geweiyanzumennaozijicunchu……
……
wuyuduozaigongjiaozhanpaixia，kanzhezheipiaopodayuyizhenwuyu……
他讨厌下雨。
suoyi，zheitianqiyubaoyubaolegejimo，shuohaodeyintianwuyuni。
turanyidaocimudedengguangzhaoleguolai，bansuiyizhenjicudechacheshengyingmianpulai……
**，撞大运了。
wuyuyanqianyihei，dangshixianzaicibiandemingliangshi，tayijingshenchuxianzaiyipianhuangye。
∑(っ°Д°;)っ
啥情况？
这是给爷干哪来了？
还在国内吗？
zhengdangtabumingbaisuoyishi，naohailituranyigemoshengyoushuxideshengyinxiangqi。
【ding！zhutianmanyouxitongyijihuo！】
【姓名：吴雨。】
【性别：男。】
【jing：5（zhirendetipo、naili、minjiedengshentiyinsu）。】
【qi：kong（zhicunzaiyurentinengbeiyunyongdenengliangyinsu）。】
【shen：9（zhirendesiwei、jingshen、yiniandengxingershangdeyinsu）。】
【zonghezhanlipingjia：5（wumingxiaozu）。】
【生命：15天。】
【能力：无。】
……
吴雨：(￣△￣；)
所以我这是穿越了？
【gongxisuzhuchuanyuedao《xianjianqixiachuan》suozaishijie……】
“dazhu，qingtongzichenglaoye！”
xiandanding，chuanyuezheyouxitongshibiaopei。
【称谓已更新……】
【gongxilaoyechuanyuedaole《xianjianqixiachuan》suozaishijie，zhutianmanyouxitongweininfuwu，tongguobenxitong，ninkeyizaizhutianwanjiechuansuolvxing。
erlvxingdeyiyishirangnindeshenghuobiandegengjiafengfuduocai，shunbianrangyixieyinanpingdejiaoseyougaibianbuxingmingyundejihui，erzheiyehuirangninhuodegengduodejiangli……】
yibiantingzhetongzijieshao，yibiandaliangmianbandewuyuzheishicaituranfaxianhuadian，dajingshise……
“bushi，shaqingkuanga？wozenmezhiyou15tianshengming！”
hezherangtachuanyueguolai，jiushirangtazaibangeyuehousiqiu？
【shijishanglaoyeninzaoyijingsiwang，xianzaideshentishixitongzaichuanyueshizhongsudefuli，suiranbuhuishuailao，danyoumingshuxianding，xiangyaohuodegengduoshengming，keyitongguogaibianzhutianshijiejiaosedemingyunguiji，rangqimingyunfashengpianyi。】
【mingyunpianzhuandejiaosezaiyuanshijiezhongzhanyouquanzhongyuegao，xitonghuodenengliangyueduo，jiyunindejiangliyejiuyueduo……】
【ninhaikeyitongguotishengjiaosehaoganduchengjiulaihuodechoujiangcishu，tongguochoujiangkehuodegezhongleixingdejiangli，baokuodanbuxianyushengming，wupin，gongfa，jineng、shuxing……】
“等一下。”
wuyulianmangdaduantongzidehua，haoqidao：“nishuowoshichuanyuedaolexianjianshijieshiba？”
【shide，ninxianzaisuozaidezhengshixianjianqixiachuanyisuozaideshijie，muqianhaichuzaijuqingkaiqidechushijieduan……】
wuyuyanjingyiliang，zaicizhaodaolehuadian。
“neiqibushishuowozhiyaozhaojihuigandiaozhujiaolixiaoyao，neizheigeshijiebushihenduorendemingyunguijidouhuifashengpianzhuan，woqibushixuezhuan？”
【……】
“tongzi？tongzinizenmebushuohua？”
【benxitongquanninzuihaobuyaozheimezuo，zhujiaolixiaoyaoshizheigeshijiedetianmingren，laoyeninshadiaotianmingren，bingbuhuihuodetaiduojiangli，fanerhuijietiduifangdetianming，congciyongyuanliuzaizheigeshijie，jiangzaiwufachuanyuedaoxiayigeshijie。】
吴雨：(ー`´ー)
“woganjuenizaikonghewo。”
【benxitongshichaojizhinengguanliai，dicengluojishisuoside，bixufuwuyulaoye，wufazuochuduilaoyebulideshiqing，bingmeiyoukonghenindenengliyuyiyuan，ninkeyijiangxitonglijiechengshininsuishenxiedaidezhinengshouji。】
wuyukanzhezijizhanli5deshuzhi，zhijiewuyu。
taxianzaijiushixiangzheimezuoyemeizheinengli。
“wobuzuodianshenme，shiwutianhoujiuyaogepi，xiangzuodianshenmeyoushigezhanwuzha，tongzinijiubunengtiliangtilianglaoyewo？”
【xitonghuizaizuichujiyulaoyexinshoulibaoyige，qingzhuyichashou，qitagongnengqingninzixingmosuo。】
