“douzhanshengfa!”sunwukongniandongzhenjue,yilvlvjinguanghuijuquanshen。sunwukongshilibaozhang,taiqijingubangxiangyuanshirenzaqu。
“吃俺老孙一棒!”
qiangdadegongjizhijiezafeilexukongsuipian,yuanshirenshenfawudong,duoguogongji,houtuishubuyuanshirentaochububaishengqiang,yindonglehuangsezhenlei。
“shishenshisanqiang*disiqiang!leimang!”
yiguyouyigukuangbaodenengliangyuanyuanbuduandeshusongdaoqiangtouzhishang。yuanshirenmengdepaochu。suijiyouniandongzhenjue。
“leidijingangzhengfa!zhongxiaoyangleixinjing!”
zhenjuehuiju,zhongxiaoyangleidaizhebukezudangzhishiyububaishengqiangyiqianyihougongjierqu。
sunwukongyouxiejingxi:“haobadaodeleifa!ni,henhao。”suizhi,kongbudeqixilongzhaoxukong,sunwukongjiangjingubangbianda,fajuejiachidao:“aolaiwuhuaguoxiang,dinghaiyibangwanyaochao!”jinsedegunyingyuelaiyueda,sunwukongfadongfajue,jingubanglimafeibenxiangyuanshiren。
liangguzhiqiangdeliliangpengzhuangzaiyiqi,yuanshirenzhijiedidangbuzhusunwukongdeliliangmashangjiubeifanshi,yikouxueyeconghoulongyuguanerchu。
“pu!dinghaiyibang,lihai!”yuanshirentuwanxuebuwangkuazan。
sunwukongyekuazanyuanshirendeliliang,kuadao:“niyebucuo,keyiheanlaosunguoliangzhaoderenshaozhiyoushao。anlaosunhaojiudoumeiyoudaguojiale,zheiyang,nigenwodashuangle,zheiduanyinguojiucidazhu。”
pangbiandeshihaohezhenaicha,youdianshouyang:“zenmeyang?xiaoyuanzi,yongbuyongbangniyiba?”tangsanzaipangbianzhuweidao:“dalaojiayou,dalaojiayou!”
zaizhandouzhongdeyuanshirenbiaoshibuyongshuodao:“meishi,jiuzheiyangyiduiyide,hengongping。”
sunwukongjuedeyuanshirendexinggetingbucuode,yushishuodao:“henhao,jiuchongnizheijuhua,anjuedenizheigerenhenheandeweikou,anbuhuishani。buguoxianzai,yinggaijieshule。”sunwukongfali,zhurulejiqiangdefali,haohandefaliguanshujinjingubang,chongpoleyuanshirendeliangdaogongji,zazaiyuanshirenshenqianbaozha。sunwukongyoushoulizhishijiangyuanshirendashang。
yuanshirenyouyikouxuetuchu,henkuaihuifulemianrong。buguohaishiyouxiefabai。
“zheijiushiniquanlilema?ruguobushinizuihoushouli,woxianzaibusiyehuizhongshangleba。”
sunwukongshouhuijingubangqishihuishou,shuodao:“meicuo,anshuoguobushanijiubuhuishani,dengnizaixiulianxiulian,anmenzaidaguo。huashuohuilai,niyinggaiqingxing,anhaodoudanshibuhaosha。”
pangbiandeshihaoxiliuwanzuihoujikounaicha,shouleqilaixiaodao:“naichahewanle,xianzaigailundaowomenle!tangsanniyihuipaoyuanyidian。”suijipengdeyisheng,qixibaokai。tangsanzeshihaimeilaidejipaoni,jiubeizhendedaochufei。
tangsanwuyule:“woshuodalao,nijiubunengdengdengwoxianpaochuquyiduanzaibaoqima?aiya!”
“woqu!guangguzhetixingnilaizhe,wangjilehaizaiwohoumianlaizhe,heihei,xiacizhuyixiacizhuyiha。”zhuantoukanxiangsunwukong:“lai!houzi,gaiwomendajiale。”
sunwukongjubangzhixiangshihao,aoshijiuzhongtianyibanshuodao:“ni!fangmaguolai!ankandechulainishinimenzhizhongzuiqiangdeneige。”
shihaoqixikuangbao,quemiandaiweixiao:“hao!neiwojiubukeqila!nixiaoxinle!”yushitaochuleyuanshirensongjitadexuanzhongchipushaxiangsunwukong。
sunwukongyeshierhuabushuolunqijingubang,takongerxing,shaxiangshihao。
yucitongshi,feidedaochuluancuandetangsankanjianhanli,ganjuejiuxiangkanjianlejiumingdaocaoyiban:“lifeiyuqianbei,jiujiuwoa!”
hanliwuyu,yushilaletangsanyibawendao:“daoyoua,nizenmeyoufeilaifeiqule?”tangsanleiyanposuodehuida:“wohaimeilaidejipaoni,shihaodalaotajiuturanbaoqile,wuwuwu!”“meishimeishi,xianzaibushuxi,duolaijicidaoyoujiuxiguanle。”tangsantingdaozheihuashunjianjiugazhule,hanliyoushuo:“buguodaoyoua,nidexiuweihaishiyaotishengyixiade,yaoburanmeicibaoqunijiudaochufei,yebushigebanfaa,woyebushishenmeshihoudouzaide。”
yucitongshi,yuanzaidaqianshijiedexiaoyanganyingdaozijidexuanzhongchi。zhanqishenjiuxiangwaizou,cailinzoulejinlaiwenxiaoyan:“zenmelezheishi?yaojizhequnali?”xiaoyanshuo:“woturanganshoudaoyiguzhaohuan,suihouwoganjuedaolewodexuanzhongchi,zaiyigehaoxiangbushuyuwomenzheigeshijiededifang。”cailindanxindao:“youweixianma?xubuxuyaowomengenniyiqiqu?”
xiaoyanyaotou:“yigezhandoubodongshifenqiangdadedifang,shenzhikenenghaihuibiwogengqiang,gaosuxunergenlaoshiyijijingjie。nimenzaijiadengwohuilai。”
cailintuoxie:“haoba,youshenmeshiqingyidingyaodiyishijianchuanxinhuilai,womenzaijiadengnihuilai。”
hualuo,xiaoyanbianxiaoshizaikongjianzhizhong。