看见弹幕后,我卷死系统夺运男友第1章

gaokaoqiandemonikao,woyinfenchenguomincuoguolezuihouyikekaoshi。

xinglaihou,wodeyanqianchuxianlemimimamadedanmu:

【nanzhuzheicixiashouyetaizhongle!mingzhinvpeihuafenguominyeyaotoutoubahuarengjintabidaili,yaoshisirenlezenmeban?】

【haibushiyinweinanzhubangdinglegaokaoduoyunxitongzaizuoceshima!nvpeidechengjiyuedi,nanzhudechengjijiuyuegao。zheiyangtacainenggenxueshennvzhukaoshangtongyisuodaxue!buranniyiweinanzhuneimemuqiang,weishenmeyaojiejinquanxiaochengjidiandidenvpei?】

【neiyebunengbanvpeidangribenrenzhenga!】

【meibanfa,nvzhucongxiaopinxuejianyou,nanzhuhetajiuxiangshirenheshendechaju!nvpeizhangdezaihaokantayeshixuezha,genbenjiubushihejingyaodecai!biyejifenshou,liyongwannvpei,nanzhujiunenganxinzhuiqiunvzhule!】

guaibudezicongyikaojieshuhou,hejingyaojiuxiangbianlegerenyiyang。

zuishangshuozheyaohewoyiqinulikaoshangtongyisuodaxue,shijiquemeitiandaizhewochihewanle!

yuanlaishiyiqingbielian,nawodangdianjiaoshini!

“bianxinshiba?kaiguashiba?kanlaoniangxuebusini!”

1.

yanqiandedanmurangwochedidaizhu。

wanquanbuganxiangxinzheicirangwofenchenguomin,chadiandiulebantiaomingdezuikuihuoshoujingshigaozhongzhuiqiulewozhengzhengyiniandenanyouhejingyao。

buguangruci,tashenzhihaijiwobangdingleshenmepoxitong,jiuweilehequanxiaodiyigumanmankaoshangtongyisuodaxue?

bushi!sheiyaodangtazhuiaiplayzhongdeyihuana!

yuexiangyueshengqi,wotaochushoujizhunbeibahejingyaolaheishanchuyitiaolong,queshouyidoubuxiaoxinandaoleyuyintonghua。

dianhuabeishunjianjietong,shengyinquezaibingfangmenkouxiangqi:

“xixi,tingshuoniyouguominle,zenmeyangshentihaihaoba?”

hejingyaochuxiandeneiyichanei,danmuyoukaishihuoyueqilai:

【zheinanzhuzeixinbusia!zuishangshuozhedanxin,shijishangjiushipanvpeizaibingfanglibeizhetatoutouxuexi!guolaiteyikanzhetade!】

【nvpeizhenshikexi,mingmingyitadeyikaochengjikeyikaoyigeguoneipaiminghenbucuodeyishuyuanxiao,jieguozainanzhudedanwuxiagaokaozhikaoleliangbaifen,caimianqianggoushanggezhuanke!chufenhounanzhuhaiyitaxuelidizuojiekouhetatifenshou,nvpeichadianyiyuzisha!】

【zheiyezhinengguainvpeizijilianainao!nvpeiyizhunbeixuexinanzhujiujiaotachuquwan,meimingqiyuehuanjiebeikaoyali,shijishangnanzhuzaojiubaxitifanlaifuquzuolewubian!tashibeikaole,yaliquanliujinvpeile!】

那真的很坏了!

wokanxianghejingyao,mingzhiguwen:

“zheilikaoshijieshucaiguolebanxiaoshi,nizenmezheimekuaijiuzhidaowoshengbingzhuyuanle?”

hejingyaodelianshangpiaoguoyisibuziran:

“wo,woshitingbanzhurenshuode!paniyinweishengbingdanwuxuexi,teyidailemimitikujinibukede!”

kanzhejiukuaiba‘juxinbuliang’sigezixiezailianshangdehejingyao,danmuzaicizhakaileguo:

【lailelaile!quanshuzuizhuamapianduanyaolaile!nanzhuguyizaibuxishijiaocuolenvpeihaoduozhishi,gaokaodeshihounvpeiyudaoxiangtongtimuhaiyiweixiamaopengjiansihaozile,shubuzhizijizaojiuyijingbacuowudaanlaojizaixin!】

【nvpeihaiyiweinanzhushiweilezhizaohezijiduchudejihuicaijitabuke,qishinanzhujiushipanvpeizhenxuehuilekaodetaihao,zheiyangxitongjiuhuifanshidaoziji!】

【weilezhuiqiunvshenmanman,hejingyaozhenshiliansanshiliujidouyongshangle!chunaizhenhaoke!】

kanzheyanqiandedanmuwohenhenfanlegebaiyan,shunshoubahejingyaonachudelianxiceheshangle:

“woshentihaiyouxiebushufu,jintianjiusuanle!”