wuyuzhijiezhaodaoxinshoulibaodakai。
yizhenjinseguangmangshanguo，chadianjiuhuangxialetadegouyan。
【ding！xinshoulibaoyikaiqi。】
【huodexinshoushilianchou。】
……
没了？
naoni，zheisuannamenzixinshoulibao！？
吴雨无力吐槽。
buguoyouzongbimeiyouyaohao，youjuhuazenmeshuolaizhe，jiaolaidoulaile。
kuangqiexinshoushilianchouyibanqingkuangxiadouhuiyouyigejiao“xinshoubaohuqi”dezhufu，huibijiaoou，xiankankanqingkuangzaishuo。
吴雨直接点击抽奖。
zaiyizhenhualaladeshengyinzhong，zhuanpankaishizhuandong，yiduidongxiyingruyanlian。
【wenyinsanbailiang*2、tongqianerbai、qingshanyijian、huangjinershiliang、putongzhangjian*2、powanyizhi、jichujianshu、yujianshusuipian*1……】
zhu：yujianshushuyuxiyoujiangli，xuyaoshigesuipiancainenghecheng。
wuyu(ノಠyiಠ)ノshan┻━┻
焯！什么玩意？
lianjinengsuipiandouzhengchulaile。
zheixitongpabushimouxunkaifadeba，jianzhixitongjiededuliu！
xinshoushilianchouxialaiquanshiyiduipolanwanyi，chuleyigejichujianshuduitadeshiliyoudiantishengzhiwai，qitapiyongmeiyou。
haoba，huangjinbaiyinduoshaohaiyoudianyong，keshitemehaichouchulaiyigepowanjiuyoudianbengbuzhule，zheirangyeshangjieqitaoma？
haozaizheixitonghaiyougekeyicunfangwupindekongjian，choujiangchulaidedongxidoukeyicunfangjinzheigesuishenkongjiannei，shaoweiganjuemeineimefeile。
wuyujiangjichujianshujiazaihou，ganjuezijinaohaizhongturanyoulemingwu，duochulexuduojichuyongjianfamen，jiuxiangshilianguoleqianwanbianyiyang，lanshuyuxin。
zhongyaodeshi，jichujianshujiazaihoutade“jing”shuxingdianjuranzhangle3dian，dadaole8dian。
turanbeijixiejiangshen，zhijieguandinghuodelenengli，wuyuyishixinyangnannai，renbuzhunachuchoujiangchouchulaidezhangjiandangchangshileqilai。
jichujianshu，gumingsiyi，quanshijianshudejichu。
buchengtixi，buchengzhaoshi，zhiyoushisangejibenjianshi。
baokuochou、dai、ti、ge、ji、ci，dian、beng、jiao、ya、pi、jie、xi。
jihusuoyoudejianshudoutiaobuchuzheigekuangjia，jiuxiangrenxiezidejichubihuayiyang，zixingzaifuza，yeshiyoujichudehengshupienadenggoucheng。
wuyuganjuezijiyongjiandeshihouyouzhongrubeishizhideshunchanggan，xiangcizhongmianqiannageweizhi，jianbianfenhaobuchadeluozainagedian。
zhiyaozijichuanchazuhe，haoxiangkeyisuiyizuchengwushutaojianfadecuojue。
“ganjuezheixitongyoudiandongxi。”
wuyushileyizhen，buyouyouxiegankai。
“yebuzhidaozijizheiyongjianshuipingfangzaiwuxiashijiedaodishigeshenmeshuizhun？”
wuyujidegulongxiaoshuoduoqingjiankewuqingjianlimian，shaonianafeiyeshigebuhuiwugongdezhu，dantadejianquekuaizhunwen，jianghuhaocheng「feijianke」，beiyuwei「tianxiadiyikuaijian」。
rujinwuyuzijidejichujianshuduoshaoyezhanlezhunhewenlianggezi，chadeyejiuzhiyoukuaile，bijingzijixianzaidemianbanshang，“jing”zhiyou8dian。
eryigejiankangdeputongren，“jing”dejunzhishi10dianzuoyou。
wuyuhuodongleyizhen，yemeiduozhangshijian，fandaoliuleyitoudehan，dunganzijideshentisuzhishizhendecha。
8点“精”太少了。
xitongshuoshitaxianzaideshentishigenjutaqianshideshentisuzhiweimoban“3ddayin”chulaide，jiuhenwuyu。
xiaohua，zheibixitongjueduichihuikoule。
zijiqianshizenmehuixuchengzheiyang，zenmeshuoyeshiyigeyududubugongdaitiandeerhaoqingnian。
wuyudunangzhelaidaoyitiaoxiaoxibiandasuanxibalian，shurankandaoshuizhongdaoyingbuyoulengzhu。
zijibiannianqingyebianhaokanle。
toushangzhalegesongsandedaoji，liangbindetoufayouxiesanluan，mianrongqingxiu，yuqianshidezijiyouqibafenxiang，kanqilaizeishuaiqi。
