjueruciqingchu,tayijiubuganxiangxin,zijijingran……beiyinzhidatongle?!

yinzhicaqulezuijiaodexianxue,wangdishangtulekoudaixuetuomo,manmianbuxiedechaoyinchengshuqiyigenxiaomuzhi。

“yinjiadetiancai?hehe,pei!buguoruci!”

yishuowan,yinzhijiutingdaole“didi,nihuodelaizi‘yincheng’de300shaxindian,qingchashou!”

竟然有300点?

kanlaitashizhendebeizijichedijinulea。

yinchengzhengmuziya,zuijiaochouchu,yiziyidundeshuodao:“ni!zhao!sia!”

zhijiantazhijianzhanfangchiseguanghua,xunsudehualeyigexuanmiaofazhen……

yigetongtichihongdejiqilangrenjiucongfazhentiaolechulai,shengaojiejinyizhang!

jixiexi、gongjixingyuling,chiyanjinganglang,xiyouduzhenxisixing,zonghepingfen4.0。

xuesede“gongshenglian”limajiujiangtaheyinchenglianjiezaileyikuaier。

yulingjineng“yanlangzhuangjia”,fadong!

嗤嗤嗤!

“chiyanjinganglang”fenliekailai,yifudaoleyinchengdeshenshang。

熊——

chirecimudechihonghuoyancong“chiyanjinganglang”delangkou、liangzhang、houbeipenshechulai。

“feiwu,nihenkuaijiuhuizhidaoshenmejiaozuotongkuhejuewang!”

yinchengdihouyisheng,jiaoxiayideng,jiuzaidishangbaochuleyigezhuahen,jingangzhiqubianchuxianzaileyinzhimianqian。

yulingjineng“jiqingkuangzhua”,fadong!

sangenshaodetonghongtonghongdelizhuazaikongzhongnaochusantiaohuoyan,chaozheyinzhidexiongtangzhualexiaqu,youkuaiyouhenyoumeng。

yinzhishuangtuixianghouyideng,luohongdelizhuajiucongtadexiongkoulveguo。

kegangduoguodiyizhua,dierzhuajiujingenzhenaolexiale!

ranerzheigeshihou,yinzhideyulingjinengyefadongle……

“qingyan·bao”,fadong!

yikeqingyanhuoyanqiucongyinzhishuangshoujianshechu,zhengzhong“chiyanjinganglang”dexiongtang。

qingyanhuoyanqiuwushengbaokai,qiangdadechongjiqueshijiangyinzhiheyinchengliangrendouzhuangfeikailai。

哐!!

“chiyanjinganglang”zhongzhongzadi。

tadexiongkouheranbeiqingyanrongchuleyigekengdong,diditieshuichuiluo,zizidianguangshanshuo。

“chiyanjinganglang”wanbai“qingyannvdi”!

yinzhifanshenerqi,“ha”deyixiao:“zheijiushinisuoweidetongkuhejuewang?”

zhuangbeizhe“chiyanjinganglang”deyinchengdajiaodao:“niweishenmenengshizhanyulingjineng?!”

yizhaochangli,“jiesuo”diyigeyulingjinengzhangzeyiyue,duanzeshiri……

yinzhijintiancaidedao“qingyannvdi”,tawanquanbukenengshizhanyulingjinenga!

“heng,yuchun!‘qingyannvdi’youqishinideneixielajiyulingnengbide?”

yinzhikejingdecijizheta。

“yincheng,nibushishuowoshifeiwuma?xianzainibeiwoyigefeiwudadao,ha,nibushilianfeiwudouburu?”

yinchengnashoudelezheizhongciji,nuhaoyisheng,jiuyaochongshangquheyinzhipinming。

“阿诚,退下!”

yanlideheshengzhouqi,yizhenfengchuiguo,yintianxiongyijingzhanzaileyinchengdemianqian,zhengduizheyinzhi。

“爸……”

yintianxionghuihuishou,kanzheyinzhi。

“bukuishi‘qingyannvdi’,dequeyouteyizhichu。”

“yinzhi,nianzaininianqing,budongshi……”

“呸!”

yinzhihenhendechaodishangtulekoutuomo,daduanyintianxiongdehua。

“erzidabuguojiulaozishang!yebuxiandiuren?”

“ao,wowangle,nimendequebuxiandiuren,yinweinimengenbenjiushiren。”

tajixufangsidejinutamen。

“yintianxiong,niquleneimeduonvren,jiuzhiyouyigejinishenglezai。nijiuneimekendingtashinideqinerzi?”

“haha,haibuzhidaoyinchengshitamagensheideyezhong!”

yinchengzhiganjuezijinaozidouyaobaozhale,dahoudao:“yinzhi,woyaoshaleni!”

yintianxiongyinchenbuyu,keyinzhiqueshoudaode“zhaosixitong”detishi:“didi!nihuodelaizi‘yintianxiong’de1000shaxindian,qingchashou。”

1000?!

竟然这么多?

yinzhilijifanyingguolai:“kuai!jiesuo‘qingyan·duan’dexiayijijineng‘qingyan·qianlian’,kuai!”

……

qingyan·qianlian:shoudaogongjihou,xishoudaliangshanghaizengqiangtizhi。bingjixubufenshanghai,kezaixiayicigongjishishifang。

……

jiuzai“qingyan·qianlian”dianliangdeyichanei……

yintianxiongshunjianchuxianzaiyinzhiyanqian,jinzaizhichi,zhangzheshengaofukanzheta。

yinzhizhijueyouyiguqianjunzhiliyazaixintou。

“ni,shilaizhaosideba?”

“那我就成全你!”