第四章 我又不是从石头蹦出来的

disizhangwoyoubushicongshitoubengchulaide

wangjianyediyicikandaolonglaorucibeiweideyangzi,zheihaishineigecengjingaoshiquanguiderenma?

tajianzhibuganxiangxinzijideyanjing。

longlaozhanzailizhangyeshenbian,yizhizaimangqianmanghou。leidemantoudahan。lizhangyequebiaoxiandelisuodangran。

zheirangwangjianyedourenbuzhuxiangkaikou,danhuadaozuibian,tahaishirenzhule。

wangyiluogangkaishiduiyanqiandemeishibingbuzaiyi,tachushenyouwo,shenmeyangdemeishimeichiguo。

kezhishichileyikuaizi,tajiutingbuxialaile。

好吃,太好吃了!

jinjinshichishangyikou,caideweidaojiunongyuzaikouzhong,wangyiluoyiliandetaozui。taconglaimeichiguozheimemeiweidedongxi。

yishijiantarenbuzhuduochilejikuai。

zheishilizhangyekanxiangleta,muguangchongmanlekunhuo。

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“haochima?wozaojiuchinile。”lizhangyeyilianfanzaoshuodao:“longlaodechuyijiumeiyouzengzhangguo,yizhidoushizheizhongdongxi。”

“wodaoshihenxiangchiwaimiandeshiwu。”

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“dengwogennimenchuqu,ninengdaiwoquchima?”

wangyiluolengzhule,kendejizheizhongyanglajishiwu,taconglaibuxiequchi。

zaishuoneixiekuaican,nabideshangyanqiandeshibazhen。

yaozhidaoshibazhen,guangyongliaodoushijiqizhengui。

birulizhangyepangbianzheiwanzhizuntianjiuchi。

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wangyiluojiucengjingzaipaimaihuishang,jianguoyigedingjiyuchi,beimaidaolebabaiwandetianjia。

eryanqianzheiwanyuchi,wangyiluoheleyikou,zhenggerenyunhuhude,qizhongdemeiweiwufayongyanyulaixingrong。

taguji,kongpabidingjizhenpinhaiyaoanggui。

kelizhangyezhishiheleyikou,lianshangmianwubiaoqing,dandanshuodao:“weidaohaikeyi。”

“meizuohao,meirangnimanyi。”zhanzaitapangbiandelonglaoganjinshuodao,taidushifenchengken。

zheirangwangjianyedouananchayi。

lizhangyebushiyigeguerma?weiheranglonglaorucihaipadeyangzi。

dantayebuganwen,zhishimomochizhedongxi。

“zhangyea,waimianneimeweixian,ganmayaochuquni。liuzailonghushanduohao。”

“wotiantianjinizuoyanwoyuchi,nixiangchishenmewojiujinizuoshenme。”

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kelizhangyeyijingxiadinglejuexin:“wokendingshiyaoxiashande,wulunruhewoyeyaozhaohuiwodeqinshengfumu。”

“ruguo,woshuoruguo。”longlaoxiaoxinyiyishitanwendao:“nimeiyoufumuni?”

“hushuo!yigerenzenmekenengmeiyoufumuni!”lizhangyeduitanumuershi,paizhezhuozizhanqilai:“womeiyoufumu,mofeishicongshitoulibengchulaide?”

longlaonachushoujuan,cashizheetoushangdehan,suozaixiuzilideshoubeidouzaizhandou。

“是,你说的对。”

cikedelonglaoweiweinuonuo,weikongranglizhangyeshengqi。

wangjianyezaipangquanleyiju:“bieshengqi,longlaoshiweinihao。”

zhishitagangshuowanzheijuhua,jiuganjueqifenbudui。

taiqitou,longlaozhengyongyizhongyaosharendeyanshendengzheta,wangjianyeshouzhangqingqingyidou,kuaizizhijiediaozailedishang。

tacongmangfushenjiangkuaizijianleqilai,mantoudahandeyongyifupinmingdecashizhekuaizi,quebuganzaishuoyijuhuale。

