“dadannubi，jingganzaidianqianshiyi!”
yijuexinglai，sujianfaxianzijichuanyuele。
bierenchuanyuebushihuanghoujiushiwangfei，tadaohao，juranshigegongnv！
taitoukanzhechuanlongpaodehuangshangzhengfennukanxiangziji，sujianxilekouliangqi。
“我嘞个豆！”
yipangdetaijiantingsuruojiandehuadajingshise。
“nizheinubi，zaidianqianshuaidaoshiyijiubale，juranhaiganhushuobadao，lairena，tuoxiaquzhanle！”
sujiandengdayanjingzhangzhezui，“wanle，babiqle，gangkaijujiugaa。”
“慢着！”
buyuanchudehuangshangmanmuzhenjing，baibaishourangqitarendoutuixiaqu。
sujianyikanzhishengxiatamenliangren，limahuiguoshenlaifuzaidishang。
“can，canjianhuangshang，huangshangwansuiwansuiwanwansui！”
ganshouzhenanrendejiaobuyuelaiyuejin，sujianmeichuxidekaishizhandouqilai。
wuwuwu，douguaitameiyouhaohaokanchuanyuezhinan，buranyebuzhiyugangchuanguolaijiugalea。
tahaibuxiangsi，tayaogouzhe！
“huangshangninjiuraolenubiba，nubiyidingzuoniuzuomabaodanin！”
tadiede，zaixiandaidangdeshijianiuma，zaizheierkeshizhenniuma！
haoyihuier，sujiantingzhetoudingshangfangchiyideshengyin：
“奇变偶不变？”
sujianyileng，xiayishidetuokou：“fuhaokanxiangxian？”
“姐?”
“弟？”
“nishiwojiesujian？！”
“nishiwodisucheng？！”
yilianyihuodetaitou，sujianzhiqiaozhemianqianchuanzhelongpaodedananrenhuranwadeyishengkuchulai，putongguizaidishangjinjinbaozheziji。
“taihaolejie，wohaiyiweizheibeizizaiyejianbudaonile！wa！wohaiyiweiwoyaozaizheiguidifangyibeizileni！”
suchengledetaijin，chadianermeisujianchuanbuguoqi，tafanzhebaiyanshijingpaisuchengdehoubei。
“nixiaozi……ji，jiwosongkai！zaibaozhe，ni……nijiuzhendejianbudaowole！”
suchengyitingganjinsongkaishou。
嘶……
sujianzuokanyoukan，zenmeyemeibanfajiangmianqianzheigemoyangjunqiaodenanrenhezijineigeqindidilianxizaiyiqi。
xiayimiao，taqiaozhesuchengtaishouyonglongpaodexiuzimoqulianshangdebitiyanlei，limadiandiantou。
ng，zheichouxiaozilatadeyangzihexiaoshihouyimaoyiyang。
yixiangdaozijigangganghaiguizhejitaketou，sujianqibudayichulai，ganjinzhanqishen。
“nijiwoguizhe，ganjinshuoqingchuzheidaodishizenmehuishier。”
suchengguaiguaitinghua，zheikeshilaiziqinjiedexuemaiyazhi，tayagenbuganweikang。
yibianxiliuzhebiti，suchengyibianjiangzijichuanyueguolaideshiershuoleqingchu。
tazaibanyueqianjiuchuanguolaile，xinglaifaxianzijizhengzaixingchangshang，dixiaxueliuchenghequanshirentouheshiti，chadianermeiheniao。
houlaicaizhidao，tashitianzi，xingchangshangdeneixierendoushitarangshade。
sujiantaishoujiuwangsuchengtoushangpaileyibazhang。
“chouxiaozi，nibaojunani。”
“姐我不是……”
“bushishenmebushi，woganggangbujiuluanshuoyijuhuamajiuyaobeizhan，nibushibaojunshisha？！”
suchengyukuwulei，taishouzhilezhizijidenaozi。
苏简：？
“咋，脑子有病？”
“bushia，jieninaozilimeishengyinma。”
“什么声音？”
suchengdalazhenaodaishuodao：“wonaoziliyougeshengyin，shuotashishenme……baojunxitong，feiderangwowanchengrenwu，buwanchengjiuchengfawo。”
pingjiezhesujianduonianlaikanmalisuxiaoshuodejingyan，talimajiufanyingguolaile。