zhishizheixingxiangyumoyang，kanqilaidaoyoudianxiangshiyirenzhixiadewangye，lianneidandandeheiyanquandouruchuyizhe。
“kanzaizheimeshuaiqidemiankongshang，jiuyuanliangtongzinichihuikoudexingweile。”
【……】
吴雨心情大好。
zhishiyilakaizijidexitongmianban，kanzhezijineiminghuanghuangdeshiwutianshengming，dunshiyouwuyuleqilai，xinqingzhijiedieluogudi。
deganjinxingdongqilai，buranbangeyuehoujiuzhijiesiqiule。
这坑爹的系统！
yaohuodeshengmingjiudegaibianzheigeshijiederendemingyunguiji，rangtamenmingyunfashengmouzhongchengdupianyi。
xianzaiwuyuganglaidaozheishijie，haibuzhidaozijishenzaihechu，xiangyaoquzhaolixiaoyaozhaolingerlinyueruzheixierenwuyemeidifangxiashou。
wuyuchenyinzhe，daoshixiangdaoleyigezhuyi。
zanshizhaobudaoneixiezhongyaojiaosedehua，congputongrenshenshangxiashouyebuzhidaoxingbuxing。
buguoyizijizhanwuzhadenengli，weiyideyizhangjiushiyigejichujianshu，keluanlaibude。
wuyutaitoubianbieleyixiafangxiang，bajianfuzaibeihou，xunletiaodaozhijiezouchulezheipianhuangye，buyihuijiuxundaoleyitiaoguandao。
yanzheguandaoyizhizoulebanlaigeshichen，kandaoleyizuoxiaocheng。
zhaogelurenwenleyixia，caizhidaozheilishizhangjiakou。
wuyuzhanzaiyuandimozhexiabasisuo。
zheizhangjiakoudaodizaidilishangnageweizhi？
xianjianqixiachuanyidedagaijuqingtadaoshihaijide，dankandianshijunahaiguanzhuzhujiaomenzhuna？
buguowuyudaoyemeitaiguojiujie，gouxitongsuirankoukousuosuo，danyoujuhuadaoshishuodebucuo。
tashiyigemanyouzhutiandelvxingzhe，lvxingdeyiyijiushizoudaonasuanna，kanzheishijianfanhua，tiweigezhongqingqucaishigenben。
chunweilerenwubenbojiuyouduoshaodianbenmodaozhile。
一切随缘吧。
xiangzhetabianlaidaoyigemaishaobingdetanweiqian，“wudalang，nizheishaobingzenmemai？”
neitanzhushenseyileng，“zheiweiyerencuorenleba，wobuxingwu，woxingshi。”
jiezhetayoumangjieshaodao：“wozheishaobingxianzuweimei，sanwenqianyige，wuwenliangge。”
wuyubailebaishou，“taiguiletaiguile。”
xingshidetanzhumangkuzhelianshuodao：“aiyo，zheiweiye，wozheishixiaobenmaimai……”
wuyuzhijiedaduandao：“biefeihua，yijuhua，shiwenxiansangemaibumai？”
“buchengbucheng！”tanzhuxiayishibaishou，naodaidouyaoyaochucanyingle，“wozheibingliaoyongdezu……e……”
tahuashuodaoyiban，turanganjuenalibutaidui，yishiyoumeifanyingguolai。
“噗嗤！”
turanpangbianchuanlaiyishengchixiao，queshiyigemanlianzangxixixiaoqigai。
“lianggeshazi，jiagedousuanbumingbai。”
tanzhubeiduifangyitixing，yeshixingwuguolai，manggaikoudao：“maimai，jiushiwenqiansange，zheiweiyeyaobulaisange？”
wuyuhuitoudaliangleyiyanxiaoqigai，duifangyanshenlingdong，kanqilaigulingjingguaide，zhishikanxiangtadeyanlimanshixixue。
tanzhupawuyuye“xingwu”guolai，mangjianlesangerehuhudeshaobingdileshanglai，xiaoxinwendao：“zheiweiyehaiyaobu？”
wuyuhuitouyongshouquanlequanduifangdetanzi，“yao，zheilideshaobingwoquanyaole。”
zheihuarangtanzhuzhijielengzhule，“quan……quanyao？shiwenqiansange？”
“dui，quanjiworehudabaohao。”
yipangbenlaiyandaixixuedexiaoqigaitingdaozheihuayeshilengzhule，yilianguguaididaliangzhewuyu，xindaojinerdaoshizhangjianshile，yudaogezhenshazi，kanqilaihaishigeyouqiandeshazi。
wuyushouyihui，yongpangrenkanbudongdeshoufacongxiuzilipaichuyibaisanshiwenqian，jiangduifangsanshiduogeshaobingyikuaimaixia。
suijitazhuaqiyigeshaobing，chaopangbiandexiaoqigaiyangleyang。
“嗟！来食？”
xiaoqigaizuoyoukanlekan，yongshouzhizhezijidebizi，yilianbukesiyi，“wo？”