“nishifujiuzheimefangxinrangniyigerenxiashanma?”longlaomizheyanjingshuodao。

“shifushuobushishenmedamafan,talandedong,zheicaizhishiwochulai。”lizhangyemanbuzaihudechizheyuchi。

longlaowenyanyoukanxianglewangjianye,suiranlianshangdexiaoronghaizai,danneimingxianlengxialaideyanshenhaishihedewangjianyeyigejiling。

wangjianyejimangkaikou,jiangzheixietiandezaoyudoushuole。

tingwenruciguaishi,longlaodebiaoqingzhongyubiandeningzhonglejifen。

“zhangye,zheishitingqilaitingmafande,nixingme?”

lizhangyejixuchizhecai,lianshangdebiaoqingyiranpingjing。

“xingbuxingde,shishibujiuzhidaole?”

zheihuashuodesuiyi,ketingdaoderenquedoushunjianjinzhangleqilai。

“zheishikebunengluanshia,nindaodiyoumeiyoubawo?”wangjianyesisidezhuazhelizhangyedeyijiao。

takeshilaiqiuzhude,bushilaijizijitianmafande,wanyizheigelizhangyequletajiayezhonglexie,neilezikejiudale。

erwangyiluoyeshiyiliandehuyi,yuefadejuedelizhangyebukaopu。

“songshou!”yanjianlizhangyebeizhiyi,lizhangyebenrenhaimeishenmefanying,longlaoqueshituranlenghengleyisheng。

wangjianyesuoleyixiabozi,lijisongkailelizhangyedeyijiao。

jinjiezhe,longlaozaidujiangmuguangzhuanleguolai。

“huashizheimeshuo,dannixiaozijuebukediaoyiqingxin,nizailonghushandailezheimeduonian,nishifuyinggaiyechuanleniyixiedongxiba。”

“nishishuozangshuloulineixieluanqibazaodeshume?wodouyoukanguo。”

lizhangyehentancheng,tasuicongxiaojiuzaitianshishenbianzhangda,ketianshichulejiaohuitadushuxiezizhiwai,pingrilijiubatawangzangshulouliyireng,shengxiadequankaotazixue。

tingdaozheihua,longlaodeyanjiaoyerenbuzhukaishichoudong。

erwangjianyehewangyiluozegengshichengmujieshe。

wangjianyecalecaetoudehanshui,xindiwuweizachen。

mofeitianshigenbenjiubuxiangjiuta,suoyicaianpailezheimeyigetudisuitaxiashan?

ketalaidelushang,zhanxiandezhongzhongshenyiyouruhejieshi?

jiuzaitakunhuodeshihou,wangyiluoturanjiedaoledianhua。

bansuizhedianhua**xiangqi,zhongrendemuguanghuijudaotashenshang。

wangyiluogangayixiao,zhanleqilai:“woqujiegedianhua。”

tajicongconglaidaodianwai,botongledianhua。

“yiluo,jianghujiuji,kuaijiejiwowubaiwan。”

dianhuaneitoushizhengningmengdeshengyin。

“zenme?nichaoguyoupeile?”wangyiluohaoxiaoshuodao。

zijizheigeguimitebiexihuanwanjinrong,shuipinghaibucuo,danzuijinshichangbuhao,tayeshenshouyingxiang。

“gangcaiyoujigegupiao,chudifandanle。xianzaifengkuangbaozhang。nikuaidianjiwoqian。”zhengningmengjiaojishuodao。

“e,neijizhigupiao?”

wangyiluomanbujingxinwendao。

zhishidangzhengningmengshuowanzheijizhigupiaodemingzihou,wangyiluochedidaizhule。

zheibuzhengshilizhangyesuibianzhidegupiaoma?

dangshiwangyiluohaijiyishenke,xiangyaozhichutadecuowu。

“bukeneng,neixiemingmingshixiyangchanye,zenmehuituranchudifandanni?”wangyiluoyaohuangzhenaodai,yiliandebuxiangxin。

“woyebuxiangxin,kezheizhongshiqingjiufashengle。nikuaidianbaqianjiejiwoba。”zhengningmengdehuayingangluo。

wangyiluodeshoujijiuyijingdiaoluozaidi,zhenggerenchedidaizhule。

zheishishangjingranhaiyouzheiyangderen?