她弟绑系统了！
bushi，zheidoushenmeminga，taliangyigeniangtailizuanchulaideqinjiedi，doushichuanyue，zenmetachenglehuangdihaiyouxitong，zijijiuzhinengshigechadianergadiaodegongnv？
凭啥啊？！
“jie，zanlianghainenghuiquma？”
sujiantanlekouqi，“nanshuo，dengniwanchenglexitongdesuoyourenwu，shuobudingjiunenghuiqule。”
“neitaihaole。”suchengsonglekouqi，“buranwozhendangbulezheishenmebeiqiguohuangdia。”
等等。
这名字咋这么熟悉？
sujiancuqimeitoukanzhesucheng。
“这里是北齐国？”
“是啊。”
“nishibushijiaoxuanyuancheng。”
“姐你咋知道？”
“nihaiyougefeizijiaoyunfei？”
“yijienitoutoukanwojubenlea。”
sujianliangyanyifan，chadianeryunguoqu。
shenmejubena，zheifenmingshitazuijinzhengzaikandeyibenguyanxiaoshuo！
xiaoshuoli，nannvzhuyigewangyeyigezhongchenzhinv，yinweihuangshangshalenvzhuquanjia，nvzhutashangbaochouzhilu。
baochoutuzhonghenanzhuxiangshixiangai，zuihoutuifanbaozheng，shalegouhuangdi，tiantianmimizaiyiqi。
嘶……
ganqingtadichuanchengledafanpaia！
sujianchelechezuijiaowen：“zhenguodajiangjunnishalemei？”
“woshataganma？jiewokeshisanhaoqingnian！”
“woyisishihuangshangshalemei。”
suchengyanbaiwangshangyifanxianglexiang，“meia，tahuodehaohaodeni。”
sujiantizhedeyikexinzhongyuluoxialai，zhangshuyikouqi，“neitaihaole，nijizhule，qianwanbunengshata，buran，gadejiushini！”
suchengmengbile，ganjinwensujianshizenmezhidaozheixiede。
“jiandanlaishuo，jiushizanliangchuanshule。”
sanyanliangjuzongjielezheibenxiaoshuodefazhanluxian，suchengtingdezhifanbaiyan，“bushi，jie，niyigebadaonvzongcai，chengtianjiukanzheizhongwunaoxiaoshuo？”
sujianyouyibazhangpaitatoushang。
“ganshuonijie，buxianghuole！？”
zhidaoxiaoshuozhuxianhaimeikaishi，sujianhunshenqingsonglebushao，zhaozhaoshourangsuchengqilai。
suchenggangzailongyishangzuoxiazhunbeirourouxigai，limabeisujianhenhendengyiyan，pidianpidiandeqishen。
“姐你坐。”
“heng，zheihaichabuduo。”
sujianyishengongnvfushi，shufudewanglongyishangyizuo，wanghouyiyangfaxianluodehuangrenbuzhutucao：“zheilongyihaimeizanjiashafashufu。”
“就是就是。”
suchengyigejingerdediantou，“zanjiashafashangbietiduoshufule，tangshangmiandayouxiyiwanshangdoubudaiyaosuanbeiteng，zheilongyiwozuoyihuierjiushoubulele。”
zheihuatingdesujianyouxiangzouta，douchuanchenghuangdilehaibumanzu，jianzhishidelebianyihaimaiguai！
zhengyaomashi，waitoutaijiangaohu——
“芸妃娘娘驾到！”
suchenglianseyibian，“zaolejie，nikuaiqilai，rangrenfaxiannizuolongyiyaozhujiuzude！”
sujianyitingyejile，ganjinpigunniaoliudeqishen，meidierzang，zhinengmaozheyaogancuidezuandaolongyidixiaqu，suchenghuanglihuangzhangdeshangqianzuoxia。
henkuai，yidaoqingcuideshengyinchuanlai：“chenqiejianguohuangshang，fangcaitingshuochenqiedenubicuihuadianqianshiyi，chenqieshitedilaiqingzuide。”
longyixiafangdesujian：？？
zheicuihua，gaibuhuishitaba。
yishunjian，sujiandengdaleyanjing。
yunfeishizheibenshulizuiqiongxiongjie、shouduanyinhendefanpai，tajuranchuanchengletadebinv？！
wanlewanle，zheixiashizhendewanduzile。