【nvpeigangshuoshenme?tajuranjujuelehejingyaojitabuke!tashimituzhifanhaishizibaoziqile?】

【wokantadeyangzibuxiangshizibaoziqi,daoxiangshinaleshenmenixifuchoujuben。kanyanshentakuaibahejingyaolingchile!nvpeibuhuishizhidaonanzhubeizhetabangdingxitongdeshileba?】

cishidehejingyaobeiwodingdeyeyouxiexinxu,danhaishiguzuozhendingdikuanweiwo:

“meiguanxidexixi,shentizhongyao,nibuxiangxuejiusuanle!fanzhengniyikaokaodeneimehao,jiusuanxuexichaledian,yenengkaoshangyigehaodaxue!”

yiqian,hejingyaozongshiyongxiangtongdejiekoulazheshangwanzixidewochuanzhitiao、dayouxi,haijiezhehuanjieyaliweiyoubawanzixixiakedewodaiquhejiuchangge。

woyiweitashipafumuzaiguowaidewoyigerenzaijiagudu,suoyikeyitianbuwoshijianshangdekongbai。

meixiangdaozheiyiqiedoushitaweilejiejingumanmanzuodexi。

jiranruci,neiwopeiniyandaodi:

“hejingyao,wobuzhunbeihuixuexiaole!”

2.

“nishuodeyoudaoli,woshentitiaojiantaicha,bushiheliuzaifuzadehuanjingxuexi。wozhunbeigaokaoqiandouzaijiazixue,yiwodeyikaochengji,suibiankaoyikao,shangdaxueyinggaimeishenmewenti。”

我说的自负又坦然。

danqishishiwobakanwochengjitaichazhuanmengaoxinjiwopinlegelaoshixianshangshouke,zhibuguohoubanjuwomeigenhejingyaoshuo。

guobuqiran,hejingyaoyanzhongshanguoyimoxinxi:

“xixinizheimexiangjiuduile!shentizhongyao,nianxinzaijiadiaoyang,xuexiaodeshibuyongdanxin。woxianzaijiubangniqujibanzhurenqingjia!”

hualuo,hejingyaopaodefeikuai,shengpawoxiayimiaojiumituzhifanside。

meiguoduojiu,wokanzheshoujilifalaidejiatiaomobanhuanhuangouqilezuijiao。

“bianxinshiba?kaiguashiba?kanlaoniangxuebusini!”

banlechuyuanshouxuhuidaojia,wohuosuxiadanleyipibeikaoziliao。

wanshangbadianban,wokanzhejuanzishangyiyeyehongchajidaozhimaoqingchundou。

wenzongduoxuantizuochengledanxuan,xiedexuanxianghaishidaanliweiyimeiyoudeyige;

shuxueqiujihemianjiqiuchulefushu,tuidaotihaibayizhitiaojiantuifanle;

yingyuzuowenxiangxiefangfengzheng,jieguotaishoujiushiflyacat;

yuwengengshibuyongduoti,wogenneixiewenyanwengenbenjiubushu!

cishi,kanguowozuotidedanmuyebudandingle,fenfenkaiqitucaomoshi:

【timuwendeshixiaowendidegaigecuoshi,nvpeijuranxiecishataizi?talishishishuxuelaoshijiaodeba?】

【loushangkuaibiewumieshuxuelaoshile!nijianguonageshuxuelaoshijiaojiefangchengbaxjiemeile,haisuanchu17=15de?】

【nvpeideyuwenyelandaolelingrenfazhidechengdu,renjiawen《shishuo》dezuozhekongzishitangdaishenmeshijiandechangdaozhe,tajurantianxuanwumenshibian!】

【xuanwumenneigezhendehaihao!nimenkantadedilijuanzi,renjiawendeshiruhejiejuelaolinghua,tajuranxieyaobaedulaonianrensongqudagong,jijiejuelerenkoulaolinghuawentiyouzengjialelaodongli!taidiyule!】

这哪里地狱了?

woxiedeshiedulaonianrena!youmeixiezhengchangheaidelaotoulaotaitai!

【jiunvpeizheishuiping,nanzhuhaidanxingemaoxian?tazhengchangfahuiyenengrangnanzhuhenvzhukaoshangtongyisuodaxue!】

……

nizheijiuyoudianwururenle!

wozhishijichucha,zhiyaokenxue,haishiyoujihuinixifanpande!

zhengdangwozhunbeinabizaizuoyitaomonijuanshi,diannaoshangturanshanchuleyidaoshipintonghua。

shiwobajiwoqingdejiajiaolaoshishangxianle。

wobashuozheiweilaoshizhuangonggeleikaoshi,zuoguomoniwushu,nianjiqingqingjiuyiqijuechen,shitonglingrenkewangerbukejidemubiao。

wozhenghuanxiangzhepingmuneitouyouyige185jiankuanyaoxi,bakuaifujideshuaigedengzhewoshi,diannaoqianturanshanxianchuyizhangshuxidemiankong。

“tongxuenihao,wojiaogumanman,shinidejiatingjiaoshi。”