第一章
wozixiaoshentixuruo，jiejiexintengbuyi，zongshibahaochiderangjiwo。
zhangdahou，qingmeizhumadenvyouyefeichangaiwo，zhichiwopinboshiye。
yici，woleidaojinleyiyuan，jiejiediyishijianganlaizhaoguwo。
wozhenggandongshi，queturankanjiandanmu：
【shananer，nijiecongxiaojiuweileneigenanzhubangdingleyingyangxitong。】
【nideyinshiyingyangjiazhiyuegaotayuejiankang，ertacengjingluoxiadeyingyangbulianghuizhuandaonishenshang，nidedixuetangjiushizheimedede。】
wojingdixintiaowenluan，nvyouturancongmenwaipaojinlai，haidaizhewodexiangmujihuashu。
弹幕再次出现：
【taduinibangdinglecaifuxitong，zhiyaonizhuanqian，neigenanzhujiunengdedaoxiangyingdecaifu。】
【ernidecaifuyehuitongguobutongdefangshiliushidiao。】
wokanzhezheixiehua，qidehunshenfadou。
hezhezhuantiaowoyigerenqifubei？
wonazhejihuashu，qiaoqiaogailejibi。
hao！jiranzheiyang，neidajiadoubiehaoguo。
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“anhe，zenmezheimebuaixizijideshenti，haileijinleyiyuan？”
kanzhewocanbaidemianse，jiejiemeitouweicu，manliandanyou。
congqianwohuiyiwei，tashiguanaiwozheigedidi，rujinkanledanmucaizhidao，yuanlaitazhishizaiyanxi。
“meitianneimeduoyingyangpinchixiaqu，haishihuidixuetang。gancuicongmingtianqi，wozhichimantouxiancai。”
wolengmodituwansuoyouzi，momojiakuailexiugaijihuashudedongzuo。
tingjianzheihua，tamengdicongyizishangzhanqilai，lianseweinu。
“nizenmenengzheimebuaixizijideshentini？”
“mantouxiancaizuimeiyouyingyangle，nibenlaishentijiubuhao。guai，bunengnashentikaiwanxiao。”
ruguoshizhiqian，wozaogandongdexilihuala，zhijuedejiejieshixintengwocaishengqide。
kexianzaitazheifuyangzi，rangwoganjueshifenexin。
jianwomobuzuosheng，jiejiexiandeshifenjiaolv。
pangbiandenvyoujimangchulaidayuanchang：
“jie，xianbiezheji，wozhidaonishixintenganhe，kexianzaianhededaxuechuangyechuyuguanjianshiqi，tayemeibanfa，womenzhinengjitazuidadezhichi。”
“zhiyaozheigexiangmucehuachenggong，anhebidingchengweishangyeheima，gongchengmingjiu！”
wokanzheyanqianerren，toutouyaojinhoucaoya，nuliyaxiaxinzhongdenuyi。
zheilianggeren，yigeshiwodelongfengtaijiejie，hewoxingyingbulishenghuoleershinian。
yigeshiwoqingmeizhumadenvpengyou，zaitababashengbingshi，shiwonachusuoyoubisaijiangjin，jitabazuoleshoushu。
kejiushizheiyang，tamenhaishiduineigecongtianerjiangdenanzhuyijianqingxin。
weilerangtahaobufeiliguoshangmeihaodeshenghuo，buxishejixianhaiwo。
“womeixiangdao，nimenliangduiwozheimehao。”
wodeshengyinhaidaizheyisizhandou，yaoyashuochu：“yihou，woyidinghuihaohaobaodanimen。”
jiejiemeitoujinzhou，yanzhongluchuyisibujie。
yuzhiwanbingmeiyouchajuedaoyiyang，jixuwenroudechaowoshuodao：“anhe，zheidoushiwomenyinggaizuode，buguo，ruguonizhenxiangganxiewo......kebukeyijiwobakaiyigexiaomaibua？”
“nizhidaode，tashentibuhao，chuqudagongbufangbian，ruguozijizuolaobandehua…”
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wolengxiaoyisheng，meilihuita，nazhedongxibianlikaileyiyuan。