第1章

wangzheyanqianmanlianjueqiangdenanhai,wobuxiediminleminchun。

虐妻?一起吃苦?

这世界是乱套了吗?

woshangqianlazhunvhaideshou:「jiejie,niyaobuyaohewomenhuijia?wojiahendade,haiyouhenduohaochide。」

nvhaiqieshengshengdikanxiangwo,yanjingzongsuanyoulexieguangliang。

xiayimiao,budengtakaikou,pangbiandexiaonanhaijiuzhuangkailewo。

「niliniannianyuanyidian!bieyiweijialiyoudianqian,jiunengqiangporenjia!」

yuanzhanglianmangshangqianzuzhi:「zhouchongfeng!nizaiganshenmeni?」

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babazhoulezhoumei,takanxiangwowendao。

「wanwan,nihenxihuanzheige**jiema?」

wonielenieyouxiebeizhuangtengdejianbang,dianlediantou。

benlaiyuanzhangtuijianderenlijiuyouliunian,dangshikanzhaopiandeshihou,woyiyanjiukanzhongleta。

zongjuede,tashenshangyougumomingdeqizhi,jiushihenxiangrangrenbaohu。

kezicongtajinfuliyuan,wulunshidanmu,haishipangbiandezheigesuoweidenanzhuzhouchongfengdouzaizuzhiwo。

danwobumingbai,nandaozhendeyourenxiangguokurizi,buxiangguohaorizima?

woshenchushou,guaiqiaodichongzheliunianxiaolexiao:「jiejie,niyuanbuyuanyihewohuijia?ruguoyuanyi,nijiuguolaihaobuhao?」

liunianzuanlezuanshouxin,tagangxiangtaijiaojiuyoubeizhouchongfenglazhule。

「niannian,biegentazou!tamenzheizhongyouqianren,nihetamenzouhuixuehuaide。」

woshengqididuoleduojiao:「nizheigerenzenmezheiyanga?mingmingwoyaodaijiejiequguohaorizi!jieguoniyizhizuzhiwomen,nishibushijidu!」

zhouchongfengshentiyijiang,ranhouzhongzhongdidenglewoyiyan。

「谁稀罕!」

yuanzhangcishiyejuedezhouchongfengtaibudongshile,tashangqianjiudasuanranglaoshixiandaizhezhouchongfenglikai,quebeitabikaile。

zhouchongfengjiangliunianladaoyibian,zuilihaiyizhizainiantaoshenme。

yuanzhangtanlekouqi:「qishichongfengzheihaiziyiqianhentinghuade,jiushizuijinjitianbuzhidaozenmele,shenshentaotaode。」

tingjianyuanzhangdehua,babapieleyanbeilazoudeliunian。

「wanwan,buranwomenhuanyigerenhaobuhao?zheiliyouhenduogegejiejiede。」

wojuezhezuijiangtouzhuandaoyibian:「jiubu!wojiuxihuanzheigejiejie!」