第1章
‘peng’deyishengzhongxiang，fangmenbeizhongzhongtuikai，zazaiqiangbi，liuxiashenshenaohen。
“sibiantai，nishibushixiangsi！”
meimeidegaoshengpaoxiaosuizhixiangqi，jihuxiangchezhenggefangjian。
tasharenyibandemuguanglaolaodidingzhezheigekanzhepingmudeduankunan，jihuxiangyaojiangtasuishiwanduan。
chenangshouhuishejian，tunlekoutuomo，jiangyingdizhuanshen。
“mei......meiyoua。”
“还敢说没有！”
“zuotianwohelenijideneipingyingyangkuaixianhou，jiubiandehunhunchenchen......”
“你个死变态！”
“nei......neinidebinghaodianlemei？”
“buyaojiwozhuanyihuati！”
chenyuanrulianleshihougongyiban，zhendefangjiandouweiweizhendong。
sheinengxiangdao，zuotianhaiyanyanyixi，tongkudesiquhuolaideren，yijuexinglaijiubianderucishenglonghuohu。
chenangkuxiao，haoxinmeihaobao，shuodejiushizijia。
zaozhidaoruci，neiyangshengdan，wojiuliuzhezijichile。
erchenangzirenweidekuxiao，zaicikedechenyuankanlai，neijianzhijiushitiaoxin！
不知悔改！
tadeyanzhongmaohuo，henbudelikepaohuichufangnabacaidaojiangchenangjiduole。
suoxingjincunlixingrangtameiyouzuochufengkuangdeshiqing。
“wogaosuni，zheishimeiwan！”
“dengbamahuilai，wojiuqugaozhuang！”
jinguanjieliyazhi，danchenyuandehuayijiudaizhezhanyin，chadianwufakongzhichushoudechongdong。
“wohaiyaojiaotamenquxiaonideshenghuofei！”
“sibiantai，yitiandaowanjiuzhidaowanyouxi，beigongsikaichusangeyue，daoxianzaidoumeizhaodaogongzuo，nishuonihuozheyoushenmeyong！”
chenyuandezheixiehua，chenangzaojiutingdechulaojianle，congbeigongsikaichukaishi，zuzutinglesangeyue，tazaojiuyijingchanshengkangxing。
但重点在于前一句。
chenangxianzaideanyishenghuo，wanquanshikaofumumeiyuedeshenghuofeilaiweichi，ruguoduanlezheige......
**，那还怎么活？
yanjianmeimeizhuanshenjiuyaohuifangjiandadianhua，chenanglianmangfeipuguoqu，baozhuchenyuan。
“buyaoa，meimei，qiunijiwoyicihuiguodejihui！”
chenyuansuirancongxiaodaoda，yizhidoushixuexiaolidexiaohua，dantayizhijieshenzihao，congweijiaowangguorenhenanyou，shenbianchulechenangzheigegegewai，jihumeishenrujiechuguoqitananren。
jiulianbeinanrenbao，neidoushitouyizao！
“huiguodejihui？hao！zhiyaoninengzaijintianzhaodaogongzuo，wojiubuhebamatizheijianshi。”
shenweilanhuadaxuedexiaohua，gegemeiyougongzuozheijianshi，yizhishichenyuandetongchu。
pingriliyuqitaliangdaxiaohuazhengfengshi，tamenzonghuinazheigeweiyoutoujiduiziji。
ruguonengjiecijihui，jiejuezheigesibiantaidegongzuowenti，neixiaohuashouxizhiwei......
zhikexixiangfashimeihaode，xianshishigugande。
chenangyijingduoluolesangeyue，xianzaiwanquanmeiyouchuquzhaogongzuodejuewu。
tadetouyaodegenbolangside。
“xianzaikeshixiatiana，waimianzheimeredetaiyang，jintiandeyouxishoushahaimeina......nizaiganshenme？”
“拨号。”
“......womashangjiuchuquzhaogongzuo！”
“快点滚！”
tangtangqichinaner，weishenmejiuzheimesong？a，weishenme！
chenangmanwumudediyoudangzaidajie，yibianbiandifanwenziji。
zicongbeimeimeiganchujiamen，yijingguolezuzushifenzhong！shifenzhonga！
huoredetaiyangjihujiangchenangkaojiaole，hanshuibutingliuxia。
“还好你还在。”
chenangaixidifumoshouji，xianshudidakailiaotianqun，quetiaochusantiaocuimingsidesiliao。
bianque：woneiyangshengdanjibujili，xiaoxiongdijigezhunhua，zheicinizhishaoyaojiliangkeamoxilinganmaoyao！
bianque：xiaoxiongdi，biezhuangbuzaixiana，wokeshixianfukuande。
bianque：wangerbulaifeiliye，xiaoxiongdi，sibaobushizheimewande，xiaoxinwojubaonia！
**！
差点把这货给忘了。
chenanglianmanghuixin：bianquexiong，woxianzaiyou**fanzaishen，zanshibunengfanisibao，haiqingjianliang。
zuotianchenangturanbeilajinle‘difuliaotianqun’，yikaishitayeyiweizhishijiaosebanyanqun，jieguodengtaqiangdaohongbaozhihou，caiyishidao，zheiqunliaotiandapidejiahuo，juranquandoushizhenhuo！
huihundan：zhiyaosiwangshijianweichaoguo24xiaoshi，jiukejiangqijiuhui，huatuochupin，bishujingpin。
bianquejiandao，dangshijiuzhalemao，zhijieduizhechenanglianfansiliaohongzha。
erneishi，chenangzhengzaizhaoguweibingfazuo，tongkunanmiandechenyuan。
yushitajiuxiangbianquetaoyaozhiliaoweibingdedanyao，zaitaojiahaijiazhihou，chenangbengaijianghuihundanfajibianquefaguoqu，jieguoyibuxiaoxin，jiangzhuoshangdeamoxilinganmaoyaojisaomiaofasongguoqule。
yibeiziyanjiuzhongyidebianque，diyicijiandaoxiyao，dangchangjiujingweitianren，biandeyifabukeshoushi。
jieguojiubianchenglexianzaidejumian。